Post by Yastreb on Aug 5, 2020 10:00:52 GMT
This is the second bait in what might be called my Romance/Beggar Trilogy. This also involves a fake soldier.
Things I learned about the US Army
You can be sent on active service to a Third World country even if you’re chronically ill.If your chronic illness becomes a life-threatening sickness while you’re in that Third World country, you are at the mercy of local doctors.
Your unit is expected to chip in for medical expenses (it’s good to be popular and well-liked).
The “medical centre” is often crowded, even if the unit is not in a war zone.
The Scammer
Jordan James, aka Henry Jordan James, aka Alex Benson, who started off as a US Army Colonel but then transformed into something utterly contemptible.
The Baiter
Camille White
I’ve only included the opening emails – and there’s a lot of chat!
Any comments are at the end of each extract in bold; some notable comments are bolded also.
5 December 2015
How are you young lady am jordan james I'd love to chat with you and share some vital information with you...
5 December
How are you young lady am jordan james I'd love to chat with you and share some vital information with you...am on yahoo xxxx_xxxx@yahoo.com, facebook henry jordan james
5 December
How are you young lady am jordan james I'd love to chat with you and share some vital information with you...am on yahoo xxxx_xxxxxx@yahoo.com, facebook henry jordan james, you might wondering how I got your adress, well I got it from your male friend in kenya and I guess you worship frejya the goddess of love try reply to know you more and share a lot with you thanks...
Well that was an eye-opener! I wonder what else he knows?
5 December
O HAI Henry James
Do go on, I'm interested...
Camille White
Okay I was busy before but camille can I have your facebook, watsaap or your yahoo for more conversation?
Hey Henry, I don't use facebook (it's for wankers) - and you've got my yahoo, you're writing to me, dewd, plus I accepted your chat invite, so let's chat if you're game!
Camille
5 December
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: Am here
Scammer: Am jordan james
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: O HAI
Cammy: But hang on, isn't your name Henry?
Scammer: Yes I am henry jordan james
Scammer: Why??
Scammer: its my email adress reflecting
Scammer: On my profile
Cammy: So why is your chat name alex benson?
Scammer: My email address
Scammer: How are you?
Cammy: Confused. What should I call you?
Scammer: Jordan james
Cammy: So I should call you Jordan?
Scammer: I have change it as you can see
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: What about you??
Cammy: You can call me Cammy.
Scammer: I got your email from your male friend
Scammer: I'd love to know about you
Cammy: What do you know already?
Scammer: I had you are cool lady that cares about heart and you always make life worth living
Scammer: That mean you are lovely
Scammer: And also you are a model
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Sounds kewl.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Well....
Cammy: Go on...
Scammer: What are you doing now
Cammy: Chatting to you.
Scammer: I need you
Cammy: O RLY?
Scammer: Yes seriously
Cammy: I get that a lot.
Scammer: It took days to get your contact
Scammer: I'd love to have you as my queen
Scammer: Hope am not rudy
Cammy: Yeah, I get that a lot too.
Scammer: Can you tell me more about you
Cammy: I think you need to open up a little too.
Scammer: I need your love
Cammy: That's not what I meant.
Scammer: Am serious
Scammer: What do you mean
Cammy: I don't know anything about you except your name.
Scammer: Yes I know sorry
Cammy: Oblige me.
Scammer: Am jordan a colonel in US army am seperated long ago and I need love in my life
Scammer: I have been to many country of the world
Scammer: That's brief about me
Cammy: Oh well, that's something.
Cammy: My brother is a captain in the Australian Army.
Scammer: Wow that's cool
Scammer: Am on deployement
Scammer: Now
Scammer: Am in africe
Cammy: What's the US Army doing there?
Cammy: Actually I shouldn't ask, sorry.
Scammer: No you are free
Cammy: I don't ask Roscoe about his postings. It's become a habit.
Scammer: We talk later I have to resume duty now
Cammy: Oh, OK.
Cammy: Take care now.
Scammer: Peace keeping
Cammy: Kewl.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Roscoe's done that too. You're in good company there.
Dunno what he means by the “male friend” who told him about Cammy!
A bit later, the chat resumes…
Scammer: Hello baby
Scammer: How are you?
Scammer: Am here
Cammy: I saw that.
Scammer: Am just through with the meeting
Cammy: OK
Cammy: So, where were we?
Scammer: I'd love to spend the rest of my life with you baby
Cammy: Umm,,, right... I need to ask something.
Cammy: How long would the rest of your life be?
Cammy: (Assuming you're not KWOAS somewhere)
Scammer: My life is in your hand baby
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Yeah I mean it
Scammer: I wanna spend my life with you
Cammy: I don't know what you mean by that.
Scammer: In your hand
Cammy: You speak in riddles.
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: Wait...am coming
Scammer: Well
Cammy: Um, go on.
Cammy: Go on, please
Cammy: Did I say something wrong?
Scammer: No baby kinda busy
Cammy: OK
Scammer: Will you be my love??
Scammer: Let me have your pix
Scammer: Please
Cammy: I'd like to see yours first. By Freyja's law, I can't deal with anyone ugly or deformed.
Scammer: Can you see that??
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: I upload my pix now
Cammy: Where?
Scammer: My profile
Cammy: Where?
Scammer: Before I can say anything
Cammy: Where's your profile?
Scammer: Maybe I should forward it to your mail
Cammy: Better idea.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Am trying but the network is bad
Cammy: Bugger.
Cammy: Got something.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: I have send some
Cammy: Which one is you?
Scammer: First by left
Cammy: I can't see your face.
Cammy: Nice smile, though.
Scammer: I have send another one
Scammer: Only me
Cammy: It's too small!
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Can I have one of you??
Cammy: I'll have to find one from my portfolio.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Later, though - it's after 2330 and I'm off to bed.
KWOAS – Killed While On Active Service; it’s not a real acronym.
Next day…
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Why do you do that <ding>?
Scammer: Because I need you baby
Cammy: Huh?
Cammy: Americans are different!
Scammer: Yes baby
Scammer: Don't you like that??
Cammy: Let's not be too hasty.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: You said you would send your pix to me baby
Scammer: Can I have one?
Scammer: I want to ask what do you do
Cammy: Hang on just a minute, I only got out of bed half an hour ago.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: What do you wanna do now??
Cammy: Sorry, what?
Scammer: What do you do for leaving
Cammy: I'm a photomodel.
Scammer: Oh that's cool I lovethat
Cammy: No surprise there.
Scammer: Baby will you be honest to me?? As I am
Cammy: I don't know how to take that.
Scammer: Why??
Cammy: Sounds like you think that I'm normally dishonest.
Scammer: No baby
Scammer: I don't know anything about you
Scammer: But I'd love to know much about you
Cammy: That's the way things are. When you first meet someone, that person is a stranger.
Cammy: I chose two pix to send you, but I'm having second thoughts now.
Scammer: Okay baby I can't wait
Cammy: Not so fast there sport - are you going to be nice?
Scammer: Yes baby
Scammer: I choose because I need you
Cammy: Good, just as long as you stay that way.
Cammy: Sent
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: You're with the infantry, right?
Scammer: Yes baby
Scammer: You so cute
Cammy: I know <g>
Scammer: What are you gotta do today
Cammy: Not a lot planned... swimming, aerobics, gym work, some sex in between times, just another day you know?
Scammer: Do you love sex
Scammer: Baby I wanna know
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: Calm down!
Cammy: New rule - you do that <ding> again, I don't reply for ten minutes.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Sorry
Cammy: And yes, I love sex. I give worship to Freyja via sex.
Scammer: Wow
Scammer: I love sex tho
Scammer: What will you do if there's no sex?
Cammy: That can't happen. Not for me, anyway.
Scammer: And what can you do to have sex
Cammy: For you, sadly, that's always an issue.
Cammy: Huh? LOL!!!!!!!!!
Scammer: Can you give give everything for love?
Scammer: I mean sex
Scammer: I love to have sex everytime
Cammy: Well, yeah, you're a guy, so of course you'd be happy to fuck your life away. I thought you'd have discipline and self-control.
Scammer: Yeah baby
Scammer: Not to sex
Cammy: No discipline and self-control? That's bad every which way.
Scammer: To just only one lady
Scammer: That's you
Scammer: I'd love to fuck you hard
Scammer: Anytime you are ready
Cammy: You have forgotten something.
Scammer: What?
Scammer: Not at all
Cammy: We're on different continents. That's a biggie.
Scammer: Can't you come to me??
Scammer: Mind you am on deployment now
Scammer: I travel everywhere
Cammy: You're on active service, which might be a little problem/
Cammy: And you go where Uncle Stan tells you.
Scammer: I am in africa now baby
Scammer: For peace keeping
Cammy: I can read!!!!!!!!!!!1!1
Scammer: Am very close to you
Cammy: No you're not close to me.
Scammer: Am in Nigeria baby
Cammy: So?
Scammer: I will surely come to you if you want
Cammy: But you can't just walk away from your duty! And you're NOT close to me!
Scammer: I will get leave baby
Scammer: Soon
Cammy: Why did you say that you're close to me?
Scammer: Because I can come anytime
Cammy: So... you think that I'm near to you because you can come anytime?
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: ** blink blink **
Cammy: WTF???
Scammer: Distance is nothing
Scammer: What???
Cammy: What distance are you thinking of?
Scammer: Btw you and i
Scammer: Is nothing
Cammy: OK, time to cut to the chase... where do you think I am?
Scammer: Kenya ofcourse
Cammy: Why 'of course'?
Scammer: Your friend told me
Cammy: Which friend?
Scammer: That's how I know freyja
Scammer: A male friend
Scammer: He was once deployed to kenya
Cammy: So? I don't live there.
Scammer: Where do you live baby
Cammy: Australia.
Scammer: Oh that's cool
Cammy: I've been to Kenya for a photoshoot-holiday.
Scammer: Sound good
Scammer: I love that
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Upload your picture on your profile
Cammy: Why? I like things just as they are.
Scammer: I want that
Scammer: Can you do it for me?
Cammy: I could, but I don't see why.
Scammer: Baby I need it
Scammer: I wanna see you here
Cammy: Don't be That Guy, okay?
Scammer: Which guy?
Cammy: The kind of Control Freak Guy that I really, really can't stand.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Am sorry
Scammer: That's cool
Scammer: If you insist
Cammy: I certainly do!
Scammer: What can you say about me since we met
Scammer: Do like my company??
Cammy: I haven't met them yet,
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Thanks
Scammer: [emoticon for love]
Scammer: [emoticon for angel]
Cammy: FFS, emoticons... I hate them!
Scammer: Why??
Cammy: Do I need a reason?!?!?
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: Its a normal thing
Cammy: If you don't know what to say, using a stupid little animated picture is so fucking lazy.
Scammer: Thanks
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Just so you know.
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: I have things I should be doing.
Cammy: Ciao!
What gave him the idea that Cammy’s in Kenya?
Next morning….
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: Have I offend you??
Scammer: Am sorry
Scammer: I have missed you
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: How are you??
Cammy: Wondering what that bit was about offending me.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: When you just log out with anger
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: Well how are you today??
Cammy: Pretty good.
Scammer: I have missed your chat
Scammer: What are you doing now??
Cammy: Chatting to you.
Scammer: Good can still be my lady??
Cammy: Also, getting dressed and primping a bit.
Scammer: I need a beautiful girl like you
Scammer: How I wish am there to stripe you off
Scammer: On bed
Scammer: Kiss you
Scammer: Suck your hot pussy
Scammer: And.....
Cammy: Stop that.
Cammy: Now!
Scammer: Now yes
Scammer: You so sweet
Cammy: I mean it!
Scammer: I need my body on your body
Cammy: I don't want that cybersex shit! Do you understand me?
Scammer: No baby
Scammer: Good to hear
Scammer: Tell me
Cammy: When I tell to stop that cybersex shit, you don't understand? How can you not understand?
Scammer: Okay I have heard you
Scammer: Why??
Cammy: Better!
Scammer: Do you hate that??
Scammer: Am lonely here
Cammy: You must be kept busy.
Scammer: Yes but no one to touch my body here
Cammy: You should be used to that by now.
Scammer: Can I ask you something??
Scammer: Yes I do
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: Seems you are busy
Cammy: I'm waiting for you to ask your question.
Scammer: I said do you have any love now?
Cammy: You didn't ask that before.
Scammer: Am just asking
Cammy: I noticed.
Cammy: I have fuck-buddies, of course, and I'm steady with my photographer – her name is Sophie.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Wow
Cammy: Well, you asked...
Cammy: But as for being in love, not presently.
Scammer: Do you have anyone with you over there?
Cammy: Sophie, but she's still asleep.
Scammer: Oh lesbian? Am sorry
Cammy: No, bisexual.
Scammer: But can we still be together?
Cammy: Maybe. Anyway, time for breakfast. CYA!
I took a chance with Cammy’s bisexuality, but as you’ll see, it didn’t cause any problems.
Later that day…
Scammer: Hiya
Cammy: G'day.
Scammer: How ya day
Cammy: It was good.
Scammer: Its morning good morning
Cammy: It's 1918 here, and still broad daylight.
Scammer: I forgot to ask you something yesterday
Cammy: O RLY? Do tell.
Scammer: Can you still engage in straigth affair
Cammy: I told you I'm bisexual.
Scammer: Well
Scammer: I mean can you still date male
Scammer: also will love to worship freyja with you
Cammy: I thought you had to be a born-again Christian to be an officer in the American Army.
Scammer: <ding>
Scammer: I'd love to meet you
Cammy: Ten minutes, starting now.
Scammer: To worship freyja??
Cammy: OK, ten minutes is up.
Cammy: Now, I told you that if you did that stupid <ding> that I'd stop chatting for ten minutes.
Scammer: What's the hell is this
Scammer: Why will you be treating me
Scammer: If you stop chatting what would that be??
Scammer: Am just try to be good to you
Cammy: That <ding> looks stupid. It doesn't even do anything.
Scammer: Hello
Cammy: Yes?
Scammer: Go ahead
Cammy: With what?
Scammer: What will you offer me
Cammy: What the fuck are you on about? Why would I offer you anything?
Scammer: Then why are you shouting
Scammer: Harrasing
Cammy: Shouting? Harrassing? OMFG what?!?!?
Scammer: You are talking to me anyhow
Scammer: No manner
Scammer: Nothing
Cammy: You ask me silly questions and I just didn't get you at all.
Scammer: So you have to abuse me on that?
Scammer: That's bad
Scammer: I like you that's I message you
Cammy: I don't hold back. You wrote "What will you offer me" and I had no idea why you said that
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: I don't think you believe in love
Cammy: And what makes you an expert in matters of the heart?
Scammer: What are you taking for?
Scammer: And think I will find some like me
Scammer: To love and care about
Cammy: By Freyja's tears, you are so fickle!
Scammer: I don't know
Scammer: I believe in bible
Scammer: The only jesus that died for my sin
Scammer: Because I feel like human
Scammer: That why I love all neighbour as myself
Cammy: In that case, you won't be worshipping Freyja with me.
Scammer: Have you heard he died for your sin and resurated in three days
Cammy: Don't try to convert me.
Scammer: I am not
Scammer: But the truth Is bitter
Scammer: You the truth and the truth will set you free
Cammy: I don't need to be set free.
Scammer: Well jesus love you
Scammer: He only want you
Scammer: But if you insist then there is hell and hell
Cammy: No, I'll be in Sessrumnir with Freyja.
Scammer: That's cool
Cammy: Yahweh has no power over me.
Scammer: Heaven is for christ
Scammer: Then you enjoy freedom
Cammy: Don't waste your time. Yahweh and Yeshua are not for me.
Scammer: Why?
Scammer: In christ
Cammy: I made my choice and I do not follow the Hebrew God.
Scammer: And he said you repent and stop committing sin old things are pass away and you become new
Scammer: Well its not hebrew God it the maker of heaven and earth
Scammer: And if you don't follow him you are walking towards destruction
Cammy: Oh, please. The Maker of all things is not a god, The Maker is above all the gods. The gods are what we made, including your Yahweh.
Scammer: Oh God is the father, jesus is the son, holy spirit is the power they are three in one
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: His name yahweh
Scammer: You even know the truth
Cammy: So I know the name Yahweh – big deal.
Scammer: But God gave you the beauty
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: I also know about Zoroaster, Ahura, Al'lah, Shiva, Kali, Isis, Osiris, Skadhi, and Hela.
Scammer: When you have these three you are safe
Cammy: My looks came from my mother's side.
Scammer: Hmmmm
Scammer: Who is the maker of your mother
Cammy: Through Freyja, I became even more beautiful.
Scammer: Ignorance
Cammy: You know nothing, Jordan James.
Scammer: Well I know christ he's enough for me
Scammer: What's the difference between magic and miracle
Cammy: Miracles happen. Magic is a myth.
Scammer: Who own miracle
Cammy: Miracles happen. No-one has sole authority over them.
Scammer: Its from king of king the lord of lord
Cammy: Yahweh did nothing for me.
Cammy: Ever.
Scammer: Magic is from small God
Scammer: Oh just try him
Cammy: Magic doesn't exist.
Scammer: You don't know him that's why
Scammer: Magic happen go to indian
Cammy: That's not magic, that's trickery.
Scammer: That's magic my lady
Scammer: Real one
Scammer: I have witness it
Cammy: No such thing.
Cammy: And if you believe in magic... LOL
Scammer: I believe in miracle
Scammer: Jesus is enough for me
Scammer: Just shout jesus you see new thing in your life
Cammy: So do you believe in magic or not?
Scammer: No
Cammy: I don't want new things in my life.
Scammer: I don't
Cammy: Scammer: Magic happen go to indian Cammy: That's not magic, that's trickery. Scammer: That's magic my lady Scammer: Real one Scammer: I have witness it
Cammy: Remember that?
Scammer: Why
Cammy: You said that you believed in magic - next minute you don't.
Scammer: I travelled down to indian and isaw that
Cammy: You saw stage magic!
Scammer: Don't misunderstant me
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: I can never believe in that
Cammy: Prestidigitation... legerdemain... not real magical powers. Fakery, like Uri Geller.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: But jesus loves you
Cammy: Doesn't mean I owe anything back.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Do you have any kid?
Cammy: No.
Cammy: One day...
Scammer: I never said I believe magic
Scammer: That's good
Scammer: How old are you?
Cammy: whatever.
Cammy: 26.
Scammer: That's why you fucking all
Cammy: Because I'm 26?
Scammer: You are reported that you love snatching husband
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: You lost me there.
Scammer: Serious
Scammer: I was told
Cammy: O RLY?
Scammer: To be careful
Scammer: Some are planning to hurt you
Cammy: Let them try.
Scammer: That's why I mail you
Cammy: Why so long?
Scammer: Just telling you
Scammer: But you so nice
Scammer: I have a big problem now
Scammer: I need serious help
Cammy: I'm so nice???
Scammer: Yeah
Cammy: I don't know what to say.
Scammer: Will you help me?
Scammer: That's information I wanna tell you
Scammer: I can't access my bank here
Scammer: So I need some money
Scammer: I will pay you back
Scammer: Can you??
Scammer: Am just putting you to test
Scammer: I need your help
Cammy: Why would you need money?
Scammer: I can't access my bank and my drug and fruit are finished
Cammy: Your what?
Scammer: My bank account
Scammer: Am not in the state now
Scammer: On deployment
Cammy: I meant your "drug and fruit".
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: Am an usher patient
Scammer: I must eat fruit always
Cammy: Please, no slang!
Scammer: According to my doctor
Scammer: What??
Scammer: Can't you believe me??
Cammy: I'm confused by your slang.
Cammy: I don't know what an usher patient is.
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: I have lung problem
Cammy: Oh no... smoking, right?
Scammer: Stomach pains
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: And alcohol
Cammy: So who's treating you?
Scammer: I have a private doctor here
Cammy: So you're a heavy smoker and an alcoholic.
Scammer: The company pay part of my bill
Cammy: Why go to a private doctor? Doesn't the Army have much better care than some third-world pill-roller?
Scammer: I need my life
Cammy: Huh?
Scammer: <ding>
Cammy: I told you not to do that!!!!!!!!!
Scammer: Okay sorry
Scammer: So you hate that?
Cammy: The Army owes you duty of care.
Scammer: Its long ago
Scammer: I know but if you can help me try
Cammy: Long ago? I thought you were on deployment!
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: Can you understand me I mean it started before I was deployed
Cammy: So?
Cammy: The American Army must be very different to the Australian!
Cammy: Why didn't you get medevaced?
Scammer: I was not concious of it then
Scammer: Atleast you worship the godess of love
Scammer: And I can't access by bank that's why
Cammy: But you are now!
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: Worshipping Freyja doesn't make me able to make sense out of something I don't really understand.
Scammer: Why?
Cammy: If I knew why, I'd know why!
Cammy: What did your superiors say when you went sick?
Scammer: He said I should contact the army health centre
Scammer: But its congested
Scammer: I don't gamble with my life
Cammy: Seeing a third world doctor is gambling with your life!
Scammer: Its killing me now
Cammy: But if I send money, who will be treating you?
Scammer: Him
Cammy: The third world doctor?
Scammer: Or I go to the state hospital
Scammer: But that will cost me money
Scammer: He's professional
Cammy: Anything like that will cost money. And if he's no professional, then I may as well be sending flowers!
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: I have to get private doctor
Scammer: Thanks
Cammy: I thought he was a private doctor.
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: Don't confuse me!
Scammer: More money
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: How will you send the money?
Cammy: Hold on there sport!
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: You never said how much.
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: So...
Scammer: Have any amount
Scammer: Continious
Scammer: How much can you afford?
Scammer: But here they work with government then own a clinic
Cammy: I can afford a fuckload, but you have to tell me.
Cammy: I don't second guess, ever.
Scammer: I spend 300$ every months here
Scammer: How
Cammy: How long have you been there?
Scammer: Third month
Scammer: Any amount you can afford its doesn't
Scammer: Now
Cammy: I could afford thousands - tens of thousands! But I don't second guess!
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: You've been there three months. How much do you owe?
Scammer: 600$ now
Scammer: Just wanna pay for new one
Cammy: Right! So that "any amount you can afford" was drivel!
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Then 2000$ is okay
Scammer: Can you help with 2000$?
Cammy: That's enough for six months.
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: Its okay
Cammy: From what you've told me, you have lung cancer and stomach cancer, and that is not okay.
Scammer: Its okay
Scammer: We are just meeting
Cammy: So you don't want my help after all?
Scammer: And if I need more I will you know
Scammer: I still
Cammy: FINE!
Scammer: But do this first
Cammy: Don't confuse me!
Scammer: I will apreciate it
Cammy: My confusion? Weird.
Scammer: Oh sorry
Scammer: When would that be?
Scammer: When will you send it?
Cammy: Um, well, there is the matter of HOW, dude...
Scammer: I think western union
Cammy: Isn't that unsafe?
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: Of bank transfer
Cammy: I thought you said you couldn't get to your bank!!!!!!
Scammer: But I would prefer western union since I can't access my bank
Cammy: How would you make it to a Western Union? And you'd be an easy mark for muggers.
Scammer: Its easy
Scammer: Just send it to the adress I will send to you
Scammer: Do I send the adress now
Cammy: Well, it's 2148, so nothing to be done now.
Scammer: When will you?
Scammer: Or I should then when you send it you message me
Cammy: You may be sick but you don't have the right to be pushy!
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: What are you gonna do now
Cammy: For you, nothing, since I can't at the moment.
Scammer: I mean maybe I should send the address then later you send it
Cammy: Just give me that address before you forget.
Scammer: Okay thanks
Scammer: I wanna get it
Scammer: Now wait
Cammy: What happened to "please"?
Scammer: I have been able to get the address
Scammer: This the address
Scammer: Anthony williams james, address no 14 alagbaka akure ondo state Nigeria
Scammer: Can you see that?
Scammer: Thanks
Cammy: I may take my time.
Scammer: How
Cammy: I don't like being patronised.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: I will be expecting it
Cammy: Entitlement much?
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: How?
Scammer: Hello talk to me
Cammy: "I will be expecting it"
Cammy: Which brings me to another topic...
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Let me spell this out. You tell me that you're on deployment on Nigeria for peace keeping and you send me pictures that show you in uniform and full health.
Scammer: Which topic is that?
Cammy: This topic, numb-nuts!
Cammy: You try to talk dirty to me. But all of a sudden you tell me that you're being treated for lung and stomach cancer and that you're a chain smoking alcoholic.
Scammer: Am confused
Cammy: How?
Scammer: That was when I was strong
Cammy: I'm only reporting what you told me.
Cammy: You misled me.
Scammer: Now I am sick now
Scammer: Reporting?
Cammy: You've been sick for three months.
Scammer: But I can still Work with it
Cammy: You emailed me four days ago.
Cammy: Not three months.
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: That was my old picture
Scammer: Trust me
Scammer: I didn't sent my three day pictures to you
Cammy: You've been dishonest.
Scammer: Am sick actually
Scammer: How
Cammy: Concealing the facts from me.
Scammer: Am sorry
Cammy: O RLY?
Scammer: You so nice
Scammer: I think
Scammer: Never meant to be dishonest
Cammy: Oh, dishonesty by accident!
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: If you really wanna help me try
Scammer: I will appreciate it
Cammy: Tell me the full story.
Scammer: It started in Nigeria
Scammer: I am deployed to Nigeria last three month
Scammer: Before the deployment my sickness was not too serious
Scammer: When I got to Nigeria my body system change maybe because of the weather
Scammer: Then I discover I have stomach pain
Scammer: Then I move to see the company doctor he told me it is usher
Scammer: Then turn to cancer
Cammy: What's usher?
Scammer: I have no choice than to protect my life
Scammer: I started spending money on my health
Cammy: So why didn't the company do anything for you?
Scammer: That's 200
Cammy: 200 what?
Scammer: Later they can't afford my bill with my payment
Scammer: So they stoped
Scammer: That's why I got private doctor
Cammy: I had no idea that the American Army was short of money.
Scammer: 200$
Cammy: Your point being?
Scammer: I have a lot in my bank but I don't have access to that
Scammer: Here
Scammer: Yes I have money
Scammer: In my bank account
Scammer: I can't get through my bank manager here
Cammy: That’s not what I meant.
Cammy: You're telling me that the Army ran out of money.
Scammer: No
Scammer: No access to my money
Cammy: "Later they can't afford my bill with my payment" That's what you told me!
Scammer: Just stop all this question my lady
Cammy: And no-one in your company was willing to help you?
Scammer: They paid part of my first bill
Cammy: That was it?
Scammer: No. One
Scammer: They have tried
Cammy: Tried what?
Scammer: Helping me
Cammy: You weren't a good officer. The company must hate you. And if the Army cuts you loose...
Scammer: They have tried to their peak
Cammy: Oh come on!
Scammer: My fruit and other
Cammy: They barely lifted a finger!
Cammy: Fruit? FFS!
Scammer: Yes
Cammy: You call that help? I call it rubbing salt in the wound.
Cammy: Well, I should be going. You all take care now.
Well, a lot happened there! The Christian outrage wasn’t unexpected, but the bit about magic in India came out of nowhere.
The depiction of the US Army’s medical practices actually made me laugh out loud.
Next morning…
Scammer: Hello
Scammer: How are you??
Scammer: I have missed your chat
Scammer: How is your work today
Same day, evening
Scammer: Hello are you there?
Cammy: Yes, I am
Scammer: How are you?
Cammy: I'm fine
Scammer: That's good to hear
Scammer: I have missed your chat
Scammer: How is your work going?
Cammy: Well, you weren't on line.
Cammy: You call it work - some folk wouldn't call it that.
Scammer: Yes I was a lil busy
Scammer: Oh
Scammer: Its work
Cammy: A lot of my "work" is staying in good shape.
Scammer: What are going to do today
Scammer: Hello did you got the address I sent to you?
Cammy: More of the same - swimming and aerobics and hanging out with my gal pals.
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: You bet your ass it's okay!
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: Okay!
Scammer: Thanks for your concern baby
Scammer: You are so nice
Scammer: I have not seen a creature like you
Scammer: Shows you are caring
Cammy: A "creature"
Cammy: A creature is an animal!
Scammer: That's military slang baby
Scammer: All civilian are good
Cammy: Roscoe wouldn't agree with you.
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Well.....
Scammer: Baby do you realy wanna help me??
Cammy: I've heard stories about civilians he's had to deal with - everything from sleazebags to criminal psychopaths. But back to you, then...
Scammer: Okay
Scammer: Or....
Cammy: Hang on! I've got something to say! If what you're saying is true, the American Army is being run by complete idiots and fuckwits. I know that isn't true. So where does that leave you?
Scammer: That means you can't believe me
Cammy: Exactly.
Scammer: Because you wanna help??
Scammer: No
Scammer: No don't worry okay!
Cammy: Tell me the truth please.
Scammer: I think I will be okay when I have access to my bank
Cammy: I would help you, but only if you're honest with me.
Scammer: All I told you is the truth
Scammer: I can't lie by telling you I have cancer
Scammer: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Scammer: So if you wanna help do it
Cammy: The American Army doesn't send dangerously sick men on deployment, or dump its men into the "care" of third world "doctors". They look after their own.
Scammer: Can't you understand me??
Cammy: Yes, I understand you. That's the sad part.
Scammer: I told you it wasn't serious when I left home
Scammer: What else do you want me to say
Scammer: Or do you wanna know more than my service?
Cammy: If you got sick on deployment, they'd send you home. Simples!
Scammer: I am not injured at work
Cammy: So the fuck what? They've still got duty of care.
Scammer: I have only internal problem
Scammer: And its doesn't disturb me always
Cammy: You have two separate cancers!
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: By Skadhi's bow, that isn't just some "internal problem!"
Scammer: Am only treating it from getting worse
Scammer: You don't understand at all
Cammy: If you can't do your duty, they'd send you home.
Scammer: Its usher but it will lead to cancer
Cammy: You're not with American Army.
Scammer: If care is not taken
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: You're one of those contractors like Blackwater. A mercenary. That would make sense.
Scammer: That's your assumption
Scammer: Am an american army member
Cammy: You're in an American Army that doesn't make sense.
Scammer: You might not believe me
Cammy: I don't.
Scammer: That doesn't make me to deny my profession
Scammer: I love america
Scammer: I love my work
Scammer: So if you can't help lemme know
Cammy: Roscoe cross-trained with the American Army. He told me that their medical services are second to none. If you need my help as you say you do, then you aren't with the American Army.
Scammer: This is not american okay
Scammer: This is africa
Scammer: I am on deployment
Scammer: So
Scammer: That's the thing are here
Scammer: Way
Scammer: So why all these?
Cammy: It doesn't matter a flying fuck where you are! Don't take me for a fool!
Scammer: No
Scammer: Okay
Cammy: "This is africa"! So the fuck what?
Scammer: I have heard you
Cammy: Then don't fuck with me!
Scammer: They lack facilities
Cammy: So the fuck what? Do you think that being blonde means that I'm stupid?
Scammer: Hey do you wanna help or you stop all these
Scammer: Just be careful
Cammy: Grow a brain!
Scammer: Why all these
Scammer: But you are messing me up
Scammer: You so kind I guess
Scammer: Hello
Cammy: I'm not messing you up.
By “usher” the scammer probably meant ulcer.
A couple of hours later…
Cammy: I logged off because it was late and you'd left me wondering what was real.
Next up; the scammer comes clean - sorta...
x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)