Post by Yastreb on Sept 25, 2020 4:40:07 GMT
It started off quite mundanely, with an sad Orphan email, but transformed into an exchange of insults and then to some unexpected and shameless boasting.
The scammer is in italics from here on; my comments are in red; enlarged fonts are in the original
Some passages near the end are in bold; you’ll see why.
9 June 2020
The only place i could run to for refuge was the house of my late father barrister and when i got there i met his wife and daughter crying and his body lying there lifeless, which his wife told me that the rebels came and shot him and before he gave up the ghost he told her to find and give every legal documents of his client to them or their relative and luckily i arrived there on the right time and that is how she handed over my father business documents to me which after i went through i saw that as the only son of my father, he has put me as the next of Kin as his only saw and his "WILL" contains some other vital information that warrant me to seek for help abroad in line with his will that stated that in case of eventuality, the security company that he keeps his gold and cash in which is in security box should only accept the help from a foreigner in case his son is not up to 21 years old if he is dead and 25% of worth be given to him/her for the help render to claim it from the security company and help me invest the money in a lucrative business abroad until i turn 21 years to handle things myself.
I am pleading for help so my inheritance can be taken out from the security company, so my traveling documents can be processed to leave the shore of Africa for a better life because my condition is very bad as good food is not provided and sometimes we starve for a day without food due to the convid-19.
Please help me.
Yours sincerely,
Standard answer is sent.
Attn: Emma Akpe
Who gave you my address?
Malcolm Reynolds
Sir nobody gave you address to me
I am only searching for help from the internet, that is why I address it to who have the good heart to help me sir.
I was in the mood to send down a curve ball (or bowl a googly, depending on which sport you favour) so I responded with a reference to a modality I developed a few years ago after a scammer pretending to be the secretary to the Ghanaian Finance Minister tried to get money to have Captain Mal removed from a blacklist. Said blacklisting was because he'd been accused of trying to illegally adopt African orphans so as to steal their funds, and this charge had been made before the Parliament of Ghana! Heavy stuff! Since then I've adapted that modality to my own specifications. Now read on.
Go tell Ofori-Attah from me that I'm not taking the bait, and never will, because I'm not a pedophile and never will be, and I don't steal refugees' funds, and never will.
10 June
Sir, who is Ofori-Attah ?
I am asking you for help and you talking about stealing my fund?
What is going on?
You are a stooge tasked with destroying my reputation. I know the Finance Minister had an obsession with doing that, and I know he'll go to any length to paint me as someone who sodomizes African boys and steals their funds. Ofori-Atta is a fucking liar, and you can tell him that from me. I don't sodomize African boys and I don't steal from refugees. You're taking part in smearing an innocent man, and I'm asking you to stay out of it.
I don't even understand what you are talking about, if you say you will not help me, it is better than showing wickedness to me.
You're the one showing wickedness by continuing to take part in this stupid and vicious charade against an innocent man.
Can you tell this to your 14 years old son if you have any kid at all?
This is like something out of To Catch A Predator, except that I'm the target. It's bizarre. Time and again Ofori-Atta tries to tempt me with another faggot silky-boy whose family is all tragically dead but who has a fortune in cashy money and needs me to take him and invest his money and all the rest of that shitfuckery, just so he can pin that lie on me, but it will never work, ever.
Maybe it is an issue of drugs sir, i am sorry, i wish you a speedy recovery in the rehabilitation center.
“Boateng” is from another current bait.
Ha! You gave yourself away there, you fucking maggot! Thought you'd be all clever and sly, but you couldn't resist a taunt at my medications? That's why you fail, Boateng, you cocksucker!
Did you escape from the rehabilitation center because of the injection they are about to give you to calm your madness ?
You don't care that you fucked up? Or are you suffering from some weird form of MPD, so you forgot how you tried to rope me into some other scheme? I pity you.
Please go back to the centre, so you can be taken care of before it go beyond return and total madness
Stay out of drugs
Take my advice and quite working for Ofori-Attah. It's driving you crazy.
11 June
So he didn’t know Ofori-Attah, but now he heaps praise on the Finance Minister!
What he have achieved, you can never in your entirely life go close to 1% of it, both internationally and locally, go and read about his profile on google but you, even a local blog in your country can not even carry your issue, so i advice you to go back to the rehabilitation center and get yourself treated properly from cocaine
Holy shit on a shingle, that was some major ass-kissing.
Drug is bad, stay off it.
You speak from experience, then. Is that how Ofori-Attah keeps you in line? It would explain your ass-kissing!
Continue with your drug addict if that is what you want to end your life with
Continue with your ass-kissing until you wake up and smell what you're shovelling.
12 June
The only thing you known in your entire life is ass, fuck, spoilt child like you
#Stopdrugs
#SayNoToDrugs
#Stoplying
#SayNoToLying
I am stopped lying and repented but at least you still stop doing drugs please
I've only got your word for that, and it ain't good enough.
I want to get your word to change from drugs too at least let's start from there
I still need the Valdoxan to cope with PTSD, and I'm not giving that up because some obsessive wanker's lackey tells me to.
I am talking about your cocaine
I only take Valdoxan, Bubba-Louie. Cocaine is your obsession.
Lies
Lying is also your obsession. Better give it up, Bubba-Louie.
13 June
After you have stopped using drugs
No, I am not giving up the Valdoxan because some bullshitting twat is obsessing about the drugs I’m not using.
Do you even have work you do ?
Or you are just a scammer like me?
I didn’t say that you’re a scammer, but you just confessed, and I accept your confession. Not sure which is worse, scammer or lying lackey, but that’s not really important to know.
Shut up your mouth and come on camera let me show you good things that your money was used for, you are there talking trash, that is why you are pained because of your lost for, it is your greediness of wanting to become a million overnight.
Economy have been open and stop talking trash, everyone is back to work.
You’re full of shit, Bubba-Louie, and trying to project your greed onto me. And I don’t give a flying fuck for what’s going on in Ghana, cos it ain’t here. Don’t try to be smart. It only makes you look even more stupid.
The only thing you know in your life is “shit” in the united states the economy is open and in Australia same thing, you are there busy taking drugs that will finally end your life, drug addict, don’t stop the cocaine , continue okay
Don’t be so fucking stupid, once again. Restrictions are still in place in Australia, and over much of the US. And I don’t take cocaine. That’s your obsession, Bubba-Louie.
Shut your cocaine mouth up, there is no restriction of any kind, it is only the precautionary measure in place by wearing a face mask, sanitizer and washing of hands etc
I told you to stop taking this cocaine, you refuse to listen, now see the effect to the extent that you don’t even know what is going on in the world and even in the country you claim you are from and the one you claim you are living in, stop drugs
You know nothing. You’re worth nothing. You are nothing.
That makes you angry, so you hate me for being more than you, and so you pretend that you’re better than me.
You couldn’t be better than me, Bubba-Louie, because you’re stupid, ignorant, and a coward.
Come on camera let me show you the life that you are dreaming of, that is what I am living right now, I know what is going on in the world even more than what you know in the country you claim you come from and the one you claim you are living in right now, Just yesterday Trump said he have no intention of shutting down the economy again for even a few second, in Australia people have gone back to work, you are there busy taking your cocaine, claiming that economy is shut down
Stay out of drugs, it is killing you slowly
You are fucking dreaming, Bubba-Louie, Envy your squalid life? You are fucking dreaming.
Oh yeah... “the country you claim you come from and the one you claim you are living in right now” – so where do you imagine I am, Bubba-Louie?
15 June
Come on camera
Cocaine drug will never allow you know what is going on in the world
16 June
You're speaking from experience again, I guess. Ranting against the very "sin" you've committed.
18 June
Why are you afraid of the camera?
Why do you want to see my face?
I want to show what i have achieved with the money i have got from this game
I want to tell you that i am fucking rich and love my Africa so much that my brain can fetch me money from oversea without traveling there, since our leaders continue to be foolish and losing our natural resources to the western world for peanut, we will take our money back with any means available to we the youth.
So you admit to being a scammer and claim to be rich.
I don't claim to be rich, i want to show you my worth, i believe in evidence
Then you should ask America, China and Europe this same question for exploiting Africa for more than 100years now, so what is your take on that?
1. It was first oppression after they claim that is over now
2. They are using our bad leaders to milk the continent from her natural resources
what do you have to say about this?
"i am fucking rich" and "I don't claim to be rich" - that is contradiction, and contradictions don't exist. Check your premises, you'll find that one of them is wrong.
"I don't claim to be rich, i want to show you my worth, i believe in evidence"
TRY AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL
SOMEBODY CAN CLAIM TO BE WHAT THEY ARE NOT BUT WHEN THE PERSON SAYS, COME ON CAMERA, HE WANTS TO SHOW YOU EVIDENCE.
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE OTHER PART OF THE EMAIL RIGHT, THAT IS WHY WE WILL KEEP ON SCAMMING IF YOU SHY AWAY FROM THE TRUTH, SO AFRICA RESOURCES.
Anyone can fake being "rich." What could you show me?
Wads of cash? Bling? Fancy ride? Hos? Classy pad?
TWO THINGS TO SHOW YOU
1, THE FIRM I ESTABLISH AND RUNNING
2. IN THE EVENING WHEN I AM BACK FROM THE OFFICE, THEN I CAN SHOW YOU MY HOUSE I BUILD AND LIVING IN.
Well, yeah, you need time to get your butt-buddies together to set up all the Potemkin crap. And a boiler-room doesn't count as a "firm," Bubba-Louie.
HAHAHA
I KNOW YOU CAN NOT STAND IT TO SEE WHAT I HAVE USED MONEY FROM YOU AND OTHERS TO ACHIEVE LOL
You're a scammer. You confessed to that. Fake offices and Potemkin businesses would be part and parcel of your crimes. That means anything you provide can be assumed to be fake.
QED.
IF I CAN GAIN ACCESS TO SUCH BEAUTIFUL MANSION AND A WONDERFUL OFFICE THEN I MUST BE LIVING GOOD.
Imaginary places don't count. Just so you know.
Who offer to be seen on camera and you call it imaginary
So tell me if i am wrong on your drug case?
Have you never heard of the double bluff, Bubba-Louie?
The fact is, you admitted to being a scammer, which makes you a liar, and thus lowers your credibility to zero. You cut your own throat, and you can't blame me for your stupid pride making you do something so foolish.
DRUG ADDICT WELL DONE.
19 June
That was so predictable, Bubba-Louie. You're losing the argument, so of course you shriek out "DRUGS!" and so prove that you've got nothing. Maybe you are only fourteen; you're acting like a small boy, that's for gorram sure.
COCAINE WORKING
See? That's all you've got, Bubba-Louie, and it's pitiful.
Drug addict
Boring little turd.
20 June
drugs
Boring little turd.
drugs
Scammer
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I didn’t bother to reply.
The scammer is in italics from here on; my comments are in red; enlarged fonts are in the original
Some passages near the end are in bold; you’ll see why.
9 June 2020
Good Day Sir/Ma'am
My name is Emma Akpe, i am from Somalia but now in the refugee camp in Ghana as a result of the civil war in my country Somalia, when the United Nations(UN) ask me what country i will like to take refuge, i requested Ghana as my option due to the fact that my late family was trading in gold business in Ghana before the war started, i sent to buy some food from the shop in the neighborhood before a grenade landed in our compound and killed my entire family, that is how i escaped death that very sad and faithful day.The only place i could run to for refuge was the house of my late father barrister and when i got there i met his wife and daughter crying and his body lying there lifeless, which his wife told me that the rebels came and shot him and before he gave up the ghost he told her to find and give every legal documents of his client to them or their relative and luckily i arrived there on the right time and that is how she handed over my father business documents to me which after i went through i saw that as the only son of my father, he has put me as the next of Kin as his only saw and his "WILL" contains some other vital information that warrant me to seek for help abroad in line with his will that stated that in case of eventuality, the security company that he keeps his gold and cash in which is in security box should only accept the help from a foreigner in case his son is not up to 21 years old if he is dead and 25% of worth be given to him/her for the help render to claim it from the security company and help me invest the money in a lucrative business abroad until i turn 21 years to handle things myself.
I am pleading for help so my inheritance can be taken out from the security company, so my traveling documents can be processed to leave the shore of Africa for a better life because my condition is very bad as good food is not provided and sometimes we starve for a day without food due to the convid-19.
Please help me.
Yours sincerely,
Standard answer is sent.
Attn: Emma Akpe
Who gave you my address?
Malcolm Reynolds
Sir nobody gave you address to me
I am only searching for help from the internet, that is why I address it to who have the good heart to help me sir.
I was in the mood to send down a curve ball (or bowl a googly, depending on which sport you favour) so I responded with a reference to a modality I developed a few years ago after a scammer pretending to be the secretary to the Ghanaian Finance Minister tried to get money to have Captain Mal removed from a blacklist. Said blacklisting was because he'd been accused of trying to illegally adopt African orphans so as to steal their funds, and this charge had been made before the Parliament of Ghana! Heavy stuff! Since then I've adapted that modality to my own specifications. Now read on.
Go tell Ofori-Attah from me that I'm not taking the bait, and never will, because I'm not a pedophile and never will be, and I don't steal refugees' funds, and never will.
10 June
Sir, who is Ofori-Attah ?
I am asking you for help and you talking about stealing my fund?
What is going on?
You are a stooge tasked with destroying my reputation. I know the Finance Minister had an obsession with doing that, and I know he'll go to any length to paint me as someone who sodomizes African boys and steals their funds. Ofori-Atta is a fucking liar, and you can tell him that from me. I don't sodomize African boys and I don't steal from refugees. You're taking part in smearing an innocent man, and I'm asking you to stay out of it.
I don't even understand what you are talking about, if you say you will not help me, it is better than showing wickedness to me.
You're the one showing wickedness by continuing to take part in this stupid and vicious charade against an innocent man.
Can you tell this to your 14 years old son if you have any kid at all?
This is like something out of To Catch A Predator, except that I'm the target. It's bizarre. Time and again Ofori-Atta tries to tempt me with another faggot silky-boy whose family is all tragically dead but who has a fortune in cashy money and needs me to take him and invest his money and all the rest of that shitfuckery, just so he can pin that lie on me, but it will never work, ever.
Maybe it is an issue of drugs sir, i am sorry, i wish you a speedy recovery in the rehabilitation center.
“Boateng” is from another current bait.
Ha! You gave yourself away there, you fucking maggot! Thought you'd be all clever and sly, but you couldn't resist a taunt at my medications? That's why you fail, Boateng, you cocksucker!
Did you escape from the rehabilitation center because of the injection they are about to give you to calm your madness ?
You don't care that you fucked up? Or are you suffering from some weird form of MPD, so you forgot how you tried to rope me into some other scheme? I pity you.
Please go back to the centre, so you can be taken care of before it go beyond return and total madness
Stay out of drugs
Take my advice and quite working for Ofori-Attah. It's driving you crazy.
11 June
So he didn’t know Ofori-Attah, but now he heaps praise on the Finance Minister!
What he have achieved, you can never in your entirely life go close to 1% of it, both internationally and locally, go and read about his profile on google but you, even a local blog in your country can not even carry your issue, so i advice you to go back to the rehabilitation center and get yourself treated properly from cocaine
Holy shit on a shingle, that was some major ass-kissing.
Drug is bad, stay off it.
You speak from experience, then. Is that how Ofori-Attah keeps you in line? It would explain your ass-kissing!
Continue with your drug addict if that is what you want to end your life with
Continue with your ass-kissing until you wake up and smell what you're shovelling.
12 June
The only thing you known in your entire life is ass, fuck, spoilt child like you
#Stopdrugs
#SayNoToDrugs
#Stoplying
#SayNoToLying
I am stopped lying and repented but at least you still stop doing drugs please
I've only got your word for that, and it ain't good enough.
I want to get your word to change from drugs too at least let's start from there
I still need the Valdoxan to cope with PTSD, and I'm not giving that up because some obsessive wanker's lackey tells me to.
I am talking about your cocaine
I only take Valdoxan, Bubba-Louie. Cocaine is your obsession.
Lies
Lying is also your obsession. Better give it up, Bubba-Louie.
13 June
After you have stopped using drugs
No, I am not giving up the Valdoxan because some bullshitting twat is obsessing about the drugs I’m not using.
Do you even have work you do ?
Or you are just a scammer like me?
Well, that I didn't expect!
I’m a survival instructor, but at the moment, no classes because of COVID-19.
The scammer proceeds to pile on the projection.
Shut up your mouth and come on camera let me show you good things that your money was used for, you are there talking trash, that is why you are pained because of your lost for, it is your greediness of wanting to become a million overnight.
Economy have been open and stop talking trash, everyone is back to work.
You’re full of shit, Bubba-Louie, and trying to project your greed onto me. And I don’t give a flying fuck for what’s going on in Ghana, cos it ain’t here. Don’t try to be smart. It only makes you look even more stupid.
The only thing you know in your life is “shit” in the united states the economy is open and in Australia same thing, you are there busy taking drugs that will finally end your life, drug addict, don’t stop the cocaine , continue okay
Don’t be so fucking stupid, once again. Restrictions are still in place in Australia, and over much of the US. And I don’t take cocaine. That’s your obsession, Bubba-Louie.
Shut your cocaine mouth up, there is no restriction of any kind, it is only the precautionary measure in place by wearing a face mask, sanitizer and washing of hands etc
I told you to stop taking this cocaine, you refuse to listen, now see the effect to the extent that you don’t even know what is going on in the world and even in the country you claim you are from and the one you claim you are living in, stop drugs
You know nothing. You’re worth nothing. You are nothing.
That makes you angry, so you hate me for being more than you, and so you pretend that you’re better than me.
You couldn’t be better than me, Bubba-Louie, because you’re stupid, ignorant, and a coward.
Come on camera let me show you the life that you are dreaming of, that is what I am living right now, I know what is going on in the world even more than what you know in the country you claim you come from and the one you claim you are living in right now, Just yesterday Trump said he have no intention of shutting down the economy again for even a few second, in Australia people have gone back to work, you are there busy taking your cocaine, claiming that economy is shut down
Stay out of drugs, it is killing you slowly
You are fucking dreaming, Bubba-Louie, Envy your squalid life? You are fucking dreaming.
Oh yeah... “the country you claim you come from and the one you claim you are living in right now” – so where do you imagine I am, Bubba-Louie?
15 June
Come on camera
Cocaine drug will never allow you know what is going on in the world
16 June
You're speaking from experience again, I guess. Ranting against the very "sin" you've committed.
18 June
Why are you afraid of the camera?
Why do you want to see my face?
I want to show what i have achieved with the money i have got from this game
I want to tell you that i am fucking rich and love my Africa so much that my brain can fetch me money from oversea without traveling there, since our leaders continue to be foolish and losing our natural resources to the western world for peanut, we will take our money back with any means available to we the youth.
So you admit to being a scammer and claim to be rich.
I don't claim to be rich, i want to show you my worth, i believe in evidence
Then you should ask America, China and Europe this same question for exploiting Africa for more than 100years now, so what is your take on that?
1. It was first oppression after they claim that is over now
2. They are using our bad leaders to milk the continent from her natural resources
what do you have to say about this?
"i am fucking rich" and "I don't claim to be rich" - that is contradiction, and contradictions don't exist. Check your premises, you'll find that one of them is wrong.
"I don't claim to be rich, i want to show you my worth, i believe in evidence"
TRY AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL
SOMEBODY CAN CLAIM TO BE WHAT THEY ARE NOT BUT WHEN THE PERSON SAYS, COME ON CAMERA, HE WANTS TO SHOW YOU EVIDENCE.
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE OTHER PART OF THE EMAIL RIGHT, THAT IS WHY WE WILL KEEP ON SCAMMING IF YOU SHY AWAY FROM THE TRUTH, SO AFRICA RESOURCES.
Anyone can fake being "rich." What could you show me?
Wads of cash? Bling? Fancy ride? Hos? Classy pad?
TWO THINGS TO SHOW YOU
1, THE FIRM I ESTABLISH AND RUNNING
2. IN THE EVENING WHEN I AM BACK FROM THE OFFICE, THEN I CAN SHOW YOU MY HOUSE I BUILD AND LIVING IN.
Well, yeah, you need time to get your butt-buddies together to set up all the Potemkin crap. And a boiler-room doesn't count as a "firm," Bubba-Louie.
HAHAHA
I KNOW YOU CAN NOT STAND IT TO SEE WHAT I HAVE USED MONEY FROM YOU AND OTHERS TO ACHIEVE LOL
You're a scammer. You confessed to that. Fake offices and Potemkin businesses would be part and parcel of your crimes. That means anything you provide can be assumed to be fake.
QED.
IF I CAN GAIN ACCESS TO SUCH BEAUTIFUL MANSION AND A WONDERFUL OFFICE THEN I MUST BE LIVING GOOD.
Imaginary places don't count. Just so you know.
Who offer to be seen on camera and you call it imaginary
So tell me if i am wrong on your drug case?
Have you never heard of the double bluff, Bubba-Louie?
The fact is, you admitted to being a scammer, which makes you a liar, and thus lowers your credibility to zero. You cut your own throat, and you can't blame me for your stupid pride making you do something so foolish.
DRUG ADDICT WELL DONE.
19 June
That was so predictable, Bubba-Louie. You're losing the argument, so of course you shriek out "DRUGS!" and so prove that you've got nothing. Maybe you are only fourteen; you're acting like a small boy, that's for gorram sure.
COCAINE WORKING
See? That's all you've got, Bubba-Louie, and it's pitiful.
Drug addict
Boring little turd.
20 June
drugs
Boring little turd.
drugs
Scammer
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I didn’t bother to reply.
x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)