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Post by Yastreb on Jun 7, 2024 14:26:42 GMT
Scammers frequently use religion, especially Christianity, to win their victims’ trust. But that’s not really going to work with Captain Mal, or Cammy…
Scammers' names have been changed; their emails are date-stamped. My comments are in bold.
Not "Dear Sir/Ma" but "Dear Camille White"! I should feel honoured!
25 March 2024
Dear Camille White,
Peace be unto you, my name is Rev. Fr. Philip Earlston. I am 74 years old now. I have been suffering in the sick bed for the past 7 years at Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Woolwich. Now I believe that my time has come to join my ancestors in heaven. I got your email address from the Internet, as the spirit of Almighty God directed me to contact you for this charity work. I have US$11.1M deposited in a safe location in Europe, which I want you to claim on my behalf for an important charitable project.
Can you honestly do this for me?
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Rev.Fr.Philip Earlston
God moves in mysterious ways, we are told; and the idea that God chose Cammy is definitely mysterious. As Cammy is an honest person, she'll point that out...
Dear Rev Earlston
I'm sorry about your illness, but you should be happy that your end will be gentle and you'll pass into the next world peacefully.
That said, I'll be honest with you about my religion; I'm Asatruar, not Christian. Why Yahweh would have singled me out for you is a bit of a boggle and no mistake. But I thought you should know, just in case it might be an issue.
Blessed be
Camille White
Apart from the first sentence, all else seems to be very much on script.
26 March
Dear Camille White,
A very good morning to you from London United Kingdom and thank you for your interest in my dream charity project. I noted accordingly your kind explanation regarding your religion which does not matter because we are saving one God in unity of the holy ghost and as well the fund is to help the needy in our society no matter the color or race, we are all created by God.
I am missionary priest of the Institute of the Incarnate Word in the Community “Christ the King in Baghdad, the Iraqi capital I trusted some church members, most of whom are covert Muslims, but they took away some of the money I donated for the same cause and the terrorist organization ISIS was making the project very difficult to work smoothly then prompting me to relocate to Jakarta, Indonesia. As a reverend father, I have neither children nor brother. All our lives we believed in serving God and helping the less privileged in society.
I choose to deposited $11.1 million in a secure location in Jakarta, Southeast Asia, intended for a charity project this is a life time dream of which am about to hand it over to you for you to fulfill it on my behalf since my health condition do not permit me to carry on again use it to continue building an orphanage home because my original plan was to use part of the charity fund to build Catholic Church in Western Jakarta where people are worshiping under the rain sometimes no good shelter in a place of worship a lots of children are in bad condition no good water they needed a lots of help.
Looking at my health condition i may not leave to see the project take off that according to my doctor who is still suggesting another surgery for me but i keep believing in God for a miracle he can do all things he knows everything as long as i have faith in him.just do all in your power by making sure you receive the total sum do as i have directed to help my soul rest with God . I pray God will give you power to to fulfill the assignment.
If you have any further concerns, you can ask me to clarify them for you or my lawyer who is based in Jakarta Indonesia. My first concern is the security getting this project over the line with without any backlash. Nothing good comes easy, but planning and strategy, integration and efficient know-how will help more than a little, as I am unable to do so due to my health condition i relocated to UK for a better treatment in my doctors advice handing over everything under my lawyer care.I recommend you to contact my lawyer who can explain you more since she was with me during the time of deposit she knows all the details about the charity fund i have also told her everything about yesterday with your details for her to work with you find below is her contact details.
OSAMA BONITA LAW FIRM
Address: REDACTED
Kupang Krajan Indonesia.
Teleph: + REDACTED,
Whtsup line :+REDACTED
Email : REDACTED
Contact Person : Osama Bonita ,Esq ,Bsc ,Sh
Once again thank you for your time and dedication in doing God missionary work i pray that almighty God will keep guiding you and reward you for the good job you have being doing to keep helping mankind may his name be glorify forevermore.Amen
Looking forward for your response as you work with my lawyer.
Remain bless in the Lord
Rev.Fr.Philip Earlston
Dear Rev Earlston
I don't want to argue, but here's the thing; "we are saving one God in unity of the holy ghost" - um, no. I raise my spirit to Odin for wisdom, to Freyja for beauty, and Skadhi for health. I raise my spirit to Tyr that He watches over my brother (he's a atheist, but I do it anyway). The Aesir is a pantheon, after all. I'm fine with helping people no matter what. Please don't try to shoehorn my faith into yours; that matters to me.
Something else; you mentioned about building a church and helping with missionary work. That I will not help to do. Charity work is fine. But that's where it ends.
Please accept my truth.
Blessed be
Camille White
The "Reverend" is off script now, methinks.
27 March
Dear Camille White,
I noted accordingly your position regarding our different believes in faith i apologize for that anyway .
However ,i still believe we are going to work together to help the needy in our society i also accept your position not to participate in any missionary project or building of any church as it is against your faith but purely charity project to help the lees privilege at this juncture i will be glad if you can as well come up with your own good plan on the best possible way we can make the project a reality while you contact my lawyer in Jakarta as i directed you in my last mail of yesterday.
I will be waiting for your response as soon as you contact my lawyer .
Looking forward for your response as you work with my lawyer.
Regards
Rev.Fr.Philip Earlston
Dear Rev Earlston
You're asking me to come up with a plan for this charity work, but honestly, I wouldn't know where to start. Helvete, I'm a photomodel, not a businesswoman or anyone like that. My BBFF handles my finances (he does a good job of it; he's why I'm already worth a million dollars and then some, and I'm only 26!)
If you're OK with that, fine, I'll write to your lawyer, but remember what I told you.
Blessed be
Camille White
28 March
Dear Camille White,
Once again thank you for taking your time to respond to my request on the charity project to help the needy.
As regards your inexperience in the business world or managing the project i don't think that will be problem so long as my lawyer is involve she too can assist on some area also your age does not matter in this project my position is that you can as well involve any third-party of your choice if you wish to do so at later stage when the charity project fund is in your custody only if you want to do so. certainly, i am very good with your position and your good explanation i feel good to work with you in that way and will advice my lawyer accordingly to guid you well.
I will be glad if you can contact my personal lawyer immediately to start the process.
I will be waiting for your response as you contact her.
Regards.
Reverend Father Earlston
OK then, Cammy will write to the lawyer... Stay tuned!
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 8, 2024 5:36:29 GMT
So Cammy does as requested, but not very politely.
28 March
Dear Osama Bonita
Rev Philip Earlston asked that I write to you. If you read the email that I'm forwarding to you, it should make it clear why he wanted that done. Please acknowledge that you got this message.
Thanks
Camille White
Nice script. Shame about the geographical howler…
28 March
Good Day, Camille White,
Thank you for your email. I am writing to confirm that I have received your email regarding the deposit of a charity fund of $11.1 million in a reputable bank in Jakarta, Indonesia, which is intended for a charity organisation at my client's request.
Allow me to introduce myself briefly. My name is Osama Bonita and I am a lawyer. I serve as the private attorney of Father Philip Earlston, who is currently in the hospital at Kingdom of United. We would be delighted to assist you.
My Law Firm has a team of experienced lawyers who are specialists in the areas of law that are of concern to you.. We understand that legal matters can be complex and stressful, and our commitment is to provide you with personalized and effective legal solutions. We would appreciate the chance to further discuss your legal requirements and provide assistance.
In addition, I would like to thank you for your continued efforts, your priority commitment and your kind co-operation in completing the final step of the processing of this legitimate transfer to your bank account for the benefit of the Charity.
Please include your WhatsApp phone number when you reply to my latest email for faster communication.
I look forward to receiving confirmation of this email from you.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, Bsc, SH
Indonesia.
That email had arrived late on Thursday, so Cammy didn’t reply until Saturday (Freyja-day devotions are more important!).
Dear Osama Bonita
I don't have WhatsApp; actually I don't have a mobile phone.
Thanks
Camille White
There was nothing for over three weeks, and then Cammy gets something put together from desk-calendar platitudes, and apparently calculated to annoy.
24 April
Let us put aside any busyness or excuses and work towards a positive resolution. It is important that we address any outstanding issues and fulfill our obligations. Ninety-nine percent of all failures stem from individuals who habitually make excuses, hold negative assumptions, and neglect their obligations.
It is important to recognise and address these issues, so let's work together to overcome these obstacles and achieve our objectives with confidence and determination. Remember that the repetition of your constant excuses, delays and assumptions can contribute to this Charity project derailment, but with confidence and diplomacy we can work together to overcome any obstacles and achieve success.
Don't make excuses, don't delay, and don't be afraid to face the situation with confidence and enthusiasm.
Let us work together to overcome any obstacles and achieve our goals with confidence and diplomacy! Thank you for your attention to this matter. I would like to kindly request your response to the matter at hand.
I enthusiastically request your prompt response to the issue at hand.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
Cammy is surprisingly restrained in her reply. She doesn’t swear at all!
Dear Osama Bonita
I'll break this down for you.
"It is important that we address any outstanding issues and fulfill our obligations" - I don't have any obligations to fulfill; not to you, anyway.
"Ninety-nine percent of all failures stem from individuals who habitually make excuses, hold negative assumptions, and neglect their obligations" - what about delaying things for, say, three weeks for no good reason?
"Remember that the repetition of your constant excuses, delays and assumptions can contribute to this Charity project derailment, but with confidence and diplomacy we can work together to overcome any obstacles and achieve success" - I told you I don't have WhatsApp or even a mobile phone; how in Freyja's name can you spin that into "constant excuses, delays and assumptions"? And that coming from someone who took three weeks to write a reply!
"Don't make excuses, don't delay, and don't be afraid to face the situation with confidence and enthusiasm" - yeah, DON'T DELAY, says the one who took three weeks to write a reply!
"Let us work together to overcome any obstacles and achieve our goals with confidence and diplomacy!" You can shove your arrogance! If you think we'll be working together, then stop acting like you're my superior, because you're not!
Camille White
24 April
Dear Camille White,
Good morning and thank you for your prompt reply to my email.
Following on from your email, I am sorry that you feel I have offended you in any way, which I am rather puzzled about after reading the content of your recent email. I do not want us to continue with this short-sighted misunderstanding and offensive email.
Secondly, in order to advance this beneficial charitable endeavor as recommended by Father Philip Earlston, who is currently hospitalized, it is necessary to take the following steps.
The transfer of charitable funds 11,100,000$ to you for the purpose of commencing the recommended charitable project will necessitate your acquisition of a Change of Ownership Order from the Local Court. In this capacity, you will be the legal new beneficiary of the funds in question. In order to submit your application to the Indonesian Constitutional Court for a Change of Ownership Order, you are requested to provide the following documentation: identification documents and a copy of your home address.
This document serves to establish the applicant as the official new owner of the funds deposited at Bank BPR Indonesia. Once this document has been received, the applicant will be able to exercise full legal access to the funds. This will enable the applicant to receive them before the transferring bank can transfer the funds 11,100,000$ to their designated receiving bank for charitable purposes.
By following the recommended guidelines above, it will enhance our ability to work together to overcome any obstacles and achieve our goals with confidence and diplomacy in the shortest possible time.
I would also like to reiterate my apologies for the misunderstanding that occurred previously and express my appreciation for your attention, dedication, and willingness to cooperate to get things done as soon as possible.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
Cammy still isn't swearing. Don't worry, she will (eventually).
Dear Osama Bonita
I didn't want your "offensive email" to start with, and Helvete, you came out swinging! I think the last time I read anything like that was on a Reddit thread about Horrible Bosses. Did you really think that falsely accusing me of your own sins would do anything other than royally piss me off?
So here's how it goes; you make a proper apology, admitting your mistake and acknowledging that I haven't been endlessly delaying or making excuses. Maybe then we can get this show on the road. And by a proper apology, I mean an apology in writing, showing sincerity, not some brush-off. So get that done.
Camille White
25 April
Hello , Sister Camille,
Good morning to you and I hope you are very well today. I just read your email , but I am not sure if I had ever behaved that way as you accused me here. In the meantime, I remembered to apologize to you to forgive and forget about what you think I had wronged you without knowing it.
So what kind of apology do you want from me that is more than the apology I gave you a few days ago?
Actually, I am confused about it. In all honesty, I would be happy to work with you to achieve the success necessary to set this charity project up correctly, to get my client happy in his hospital bed Best Regards ,
Lawyer Osama Bonita
"She" still hasn't got it, so Cammy explains again (emphasis in original).
Dear Osama Bonita
I'm not your sister. Let's get that clear first.
I'll spell some things out for you. First thing; I wrote to you as Mr Earlston asked me to. You replied, and finished up asking me for my WhatsApp number. I told you I don't use WhatsApp.
Three weeks went by and you wrote back, and you were very hostile and hypocritical. The whole tone of it was that you wouldn't accept any more delays or excuses from me. I hadn't done anything like that. The delay was down to you, and only you.
And now you're saying, "I am not sure if I had ever behaved that way as you accused me here". If you're seriously telling me you can't see what you did, there is something very wrong with you.
"In the meantime, I remembered to apologize to you to forgive and forget about what you think I had wronged you without knowing it" - that wasn't an apology. That was a brushoff, which I told you was no good, but you did it anyway.
If you want this charity work to go ahead, just remember, you aren't the one in charge. You do as you're told. Remember that, and we can move ahead. If you don't, it does exactly nowhere.
Camille White
26 April (sent twice)
Dear Camille White,
Noted with thanks.
The information I sent to the bank is my office's approval of the claim as the attorney representing the depositor "Rev.Father" of the fund, along with your name and contact email address.
So that's what I want to say, ma'am.
Thank you for your understanding .
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
Dear Osama Bonita
I didn't send you any information.
Camille White
26 April
Dear Camille White .
I would like to express my gratitude for your prompt reply to my email, which provided the necessary information. I would also like to inform you that I have submitted your documents, together with the relevant supporting documentation, and my own handwritten signatures on each, this afternoon to Bank BPR in Indonesia, where the funds 11,100,000$ were originally deposited.
Please endeavor to keep me informed of your communication with the bank, as the transfer operation will commence imminently, as I have already submitted your documents, together with the relevant supporting documentation and my own handwritten signatures on each, to the aforementioned Bank BPR.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
The bank chimes in. And there's something wrong...
26 April
Bank BPR Dana Mitra Indonesia
Branch Office :
Jl. Jend Soeharto No.42, Hambala,
Kec. Kota Waingapu, Kabupaten
Sumba Timur, Nusa Tenggara Tim.
Telfax: REDACTED
Email : REDACTED
Re : The Official Confirmation.
Date: April 26 , 2024 .
Attention:Camille White (Mrs / Ms ),
Country :united State Of America .
Dear Valued Customer ,
Bank BPR Management :With this email information, I hereby officially confirm in writing that Rev. Philip Eriksen has deposited the sum of US$ 11.1 million (eleven million one hundred thousand dollars) long time ago in our payment list and other substantiating documents have been submitted yesterday dated 25th of April by the local representative lawyer by the name of Atty. Utama Yunita with the office address, Jalan Simo Kwagean Kuburan 5 60253 Sawahan - Kupang Krajan Indonesia. .
This is in respect of the above topic. In accordance with Bank BPD's directive on capping payments exceeding $11,100,000.00 (Eleven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars), all payments and remittances to PPF exceeding this amount will now be processed through the electronic funds transfer (EFT) system. This will take effect upon completion of the procurement in Indonesia in 2024.
Our office will therefore arrange for the payment of the sum of $11,100,000.00 (Eleven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars) to your bank account as the new nominated beneficiary.
Please find attached to this email the Bank BPR Indonesia Payment and Release Form which you should download, complete, sign in the "Recipient" column and return to us with the following information:
1. A certified copy of your national identity document.
2. Proof of your new residential address.
3. Letter of legal authorization
4. Change of ownership order
Upon receipt of this completed attached form and the information requested above, we will have the applications processed by the appropriate management. We will then have our bank complete the process and make a transfer of the $11,100,000.00 (Eleven Million One Hundred Dollars) fund to your local bank account in your country, which you will indicate on the attached form.
We have taken the liberty of arranging for your payment to be made through our payment department. We would be grateful if you could kindly provide the above requirements for an immediate transfer to your local bank account in your country.
Thank you for using Bank BPR Dana Mitra Indonesia. We look forward to receiving your information.
Sincerely Yours ,
Mrs Gherasim Chiyoda,
Senior Controller- Banking & Foreign Payments
ID No: REDACTED
Cammy points out the mistake, but not to the banker.
Dear Osama Bonita
One thing; I'm not American!
Camille White
Next up; things turn nasty as RL intrudes, and not in a good way.
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 9, 2024 9:03:37 GMT
Just moments after the last email to Osama Bonita, I received the news that a beloved friend of many years had died. The next day I did my best to cope, and part of that basically involved taking out my anger at the Fates on some scammers.
27 April
Dear Camille White,
I have taken note of your message and am grateful for your communication.
In order for the bank to understand that you are not an American, please fill in the column on the Bank's form.
Thank you for your understanding .
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
Mrs Chiyoda
I am not your customer. And I've got no business with you.
Camille White
Dear Osama Bonita
I just told the bank I've got no business with them. I'm telling you now that I've got no business with you.
Camille White
27 April
Dear Camille White,
I would like to extend my best wishes to you and hope that you are doing well.
I recently had the opportunity to read your email, which left a strong impression on me. I wonder if I might ask you to elaborate on the meaning of the message and and your reasons for sending it to me and the respective office.
I look forward to reading from you about that manner of message please
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, BSc
Indonesia.
OK, what do you think I meant by my email? Go on, I'm curious.
27 April
I do not understand what you meant by such email to me and the bank . So, i might ask you to elaborate on the meaning of the mail and and your reasons for sending it to me and the respective office.
Cammy's profanity finally emerges (don't tell me you weren't waiting for that).
You are such a fucking idiot if you're telling me you don't understand clear simple English!
Helvete, people call me a bimbo and a ditz so often, but next to you, I'm Einstein and Hawking rolled into one!
27 April
It is unclear why you have resorted to such a hostile and unjustified response. It was you who initiated the insult, following your initial appeal for me to apologise.
This is the first occasion on which I have encountered such a narrow-minded and uncultured individual. Nevertheless, I extend my gratitude to you and wish you the same.
So you still don't understand what I told you?
29 April
Bank BPR Dana Mitra Indonesia
Branch Office :
Jl. Jend Soeharto No.42, Hambala,
Kec. Kota Waingapu, Kabupaten
Sumba Timur, Nusa Tenggara Tim.
Telfax: REDACTED
Email : REDACTED
Re : Acknowledgement Of Receipt Of An Unclear Confirmation E-mail
Date: April 29 , 2024 .
Attention:Camille White (Mrs / Ms ),
Country :united State Of America .
Dear Sir/Madam,
Bank BPR Management :I hope this message finds you well.
I would like to inform you that I have received your email, which I am currently attempting to comprehend. Could I ask if the $11.1 Million Dollars files submitted on 25 April, 2024 on your behalf with your contact information , by the local representative lawyer, Atty. Osama Bonita , were perhaps mistakenly submitted to our office by mistake?
Please clarify whether the submission of files to our office on the 25th of April, 2024, by a local lawyer named Atty. Osama Bonita, should be considered an error.
If there is anything I can do to be of assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Thank you for using Bank BPR Dana Mitra Indonesia. We look forward to receiving your information.
Sincerely Yours ,
Mrs Gherasim Chiyoda ,
Senior Controller- Banking & Foreign Payments
ID No: BPDN000157650
Oh yes, the dying reverend... he should be kept informed!
Dear Mr Earlston
I'm out of this business. You'd better find someone else.
Thanks
Camille White
Dear Mrs Chiyoda
Osama Bonita made two mistakes.
First up, I'm not American.
Secondly, she went ahead without my permission.
Thanks
Camille White
30 April
Re : Is The Fund $11,100,000 Still A Priority To You
Date: April 30 , 2024 .
Dear Sir/Madam,
Bank BPR Management : I hope this email communication finds you well.
With this email we have decided to contact you as our administration is unsure of the next step.
Your silence and ignorance regarding the Bank Payment Release from which was sent to you on 26 March 2024 has really puzzled our administration to date Is this $11,100000.00 fund still a priority for you I've kept space open in my schedule for this Electronic Transfer Fund EFT but if you've decided to go in another direction that is no problem.
Our administration is in the process of closing your data files for the first week of next month . If we haven't received the Bank Payment Release from sent you since 26th April 2024, it usually means you are either very busy or not interested. Please let me know if this is a priority for you now or perhaps sometime in the future.
1. If you are not interested, do I have your permission to close your file?
2. If you are still interested, what do you recommend as a next step We hope that our explanation has satisfied your wishes and we look forward to hearing from you.
There is an attached cancellation forms in this email .
I am eagerly awaiting the receipt of the confirmation.
Sincerely Yours ,
Mrs Gherasim Chiyoda ,
Senior Controller- Banking & Foreign Payments
ID No: BPDN000157650
Mrs Chiyoda
Do what you want with the money, I don't give a fuck.
Camille White
30 April
Dear Sir/Madam,
Please fill the attached Cancellation Forms urgently and return them as soon as , to avoid all this senseless delays that has no meaning .
Once again , I am eagerly awaiting the receipt of the confirmation.
Sincerely Yours ,
Mrs Gherasim Chiyoda ,
Senior Controller- Banking & Foreign Payments
ID No: BPDN000157650
Mr/Mrs Chiyoda
I didn't start this shitfuckery. Let Osama Bonita finish it.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 10, 2024 0:50:26 GMT
A week passes in which I work through the grieving process and Osama Bonita considers her options. Finally...
7 May
I am writing to request your assistance in signing the cancellation form. This is the same fund, 11,100,000 dollars, and the bank that you wrongly accused of not existing on the planet due to your myopic perspective and with your selfish and negative assumptions.
Today, you have chosen to remain silent and ignorant to the point of refusing to sign and fill out the paperwork sent to you .
My South Korean client has been awaiting your signature and completion of the paperwork in order to commence the project at the point where you terminated it.
What is the rationale behind your decision to decline to complete and sign the requisite paperwork?
It is unclear why you would choose to engage with a charitable project for which you lack the necessary legal and operational capacity. The proposed charity project is designed to provide support for individuals or groups experiencing difficulties, with the objective of reducing their suffering. This is an excellent way to help others!
It would therefore be inappropriate for the objective of financial gain to be the primary focus of your endeavors.
Take note of the above information .
Lawyer Osama Bonita
I'm still not in a good mood, so neither is Cammy.
Fuck off and die, you poxy pompous slutbitch.
Osama Bonita's response is really lazy.
7 May
Fuck off and die, you poxy pompous slutbitch.
So... I'll turn to the classics.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Finally, some insults, even if she steals Cammy's line again.
7 May
Fill and sign the forms immediately and stop writing rubbish here as uneducated and myopic dumboo.
Fuck off and die, you poxy pompous slutbitch.
I do a slight rewrite of a Monty Python insult.
No chance, Indonesian bed-wetting type. I flaunt my perfect bosoms at you and call your form-filling request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms!
That must have knocked Osama Bonita off her perch, because several weeks pass before...
2 June
We at Queen Elizabeth Hospital Woolwich Branch With great sadness regret to announce the death of our patient Reverend Father Philip Earlston. He died peacefully this morning Sunday, Jun 2 , 2024 while under the care of hospice after an extended and debilitating struggle with Alzheimer’s disease. He was 72 years old.
We offer sympathies and prayers for his family, to the priests, religious, friends and the faithful whose lives he touched throughout his years of priestly hood and episcopal ministry. Plans for the funeral will be notified soon.
He was truly a man of the people, a selfless servant of God who touched many lives through his various missionary foundations across the world. He once summed up his life by saying, “I try to be a priest from head to toe” We at Queen Elizabeth Hospital Woolwich Branch ask the faithful's to join us in praying for the eternal repose of his soul. Eternal rest grant to him, O Lord and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul, and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace Amen.
Saint Paul reminds us in his First Letter to the Thessalonians, “We do not want you to be unaware, brothers, about those who have fallen asleep, so that you may not grieve like the rest, who have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose, so too will God, through Jesus, bring with him those who have fallen asleep.(1 Thes. 4:13-14)
May the soul of Father Philip Earlston rest in peace, Amen.
Yours Faithfully .
Nurse Monica
On behalf of late Father Philip Earlston
Cammy sends a kind reply. She's got no issues with Father Philip.
Dear Nurse Monica
Well, that's too bad, but he lived a long life and he died in peace.
Thanks
Camille White
3 June
Dear ,
I recently received an unfortunate email from Queen Elizabeth Hospital about the sudden passing of Reverend Father Philip Earlston, which was deeply distressing. I hope that his gentle soul finds eternal rest in peace.
I would also like to kindly request one final favour from you: please sign the bank cancellation forms and the form from my office. I hope that this will help my South Korean client to complete the international remittance process as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, your inability to do the needful after your countless empty payment promises has meant that you have stopped . I would also like to mention that I believe that the $11.1 Dollars Charity Project should have been in place prior to this date. My late client Reverend Father Philip Earlston had intended this to be the case.
I hope that you will be able to reconsider this matter and allow my client to proceed.
I would be grateful if you could treat the information in this email as being of great importance to you upon receipt.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, Bsc, SH
Indonesia.
Osama Bonita, on the other hand, doesn't get a polite reply.
Yeah, I got that email. So the old man died. It comes to us all.
OK, polite part over. I'll be blunt; you're a fucking liar. I never made any fucking payment promises. We never reached that stage. And I'm not going to help you get out the shit you got yourself into. D'emmerdez-vous, as the French say.
Camille White
4 June
I would appreciate your thoughts on this matter, as there is not much time. I am writing to you because I would like to understand your perspective on what the next step should be in order to protect the interests of my late client, Reverend Father Philip Earlston. It is important to me to prevent any action by the Hospital Nurse that might result in her claiming all of the $11,100,000 from the Indonesian Bank. Instead of allowing the hospital nurse to lay hands and claim the $11,100,000 charity funds, I would prefer my client to claim the charity funds and have them established in South Korea as intended by my late client before his death.
To avoid any further unnecessary verbal approaches, I would like to kindly request that you all refrain from doing so. I would be grateful if you could let me know what the next steps are for the charity funds of $11,100,000. I appreciate that this is a straightforward matter.
Yours faithfully,
Osama Bonita, Esq, Bsc, SH
Indonesia.
I gave you my thoughts last time. Nothing's changed since then. I've got no fucking perspectives to give; zero fucks really.
You don't want that nurse to claim the money? Then do your fucking job! Don't try loading your issues on to me, because it ain't my problem.
Camille White
That may be the end. I'll let you know.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)