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Post by Yastreb on Jun 28, 2020 10:32:05 GMT
Meet Dr Edward Adamu, mangler of metaphors and connoisseur of catchphrases. You’ll be amazed!
This bait isn't over as of 28 June, though I suspect it's not at all well.
The Scammers
Dr Edward Adamu, “director,debt management unit,central bank of Nigeria”
Mark Edwards, “diplomat... and financial expert”
The Baiter
Malcolm Reynolds, retired US Marine captain now living in Australia
The scammer’s emails are date-stamped; my comments are in bold. The scammer’s various catchphrases are in red.
I'll be keeping a running tally of catchphrases at the end of each part.
PART ONE: "i NEVER SEEN A PERSON LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE"
So, let’s meet Dr Edward Adamu, who does not believe in subtle beginnings... or putting spaces after punctuation.
11 August 2019
It wont be long,you will end up in this transaction,a wise man,who dies in the foolish mans back yard.Those fools deceiving you that the are the one to see you through in this transaction,are only paving your way to doom in the transaction.We are watching,result is coming soon.For the last time,wake up from your slumber and positon your self to work me so that this long hard fought for fund will be accessed.I repeat,as far as this funds payment in your favor is concern,i am the only way out.More,if you are still dealing with other sources in getting this fund across to you,that,stood for nothing and a waste in all sense.Comply to my directives,the miracle of your life is at hand.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward Adamu.
Mr Adamu
Who are you exactly?
Malcolm Reynolds
12 August
I am Dr Edward Adamu,director,debt management unit,central bank of Nigeria.
Your file is with me,you had chassed shadow enough in the transaction,i want you out of this deep shit,come to me so that we can face the real thing.
Edward.
Dr Adamu
I'd prefer you to be more professional about this.
Malcolm Reynolds
13 August
How else do you want me to be more professional?
What i want you to do is to close rank with me and comply to my directives to the later so that we can at last access this fund.
In the light of the above,forward to me,your full name,address,identity card,your bank details and your phone number.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward Adamu.
Mr Adamu
Before I send you anything, I want to know what you plan to do.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 August
Am going to normalize the anomalise in your payment file,with out doing this,we will only succeed in trying to build a castel on the air which is impossible..
Note,as am going to be in the centre stage of this funds payment in your favor,what eyes has not seen nor ears has heard is what you are going to see in the funds payment in your favor.
Comply to my directives and see the miracle of your life.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward Adamu.
Mal keeps things simple.
Mr Adamu
How much will that cost me?
Malcolm Reynolds
16 August
We are not talking of cost now,i need information so that i will be sure of what am doing.Point blank,am not going to cut corners in doing the needful to get the fund across to you,am engaging in due process which is the platform that will guarantee delivery in the exercise.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward Adamu
Mr Adamu
As you wish...
full name Malcolm Paul Reynolds
address xxxx xxxxx xxxxx Alice Springs Northern Territory Australia
identity card None
your bank details National Australia Bank account xxxxxxxxx
your phone number xx xxxx xxxx
Malcolm Reynolds
16 August
What do you mean by no identity card?
Are you sure you are a legitimate citizen of Australia?
I dont understand you,be serious so that we can perfect this funds payment in your favor.Ok,action will commence on proper filling and documentation of the funds payment in your favor,i will keep you posted on further development.
Edward.Adamu.
Mr Adamu
If you had my file, you would know that I'm an American citizen, not Australian.
Malcolm Reynolds
16 August
Good and fine,you should have identity card.Pls my friend,let us be arguing over this,all hands must at desk in doing the needful to enforce this funds release in your favor,we should not be politic over this.Lets see how things will pans out,am still working,before today runs out,i will update you on further development in the exercise.
Edward
Mr Adamu
Americans don't carry ID cards - we fought wars to prevent that. Don't say that I'm arguing when I give you facts that make you confront your ignorance.
Malcolm Reynolds
17 August
Stop talking from both sides of your mouth,life is constant learning.
Please i beg you,be do not because of the fact that am working towards our betterment be addressing me indecently,in your country,top government officials are highly respected and so it is in my country,watching your tongue when addressing me.
Your funds payment processing is on,by next week,i will furnish you of developments in the exercise.
Edward.
I’ve removed a political comment here.
Mr Adamu
I haven't lived in America for over ten years, but I keep in touch with events there, and I can tell you that in America.... "top government officials" are not highly respected - if anything, quite the reverse.
Have a nice day.
Malcolm Reynolds
17 August
Ok my dear,thats good,Lets face our business,position your self well so as to receive this fund,you need to close rank with me and stay focused so that we can come out triumphantly speedly in the transaction.
Regards.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I don't need to close rank with you; you just need to do your job.
Malcolm Reynolds
18 August
Please be radiating positive energy in this transaction,if you should be radiating negative energy in the transaction,it then means that we are working for nothing.One more time,this funds payment in your favor is not a fluke,its real if you can key to the platform inplace for the funds payment,stop joking,stop this one leg in,one leg out,we are talking of fund that has the capacity to change life history of a community and to talk of one or two persons.please be serious.
Edward
Mr Adamu
I don't need to be radiating positive energy in this transaction; you just need to do your job.
Malcolm Reynolds
20 August
Please you have to come down to Nigeria for proper filling and documentation of this funds payment in your favor,as you are coming,make sure you come with money,administrative and logistics fee must be settled.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Mr Adamu
How much will that cost me?
Malcolm Reynolds
20 August
The stage we are now is,administrative stage,proper filling and documentation of the funds payment in your favor is going be run in all the relevant agencies concern and a take off fee of $7,800(seven thousand eight hundred dollars) is urgently required.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Explain about about this takeoff fee please.
Malcolm Reynolds
21 August
Ok my friend,the fee is in the template of the norms and rules governing transaction of this nature,it is practised world wide.Point blank,the fee to do with administrative and logistics,thats why beneficiary of funds are asked to come over so that he or she can see things by him or her self.As it is now,a federal government of Nigeria attorny designate attachached with federal ministry of finance is handling your payment file,he is to visit all the relevant agencies concern for this funds payment to do the needful so as to prove the irrevocable release of this fund in your favor.His first point of contact is the judiciary,here,he will obtain clearance that will empower him to have quality dealings with finance ministry,the central bank of Nigeria and other relevant agencies.So my dear,its on this vain,the fee comes in.
My clarian call to you now is reason with me and adhere to my directives so that we can come out triumphantly in the transaction.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
What other fees are involved?
Malcolm Reynolds
23 August
Dont be faster than your shadow my friend,further fees are not anticipated,am working diligently to avert any there would be fee in the future ok.
Now,lets take off and be expectant of this funds release in your favor.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
"Dont be faster than your shadow" - dude, you've got some weird idioms, that's for damn sure.
But anyway - WRT "further fees are not anticipated" - can you state categorically, without any doubt, that there will be no more fees?
Malcolm Reynolds
24 August
My friend,calm down,this is not the time for play of words,its time for action,we should be united at this stage of the transaction so that we can get the best out of it.No more fee anticipated,i had diligently worked on this.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
28 August
Your funds payment is in the template of the rules and regulations of the power that be as it concerns funds payment of this nature,you claiming to know all in this transaction is a big spell on you from the pit of hell so that you will not eat the fruit of your labor in this transaction.I had educated you on the tecchnicalities of this transaction but you still maintained your hard stand that you know more than me which had put you in a miserable state in this transaction.Why cant you drop this your never do well ego and follow my directives?
I repeat and repeat again and again that,as far as this funds payment in your favor is concern,i am the only way out,in that case,every other thing you are doing else,it just an exercise in futility,a waste in all sense.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
"you claiming to know all in this transaction" and "you still maintained your hard stand that you know more than me" - dude, put your fragile ego to one side for a moment, because I didn't say either of those things.
I'm OK to visit Nigeria if needed, but there will be a delay in preparations. How long will I need to stay for the filling and documentation?
Malcolm Reynolds
29 August
Your projection should be one month.
But i deserve respect from you,you should not be addressing me in an indecent manner,watch your tongue in addressing me.
Edward
Mr Adamu
What would take a month to complete?
Malcolm Reynolds
30 August
If we stay committed in pursuing the funds payment in your favor,i think,a month,we pull the fund.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Let me rephrase the question. What are you going to do that takes a month to complete?
Malcolm Reynolds
31 August
This has become absurd.Listen,this is not a cray fish selling transaction,this is a transaction that runs into millions of dollars and has international under tune and has to do with government,all approach has to hinge on due process.Point blank,this funds payment to a logical conclusion has to pass through various relevant agencies concern.Note,the first point of contact has to be the judiciary,then from here we go to the finance ministry,after this,central bank of Nigeria comes in.The afore mentioned agencies is a must to visit,there other sub agencies to visit,by the time we conclude with the agencies,you will find out that more than one month has been spent.Pls, stop urguing over this,the truth is what i had given you.On this note,any one we are going to embark on,let do it so that we can arrive early in the transactioin.
Be well.
Edward.
I decided to set Adamu a task; maybe get a trophy?
Mr Adamu
Let me point something out to you. I'll be spending a month in Nigeria, at my expense, and that gives me the right to ask exactly why I need to do that, and you can cure and splutter about crayfish selling transactions all you want.
According to my research, since my visit will be for business, I'll need an invitation letter from you. Please get that set up. And while you're on that, I wouldn't mind a list of those "sub-agencies" you mentioned.
Malcolm Reynolds
1 September
Come on man,you are trying ti be a wise man who dies in a foolish mans back yard,this a contract that is believed you executed,you did not did this on the air,it is believed that you had visited Nigeria before for this contract,stop talking nonsense and accept that you are naived of the follow up of this funds payment in your favor.If you can not trust me and send the fee or come over to Nigeria on your own,you forget this deal,other coming to Nigeria did so on their own effort,why your own case will be different?I dont need all this childish gobbling about nothing from you.If want us to pull this fund to your account,you have to close rank with me and not drawing me back in my strives to get this fund across to you.
Edward
Mr Adamu
I never had a contract in Nigeria and I've never been there; the fund is the estate of Joseph Watson. You said that you've got my file, but now it's gorram obvious that you don't. Dude, you've been chasing rainbows all this time.
Malcolm Reynolds
1 September
Please adhere to my instruction,your request this funds payment in your favor will be done and dusted,raise the required fee,the fee has to do with administrative and logistics,it can not be waived
aside,send the fee so that this deal will be done and dusted.Stop all this words but no action attitude of yours so that we can pull this fund to your nominated account any where in the world.
Listen,am seeing you sinking in this transaction,so,you like staying in this deep shit you are in this transaction?The way am seeing you,you will end up a wise man who dies in a foolish mans back
yard.Come out of this your intelligent by half state,you know nothing over getting this fund across to you,why cant you take instruction from a master that never engage in childish things or gambling nor
guess work?See you sinking in the transaction.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Mr Adamu
Let's deconstruct this.
"raise the required fee" - I'm not gorram trailer trash!
"the fee has to do with administrative and logistics,it can not be waived aside" - I never asked for that.
"send the fee so that this deal will be done and dusted" - Send it? I'm supposed to bring it! Wasn't that the whole point?
"you know nothing over getting this fund across to you,why cant you take instruction from a master that never engage in childish things or gambling nor guess work" - Fine talk coming from the man who credited me with a contract I never had, and visits to Nigeria that I never made.
Malcolm Reynolds
2 September [sent twice]
Yes,the shit is from my side,but you made your self available for that shit from touts,crooks and mischief maker.For your express information,i had cleaned that shit from you,may be you may not understand,that bad aura that you are going about this funds payment has been totally terminated,you are now operating on high luck in this funds payment in your favor.I repeat,am a go getter,if you share this DNA IN ME,TAKE IT FROM ME,THIS LONG HARD FOUGHT FOR FUND WILL BE AT LAST ACCESSED BY YOU.
In the light of the above,that fee must be paid by you and not me,in confines of law,i has no place as it concerns that fee,it will be criminal for me to talk of paying for a fee that is your constitutional right as in the template of the rules and norms of the transaction.ONE MORE TIME,ALL THE APPROACH TOWARDS ENFORCING THIS FUNDS PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOR HINGES ON DUE PROCESS,EVERY THING ON LEGAL UNDER TUNE,NO CUTTING OF CORNERS NOR GOING THROUGH THE BACK DOORS IN DOING THE NEEDFUL,SO ON THIS NOTE,BRAVE IT AND SEND THE FEE,ONCE YOU DO THIS,THE DEAL WILL BE DONE AND DUSTED.NO STORRY. FOR THE LAST TIME,AS FAR AS THIS FUNDS PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOR IS CONCERN,AM THE ONLY ONE FOR NOW WITH THE ANTHECEDENT AND POWER TO ENFORCE THIS FUNDS PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOR.SO IN THAT CASE,ANY OTHER THING YOU ARE DOING OUT SIDE ME,IS A WASTE IN ALL SENSE AND STOOD FOR NOTHING.MIND YOU,YOU SAID YOU INHERITED THE FUND FROM WHATFORD ,I DONT KNOW IF AM RIGHT.
Be well.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Your brainwork is truly bizarre in places. Leaving aside your obvious obsession with excrement, let's consider this; "that fee must be paid by you and not me" - if you can find anywhere in these emails where it was actually suggested that you pay the $7800, I'll consider paying double that. Then there's this; "touts, crooks and mischief maker" - I've got no idea where you got that from.
But anyway... WRT the month you said would be needed to complete the business; it'll be one month before that business can start. Is there anything that could be done in the meantime?
Malcolm Reynolds
3 September
Please,adhere to my instructions,it pays you than to engage me on unprogressive urguement.I repeat,i had paved your way to success in this transaction,your personal responsibility is what is required now to pull this fund to your account.One more time,brave it and send this fee so that the deal will be done and dusted.Infact, i must commend you for being a man of content and high intelligence,honestly,i subscribe you being my mentor,i love you alot.Reason with me so that this fund will be pulled to your account,its a good deal.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
That's the second time that you've mentioned sending the fee - but you originally said that it was to be paid in Nigeria. I can't adhere to instructions if you keep fiddle-farting around and changing your mind.
Malcolm Reynolds
4 September
Am not talking from both sides of my mouth my dear,unless i forgot to prepare your mind hitherto,if such is the case,am sorry about that.Pls,trust me and send the fee so that we can assail in getting the fund across to you.I advise you to force your self out of defeatist minset in the transaction,i will surelly deliver in you stay glued with me.
Be well.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I'm going to pay that fee in person in Nigeria. I'll need an invitation letter to make it happen. You do your part and I'll do my part, but you need to do your part first.
Malcolm Reynolds
Anyone else get the feeling that Mal wasn't supposed to agree to go to Nigeria?
5 September [sent twice]
You will come to Nigeria to sign off the deal,for now,proper filling and documentation is what is on ground,am handling this diligently here.I dont know if you will believe me,your coming to Nigeria will complicate things,am not the only one you are meeting in if you come over,your presence here will call for your visiting the judiciary,top ministries,there are questions that will be put to you that will sweep your foot off the ground and there by blunders made in the exercise,if you are not here,am here to stand on your behalf and nobody ask me questions because,it is believed that i had personally vetted your payment file and certified it okey.My brother,its like you are still having distrust in me,if so,we are going no where in the transaction.What we need now to assail in the transaction is 100% trust on each other,pls,come awake and radiate positive energy in your dealings with me.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
6 September
Listen my friend,i dont know the person that is a bad influence to you in complying to my directives gearred towards your getting paid this fund,what am telling you is that,my labor,my risk in getting this fund across to you will not be in vain.
Point blank,am being querried time and time again by the power that be in this transaction over my interest in enforcing this funds payment in your favor,that,its like am in a deal to divert this fund to your account,that you are not behaving like the bonafide beneficiary of the said fund,that you are doing like that you are being forced to accept to be the beneficiary of the said fund and this does not tell good of my position in the government.Please save me from this embarrasement that can snow bail to my entering into problem.I had paved your way to success in the exercise,add to my effort by complying to my directives to the later,raise the fee,we cant be stucked in this sensitive stage of the funds payment in your favor,we had to fight to finish no matter the forces millitating against our coming out triumphantly in the transaction.Try and do some thing now.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I am not your brother. But moving on... I'm trying to reconcile "You will come to Nigeria to sign off the deal" with "your coming to Nigeria will complicate things," and failing.
Malcolm Reynolds
7 September
Well my friend as you said am not your brother,the truth is always bitter,the fund in question was the brian child of a contract that was not concluded,but was certified okay by the officials that made the deal,some are dead,some retired,the were incapacitated by their naïve nature of the real things to be done to pull the fund,this is an axiomatic fact.Point blank,i had diligently normalized the anomalies that possed bottle neck toward enforcing this funds release,its doing the needful;,administratively and logistically with is holding us.Secondly,yes,you are coming to Nigeria to sign off the deal;this,when due process of processing the funds release has been done and dusted.Note,because of security,i said you wait until am done and dusted with the payment processing,at this stage,it will be clear to every TOM,DICK AND HARRY THAT,YOUR PAYMENT FILE HAS BEEN CERTIFIED OKAY BY THE POWER THAT BE IN THE TRANSACTION,AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE
QUESTIONING AND VETTING ON YOUR PAYMENT FILE.
Regards.
Edward.
8 September
Dont bluff me,dont keep silent to mails,the transaction in question benefits you more than me,am only having your time in the transaction just because,am stucked in it and have risked my life deeply that i can not quitt,why must i quitt when i know,that with your close ranking with me,we pull the fund in a jiffy.Note,am the only way out in the transaction,in that case,any other thing you are doing else,is just a tall dream,an illusion,a waste in all sense..Be a he man and not a she man,and brave it and do the needful so that can laugh in the transaction.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I served eighteen years in the United States Marine Corps, and received two Bronze Stars for courage in battle and three Purple Hearts for wounds sustained in action. You can teach me nothing about being a man.
But there's something to consider; you wrote "the fund in question was the brian child of a contract that was not concluded" - then it's not the Watson estate after all, even though you agreed that it is. You also wrote "am stucked in it and have risked my life deeply that i can not quitt" - how could you have risked your life?
Malcolm Reynolds
9 September
I risked my life in the sense that,i made an unconcluded contract,concluded before the power that be in the transaction.Well,there are things that we should not addess in the internet,i think,we are seeing one on one in the near future,we talk when we meet.Please,if there is a way to raise the fee,raise it,we need to be fine tuning and fast tracking this funds release in your favor in all the relevant agencies concern.
Be well.
Edward.
I repeat,force your self out of that bad influence deceiving you,distracting your attention in close ranking with me to get this fund across to,it takes only me and you to make this funds payment in your favor a reality.A word,is enough for the wise.
Be well.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I can't keep up with your thinking - I really can't.
You've told me over and over again that I need to come to Nigeria to settle the business, but then you just ignore my repeated requests for you to do what’s needed and supply the invitation letter required.
You tell me that I need to pay $7,800 for various fees when I arrive in Nigeria, but you also tell me to send the fee.
Moreover, you talk about "raising the money" like I'm trailer trash and have to sell property or scrounge off friends for a few thousand bucks.
Finally, now there's some bafflegab about "that bad influence deceiving you,distracting your attention."
What the sphincter of hell is going on?
Malcolm Reynolds
11 September
Am short of words,i dont know how best again to explain to you the follow up for this funds payment in your favor,infact,am completely devastated here,all i had been laboring for to get this fund across to you is about to be sabortaged by you.Do your wish.
I wish you,what you wish your self.
Edward.
Dr Adamu
You've explained nothing. All you've done is confuse the issue, send a blizzard if words that means nothing, and refuse to do the needful.
I've been serious all along. I've agreed to come over to Nigeria, as you requested. I sent you my details, as you requested. I made a simple request for the invitation letter, and you point-blank refused to even mention it. You are just not serious.
Malcolm Reynolds
12 September
WHAT IS GOING ON?LETS GET THIS DEAL DONE AND DUSTED.
EDWARD.
I couldn’t resist a Prickyism...
Mr Adamu
I agree. Let's work together as men and get this done. Please supply the invitation letter as soon as possible so that I can obtain a visa.
Malcolm Reynolds
12 September
Why are you still closed minded in all the explanations i had given you over your not coming to Nigeria in this most sensitive stage of this funds funds payment in your favor?Do you want to spoil this platform inplace for this funds payment in your favor?Listen,this your ITK;I TOO KNOW SYNDROM IN GOING TO PUT YOU IN A STATE OF REGRET AS LONG AS YOU LIVES.i NEVER SEEN A PERSON LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE.
EDWARD.
Mr Adamu
You are driving me crazy with all of your chopping and changing and incoherence. You wrote "Why are you still closed minded in all the explanations i had given you over your not coming to Nigeria in this most sensitive stage of this funds funds payment in your favor" - you never gave an explanation for anything of the kind.
Just start from the beginning. Tell me what needs to be done, by whom, and where, and when, in a coherent and logical fashion, without any excess words. It won't be easy for you, but it has to be done that way, because so far, you've made a complete Charlie Foxtrot at every phase.
Malcolm Reynolds
END OF PART ONE
SCAMMER CATCHPHRASE TALLY
Point blank: 6
Do[ing] the needful: 7
Stop talking from both sides of [the] mouth: 2
[R]adiating positive energy: 2
My clarian call to you: 1
[T]his childish gobbling: 2
Brave it: 3
Send the fee: 5
Clos[ing] ranks: 5
Any reference to shit: 5
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 29, 2020 11:01:02 GMT
PART TWO: "ITS GOING TO PANS OUT WELL OK"
12 September For Gods sake Malcolm,this funds payment in your favor is more of a deal,you need not follow due process from A-Z.Stop this childish gobbling about nothing,your presence here in Nigeria will complicate things,i know what am talking about,stop heating me up for nothing,what am doing here is for the benefit of both of us,stop being a poison to the process of our achieving this feat.Now listen,may interest you to note that you are going to be paid via federal government of Nigeria reserved account in CANADA,OK,AS IT IS NOW,GET READY TO TRAVEL TO CANADA TO SEAL OFF THIS DEAL.THE PHONE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME IS NOT GOING,GIVE ME YOUR WORKING PHONE LINE,WE NEED TO TALK.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Please confirm that it's CANADA, and when I would be going, and the details of that account in Canada, to avoid any more confusion.
Malcolm Reynolds
13 September
Am working here,am not doing guess work nor gambling,i inplore you to be radiating positive energy in what we are doing,with this state of mind,nothing stops us from assailing in the transaction
Point blank,we are fine tuning your travelling to CANADA ARRANGEMENT,ITS GOING TO PANS OUT WELL OK.When the time is set for you to make the trip,i will keep you posted,just be at alert.
Be well.
Edward
Give me your phone number,working one,the one you gave me is not working.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
14 September
I acknowledge the receipt of your email,
You will have to prepare to travel to Toronto Canada to meet with our financial expert/agent that assigned to convey your $10 million five hundred thousand usd in cash. Also his names are Mark Edward....His email id: REDACTED
As i told you earlier run, our financial expert Mark Edward will assist you to open account in one of the Canadian banks then from there make a wire transfer to any local bank of your choice in Australia, as he has all the immunity to move your contract fund around Canada without problem.
Here is the email address of our financial expert, you are advice to contact him immediately to know the exact time of his departure and arrival at Toronto Canada. To enabling you book ticket
ahead.((REDACTED))
Below is the hotel name and address to stay in Toronto Ontario Canada,
you can call them to book a room online as soon as possible.
Hotel name: HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS HOTEL
Address: REDACTED
Telephone number: REDACTED
Awaiting your swift response.
EWdward.
Am waiting to hear from you over the CANADA arrangement.What about your phone number i demanded?the one you gave me earlier on is not working.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
The Watson estate is not worth $10.5 million, but $2.7 million - why would I be paid nearly four times the estate's value?
As for this Mark Edward guy - who does he work for?
Finally - I have only the one phone number. Deal with it.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 September
This is not the time for play of words Malcolm,action is what is needed now to get this fund across to you.Please,defend the payment of this $10.5m in your favor,like i said earlier onn,its not every thing concerning this transaction we address by email,we are meeting one on one the moment this fund is paid to you,then,we talk.
Point blank,Mr Edward,its a diplomat,his involvement in getting this fund across to you is a high luck,you need not handle it carelessly,you have to position your self well,watch your mouth in relating with him.
To wrap it up,do contact him as i directed you and get back to me immediatelly.
Regards.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
If I accept millions of dollars without having the means to show why it's mine, I am going to be in deep shit with the IRS and DHS, and I don't give a flying fuck for all your pompous bluster. And if you think that saying we'll meet after the transfer to settle that issue is going to make me go along unquestioning, you're a few rounds short of a full clip.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 September
You are drawing me to come to the conclusion that you are intelligent by half,why talking from both sides of your mouth at your level mr man?Stop being cheap and ordinary,i pressume you are a high birth,why acting like a low birth?call your self to meeting before you make the mistake of your life.
Point blank,before a transaction of this nature was master minded,cooked and brought,you should know that good security network has been made.Stop having distorted perception of my person,just stay focused and adhere to my directives to the later so that we can arrive in the transaction.
One more,engage in quality contact with Edward so that he can discharge his duty accordingly.Contact him telling him your readiness to meet him in Canada to get this deal done and dusted.
Regards.
Edward
I compiled two scammer emails into one for this reply. Yes, I’ve been called all those things.
Mr Adamu
I see you as a stupid opportunist and a deranged,rude discourteous fellow playing pranks with business proposals. I am skeptical about your level of honesty and sincerity. You double speak,your use of language is so unrefined and rustic, and you are a perfect example of a demented opportunist.
Malcolm Reynolds
Where i got it wrong with you Malcolm?
You talk to me this way and why Malcolm?
Are you sure you are not on drugs?
How can we achieve this feat with this your negative radiation?
You better call your self to order.
Contact Edward for a way forward in getting this fund across to you.
Let us not heat our selves for nothing,travel to Cansda,you will see things your self,its no illusion nor guess work and neither a gamble,its all a realistiv venture.Dont mess up with this platform please.
Be well.
Edward.
15 September
What's wrong is that you're either a blustering blowhard and a pompous fool in whom I have no confidence, or an arrogant psychopathic criminal who's a textbook case of Dunning-Kruger syndrome, in whom I have no belief or trust. I don't think there's a third option.
16 September [posted twice]
A BUTTER FLY,THINK ITSELF A BIRD.
AM THE ONE YOU ARE INSULTING?GET READY,YOUR DOOMS DAY IS AT HAND.
EDWARD.
There's a technical term somewhere for insulting someone by saying what you could have said but didn't, but I have no idea what it is. Does anyone out there know?
I didn't insult you; I was describing you. If I was insulting you, I would have called you a pathetic retard or a brain-dead snowflake, but I'd never do that.
16 September
Malcolm,please come out of this your distorted perception over my person,i did not contact you over this funds payment in your favor for joking sake,am all out to do any thing homanly possible to ensure that this fund is pulled to your account.
In the light of the above,my clarian call to you is to add to my effort so that we can achjeve our feat in this exercise. Please do not relate with Mr Edward rudelly,his is a big weight,accord him the respect he deserves,do get intouch with him so as to fine tune your meeting him in Canada.
ONE LOVE.
Edward.
16 September
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
I am on transit to France to deliver some beneficiaries funds, hopefully to arrive Toronto Canada by next week for the handover of your package.
Thanks,
Mark Edwards
Mr Edwards
I told you not to bother coming to Canada, because there's no point.
Malcolm Reynolds
More than a week passes...
25 September
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
I am on transit to France to deliver some beneficiaries funds, hopefully to arrive Toronto Canada by next week for the handover of your package.
Thanks,
Mark Edwards
Edwards gets a minimalist reply.
Acknowledged
Adamu, on the other hand...
Mr Adamu
I'm not one of your kind, Bubba-Louie - "ONE LOVE" and the rest of that gay stuff; this is the icing on the fucking cake. I've told that Mark Edwards to forget about the Canada junket.
Malcolm Reynolds
Adamu is not pleased...
17 September
True to type,you are from the wicked generation.
Am not surprised,as a twig is bend,so shall it grow.
If one should trace your history,it will be uncovered that you are from the devils incarnet generation.GET LOST DESTINED FOR DOOM IDIOT.
Edward.
... And he cuts loose.
19 September
Its unbelievable,wonders,never end,that you decided to throw away the baby with the water bath,is some thing to consult an oracle to know why you decided to do this kind of a thing.If this platform inplace for this funds payment in your favor in this dispensation is not a realistic one,there wont be any other platform in this transaction that will deliver.I dont know why you keep having distorted perception of my person,am on the opinion that,evil forces is at work over your eating the fruit of this transaction.I dont know where i got it wrong with you,from day one i encounterred you over this funds payment in your favor,my heart bit for you,had been for good and not for evil.Sleep in the four corners of this earth,you will have the rhema that,your going to Canada for this funds payment in your favor,is the secret score card for your accessing this fund at last.This is a pretentious life,from the things of the foolish,comes out great things.Make friend with me,we need to be the best of friends so as to achieve this feat,it will be an economic suicide if this funds is not claimed by you,CANADA,IS THE GATE WAY TO YOUR ACCESSING THIS FUND.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Mr Adamu
I'm not throwing anything away; I just have no interest in going to gay parties in Canuckistan, or hearing a drama queen screaming about "economic suicide."
Malcolm Reynolds
19 September
You should had told me point that you are not interested from the begining than to allow me to get so involved in perfecting the transaction to a logical end,this is a disaster on my side,i dont know
what to do now.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
I have been totally consistent in my caution, but you've been arrogantly brushing aside my concerns and at the same time fiddle-farting around and dithering like a senile old woman. Don't you blame me for your clusterfucks.
Malcolm Reynolds
20 September
We keep learning as long as we lives,if i had erred any where you tell me,not jumping to the conclusion that this funds payment in your favor via this Canada is an illusion,you are getting it wrong my dear,you can not know every thing,there are ones you dont know and you will learn from others.Pls stop this your defeatist thinking over getting this fund across to you,be positive so that we can get things done and dusted.
Regards.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Nice try, Lao Che, but I ain't giving up on this point; "If I accept millions of dollars without having the means to show why it's mine, I am going to be in deep shit with the IRS and DHS." Your move, Bubba-Louie.
Malcolm Reynolds
21 September
Haa,you may not understand,you are seeing me a foolish person,this foolish person,is going to make you happy in a jiffy.
I repeat,the IRS,DHL,IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM,WE TAKE CARE OF THIS,ITS NONISSUE,LET IT NOT BOTHER YOU.ON NOT HAVING A MEANS TO BACK UP THE FUND,NONISSUE ALSO,THE DIPLOMAT IN CANADA WILL ASSIST YOU IN PROPER FILLING AND DOCUMENTATION,REMEMBER,A NEW ACCOUNT WILL OPENED FOR YOU IN CANADA,I SAID FORGET OF THIS MEANS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,THE MOMENT YOU RECEIVE THIS FUND,WE ARE GOING TO ENGAGE IN INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTIONS;OIL BLOC AND OIL SERVICES,MY DEAR,TRY LETS GET THIS TRANSACTION DONE AND DUSTED SO THAT WE CAN TAKE OFF IN OUR BUSINESS PROJECTION,IS JUICY ONES MY DEAR,PLS GET INTOUCH WITH CANADA PLEASE.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
Word of advice - SHOUTING DOESN'T HELP.
I wasn't talking about DHL; I was talking about DHS, the Department of Homeland Security. And FYI the idea that you can TAKE CARE of the IRS and the DHS is so much horse puckey. No gorram Nigerian pen-pusher can push aside the tax man or the security forces.
Malcolm Reynolds
21 September
I understand,but i bring to your notice that had been in international transaction of this nature for years now,i know how we do handle international security,i repeat,dont under rate my weight in government,if am not sure of what am saying,i wont be pressing you,just give me trial by travelling to canada to seal off this deal,if you go to canada,you see this fund,i said,the proper filling and documentation of this funds payment in your favor covers both the security aspect,just go to canada,if you dont see this fund there,don’t spend your money ok.Pls,do not let my effort in achieving this feat to be in vain.
Be well.
Edward.
22 September
Pls,give me your phone number,we need to talk,this transaction,is beyond mere mailing,let talk on phone,its more than necessary.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
My number is +61 REDACTED. What nation prefix were you using before?
Or you could give me your number, just saying!
Malcolm Reynolds
26 September
Admittedly Malcolm,you and your family are sound in health/////
Am sorry for not have been communicating with you for couple of days now,i was down in health,but GLORY BE TO GOD,MY GOOD HEALTH IS RESTORED.Pls,get intouvh with Canada so that you can conclude on your travelling there,it is a task we must live to accomplish.
Be well.
Edward.
I never did understand that GORY BE TO GOD waffle. But anyway, I'm not going to Canada.
26 September
IS THERE NO GOD? I WANT TO PROVE YOU WRONG BY ENFORCING THIS FUNDS PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOR AS YOU GET THERE.LISTEN MY DEAR HE MAN,DOES NOT TALK MUCH,ITS A SHE MAN THAT TALKS MUCH,PROVE YOUR WISDOM BY
TRAVELLING TO CANADA,
EDWARD.
There is no such thing as "God" - religion is a crutch for the weak, and you are weak, Bubba-Louie, no doubt about that, with your whining and whimpering and begging and pleading, and nagging like an old woman.
27 September
Religion or no religion,we must get this deal done and dusted.
Go to Canada,here,we shall know,you is weak in all ramification.
Edward.
I have my job to do teaching people about survival in the wild, IAW my signed contracts. I hold that as being of more importance than any wild goose fairy dust fantasy quest to Canuckistan.
26 September
Teacher,get your self properly constituted and travel to Canada to get this deal done and dusted.
Edward.
And what if I don't go? What are you going to do about that, gentle man?
28 September
If you donf make this trip,thats the mistake of your life and i wont die,but you will keep regretting and blaming your self for not being spiritually sensitive to uncover the fact that,Canada,would had delivered in the transaction.
Edward.
Mr Adamu
If this could be postponed until early November, there's a gap on my training schedules that would fit nice and kentucky.
Malcolm Reynolds
1 October
Ok my dear,i pray that it works out as you said.
Be well.
Edward.
1 October
my friend,admittedly,you and your family are sound in health////
Please do me a favor by contacting Edward intimating him of your having the chance to make the trip to Canada early november,ne need to be informed of this development so that he can he can know how best to be avaliable at the time.Do contact him and get back to me ok.
Be well.
Edward.
2 October
Please Malcolm my brother,get intouch with Edward Mark telling him that you will only be chanced to make the trip to Canada early part of november,this is necessary so that Edward Mark will know how to put his schedule.Please do this and get back to me.
Be well.
Edward Adamu.
Mr Adamu
I ain't your brother, but hey, let's not argue about that. I've copied him on this email, so he should be able to read the trail and understand.
Malcolm Reynolds
3 October
Whether you like it or not,you are my brother,good,you coppied the mail to Edward Mark.
Watch out and see how we are going to be the best of brothers.
Be well.
Edward.
3 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
Many thanks for your email,
When do you intend to make your trip to Toronto Canada, to enable me make myself available to meet you one on one to deliver your $10.5 million usd to you in cash and go back to my base for another important mission, as i am going to be busy delivering other beneficiaries funds at this last quarter of the year. Also the reason why this transaction will take place in Toronto Canada, is because the entire world mapped Canada as one of the most peaceful country in the world, any huge amount of money like this, that went through Toronto Canadian capital will be regarded as genuine and free from drug money/ sponsoring of terrorist activities and can not be scrutinized by any security agencies on the process of transfer/cash delivery.
Perhaps, i diplomat Mark Edward and financial expert will assist you to open account on your name were your lawful funds can be deposited, then from there make a wire transfer to any local bank of your choice in Australia without problem.
In addition to that, below is the hotel information to stay in Toronto Ontario Canada, also adequate security is guaranteed. You can call the hotel to book a room online as soon as possible, to enable me
officially confirmed to you my departure and arrival at Toronto Canada before this week runs out. WE SHALL MEET FACE TO FACE IN TORONTO CANADA FOR YOU TO KNOW WHOM YOU ARE DEALING WITH IN PERSON, AS I AM THE ONLY DIPLOMAT ASSIGNED TO CONVEY CASH AROUND THE GLOBE, THAT HAS THE IMMUNITY POWERS TO DELIVER RAW CASH IN CANADA.
Name: HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS HOTEL
Address: REDACTED
Telephone number: REDACTED
I am looking forward hearing from you.
Thanks,
Mark Edwards
13 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
I am expecting to meet you face to face at Toronto Canada by next month of November.
I am looking forward hearing from you.
Thanks,
Mark Edwards
15 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
Attached below is the of airway bill to indicate my departure and arrival at Toronto Canada along with your consignment funds that valued $10.5 million united states dollars. Meet me at Canada on 8th
November 2019.
I am looking forward hearing from you.
Thanks,
Diplomat Mark Edwards
I'll post the airway bill when I have a decent image server worked out.
16 October
How are you my friend?
I hope.your good/////i HOPE DID RECEIVE THE AIR WAY RECEIPT FROM EDWARD MARK?IF YOU DID,YOU PROCEED WITH HIM.
Be well.
Edward
17 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
Many thanks for your email,
When do you intend to make your trip to Toronto Canada, to enable me make myself available to meet you one on one to deliver your $10.5 million usd to you in cash and go back to my base for another
important mission, as i am going to be busy delivering other beneficiaries funds at this last quarter of the year. Also the reason why this transaction will take place in Toronto Canada, is because the entire world mapped Canada as one of the most peaceful country in the world, any huge amount of money like this, that went through Toronto Canadian capital will be regarded as genuine and free from drug money/ sponsoring of terrorist activities and can not be scrutinized by any security agencies on the process of transfer/cash delivery.
Perhaps, i diplomat Mark Edward and financial expert will assist you to open account on your name were your lawful funds can be deposited, then from there make a wire transfer to any local bank of your choice in Australia without problem.
In addition to that, below is the hotel information to stay in Toronto Ontario Canada, also adequate security is guaranteed. You can call the hotel to book a room online as soon as possible, to enable me
officially confirmed to you my departure and arrival at Toronto Canada before this week runs out. WE SHALL MEET FACE TO FACE IN TORONTO CANADA FOR YOU TO KNOW WHOM YOU ARE DEALING WITH IN PERSON, AS I AM THE ONLY DIPLOMAT ASSIGNED TO CONVEY CASH AROUND THE GLOBE, THAT HAS THE IMMUNITY POWERS TO DELIVER RAW CASH IN CANADA.
Name: HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS HOTEL
Address:30 NORFINCH DRIVE TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA
Telephone number:+1416-665-3500
I am looking forward hearing from you.
Thanks,
Mark Edwards
Mr Edward
I can't be in Canada any earlier than November 15, and that's not a given.
Malcolm Reynolds
18 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
I acknowledge the receipt of your email,
Meanwhile, i will have to reschedule my trip to Toronto Canada on 15th of November, as you promised.
Thanks,
Diplomat Mark Edwards
Mr Edward
I didn't make any promise to be in Canada on November 15; I said that was the very earliest I could be there. Next time, read my email more carefully.
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr Adamu
I got the airway receipt from Mark Edward and he first set a date that I can't make; he then didn't understand the phrase "that's not a given" when I set the earliest date that I could be in Canada, and assumed that I'd promised to meet him on that date. I don't like the man.
And you ain't my brother, nor ever likely to be. Only siblings and comrades earn that title, and you're neither.
Malcolm Reynolds
19 October
Calm down Malcolm,we are not quarelling,we are trying to get the best out of the transaction,i urge you to be radiating positive energy so that we can arrive.Pls,try and keep Edward posted of the date that will be convinent for you to ravel to Canada.
Regards.
Edward.
22 October
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
Thanks for your email the content well understood,
However, i will proceed to Toronto Canada as soon as possible, upon my arrival i will have to buy a Canadian telephone line to establish communication with you alone, until we meet face to face.
Furthermore, be endeavor to harmonize the logistics and handling charges of $7,850.00 united states dollars, upon my meeting with you face to face in Toronto Canada, you will release the required charges fee to me for logistics to take place on your behalf. There and then your consignment box will be delivered to you in your hotel room for you to cross check the content of the box, from there move your funds to one of the Canadian banks. Where i will have to assist you to open account on your name from there make a wire transfer to any local bank of your choice in your country Australia without delay.
Thanks,
Diplomat Mark Edwards
5 November
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
Note: i am preparing to make my trip to Toronto Canada this November where we will have to meet face to face, upon my arrival i will have to buy a Canadian telephone number to establish communication with you, to avoid misdirection of funds.
Thanks,
Financial Expert/Diplomat Mark Edwards
Senior envoy.
6 November
Admittedly,you and your family are sound in health////////
We are in november,are we moving forward in the transaction?
Regards.
Edward Adamu
7 November
Attn: Malcolm Reynolds
You are advice to confirm to us your flight itineraries as Mark Edward are looking forward to proceed to Canada by next week Monday.
Thanks
Edward Adamu.
END OF PART 2
SCAMMER CATCHPHRASE TALLY
wise man,who dies in the foolish mans back yard: 3
Point blank: 9
Do[ing] the needful: 7
Stop talking from both sides of [the] mouth: 3
[R]adiating positive energy: 4
My clarian call to you: 2
[T]his childish gobbling: 3
Brave it: 3
Send the fee: 5
Clos[ing] ranks: 5
Any reference to shit: 5
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 1, 2020 8:08:02 GMT
But hist, what is this? Mal can't go to Canada!
Mr Adamu
He;ll ave to concels I'm being treated for rescurrent PISTD and treave,ijng is out fot rehw questions until fuethrt notice very osiory
Malcolm Rehynolds
12 November
Dear Malcolm Reynolds,
Sir,
This is to officially inform you that i have successfully rescheduled my trip to Toronto Canada on 15th of November, also looking forward to meet you face to face at Toronto Canada. I wish you safe trip.
Thanks,
Diplomat Mark Edwards
Mr Edward
I won't be there
Mr Adamu knows
Malcolm Reynolds
23 November
DEAR MALCOLM REYNOLDS,
I AM PLANNING TO COME DIRECT TO YOUR COUNTRY AUSTRALIA TO DELIVER YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND TO YOU IN CASH. AS YOU REFUSED TO TRAVEL TO CANADA.
THANKS
MARK EDWARDS
SENIOR ENVOY.
Mr Edwards
I didnt' refuse to come to Canada, the doctor said I couldnt go, so you know and there's not point in coming her before January cos Im in thrapy for al least until then.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 November
DEAR MALCOLM REYNOLDS,
SIR,
I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL, AND I WISH YOU QUICK RECOVERY, HOWEVER, BE ENDEAVOR TO UPDATE ME AS SOON AS YOU ARE READY TO MAKE YOUR TRIP TO TORONTO CANADA TO RECEIVE YOUR LAWFUL CONSIGNMENT FUNDS
IN CASH IN JANUARY 2020. TO ENABLE ME MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE TO MEET YOU FACE TO FACE OVER THERE FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
THANKS
MARK EDWARDS
SENIOR ENVOY.
Then everything goes silent for two months.
3 February 2020
Yes,am now convinced that you are enemy of progress.
You see how you sabortaged the move to get this fund paid to you in Canada
I wont quit the transaction.
Edward Adamu.
If you want someone to fix blame on, blame al-Qaeda.
Malcolm Reynolds
6 February
Am not blaming you,am only blaming sickness that struck you.
I pray that you are sound in health now,if you are,make thp to Canada,you will never regret it.
Please contact Edward so that he will know that you had not quitted the transaction,do this and get back to me.
Be well.
Edward Adamu.
8 February
What are you doing?
Note,if you are going about this funds payment via another source,your name is sorry as you are engaging in a wasted venture,am the only one that has the anthecedent and power to enforce this funds payment in your favour.I know where the fund is,if any idiot is deceiving you,thats your own business.
Edward.
9 February
I DONT WANT YOU TO MAKE THE MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE,I REPEAT,YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET FOR NOT COMPLYING TO MY DIRECTIVES,YES,YOU HAD SUFFERRED ALOT IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT AM TELLING YOU AUTHORITATIVELY THAT I COME TO REDEEM YOU FROM THE HANDS OF DEVIL INCARNATES THAT HAD MADE LIFE MISERABLE FOR YOU IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT YOU SEEM NOT UNDERSTANDING,I HAD TAKEN THE RISK OF MY LIFE TO PUT YOU IN THE PROPER
TEMPLATE THAT WILL NEVER FAIL TO DELIVER IN THE TRANSACTION,ONLY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO KEY TO THE PLATFORM I DIRECTS YOU SO THAT YOU WILL GET FULL DELIVERY IN THE TRANSACTION.
POINT BLANK,BY MONDAY NEXT WEEK,I WILL DO THE UTMOST TO RETURN THIS FUND TO NIGERIA.IN THE LIGHT OF THIS,I URGE YOU TO BRAVE IT TO RAISE THE FEE,WE NEED THIS TO TIDY UP THINGS IN ALL THE RELEVANT QUARTERS CONCERN FOR THIS FUNDS PAYMENT SO THAT THERE WILL BE A HITCH FREE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
AWAITING YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE.
BE WELL.
EDWARD ADAMU.
You're becoming paranoid and neurotic. Have you been smoking marijuana? That's the only way that I can explain your weird mood shifts - "your name is sorry" - good grief.
Listen to yourself - "YOU HAD SUFFERRED ALOT IN THIS TRANSACTION,BUT AM TELLING YOU AUTHORITATIVELY THAT I COME TO REDEEM YOU FROM THE HANDS OF DEVIL INCARNATES THAT HAD MADE LIFE MISERABLE FOR YOU IN THIS TRANSACTION" - I've suffered nothing in this transaction, and the only people involved in this transaction are you and Mark Edward, so you are those DEVIL INCARNATES, even if you haven't made my life miserable.
11 February
You refused complying to my directives?
Am very sorry for you,your advisers has succeeded in destroying your future in the transaction,its a pity,another one is going to bask on your success on the transaction.
The only adviser I've had in this matter has been you. If you want to confess to destroying this transaction, I don't really care; it's your time and effort you've wasted.
12 February
We have to have good roman to get this feat done and dusted,quarrelling wont see us to success in the transaction.PLEASE,RADIATE POSITIVE ENERGY TOWARDS ME AND WHAT WE ARE DOING SO THAT WE CAN HEEVE SIGH OF RELIEF AT LAST IN THE TRANSACTION.Raise the required fee so that this fund can be moved out of Nigeria to the paying bank abroad.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
13 February
You are not helping out issues,there is no way i can pay the fee for you,i had done the best i can which i know if you key to the platform,this long unpaid fund will be paid to you,you sem not understanding what am telling you,what your eye has not seen nor your ears had heard in this transaction is about to take place,you are in the winning way,just conduct your self properly and raise some money so that i will send you the information to send it in America,you are going to be paid via federal government of Nigeria deposit in America,the deal has been done and dusted,you are the only draw back,wake up,we are in the winning way.
Edward
First off, "We have to have good roman" - what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Secondly, "PLEASE,RADIATE POSITIVE ENERGY TOWARDS ME" - no faggy New Age bafflegab!
Thirdly, "Raise the required fee" - I'm not fucking trailer trash!
14 February
You are intelligent by half,so you have the gut to address me indecently after all i have done for you to prove to the relevant authorities concern for this funds payment that you are the bonafide beneficiary of the said fund?
Be careful before you bring curse to your life,never you bite the fingers that feds you.I MEANT WELL FOR YOU,BUT YOU ARE PAYING ME BACK WITH EVIL AND THAT IS EFFECTTING YOU IN ALL RAMIFICATION.
Point blank,raise the fee,then,i will prove you wrong by enforcing the funds payment in your favor.I dont want much storry now,action is what is required now.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Well, let's see. Your manner of expressing yourself is confusing at the best of time, with turgid metaphors that lead to the derision that your continuing gratuitous insults about "raising the fee" deserve. Case in point is this somewhat flatulent outburst; YOU ARE PAYING ME BACK WITH EVIL AND THAT IS EFFECTTING YOU IN ALL RAMIFICATION. I do not believe that you really understand what you wrote.
Final note; "Be careful before you bring curse to your life,never you bite the fingers that feds you" - a curse? I don't give a flying fuck if you swear at me.
14 February
We have to do the utmost to pull the fund to your account,raise the fee and leave the rest work for me,i will deliver.No need fighting our selfs over some thing that is going to benefit us.
15 February
Peace profound,i will deliver the moment the fee is raised..Note,you are sending the feee to America,not in Nigeria,the platform inplace for enforcing the funds payment in America will use the fee to get things done and dusted for a hitch free transfer of the fund to your account.
Be well.
Edward.
Stop saying that I'm trailer trash, asshole!
19 February
Why are you insulting me?
When bad things start happening in ones life,he or she will be saying,why this happening to me,but when they were committing the blunder,the thinks,nothing happens.
Tell me the wrong i had done on you that should warrant you to be insulting me?
Edward
All those times you've told me to "raise the fee" as if I'm so poor or badly organized that I have to scrimp, save and liquidate assets to raise some small amount of money - it's a casual and arrogant insult that you've used against me over and over again.
4 March
Am sorry if i had offended you,please,lets join hands together to pull this fund to your account.Try and see what you will do over the fee.
Be well.
I don't know if there's any point in continuing with this deal. You've given me no reason to want to go on. You've been unstable, fickle, neurotic and given to massive mood swings, as well as making pointless changes to plans for no good reason. How do I know that you won't just kick this whole deal to the curb in a fit of pique?
10 March
No my friend,stop having distorted perception of my person,am for real.
Every arrangement towards enforcing this funds payment in your favor is air thight,please,have good mind in the transaction so that we can achieve our feat in the transaction.ONE MORE TIME,DO THE UTMOST TO RAISE THE FEE,THINGS ARE WORKING OUT FOR OUR GOOD IN THE TRANSACTION.
Be well.
Edward
You just can't stop insulting me, however often I tell you to stop.
11 March
Please use your company headed paper to send me authority letter that it was a mistaken identity by my contacting you for this funds payment,that you are not the bonafide beneficiary of the said fund.I need this letter so that i can forge ahead with this funds release in favor of the individual that has the trust in me in this transaction.You had tried your best possible to destroy,to be a poison to this transaction.I HAD SUFFERRED TERRIBLY THAT I CAN NOT ALLOW THIS TRANSACTION TO BE IN VAIN.I MUST SUCCEED WITH OR WITH OUT YOU.JUST SEND ME THE AUTHORITY LETTER.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
First up, I don't have a company, which means no company headed paper to send authority letter.
Secondly, why should I do you any favors, Bubba-Louie?
Thirdly, don't be such a fucking drama queen!
13 March
Your negative mindset towards me is what is still holding you down in this transaction,the moment you change this dirty trait and comply to my directive,it will be like a miracle the way this fund will be paid to you.Are you paying the fee or not?
Note,the fund is right here in Nigeria,its no longer in London,take note of this.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Why did you mention London? Wasn't it supposed to have been in Canada?
Another two-month delay ensues...
14 May
You bad bad luck man,are you not seeing my mails to you?
Are you not seeing my calls to you?
Note,it wont be long now,you will regret your life,i will drop you and field in another person as the beneficiary of the fund and you will see it,this fund will be pulled and you will only end up in hearing of the fund but will not eat it.So you think am a fool?Am very sorry for you,you have eye,but can not see. One more time,as far as this funds payment in your favour is concern,am the only way out,success can only be achieved through me.Kep pursuing shadow.
Edward Adamu
15 May
You haven't sent me emails for two months now, and you never tried to call me, not even once, not that you could have done, given that I never gave you a number to call, so you're making even less sense than usual, but I shouldn't be surprised at that.
17 May [sent twice]
You are intelligent by half my dear,you gave me nonworking ohone line and that was when i know that,you are a big time joker but that,to your own detriment.Are you ready to send money to west virginia in usa so one of the stake holfers in the deal can fine tune arrangement of smooth transfer of this fund to your account?
Stop being a joker,its not every body you see that you will display your bad aura,you need not display that to me because,am adding colour to your life any moment from now.Give me your phone number.
Edward
18 May 2020
How do you want your payment? ??
1. KTT wire transfer
2. Cash delivery.
Thanks
Mr.Mark Edwards
When did I give you my phone number?
Check your life,some thing is wrong some where.
For how long i had been educating you on the right path on getting this long hard fought for fund but you kept manufacturing ignorance but deceiving your self that you know some thing////.
point blank,i had made it my resolve to stop at nothing to enforce this funds release in your favour,but you have to wake up,come out this negative energy you radiating,its inimical,a poison to your progress and others around you.
One more time,start radiating positive energy in your deals with me so that we can access this fund at last.
Money is required now so that Raymond in West Virginia Usa can start tidying up things there for a hitch free transfer of this fund to your nominated account.Pls,give me your phone number.
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward.
19 May
Please, enough of this New Age bullshit!
"come out this negative energy you radiating,its inimical,a poison to your progress and others around you...start radiating positive energy in your deals with me."
If you believe that bafflegab, you're beyond hope.
20 May
Stop keeping mute to my nails,by now,you should had come to the realization that,i am the only way out as it concerns this funds payment in your favour,yes,thats a hard fact,you have perish your thought of the unprogressive energy its radiating that is a bad influence to our achieving out feat in the transaction.Do as i directed you and start preparing your self for celebration in the transaction.
Awaiting your swift response.
24 May
Greetings and peace profound.
Why keeping mute to mails to ypou?
Now listen,try your best possible to belive this,THE DEAL IS DONE,YOUR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILY SHOULD IN FULL PLAY FOR US TO HAVE THE TAKE AWAY IN THE TRANSACTION.MY CLARIAN CALL TO YOU NOW IS TO PERISH YOUR THOUGHT OF THE PAST SAD EXPERIENCES YOU HAD WENT THROUGH IN THE TRANSACTION BUT ONLY FACE ME AS I HAD BEEN FROM THE INCEPTION OF OUR COLLABORATION TO ENFORCE THIS FUNDS PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOUR BEEN POSITIVE MINDED AND WORKING TIRELESSLY TO SE THAT WE GET TO THE PROMISE LAND IN THE TRANSACTION.IN THE LIGHT OF THIS,TRY AND RAISE THE FEE,ONCE YOU DO THIS,THE DEAL WILL BE DONE AND DUSTED.YOUR DEALING WITH ME WILL PROVE TO YOU THAT,HONEST HEARTED PEOPLE STILL ABOUND IN AFRICA.
Awaiting your swift response
"THE DEAL IS DONE,YOUR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILY SHOULD IN FULL PLAY FOR US TO HAVE THE TAKE AWAY IN THE TRANSACTION" - Huh?
"MY CLARIAN CALL TO YOU NOW IS TO PERISH YOUR THOUGHT OF THE PAST SAD EXPERIENCES YOU HAD WENT THROUGH IN THE TRANSACTION" - If you hadn't been such an asshole things would have been wrapped up nice and kentucky already, but you are what you are, and that's for damn sure.
"TRY AND RAISE THE FEE" - still the same fucking shit. You'll never fucking well change!
26 May
pls,you have to resturcture your mindset in your dealings with me over getting this fund across to you,inceasant distorted perception of my person is inimical to our achieving our feat in the transaction.Pls,start to be radiating positive energy in what we our doing,AMASSING HUGE WEALTH,SPIRITUAL UNDER TUNE HAS TO BE IN FULL PLAY.
One more time,we have to put down the authentic finding on getting this fund across to you to the power that be in the funds payment,the findings are hard facts that needs to be addressed urgently and once this is done,an IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL OF THIS FUNDS RELEASE TO YOU WILL BE ENFORCECED.
In the light of the above,do the utmost to raise the fee so that things will be fine tuned and fast tracked.
I don't want any more of your derision and contempt and your so-called wisdom that was culled from desk calendars. And you still call me trailer trash and think I won't care? You are one stupid motherfucker, no fucking doubt about that!
5 June
Pls,change your negative thinking in your dealings with me to actualise this feat,your negative thinking is the only draw back in getting this fund across to you.
Note,this opportunity at hand now to enforce this funds release in your favor in this dispensation,its a gift from the universe,it does not come to every body,you better position your self well now to avail your self of this gift.One more time,key to the platform inplace now to effect this funds payment in your favor,nothing stops it from delivering.
Note,i had played my part to in getting this fund across to you,its your own part we are waiting for now,brave it and raise the fee,once you do this,the deal will be done and dusted
Awaiting your swift response.
Edward
Do you get some fucked-up buzz out of being an asshole?
6 June
I think,you are heading for doom and destruction,i dont know what you are doing in Australia,may be,you are a committer,its good you are dragging foot in complying to my directives,your type will die this fund as it gets to your account.
Change for good and comply to my directives so that we can have all round rest in our lifes.
I'm making an honest living. You're too busy mangling English to make any fucking sense.
10 June
What happens when you put your trust to the wrong person in a set goal or feat?Thats failure,frustration and defeat.Thats what happens to you in the transaction.
Point blank,you have to complement with my effort so that we can reach to the propmised land in the transaction.
In the light of the above,stop at nothing to comply to my directives,once you do this,honestly,the deal will be done and dusted.
Note,prayerss,moves mountains,while action,moves the world.I had paved the way for you for success at last in the transaction ok.To solve a problem,you have to enter into the problem.
Edward
Prayers don't move mountains, because prayers can't do shit, and the Earth orbits the Sun because of celestial mechanics, not from anyone's actions.... you're full of shit, Bubba-Louie.
12 June
Give me your word over the fee,i dont know why you are always closed minded when it comes to your playing own part in the transaction.Am jumping to the conclusion that you are not the rightful owner of this fund.Stop deceiving me,i have better ptions in getting this deal done and dusted out side you.You keep talking to me foolishly,you will soon regret your life for insulting me.
Are you threatening me, asshole?
13 June
You had started talking from both sides of your mouth in this platform inplace for this funds payment in your favor.I had tried my best possible to domesticate you on the tradition,horms of funds payment of this nature,you keep puncturing every high powered plans made to enforce this funds payment in your favor.
Point blank,if you like,you believe this,that your becoming the bonafide beneficiary was borne out of a deal,secondly,for you to access this fund,it must be via high powered deal with the paying bank.I had paved the way for you to access this fund,if you like,you keep jeopardizing every moves towards getting the fund across to you.Go out of your way and raise the fee,we have to access this fund now.
So you still think I'm trailer trash, asshole?
13 June
Point blank,listen,all this working like an elephant and eating like a cricket,is going to be a night mare any time from now,we are lounched into life of working like a cricket but eating like an elephant,you have to believe this,we are on the winning way ok.Try and do some thing so that we can arrive early in the transaction. Be well.
Mal drops a mangled metaphor into the mix.
Crickets and elephants? Are you out of your lunch?
23 June
Its shocking that an aware person is acting like fool,its unbelievable.Note,in life,if you dont use your tongue well,it will cause you of your life,this life and death in the tongue,if you use it well,it gives you life,on the other hand,if you use it wrongly,your life is gone.I dont know where i got it wrong with you that you keep insulting me,i meant well for you,no need you casting aspertions on me,you are doing your self more harm than good by doing so.
The funds payment in your favour is about to take off,give me your full name,address and phone number,its when you are asked to send money that you should start insulting me.
Awaiting your swift response.
"I dont know where i got it wrong with you that you keep insulting me" and "its when you are asked to send money that you should start insulting me" - when you ask me to send money, for some reason you insult me every time. You get what you fucking well give. It's as simple as that.
25 June
As you had decided to be a nuisance in this transaction,well,i think,that,serves you better,you never worked for the fund,why wont you get stupid with every frantic moves to get the deal done and dusted.I dont know how come your data is in the relevant agencies concern for this transaction,am coming to the understanding that,it was a mistaken identity by associating you in this funds payment.Be that as it may,i must get to the rot of the matter,and secondly,i will stop at nothing to ensure that i fput a reasonable and trust worthy person as the bonafide beneficiary of the said fund.NOTE,I WILL NOT IN MY LIFE SUFFER FOOLS,FOOLS,ARE LOW BIRTHS,NEGATIVE MINDED AND KILL JOY,POVERTY MENTALITY.YOU ARE EMBODIMENT OF ALL THIS,IN THAT CASE,NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF YOU.
Edward
You're the arrogant little motherfucker who can't face the fact that everything he's done has turned to shit because he had no fucking idea where he was going and what he was doing.
You're the smug little cocksucker with the brains of a cumquat and the manners of a fucking sewer rat, the fuck-ups to end all fuck-ups, and the dumbest asshole of all time.
END OF PART 3
SCAMMER CATCHPHRASE TALLY
wise man,who dies in the foolish mans back yard: 3
Point blank: 16
Do[ing] the needful: 7
Stop talking from both sides of [the] mouth: 4
[R]adiating positive energy: 8
My clarian call to you: 3
[T]his childish gobbling: 3
Brave it: 5
Send the fee: 16
Clos[ing] ranks: 5
Any reference to shit: 5
There may be more from this scammer. If there is, you'll be hearing from him (and Mal) again.
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 4, 2020 2:37:17 GMT
He came back for more...
2 July
Listen,in this life,if you dont learn from those that are higher than you,you will only end up a no body.You claim that you are highly spiritual elated?am sorry for you,you are spiritually empty,its spiritual madness that is troubling you,am only laughing at
you,because,you dont know what you are doing. What a nonsense?A low birth like you insulting me just because i want to make both of us very okay in all ramification of life?Start crying,you had mised step in insulting me.
So he got some more!
You're a panty-waist clock-watching functionary with a glass jaw and whipped cream for a backbone, which means there's nothing that you can teach me about being a man.
You're a stupid, arrogant fuckup who says he can make us rich but who couldn't run a candyfloss stand at the school fete, who can't get anything right and won't admit to his mistakes.
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sue1950
Roadside Gala Seller
Confuses Scammers
Posts: 85
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Post by sue1950 on Jul 7, 2020 11:33:43 GMT
It does make you wonder where this scammer learned his English.
He has wasted a lot of time and emotion on this project and gets very confused about world geography.
Well done.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
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