Post by Yastreb on Jul 29, 2020 1:59:06 GMT
This is the first bait in what might be called my Romance/Beggar Trilogy.
One aspect of Scammer psychology that’s as common as their psychopathic lack of conscience is having no sense of irony. Here’s a Scammer who showed that over and over again.
The Scammer
Nowell, “a Military man” and “four,star,general”; or is he Mohammed Wale, a “Marine engnner” with a seven-year-old son?
The Baiter
Camille White, photomodel and devotee of the Norse Pantheon with an uncanny resemblance to Sophie Monk
What follows are chat transcripts. The only emails involved were to send pix to or receive pix from the Lad, and have been omitted.
Comments are in bold.
28 December 2014
Scammer: Hello how are you?I am Nowell,53 years ..I work as a Military man ..I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids..and you?Can you tell me your name and where you come from?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Um... hello.
Cammy: I'm Camille White. I'm in Australia.
Scammer: how are you doing today my love
Cammy: I'm fine... sorry, I barely "met" you.
Cammy: Where are you?
Scammer: and can i see your pic please
Scammer: I am form the USA
Cammy: I'd have to email it to you.
Scammer: Ok
Cammy: Your address is...?
Scammer: Don't worry about that Baby
Cammy: How can I send you a photo without your email address?
Scammer: If i may ask what work do you do for a living..?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: I'm a photomodel.
Scammer: Ok
Cammy: What military are you in?
Scammer: If i may ask How old are you
Cammy: Hey, my question was first!
Cammy: But I'm 26, OK?
Scammer: I work as cost Army
Cammy: What rank?
Scammer: Ask for me i am 53
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: If i may ask are you living with your mun
Cammy: She died when I was four.
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: Sorry for that baby
Scammer: Ask for me I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids
Cammy: You mentioned that, yeah. What are your kids like?
Scammer: my first daughter is 18 years old now and she is currently studying chemical engineering in the university in united state, and my lovely boy will be 15 by next month, he is currently in the Ghana Military Academy in Africa, he study under the department of medicine there. they are still undergoing their academic studies.
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Scammer: I don;t stay at one palce Baby
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Sorry, you confused me there.
Cammy: I was wondering about that <ding> thing.
Scammer: Hahaha
Scammer: Don't be worry about that Bay
Scammer: Baby
Scammer: must say, its my pleasure to meet you again.
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Please don't do that.
Scammer: Okay i here
Cammy: It looks silly.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Your kids sound very smart.
Scammer: i am more interested in making good friendship with you in honesty, trust and sincerity, even though we just met each other, maybe, as time goes on, we maybe more than a friends.
Scammer: Oh Yeah
Cammy: My brother is a Captain in the Australian Army.
Scammer: If i may ask do you have car
Scammer: What do you mean
Scammer: <ding>
Scammer: Are you there with me
Cammy: I'm here, and no, I don't have a car.
Scammer: Sorry
Cammy: What for?
Scammer: Haveing a car
Cammy: It's no big deal not having a car.
Scammer: If i may ask,What are you looking for
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: When was the last time you had sex?
Cammy: LOL!
Scammer: Hahaha
Cammy: What a question!
Scammer: Are you single and do you have kid..?
Cammy: Unmarried, no kids.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: My photographer AJ is the closest I have to a BBFF, but he's a player and that's too bad.
Scammer: Do you have any photos of you
Cammy: Of course, but I couldn't send them to you without your email addie.
Scammer: REDACTED
Scammer: send it to that email
Cammy: OK.
Scammer: pls do it now
Cammy: A bit later, my pix are on another drive.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Where do you come from..?
Cammy: Sydney – born there, living there.
Scammer: Thank you very much for your reply i am so greatful that you are so serious and i am here to let you know i am also serious hope you gonna take good proper care of me these is making me really wanna be with you so badly couse life is so unpredictable. Changes
Cammy: Take care of you?
Scammer: Thanks you very much
Cammy: This is all a bit, well, sudden.
Scammer: I never chat with a woman like this befor
Scammer: Yeah
Scammer: Are you stay with your dady
Cammy: Hell no. He hates me and I hate him back.
Scammer: If i may ask how old he is your dady..?
Cammy: Don't call him my daddy.
Scammer: why
Cammy: He's somewhere past sixty. I wish he's hurry up and die.
Cammy: "Daddy" means affection. I don't have any love for my father.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: What about your mum
Cammy: Dude, I told you, she died when I was four. I barely remember her!
Scammer: Okay i see
Scammer: Are you done sending photos.?
Cammy: I haven't send any yet.
Cammy: You'll get a pic when I get around to it.
Cammy: In the meantime, gotta go, CYA.
The New Year arrives, and it seems that the Scammer has broken his space bar. And in short order, the romantic banter soon turns into begging for financial assistance!
4 January 2015
Scammer: hello,sweet,how,are,you,doing,today?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Cammy: It looks silly?
Scammer: sorry
Scammer: i,need,to,know,if,you,are,there,for,me
Cammy: Writing <ding> won't make me appear.
Scammer: please,i,need,to,see,you,my,love
Cammy: Well, I'm here.
Cammy: Where are you right now?
Scammer: can,you,call,me,so,that,we,can,see,our,self
Cammy: Please, can't we just chat?
Scammer: please,did,you,love,me?
Cammy: I barely know you. Until I do, I can't answer that.
Scammer: so,what,can,i,do,for,you,to,know,me,very,well
Cammy: A picture of you would be good.
Cammy: And if you told me stuff when I ask you... that would be good too.
Scammer: you,need,my,picture?
Cammy: I need to know if you're at least good-looking.
Scammer: ok
Cammy: It's an offence against Freyja if I'm intimate with any but the fair.
Scammer: i,don't,understand?
Cammy: Do you want me to explain it again?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: The Goddess Freyja would not like it if I was too friendly to ugly people.
Scammer: hahaha
Scammer: really
Scammer: but,people,tell,me,am,beautiful
Cammy: They could be just sparing your feelings. Gotta know for sure.
Scammer: ok,lets,see,on,cam
Cammy: Cam? You mean webcam?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Sorry, no, I don't have one enabled.
Scammer: how,can,you,see,me,now?
Cammy: You may think it's odd for a photomodel to value her privacy, but it's true. Plus I've heard stories about being asked to come on cam and then things get spicy and before you know it, there's blackmail. Anyway, you can always send me your photograph. I sent you mine.
Scammer: ok
Scammer: send,it,now
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: send,your,pic,now?
Cammy: I sent you two of my pix already!
Scammer: i,did,not,get,them,send,again
Cammy: I sent them to the address that you gave me. Check it again.
Scammer: send,it,here
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: send,it,here
Cammy: I don't understand.
Scammer: send,your,picture,to,me,here,
Cammy: Just check your email! I'm sure you got them.
Scammer: no,i,did,not
Cammy: You checked spam?
Scammer: i,don't,see,it,my,love
Scammer: send,again
Cammy: Sent again.
Cammy: And again, just to make sure
Scammer: you,mean,i,should,send,my,picture
Cammy: That's the idea. Send one when you reply to my email.
Scammer: send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy: I have written to you FOUR TIMES now. You have my email.
Scammer: please,i,need,to,be,sure,of,what,am,about,to,do
Scammer: so,send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy: You have my email address. You gave me yours and I sent emails to you. You have my email address.
Scammer: i,don't,have,it,any,more
Cammy: Look in your email account!
Scammer: send,it,i,really,need,to,send,you,my,pic,now
Cammy: I have sent FOUR messages to you already!
Scammer: is,like,youmare,not,ready,for,me
Cammy: WTF? It's like you can't use email! But here we are on chat!
Scammer: forget,it,since,you,are,not,ready
Cammy: All right! Here it is!
Cammy: xxxxxxx_xxxxx@ymail.com
Cammy: Happy now?
Scammer: yes,
Scammer: thanks
Cammy: <Headdesk>
Scammer: why?
Cammy: Never mind. Just please send me your pix.
Scammer: ok,i,will
Cammy: When?
Scammer: when,i,send,it,i,will,let,you,know,ok
Scammer: i,need,some,one,to,help,me,send,it,for,you
Cammy: So, in the meantime, where are you right now?
Scammer: i,came,for,holiday,in,Ghana
Cammy: Where's that?
Scammer: west,Africa,Ghana
Cammy: You said your son is studying there.
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Why isn't be at an American school?
Scammer: he,told,me,he,love,Africa,culture,so,he,will,like,to,study,there
Scammer: i,try,to,stop,him,but,he,insist
Scammer: so,i,allow,her,go
Cammy: Hey, your call.
Scammer: you,want,me,to,call,you
Cammy: No... never mind. I meant. it was your choice.
Scammer: send,me,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,that,we,can,talk,more,there
Cammy: American and Australian English aren't as alike as I thought.
Scammer: please,send,me,your,mobile,number,so,that,i,can,hear,your,voice
Cammy: I don't have a mobile. I can't use one. Anyway, they give you cancer.
Scammer: what,do,you,mean?
Cammy: What are your kids called? You never said.
Scammer: you,mean,is,name?
Cammy: Yes.
Scammer: his,name,is,Isaac,victor
Cammy: What about your daughter?
Scammer: kate
Cammy: Thanx.
Cammy: My brother's name is Roscoe, just so you know.
Scammer: where,are,you,now?
Cammy: At home in Sydney.
Scammer: with,who,are,there,alone
Cammy: I shouldn't be telling you that... Come on, dude, I barely know you.
Scammer: please,i,need,some,help,from,you,please
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: i,have,some,problem,here,now?
Cammy: Like what?
Cammy: Hello?
Scammer: my,credit,card,has,some,problem,please,i,need,some,money,from,when,i,get,back,home, i,will,pay,you,back
Cammy: What do you mean "problem"?
Scammer: i,can't,use,my,card,to,take,money,if,only,i,get,home,i,will,retify,it
Cammy: What type of card?
Scammer: credit,card
Cammy: I meant what company?
Scammer: my,MTC,card,please
Scammer: is,bad,now,i,need,to,retify,it
Cammy: Are you sure about the company? I can't find it on the web.
Scammer: yes,very,sure
Cammy: Oh, it's AMEX!
Scammer: please,help,me,please,i,need,to,take,some,m0oney,please
Cammy: I'm looking for the help line or address.
Scammer: send,to,the,name,of,my,son
Scammer: can,i,send,you,the,address?
Cammy: +1 801 849 2124
Scammer: what,is,that?
Scammer: what,will,i,use,it,for
Scammer: to,call,you?
Cammy: No, that the AMEX help line. They should be able to get your card put right.
Scammer: please,it,my,credit,card,please,they,told,me,when,i,get,home,befor,they,can,retify,it
Cammy: You called them already?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Why didn't you tell me that?
Scammer: that,what?
Cammy: That you'd talked to AMEX!
Scammer: some,have,gve,me,that,number,to,call,before,now
Scammer: so,that,is,what,they,told,me
Cammy: OK
Scammer: so,please,i,need,your,help,please
Cammy: No wonder you were acting all scatterbrained!
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Cammy: Never mind. What were you saying before?
Scammer: please,send,me,the,money,by,today,please
Cammy: What's the time where you are?
Scammer: theremare,things,i,need,to,do,here,for,i,an,come,back,home
Cammy: What's the time there? Focus, please!
Scammer: 7;10am
Cammy: Well, it's nearly 2000 here, and the post office is closed, so Western Union would be out.
Cammy: There's a 7-11 does Moneygram, but that's a fair walk – an hour round trip.
Cammy: If you could hold on for twelve hours, it'd be easier.
Scammer: please,how,much,can,you,send,my,love
Cammy: What do you need and what for?
Scammer: my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,and,he,need,some,money,for,feeding,too,and,i, need,to, come,back,home,as,well,so,please,how,much,can,you,send,for,me?
Scammer: am,going,to,pay,you,back,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy: I'm not going to guess. Do you have any idea?
Scammer: idea,of,what?
Cammy: How much money?
Cammy: And what's this about your son's hostel bill?
Scammer: my,son,hostel,bill,is,500,and,at,list,1.000.00.will,be,ok
Cammy: So $1500?
Scammer: no
Scammer: 1000
I didn’t expect that! Maybe the Scammer thought that declining a bigger offering would disarm any suspicions.
Cammy: OK, fine, now what?
Scammer: can,i,send,you,the,address,to,send,the,money,to
Cammy: That's what I meant - details!
Scammer: ok
Scammer: name: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
country: Ghana accra
text question: what for
answer: textbooks
Cammy: Hang on - your family name is Oghenemine?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Weird! Why not to you? And why am I saying it's for textbooks?
Scammer: pay,to,his,name,please
Scammer: that,is,what,i,use,when,i,send,him,money
Cammy: I'm not you. It's to help you, not him/
Scammer: please,if,you,help,him,it,means,you,help,me,as,well!
Cammy: Well, it's getting late, and if I'm to get it done tonight I have to go now.
Cammy: I'll send you my details when I get back so you can send the refund.
Scammer: ok,my,love
Scammer: how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?
Scammer: <ding>
Scammer: hello,my,love
Scammer: ok,my,love
Scammer: how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?
Later that night, and I give the Scammer a chance to show his caring side. Guess what happens…
Scammer: hello,my,love,are,you,back?
Cammy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DING ME!
Scammer: sorry,my,love
Cammy: Not happy
Scammer: sorry,please
Cammy: Not you
Scammer: for,who,my,love
Cammy: That asshole on a bike who ran me down.
Cammy: I swear his did it onpurpise
Scammer: oh,sorry,my,love
Cammy: Tried to group me pretenind to hekp me up so I broke his fuckgnnose
Scammer: what,is,wrong,with,him
Cammy: I've got a fucking splitting headache and sutsa anf bruses and AJ wantss to call the cops
Cammy: And why the fuck shoudk I canre whats wrong with that peice of shit
Scammer: sorry,my,love,for,every,thing
Cammy: Want your fsauly
Cammy: Shit am I amk9ing a ny sense
Cammy: My headhuns s much
Scammer: please,i,don't,understand,what,you,mean
Scammer: sorry,my,dear
Cammy: Never yuou mind
Scammer: please,have,you,send,the,money?
Cammy: No, never gfot to the 711
Scammer: but,you,said,you,are,going,to,send,it,before,yu,went,offline
Cammy: OK
Cammy: Now read this very carefully
Cammy: I WAS ON THE WAY THERE WHEN I GOT RUN OVER BY AN ASSHOLE ON A PUSHBIKE WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME AS I LAY STUNNED SO I BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE AND I AM INJURED AND IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Cammy: Adrenaline rocks!
Scammer: ok
Cammy: Glad you understand.
Scammer: sorry,for,that,so,when,are,sending,it
Cammy: I have no fucking idea!
Scammer: please,i,need,it,soon,my,love
Cammy: I don;t hanfle pain well! Someone attacjed and hurt me and all yoy care about is your fucking money
Scammer: but,i,said,sorry,my,love
Scammer: am,very,very,sorry
Cammy: Sorry is easy to day
Scammer: how,which,am,there,with,you,i,will,do,more,to,help,you,out
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: please,things,are,going,out,of,head,here
Cammy: WTF?
Cammy: I,m ot geting youo!
Cammy: Ow! Nureoden
Scammer: i,need,to,do,some,things,here,with,the,money
Cammy: Well I nerdd pain kollesa
Scammer: yes,very,thing,will,be,fine,my,love
Cammy: What the fucka artyou psisoskng on aboujt
Scammer: sorry,i,know,you,are,on,pains
Cammy: Do you want an fukcing price for thatg?
Scammer: price,for,what?
Cammy: PRIZE!
Cammy: I eman prize
Scammer: what,prise
Cammy: Nevwr mind. Im outta here
5 January 2015
Scammer: why,my,love
Cammy: Why what?
Scammer: you,dont,talk,to,me,
Scammer: why
Cammy: You sent a message at after 0200. Why the fuck would I have been awake then?
Cammy: And just so you know - if I'm writing an email, I'll finish it before I answer you. You're not the only person in my universe,
Cammy: So now you don't want to talk to me. I shouldn't complain.
Cammy: AJ is taking me to the police station to report on what happened last night. Maybe after I can send that money.
Cammy: Or not. You don't seem to have the time for me any more.
Scammer: please.why,are,you,telling,tikemy,that
Cammy: Like what?
Scammer: please,i,love,you,
Cammy: You wouldn't believe how often I hear that. Freyja is good to me.
Scammer: please,i,dont,pay,game,with,my,heart
Cammy: I didn't say you did.
Scammer: please,tell.me.did.you.love.i.with,to,know
Cammy: I can't love someone I don't know.
Scammer: pleae,tell,me,are,you,a,honest,preson
Cammy: I am very honest. We Asatruar have to be honest in all things.
Cammy: I have to go now.
Scammer: where,are,you,going,to
Cammy: The police station to report that asshole who attacked me.
8 January
Scammer: hello,sweet,where,are,you,my,love
Scammer: hello,my,love,where,are,now,please,come,online,lets,talk
A bit later…
Scammer: hello,my,love,what,happen,are,still,in,the,staton?
Cammy: I'm here.
Cammy: Are you?
That evening, the Scammer returns.
Scammer: please,my,love,we,need,to,talk,my,time,going,back,home,has,come,
Cammy: Is it my fault that you said nothing when we were last online at the same time?
Cammy: And you're there... right?
Scammer: please,my,lve,am,here,now?
Cammy: So am I.
Scammer: please,can,we,talk,now?
Cammy: Yes, of course.
Scammer: please,how,was,your,conditions,now?
Cammy: I'm better, if that's what you mean. They arrested the asshole who ran me down.
Scammer: verry,good,my,love
Scammer: please,can,you,send,the,money,now?
Scammer: this,have,to,been,done,fast
Cammy: It's 2213 here!
Scammer: when,can,you,send,it,my,love
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Scammer: please,did,you,have,the,address,that,you,will,send,the,money,to
Cammy: What were you talking about before?
Scammer: please,you,said,what?
Cammy: "please,my,love,we,need,to,talk,my,time,going,back,home,has,come"
Scammer: ok
Scammer: i,told,you,i,came,to,do,holiday,with,my,son,here
Scammer: so,i,really,need,to,o,back,home
Cammy: You said about going home.
Scammer: so.i.need,the,money,to,settle,his,bill,so,that,when,i,get,home,i,send,you,back,your,money
Cammy: Don't you have a return ticket?
Scammer: no,
Scammer: i,suspose,to,have,my,ticket,here,but,my,credit,card,is,bad,the,is,no,way,i,can,take,money
Cammy: Why not?
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: please,my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,so,please,send,the,money,so,that,i,can,move
Scammer: please,did,you,understand?
Scammer: hello,my,love,are,there,for,me?
Cammy: I'm here.
Scammer: please,how,much,will,you,send,by,tomorrow?
Cammy: You said $1000.
Scammer: please,did,you,have,the,name,to,send,the,money?
Cammy: I've got it.
Scammer: please,don't,make,any,mistake,about,it
Scammer: can,you,send,it,to,me,so,i,can,see
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: let,me,see,if,you,have,the,riht,name
Scammer: let.me.see.if,you,have,the,right,name,my,love
Scammer: send,it,for,me
Scammer: i,need,to,see,if,that,name,is,correct
Scammer: hello
Cammy: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
Cammy: BTW - you promised me your picture.
Scammer: yes,but,i,don't,have,my,pic,here,my,love,when,i,get,home,i,will,send,you,mine
Cammy: O RLY?
Cammy: How do I know you'll pay me back?
Scammer: i,will,my,love,trust,me,
Scammer: am,honest,person
Cammy: I've only got your word for that (LOL)
Scammer: yes,my,love,you,can,trust,me
Scammer: i,love,you,so,much
Cammy: That's been said before, and I've been taken advantage of.
Cammy: What's your address in America?
Scammer: my,love,i,have,good,plan,for,us,so,i,will,make,sure,i,do,it,so,that,you,can,trust,me
Scammer: i,have,the,money,so,i,will,send,it,back,to,you
Cammy: What do you mean about a "good plan"?
Scammer: i,will,like,to,come,and,buy,a,house,in,your,country
Scammer: so,don't,worry,all,i,need,from,you,just,be,honest,with,me
Cammy: Why? You can buy a house any time you want. You don't need me for that.
Scammer: but,i,need,to,be,close,to,you
Scammer: so,that,why,i,need,at,list,a,house,in,your,country
Cammy: You do know that Australia is the only country on the continent?
Scammer: please,i,love,your,country,my,love
Cammy: Why?
Scammer: there,is,peace,there
Scammer: my,friend,is,telling,me,good,things,are,happening,there
Scammer: so,i,love,your,country
Cammy: Which friend?
Scammer: my,friend,at,woring,place
Scammer: my,friend,in,my,workin,place
Cammy: Just a thought... you're in the army... why not ask them for help?
Scammer: i,have,call,my,friend,he,just,told,me,he,has,used,his,money,for,business,so,please,my,love, trust,me,send,the,money,as,soon,i,get,home,you,have,your,money,back
Scammer: you,can,trust,me,i,have,not,ask,of,any,help,from,you,befor,now
Scammer: so,please,i,don't,like,telling,people,about,my,problem
Cammy: The Army should be helping you no matter what.
Scammer: is,just,that,i,love,you,and,i,know,you,be,the,one,i,will,spend,my,life,with
Scammer: yes,i,know,but,i,don't,like,telling,my,problem,to,people
Cammy: Except me, who you only just met!
Scammer: please,i,have,mind,for,you,and,i,kinow,you,will,understand,me,more,than,any,other,person
Scammer: please,why,all,this,questions
Scammer: but,you,know,i,have,not,told,you,about,any,thing,of,help,before?
Cammy: You haven't had the chance.
Scammer: is,just,that,am,in,Africa,now,and,my,card,is,bad,so,please,i,beg,of,you
Cammy: There was this guy who needed my help, or so he said, and I lent him money for medicine – turned out his medicine for some reason made him go to betting shops and pubs.
Scammer: but,am,didfferent,from,that,person
Scammer: please,you,can,count,on,me,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: One day I told him I wouldn't give him any more money and he hit me in the face and grabbed my handbag. He was just leaving when my brother arrived and saw me with a black eye and blood nose. So he broke that maggot's wrists.
Scammer: what?
Scammer: what,is,the,name,of,that,stupid,mn
Scammer: what,is,his,name?
Scammer: tell,me,the,name,of,that,stupid,man
Cammy: Why do you want to know?
Scammer: i,need,to,search,for,him
Scammer: what,is,wron,with,him?
Cammy: Apart from being a bludger?
Cammy: Two broken wrists?
Scammer: please,am,so,sorry,for,that
Cammy: Sorry about what?
Scammer: sorry,about,what,he,did,to,you
Cammy: He got his just desserts.
Scammer: please,i,will,always,love,you
Cammy: That's EXACTLY what HE said.
Scammer: please,am,not,like,that
Scammer: i,can't,lie,to,you
Scammer: please
Cammy: Oh come on! Anyone can lie.
Scammer: yes,that,is,truth
Scammer: but,you,can,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: Did I tell you about my brother?
Scammer: no
Cammy: He's a soldier too – SpecFor.
Scammer: really
Cammy: Yes, really. So if you're not the real McCoy... start praying!
Scammer: why,are,you,talking,like,that
Cammy: Just covering all the bases.
Cammy: What time is it where you are?
Scammer: 12;14noon
Cammy: 11 hours difference... No point sending it until the afternoon here.
Scammer: what,time,are,you,there,my,love
Cammy: Do the maths!
Scammer: please,my,love,what,time,are,you,going,to,send,it?
Cammy: In the evening.
Scammer: today?
Scammer: hello
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Scammer: ok,my,love,please,just,try,for,test,me,i,will,be,honest,to,you
Cammy: Yeah, whatever. Just remember what I said. I'm going now.
Scammer: where,are,you,going,my,sweet,heart?
Scammer: hello,please,where,are,you,going?
Next day, and things start to go wrong for the Scammer.
Cammy has a different understanding of MTCN – she thinks that it’s the Military Tactical Communications Network.
9 January
Scammer: hello,my,love,how,are,you,doing,today?
Cammy: Well that was quick.
Cammy: How are you?
Scammer: am,fine,my,love
Scammer: where,are,you,now,baby?
Cammy: At home, preparing for Freyja-Day rituals.
Scammer: really
Cammy: Yes, really.
Scammer: please,have,you,send,the,money,my,love?
Cammy: I went to Moneygram...
Scammer: ok
Scammer: can,i,have,the,MTCN,number,now?
Cammy: The what?
Scammer: he,infmation,so,,can,have,the,money
Scammer: the,information
Cammy: What does the MTCN have to do with this?
Scammer: i,mean,so,that,i,can,take,the,money,you,send
Cammy: I can't use the MTCN. I'm a civilian.
Scammer: have,you,sent,the,money?
Scammer: you,said,you,went,to,moneygram,so,did,you,send,the,money?
Cammy: They told me not to.
Scammer: why,my,love
Cammy: Because they say that your actions and profile are those of a scammer.
Scammer: why,did,listen,to,them
Scammer: but,you,know,am,honest,to,you,my,love
Cammy: NO I DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
Scammer: why,will,say,such,word,
Cammy: Because I don't know that you're honest.
Scammer: you,know,i,really,need,your,help,because,am,having,problem,now
Cammy: How do I know that?
Scammer: why,are,you,doing,this,to,me,my,love,
Cammy: I don't even know for sure who you are.
Scammer: i,really,need,you,so,that,i,can,move,out,from,here
Scammer: please,and,i,said,am,going,to,pay,you,the,money,back,as,soon,i,have,my,credit,card,right
Scammer: why,are,so,hard,for,me,to,understand
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank and serial number.
Scammer: how.will.i.lie.for.some,one,i,love,so,much
Cammy: Do you really love me? How do I know that?
Scammer: yes,i,love,you,my,dear
Cammy: If you love me, tell me what I asked for.
Scammer: please,just,ive,me,a,try
Scammer: and,see,what,am,made,of
Scammer: just,test,me,my,love
Scammer: i,so,much,need,you,my,dear
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Scammer: because,since,the,death,of,my,wife,i,have,not,come,close,to,any,woman
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Scammer: because,i,really,need,honest,person,like,you
Scammer: ok
Scammer: my,full,name
Cammy: NOW! You won't need time to think. You have 30 seconds.
Scammer: Mohammed,Wale
Scammer: am,four,star,genaral
Scammer: am,the,one,controling,my,boys,there,in,Syria
Scammer: please,i,have,told,you,not,to,listen,to,them,because,they,are,not,hppy,for,me, and,you
Cammy: Service number! You should be able to rattle it off!
Scammer: please,i,need,to,move,out,of,here,please,my,love
Cammy: They're right. You're a scammer. You can't recall your name, you don't know your service number, and you don't know what the MTCN is.
Scammer: by,february,am,comin,with,you
Scammer: please,what,are,you,talking,about,my,love
Cammy: And a general in any army would have an official credit card for travel.
Scammer: yes,but,how,can,i,do,that,when,my,card,is,bad
Cammy: You made the mistake of thinking I'm a dumb blonde.
Scammer: am,telling,you,the,truth,
Scammer: please,trust,me,am,the,right,man,for,you
Cammy: An official credit card wouldn't 'go bad'.
Scammer: no,you,don't,have,to
Scammer: i,don't,need,to,tell,you,all,about,my,work,
Scammer: t,is,not,allow
Cammy: I've met plenty of soldiers because of my brother. I know how the systems work. And I know that you're full of shit.
Scammer: it,is,not,allow,but,am,doin,it,just,because,,love,you,so,much
Scammer: if,am,tellin,lie,ask,your,brother
Scammer: he,will,tell,you,every,thing,i,hope,you,said,your,brother,is,in,Army,too
Cammy: Freyja will know the truth. She will know that your heart is false.
Scammer: please,i,will,like,to,speak,with,him,too
Cammy: Roscoe is SpecFor.
Cammy: And what would you gain from speaking with him?
Scammer: look,if,i,don't,love,you,i,will,not,weast,my,time,with,you
Cammy: You love my money.
Scammer: please,trust,me,my,time,here,is,up,i,need,to,o,back,to,my,base
Scammer: please,help,me,my,love
Cammy: Base?
Scammer: my,dauhter,she,even,here,with,me
Scammer: yes
Cammy: That's not what you said.
Scammer: i,need,to,o,back,to,my,station
Cammy: You said she was in America.
Scammer: i,measn,my,sn,please
Cammy: If you're really a general, they'd sent a MASC flight for you - easy to get via MTCN, but you didn't do that.
Scammer: hello,my,love,they,really,know,that,am,coming,to,see,my,son
Scammer: so,please,don't,waest,time,so,that,i,will,not,get,into,troble
Scammer: please,my,love
Cammy: Prove yourself.
Scammer: please,what,else,did,you,want,me,to,say
Scammer: i,have,expain,every,thing,to,you
Cammy: Do you know what "prove" means?
Scammer: why,are,taking,their,words,and,you,can,trust,me
Cammy: I don't know any such thing.
Scammer: tell,me,what,kind,of,prove,did,you,need
Cammy: What have you got? ID card? Unit snap? Copy of your MOS?
Scammer: please,am,honest,to,you,i,even my,plans,was,for,us,will make,you,happy
Scammer: what,did,you,need,all,that,for,i,don'thavethem,withme,here
Cammy: No ID? Bullshit.
Scammer: as,soon,i,get,there,i,will,send,every,thing,for,you
Scammer: please trust,me,am,real,to,you
Scammer: this,is,not,my,laptop,that,am,useing,here
Cammy: Are you?
Scammer: so,i,don't have them here please
Scammer: yes,i,will,send,every,thing,to,you,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy: But... that means you need me to send you money.
Scammer: hello,sweet heart,trust,me,i,will,do,all,what,you,ask,from,me
Scammer: yes,my,love,
Scammer: please i,will,pay,you,back,am,not,bad,person,at,all
Cammy: My BBFF is here and he's laughing at you.
Scammer: why?
Scammer: what have imdone?
Scammer: please,tell,me,are,younot,honest,with,me?
Cammy: You're such a cocksucker.
Scammer: why are doing all this to me
Cammy: Are you one of those Ghana gays?
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Scammer: no please
Scammer: why,are,you,asking,me,that i have told you things about my self
Cammy: I read about how Ghana has a big gay subculture even though it's illegal to be gay.
Cammy: They make money for the gay cause by scamming. That's what the MG agent told me.
Scammer: really,there,is,nothing,likethat,here,to,my,seeing
Scammer: please,send,me,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,thatwe,can,talk,on,phone
Cammy: I don't have a mobile, you fuckwit.
Scammer: why?
Scammer: so,you,don't use phone?
Cammy: You really are a fucking turd with the memory of a fucking goldfish.
Scammer: i,don't,still,understandyou
Cammy: If you were an American you'd know what I meant.
Scammer: that,was,the,reason,why,i,ask,for,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,send,it,lets,talk
Cammy: I
Cammy: DON'Y
Cammy: HAVE
Cammy: A
Cammy: MOBILE
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: PIECE
Cammy: OF
Cammy: SHIT
Cammy: AND
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: KNOW
Cammy: WHY
Cammy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scammer: no
Scammer: did,you,also,have,cam?
Cammy: Nope.
Scammer: \evry,thing,you,said,no,ikreall,like,you,to,see,me,
Scammer: so,thatyou,can,trust,me
Cammy: I sent you my pix.
Cammy: You never sent me yours
Scammer: ok,i,will,do,that,for,you,i,promise,my,love
Cammy: But I bet not until after I send you money!
Scammer: please,goand,send,the,money,all,you,need,from,me,i,will,do,them,so,that,you,cantrust,me
Cammy: Go butt-fuck a goat and then lick out its ass.
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Cammy: What do you think (LOL) I mean?
Scammer: i,don't,know
Cammy: SRSLY?
Scammer: so,now,you,playing,with,me
Scammer: making,funn,of,me,too
Cammy: I'm grateful for the guy at MG who put me right.
Cammy: Do you believe in curses and maledictions?
Scammer: so,he,put,you,right,is,that,what,you,mean?
Cammy: Oh Freyja bless me, you're too stupid - you fell out of the dumbass tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Part 2: the Scammer ditches the romance scam and moves to Plan B. He also has his space bar repaired.
The Scammer
Nowell, “a Military man” and “four,star,general”; or is he Mohammed Wale, a “Marine engnner” with a seven-year-old son?
The Baiter
Camille White, photomodel and devotee of the Norse Pantheon with an uncanny resemblance to Sophie Monk
What follows are chat transcripts. The only emails involved were to send pix to or receive pix from the Lad, and have been omitted.
Comments are in bold.
28 December 2014
Scammer: Hello how are you?I am Nowell,53 years ..I work as a Military man ..I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids..and you?Can you tell me your name and where you come from?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Um... hello.
Cammy: I'm Camille White. I'm in Australia.
Scammer: how are you doing today my love
Cammy: I'm fine... sorry, I barely "met" you.
Cammy: Where are you?
Scammer: and can i see your pic please
Scammer: I am form the USA
Cammy: I'd have to email it to you.
Scammer: Ok
Cammy: Your address is...?
Scammer: Don't worry about that Baby
Cammy: How can I send you a photo without your email address?
Scammer: If i may ask what work do you do for a living..?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: I'm a photomodel.
Scammer: Ok
Cammy: What military are you in?
Scammer: If i may ask How old are you
Cammy: Hey, my question was first!
Cammy: But I'm 26, OK?
Scammer: I work as cost Army
Cammy: What rank?
Scammer: Ask for me i am 53
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: If i may ask are you living with your mun
Cammy: She died when I was four.
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: Sorry for that baby
Scammer: Ask for me I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids
Cammy: You mentioned that, yeah. What are your kids like?
Scammer: my first daughter is 18 years old now and she is currently studying chemical engineering in the university in united state, and my lovely boy will be 15 by next month, he is currently in the Ghana Military Academy in Africa, he study under the department of medicine there. they are still undergoing their academic studies.
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Scammer: I don;t stay at one palce Baby
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Sorry, you confused me there.
Cammy: I was wondering about that <ding> thing.
Scammer: Hahaha
Scammer: Don't be worry about that Bay
Scammer: Baby
Scammer: must say, its my pleasure to meet you again.
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Please don't do that.
Scammer: Okay i here
Cammy: It looks silly.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Your kids sound very smart.
Scammer: i am more interested in making good friendship with you in honesty, trust and sincerity, even though we just met each other, maybe, as time goes on, we maybe more than a friends.
Scammer: Oh Yeah
Cammy: My brother is a Captain in the Australian Army.
Scammer: If i may ask do you have car
Scammer: What do you mean
Scammer: <ding>
Scammer: Are you there with me
Cammy: I'm here, and no, I don't have a car.
Scammer: Sorry
Cammy: What for?
Scammer: Haveing a car
Cammy: It's no big deal not having a car.
Scammer: If i may ask,What are you looking for
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: When was the last time you had sex?
Cammy: LOL!
Scammer: Hahaha
Cammy: What a question!
Scammer: Are you single and do you have kid..?
Cammy: Unmarried, no kids.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: My photographer AJ is the closest I have to a BBFF, but he's a player and that's too bad.
Scammer: Do you have any photos of you
Cammy: Of course, but I couldn't send them to you without your email addie.
Scammer: REDACTED
Scammer: send it to that email
Cammy: OK.
Scammer: pls do it now
Cammy: A bit later, my pix are on another drive.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Where do you come from..?
Cammy: Sydney – born there, living there.
Scammer: Thank you very much for your reply i am so greatful that you are so serious and i am here to let you know i am also serious hope you gonna take good proper care of me these is making me really wanna be with you so badly couse life is so unpredictable. Changes
Cammy: Take care of you?
Scammer: Thanks you very much
Cammy: This is all a bit, well, sudden.
Scammer: I never chat with a woman like this befor
Scammer: Yeah
Scammer: Are you stay with your dady
Cammy: Hell no. He hates me and I hate him back.
Scammer: If i may ask how old he is your dady..?
Cammy: Don't call him my daddy.
Scammer: why
Cammy: He's somewhere past sixty. I wish he's hurry up and die.
Cammy: "Daddy" means affection. I don't have any love for my father.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: What about your mum
Cammy: Dude, I told you, she died when I was four. I barely remember her!
Scammer: Okay i see
Scammer: Are you done sending photos.?
Cammy: I haven't send any yet.
Cammy: You'll get a pic when I get around to it.
Cammy: In the meantime, gotta go, CYA.
The New Year arrives, and it seems that the Scammer has broken his space bar. And in short order, the romantic banter soon turns into begging for financial assistance!
4 January 2015
Scammer: hello,sweet,how,are,you,doing,today?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Cammy: It looks silly?
Scammer: sorry
Scammer: i,need,to,know,if,you,are,there,for,me
Cammy: Writing <ding> won't make me appear.
Scammer: please,i,need,to,see,you,my,love
Cammy: Well, I'm here.
Cammy: Where are you right now?
Scammer: can,you,call,me,so,that,we,can,see,our,self
Cammy: Please, can't we just chat?
Scammer: please,did,you,love,me?
Cammy: I barely know you. Until I do, I can't answer that.
Scammer: so,what,can,i,do,for,you,to,know,me,very,well
Cammy: A picture of you would be good.
Cammy: And if you told me stuff when I ask you... that would be good too.
Scammer: you,need,my,picture?
Cammy: I need to know if you're at least good-looking.
Scammer: ok
Cammy: It's an offence against Freyja if I'm intimate with any but the fair.
Scammer: i,don't,understand?
Cammy: Do you want me to explain it again?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: The Goddess Freyja would not like it if I was too friendly to ugly people.
Scammer: hahaha
Scammer: really
Scammer: but,people,tell,me,am,beautiful
Cammy: They could be just sparing your feelings. Gotta know for sure.
Scammer: ok,lets,see,on,cam
Cammy: Cam? You mean webcam?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Sorry, no, I don't have one enabled.
Scammer: how,can,you,see,me,now?
Cammy: You may think it's odd for a photomodel to value her privacy, but it's true. Plus I've heard stories about being asked to come on cam and then things get spicy and before you know it, there's blackmail. Anyway, you can always send me your photograph. I sent you mine.
Scammer: ok
Scammer: send,it,now
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: send,your,pic,now?
Cammy: I sent you two of my pix already!
Scammer: i,did,not,get,them,send,again
Cammy: I sent them to the address that you gave me. Check it again.
Scammer: send,it,here
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: send,it,here
Cammy: I don't understand.
Scammer: send,your,picture,to,me,here,
Cammy: Just check your email! I'm sure you got them.
Scammer: no,i,did,not
Cammy: You checked spam?
Scammer: i,don't,see,it,my,love
Scammer: send,again
Cammy: Sent again.
Cammy: And again, just to make sure
Scammer: you,mean,i,should,send,my,picture
Cammy: That's the idea. Send one when you reply to my email.
Scammer: send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy: I have written to you FOUR TIMES now. You have my email.
Scammer: please,i,need,to,be,sure,of,what,am,about,to,do
Scammer: so,send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy: You have my email address. You gave me yours and I sent emails to you. You have my email address.
Scammer: i,don't,have,it,any,more
Cammy: Look in your email account!
Scammer: send,it,i,really,need,to,send,you,my,pic,now
Cammy: I have sent FOUR messages to you already!
Scammer: is,like,youmare,not,ready,for,me
Cammy: WTF? It's like you can't use email! But here we are on chat!
Scammer: forget,it,since,you,are,not,ready
Cammy: All right! Here it is!
Cammy: xxxxxxx_xxxxx@ymail.com
Cammy: Happy now?
Scammer: yes,
Scammer: thanks
Cammy: <Headdesk>
Scammer: why?
Cammy: Never mind. Just please send me your pix.
Scammer: ok,i,will
Cammy: When?
Scammer: when,i,send,it,i,will,let,you,know,ok
Scammer: i,need,some,one,to,help,me,send,it,for,you
Cammy: So, in the meantime, where are you right now?
Scammer: i,came,for,holiday,in,Ghana
Cammy: Where's that?
Scammer: west,Africa,Ghana
Cammy: You said your son is studying there.
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Why isn't be at an American school?
Scammer: he,told,me,he,love,Africa,culture,so,he,will,like,to,study,there
Scammer: i,try,to,stop,him,but,he,insist
Scammer: so,i,allow,her,go
Cammy: Hey, your call.
Scammer: you,want,me,to,call,you
Cammy: No... never mind. I meant. it was your choice.
Scammer: send,me,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,that,we,can,talk,more,there
Cammy: American and Australian English aren't as alike as I thought.
Scammer: please,send,me,your,mobile,number,so,that,i,can,hear,your,voice
Cammy: I don't have a mobile. I can't use one. Anyway, they give you cancer.
Scammer: what,do,you,mean?
Cammy: What are your kids called? You never said.
Scammer: you,mean,is,name?
Cammy: Yes.
Scammer: his,name,is,Isaac,victor
Cammy: What about your daughter?
Scammer: kate
Cammy: Thanx.
Cammy: My brother's name is Roscoe, just so you know.
Scammer: where,are,you,now?
Cammy: At home in Sydney.
Scammer: with,who,are,there,alone
Cammy: I shouldn't be telling you that... Come on, dude, I barely know you.
Scammer: please,i,need,some,help,from,you,please
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: i,have,some,problem,here,now?
Cammy: Like what?
Cammy: Hello?
Scammer: my,credit,card,has,some,problem,please,i,need,some,money,from,when,i,get,back,home, i,will,pay,you,back
Cammy: What do you mean "problem"?
Scammer: i,can't,use,my,card,to,take,money,if,only,i,get,home,i,will,retify,it
Cammy: What type of card?
Scammer: credit,card
Cammy: I meant what company?
Scammer: my,MTC,card,please
Scammer: is,bad,now,i,need,to,retify,it
Cammy: Are you sure about the company? I can't find it on the web.
Scammer: yes,very,sure
Cammy: Oh, it's AMEX!
Scammer: please,help,me,please,i,need,to,take,some,m0oney,please
Cammy: I'm looking for the help line or address.
Scammer: send,to,the,name,of,my,son
Scammer: can,i,send,you,the,address?
Cammy: +1 801 849 2124
Scammer: what,is,that?
Scammer: what,will,i,use,it,for
Scammer: to,call,you?
Cammy: No, that the AMEX help line. They should be able to get your card put right.
Scammer: please,it,my,credit,card,please,they,told,me,when,i,get,home,befor,they,can,retify,it
Cammy: You called them already?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Why didn't you tell me that?
Scammer: that,what?
Cammy: That you'd talked to AMEX!
Scammer: some,have,gve,me,that,number,to,call,before,now
Scammer: so,that,is,what,they,told,me
Cammy: OK
Scammer: so,please,i,need,your,help,please
Cammy: No wonder you were acting all scatterbrained!
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Cammy: Never mind. What were you saying before?
Scammer: please,send,me,the,money,by,today,please
Cammy: What's the time where you are?
Scammer: theremare,things,i,need,to,do,here,for,i,an,come,back,home
Cammy: What's the time there? Focus, please!
Scammer: 7;10am
Cammy: Well, it's nearly 2000 here, and the post office is closed, so Western Union would be out.
Cammy: There's a 7-11 does Moneygram, but that's a fair walk – an hour round trip.
Cammy: If you could hold on for twelve hours, it'd be easier.
Scammer: please,how,much,can,you,send,my,love
Cammy: What do you need and what for?
Scammer: my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,and,he,need,some,money,for,feeding,too,and,i, need,to, come,back,home,as,well,so,please,how,much,can,you,send,for,me?
Scammer: am,going,to,pay,you,back,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy: I'm not going to guess. Do you have any idea?
Scammer: idea,of,what?
Cammy: How much money?
Cammy: And what's this about your son's hostel bill?
Scammer: my,son,hostel,bill,is,500,and,at,list,1.000.00.will,be,ok
Cammy: So $1500?
Scammer: no
Scammer: 1000
I didn’t expect that! Maybe the Scammer thought that declining a bigger offering would disarm any suspicions.
Cammy: OK, fine, now what?
Scammer: can,i,send,you,the,address,to,send,the,money,to
Cammy: That's what I meant - details!
Scammer: ok
Scammer: name: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
country: Ghana accra
text question: what for
answer: textbooks
Cammy: Hang on - your family name is Oghenemine?
Scammer: yes
Cammy: Weird! Why not to you? And why am I saying it's for textbooks?
Scammer: pay,to,his,name,please
Scammer: that,is,what,i,use,when,i,send,him,money
Cammy: I'm not you. It's to help you, not him/
Scammer: please,if,you,help,him,it,means,you,help,me,as,well!
Cammy: Well, it's getting late, and if I'm to get it done tonight I have to go now.
Cammy: I'll send you my details when I get back so you can send the refund.
Scammer: ok,my,love
Scammer: how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?
Scammer: <ding>
Scammer: hello,my,love
Scammer: ok,my,love
Scammer: how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?
Later that night, and I give the Scammer a chance to show his caring side. Guess what happens…
Scammer: hello,my,love,are,you,back?
Cammy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DING ME!
Scammer: sorry,my,love
Cammy: Not happy
Scammer: sorry,please
Cammy: Not you
Scammer: for,who,my,love
Cammy: That asshole on a bike who ran me down.
Cammy: I swear his did it onpurpise
Scammer: oh,sorry,my,love
Cammy: Tried to group me pretenind to hekp me up so I broke his fuckgnnose
Scammer: what,is,wrong,with,him
Cammy: I've got a fucking splitting headache and sutsa anf bruses and AJ wantss to call the cops
Cammy: And why the fuck shoudk I canre whats wrong with that peice of shit
Scammer: sorry,my,love,for,every,thing
Cammy: Want your fsauly
Cammy: Shit am I amk9ing a ny sense
Cammy: My headhuns s much
Scammer: please,i,don't,understand,what,you,mean
Scammer: sorry,my,dear
Cammy: Never yuou mind
Scammer: please,have,you,send,the,money?
Cammy: No, never gfot to the 711
Scammer: but,you,said,you,are,going,to,send,it,before,yu,went,offline
Cammy: OK
Cammy: Now read this very carefully
Cammy: I WAS ON THE WAY THERE WHEN I GOT RUN OVER BY AN ASSHOLE ON A PUSHBIKE WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME AS I LAY STUNNED SO I BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE AND I AM INJURED AND IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Cammy: Adrenaline rocks!
Scammer: ok
Cammy: Glad you understand.
Scammer: sorry,for,that,so,when,are,sending,it
Cammy: I have no fucking idea!
Scammer: please,i,need,it,soon,my,love
Cammy: I don;t hanfle pain well! Someone attacjed and hurt me and all yoy care about is your fucking money
Scammer: but,i,said,sorry,my,love
Scammer: am,very,very,sorry
Cammy: Sorry is easy to day
Scammer: how,which,am,there,with,you,i,will,do,more,to,help,you,out
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: please,things,are,going,out,of,head,here
Cammy: WTF?
Cammy: I,m ot geting youo!
Cammy: Ow! Nureoden
Scammer: i,need,to,do,some,things,here,with,the,money
Cammy: Well I nerdd pain kollesa
Scammer: yes,very,thing,will,be,fine,my,love
Cammy: What the fucka artyou psisoskng on aboujt
Scammer: sorry,i,know,you,are,on,pains
Cammy: Do you want an fukcing price for thatg?
Scammer: price,for,what?
Cammy: PRIZE!
Cammy: I eman prize
Scammer: what,prise
Cammy: Nevwr mind. Im outta here
5 January 2015
Scammer: why,my,love
Cammy: Why what?
Scammer: you,dont,talk,to,me,
Scammer: why
Cammy: You sent a message at after 0200. Why the fuck would I have been awake then?
Cammy: And just so you know - if I'm writing an email, I'll finish it before I answer you. You're not the only person in my universe,
Cammy: So now you don't want to talk to me. I shouldn't complain.
Cammy: AJ is taking me to the police station to report on what happened last night. Maybe after I can send that money.
Cammy: Or not. You don't seem to have the time for me any more.
Scammer: please.why,are,you,telling,tikemy,that
Cammy: Like what?
Scammer: please,i,love,you,
Cammy: You wouldn't believe how often I hear that. Freyja is good to me.
Scammer: please,i,dont,pay,game,with,my,heart
Cammy: I didn't say you did.
Scammer: please,tell.me.did.you.love.i.with,to,know
Cammy: I can't love someone I don't know.
Scammer: pleae,tell,me,are,you,a,honest,preson
Cammy: I am very honest. We Asatruar have to be honest in all things.
Cammy: I have to go now.
Scammer: where,are,you,going,to
Cammy: The police station to report that asshole who attacked me.
8 January
Scammer: hello,sweet,where,are,you,my,love
Scammer: hello,my,love,where,are,now,please,come,online,lets,talk
A bit later…
Scammer: hello,my,love,what,happen,are,still,in,the,staton?
Cammy: I'm here.
Cammy: Are you?
That evening, the Scammer returns.
Scammer: please,my,love,we,need,to,talk,my,time,going,back,home,has,come,
Cammy: Is it my fault that you said nothing when we were last online at the same time?
Cammy: And you're there... right?
Scammer: please,my,lve,am,here,now?
Cammy: So am I.
Scammer: please,can,we,talk,now?
Cammy: Yes, of course.
Scammer: please,how,was,your,conditions,now?
Cammy: I'm better, if that's what you mean. They arrested the asshole who ran me down.
Scammer: verry,good,my,love
Scammer: please,can,you,send,the,money,now?
Scammer: this,have,to,been,done,fast
Cammy: It's 2213 here!
Scammer: when,can,you,send,it,my,love
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Scammer: please,did,you,have,the,address,that,you,will,send,the,money,to
Cammy: What were you talking about before?
Scammer: please,you,said,what?
Cammy: "please,my,love,we,need,to,talk,my,time,going,back,home,has,come"
Scammer: ok
Scammer: i,told,you,i,came,to,do,holiday,with,my,son,here
Scammer: so,i,really,need,to,o,back,home
Cammy: You said about going home.
Scammer: so.i.need,the,money,to,settle,his,bill,so,that,when,i,get,home,i,send,you,back,your,money
Cammy: Don't you have a return ticket?
Scammer: no,
Scammer: i,suspose,to,have,my,ticket,here,but,my,credit,card,is,bad,the,is,no,way,i,can,take,money
Cammy: Why not?
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: please,my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,so,please,send,the,money,so,that,i,can,move
Scammer: please,did,you,understand?
Scammer: hello,my,love,are,there,for,me?
Cammy: I'm here.
Scammer: please,how,much,will,you,send,by,tomorrow?
Cammy: You said $1000.
Scammer: please,did,you,have,the,name,to,send,the,money?
Cammy: I've got it.
Scammer: please,don't,make,any,mistake,about,it
Scammer: can,you,send,it,to,me,so,i,can,see
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: let,me,see,if,you,have,the,riht,name
Scammer: let.me.see.if,you,have,the,right,name,my,love
Scammer: send,it,for,me
Scammer: i,need,to,see,if,that,name,is,correct
Scammer: hello
Cammy: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
Cammy: BTW - you promised me your picture.
Scammer: yes,but,i,don't,have,my,pic,here,my,love,when,i,get,home,i,will,send,you,mine
Cammy: O RLY?
Cammy: How do I know you'll pay me back?
Scammer: i,will,my,love,trust,me,
Scammer: am,honest,person
Cammy: I've only got your word for that (LOL)
Scammer: yes,my,love,you,can,trust,me
Scammer: i,love,you,so,much
Cammy: That's been said before, and I've been taken advantage of.
Cammy: What's your address in America?
Scammer: my,love,i,have,good,plan,for,us,so,i,will,make,sure,i,do,it,so,that,you,can,trust,me
Scammer: i,have,the,money,so,i,will,send,it,back,to,you
Cammy: What do you mean about a "good plan"?
Scammer: i,will,like,to,come,and,buy,a,house,in,your,country
Scammer: so,don't,worry,all,i,need,from,you,just,be,honest,with,me
Cammy: Why? You can buy a house any time you want. You don't need me for that.
Scammer: but,i,need,to,be,close,to,you
Scammer: so,that,why,i,need,at,list,a,house,in,your,country
Cammy: You do know that Australia is the only country on the continent?
Scammer: please,i,love,your,country,my,love
Cammy: Why?
Scammer: there,is,peace,there
Scammer: my,friend,is,telling,me,good,things,are,happening,there
Scammer: so,i,love,your,country
Cammy: Which friend?
Scammer: my,friend,at,woring,place
Scammer: my,friend,in,my,workin,place
Cammy: Just a thought... you're in the army... why not ask them for help?
Scammer: i,have,call,my,friend,he,just,told,me,he,has,used,his,money,for,business,so,please,my,love, trust,me,send,the,money,as,soon,i,get,home,you,have,your,money,back
Scammer: you,can,trust,me,i,have,not,ask,of,any,help,from,you,befor,now
Scammer: so,please,i,don't,like,telling,people,about,my,problem
Cammy: The Army should be helping you no matter what.
Scammer: is,just,that,i,love,you,and,i,know,you,be,the,one,i,will,spend,my,life,with
Scammer: yes,i,know,but,i,don't,like,telling,my,problem,to,people
Cammy: Except me, who you only just met!
Scammer: please,i,have,mind,for,you,and,i,kinow,you,will,understand,me,more,than,any,other,person
Scammer: please,why,all,this,questions
Scammer: but,you,know,i,have,not,told,you,about,any,thing,of,help,before?
Cammy: You haven't had the chance.
Scammer: is,just,that,am,in,Africa,now,and,my,card,is,bad,so,please,i,beg,of,you
Cammy: There was this guy who needed my help, or so he said, and I lent him money for medicine – turned out his medicine for some reason made him go to betting shops and pubs.
Scammer: but,am,didfferent,from,that,person
Scammer: please,you,can,count,on,me,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: One day I told him I wouldn't give him any more money and he hit me in the face and grabbed my handbag. He was just leaving when my brother arrived and saw me with a black eye and blood nose. So he broke that maggot's wrists.
Scammer: what?
Scammer: what,is,the,name,of,that,stupid,mn
Scammer: what,is,his,name?
Scammer: tell,me,the,name,of,that,stupid,man
Cammy: Why do you want to know?
Scammer: i,need,to,search,for,him
Scammer: what,is,wron,with,him?
Cammy: Apart from being a bludger?
Cammy: Two broken wrists?
Scammer: please,am,so,sorry,for,that
Cammy: Sorry about what?
Scammer: sorry,about,what,he,did,to,you
Cammy: He got his just desserts.
Scammer: please,i,will,always,love,you
Cammy: That's EXACTLY what HE said.
Scammer: please,am,not,like,that
Scammer: i,can't,lie,to,you
Scammer: please
Cammy: Oh come on! Anyone can lie.
Scammer: yes,that,is,truth
Scammer: but,you,can,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: Did I tell you about my brother?
Scammer: no
Cammy: He's a soldier too – SpecFor.
Scammer: really
Cammy: Yes, really. So if you're not the real McCoy... start praying!
Scammer: why,are,you,talking,like,that
Cammy: Just covering all the bases.
Cammy: What time is it where you are?
Scammer: 12;14noon
Cammy: 11 hours difference... No point sending it until the afternoon here.
Scammer: what,time,are,you,there,my,love
Cammy: Do the maths!
Scammer: please,my,love,what,time,are,you,going,to,send,it?
Cammy: In the evening.
Scammer: today?
Scammer: hello
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Scammer: ok,my,love,please,just,try,for,test,me,i,will,be,honest,to,you
Cammy: Yeah, whatever. Just remember what I said. I'm going now.
Scammer: where,are,you,going,my,sweet,heart?
Scammer: hello,please,where,are,you,going?
Next day, and things start to go wrong for the Scammer.
Cammy has a different understanding of MTCN – she thinks that it’s the Military Tactical Communications Network.
9 January
Scammer: hello,my,love,how,are,you,doing,today?
Cammy: Well that was quick.
Cammy: How are you?
Scammer: am,fine,my,love
Scammer: where,are,you,now,baby?
Cammy: At home, preparing for Freyja-Day rituals.
Scammer: really
Cammy: Yes, really.
Scammer: please,have,you,send,the,money,my,love?
Cammy: I went to Moneygram...
Scammer: ok
Scammer: can,i,have,the,MTCN,number,now?
Cammy: The what?
Scammer: he,infmation,so,,can,have,the,money
Scammer: the,information
Cammy: What does the MTCN have to do with this?
Scammer: i,mean,so,that,i,can,take,the,money,you,send
Cammy: I can't use the MTCN. I'm a civilian.
Scammer: have,you,sent,the,money?
Scammer: you,said,you,went,to,moneygram,so,did,you,send,the,money?
Cammy: They told me not to.
Scammer: why,my,love
Cammy: Because they say that your actions and profile are those of a scammer.
Scammer: why,did,listen,to,them
Scammer: but,you,know,am,honest,to,you,my,love
Cammy: NO I DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
Scammer: why,will,say,such,word,
Cammy: Because I don't know that you're honest.
Scammer: you,know,i,really,need,your,help,because,am,having,problem,now
Cammy: How do I know that?
Scammer: why,are,you,doing,this,to,me,my,love,
Cammy: I don't even know for sure who you are.
Scammer: i,really,need,you,so,that,i,can,move,out,from,here
Scammer: please,and,i,said,am,going,to,pay,you,the,money,back,as,soon,i,have,my,credit,card,right
Scammer: why,are,so,hard,for,me,to,understand
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank and serial number.
Scammer: how.will.i.lie.for.some,one,i,love,so,much
Cammy: Do you really love me? How do I know that?
Scammer: yes,i,love,you,my,dear
Cammy: If you love me, tell me what I asked for.
Scammer: please,just,ive,me,a,try
Scammer: and,see,what,am,made,of
Scammer: just,test,me,my,love
Scammer: i,so,much,need,you,my,dear
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Scammer: because,since,the,death,of,my,wife,i,have,not,come,close,to,any,woman
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Scammer: because,i,really,need,honest,person,like,you
Scammer: ok
Scammer: my,full,name
Cammy: NOW! You won't need time to think. You have 30 seconds.
Scammer: Mohammed,Wale
Scammer: am,four,star,genaral
Scammer: am,the,one,controling,my,boys,there,in,Syria
Scammer: please,i,have,told,you,not,to,listen,to,them,because,they,are,not,hppy,for,me, and,you
Cammy: Service number! You should be able to rattle it off!
Scammer: please,i,need,to,move,out,of,here,please,my,love
Cammy: They're right. You're a scammer. You can't recall your name, you don't know your service number, and you don't know what the MTCN is.
Scammer: by,february,am,comin,with,you
Scammer: please,what,are,you,talking,about,my,love
Cammy: And a general in any army would have an official credit card for travel.
Scammer: yes,but,how,can,i,do,that,when,my,card,is,bad
Cammy: You made the mistake of thinking I'm a dumb blonde.
Scammer: am,telling,you,the,truth,
Scammer: please,trust,me,am,the,right,man,for,you
Cammy: An official credit card wouldn't 'go bad'.
Scammer: no,you,don't,have,to
Scammer: i,don't,need,to,tell,you,all,about,my,work,
Scammer: t,is,not,allow
Cammy: I've met plenty of soldiers because of my brother. I know how the systems work. And I know that you're full of shit.
Scammer: it,is,not,allow,but,am,doin,it,just,because,,love,you,so,much
Scammer: if,am,tellin,lie,ask,your,brother
Scammer: he,will,tell,you,every,thing,i,hope,you,said,your,brother,is,in,Army,too
Cammy: Freyja will know the truth. She will know that your heart is false.
Scammer: please,i,will,like,to,speak,with,him,too
Cammy: Roscoe is SpecFor.
Cammy: And what would you gain from speaking with him?
Scammer: look,if,i,don't,love,you,i,will,not,weast,my,time,with,you
Cammy: You love my money.
Scammer: please,trust,me,my,time,here,is,up,i,need,to,o,back,to,my,base
Scammer: please,help,me,my,love
Cammy: Base?
Scammer: my,dauhter,she,even,here,with,me
Scammer: yes
Cammy: That's not what you said.
Scammer: i,need,to,o,back,to,my,station
Cammy: You said she was in America.
Scammer: i,measn,my,sn,please
Cammy: If you're really a general, they'd sent a MASC flight for you - easy to get via MTCN, but you didn't do that.
Scammer: hello,my,love,they,really,know,that,am,coming,to,see,my,son
Scammer: so,please,don't,waest,time,so,that,i,will,not,get,into,troble
Scammer: please,my,love
Cammy: Prove yourself.
Scammer: please,what,else,did,you,want,me,to,say
Scammer: i,have,expain,every,thing,to,you
Cammy: Do you know what "prove" means?
Scammer: why,are,taking,their,words,and,you,can,trust,me
Cammy: I don't know any such thing.
Scammer: tell,me,what,kind,of,prove,did,you,need
Cammy: What have you got? ID card? Unit snap? Copy of your MOS?
Scammer: please,am,honest,to,you,i,even my,plans,was,for,us,will make,you,happy
Scammer: what,did,you,need,all,that,for,i,don'thavethem,withme,here
Cammy: No ID? Bullshit.
Scammer: as,soon,i,get,there,i,will,send,every,thing,for,you
Scammer: please trust,me,am,real,to,you
Scammer: this,is,not,my,laptop,that,am,useing,here
Cammy: Are you?
Scammer: so,i,don't have them here please
Scammer: yes,i,will,send,every,thing,to,you,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy: But... that means you need me to send you money.
Scammer: hello,sweet heart,trust,me,i,will,do,all,what,you,ask,from,me
Scammer: yes,my,love,
Scammer: please i,will,pay,you,back,am,not,bad,person,at,all
Cammy: My BBFF is here and he's laughing at you.
Scammer: why?
Scammer: what have imdone?
Scammer: please,tell,me,are,younot,honest,with,me?
Cammy: You're such a cocksucker.
Scammer: why are doing all this to me
Cammy: Are you one of those Ghana gays?
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Scammer: no please
Scammer: why,are,you,asking,me,that i have told you things about my self
Cammy: I read about how Ghana has a big gay subculture even though it's illegal to be gay.
Cammy: They make money for the gay cause by scamming. That's what the MG agent told me.
Scammer: really,there,is,nothing,likethat,here,to,my,seeing
Scammer: please,send,me,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,thatwe,can,talk,on,phone
Cammy: I don't have a mobile, you fuckwit.
Scammer: why?
Scammer: so,you,don't use phone?
Cammy: You really are a fucking turd with the memory of a fucking goldfish.
Scammer: i,don't,still,understandyou
Cammy: If you were an American you'd know what I meant.
Scammer: that,was,the,reason,why,i,ask,for,your,mobile,number
Scammer: so,send,it,lets,talk
Cammy: I
Cammy: DON'Y
Cammy: HAVE
Cammy: A
Cammy: MOBILE
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: PIECE
Cammy: OF
Cammy: SHIT
Cammy: AND
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: KNOW
Cammy: WHY
Cammy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scammer: no
Scammer: did,you,also,have,cam?
Cammy: Nope.
Scammer: \evry,thing,you,said,no,ikreall,like,you,to,see,me,
Scammer: so,thatyou,can,trust,me
Cammy: I sent you my pix.
Cammy: You never sent me yours
Scammer: ok,i,will,do,that,for,you,i,promise,my,love
Cammy: But I bet not until after I send you money!
Scammer: please,goand,send,the,money,all,you,need,from,me,i,will,do,them,so,that,you,cantrust,me
Cammy: Go butt-fuck a goat and then lick out its ass.
Scammer: what,did,you,mean?
Cammy: What do you think (LOL) I mean?
Scammer: i,don't,know
Cammy: SRSLY?
Scammer: so,now,you,playing,with,me
Scammer: making,funn,of,me,too
Cammy: I'm grateful for the guy at MG who put me right.
Cammy: Do you believe in curses and maledictions?
Scammer: so,he,put,you,right,is,that,what,you,mean?
Cammy: Oh Freyja bless me, you're too stupid - you fell out of the dumbass tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Part 2: the Scammer ditches the romance scam and moves to Plan B. He also has his space bar repaired.
x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
? Goodbye. 
