The return of Sven

This is Sven...

Sven is such a charmer

Sven: Did I said I want to make you horny
Is that what you wanted
You prefer going horny on Facebook than going horny beside me
I asked you those questions not because I wanted to you horny. I asked to know how you get horny n how you go out of it
To be sincere it's seems you are horny already or maybe you want to be horny
Anna: To be sincere it seems like your sex deprived and looking for excuses to talk about sex
Just my humble opinion
Sven: Smiles
Don't get horny. Remember we are faraway
You may miss me but don't get horny
Anna: Not your concern
Sven: Really
No probs
Anna: Yup. I can easily deal with it
Sven: Really
Will you be using hands every time
Horny can make things go the way you don't want it especially for ladies
Even if a male friend comes in the time a lady is horny it may be a different story entirely 😂😂😜
Anna: Oh really?
Sven: That is why I said don't get horny too often because hands may not help or satisfy 🙄
Anna: How would it be a different story
Sven: The lady may end up in bed with the guy on bed
The lady will notice when everything is done 😇😇
Anna: Wouldn't be right if she didn't notice
Means he has a small dick
Sven: Stop dis small dick is your past relationships about small dick
Anna: Do you feel offended?
Only guys who have a small dick feel threatened when someone mentions small dicks
Sven: Dont you know when a lady is seriously horny it will be like she is in paradise so until she release before she can come back to this world
😇😇
Anna: We were talking about you and your small dick
Not about paradise
Sven: My small dick right
Anna: Yes
Sven: You will get to know that when we are together maybe it's small or big, long or short 🙄🤣
Anna: I think small
Or you wouldn't have any issues with showing it
Sven: Is your pussy still tight that I will enjoy not like well
Anna: You can try and change the subject but that won't change the facts
Sven: Me show a lady I cant see my dick
Anna: Sure, why not. Plenty guys do it
Sven: I can't never show you my dick here
Anna: Unless the have a small one
Sven: Plenty guys not sven
Anna: Plenty guys with big dicks
Sven: Show me the video of your self
Anna: Guess I have my answer
Show me a picture of you with your dick
Sven: Why don't you love them the way you love me😇🤣
Anna: Do I?
Sven: Come over and have it
You will say thank you to me when you have it
Anna: No thank you. a man who can't even prove he has a big one has a small one to hide
Sven: Thank you too girl🤣🤣
Anna: Always welcome
Sven: It seems you are damn horny now
Sorry I can't help now
Anna: It seems like someone can't think of anything else but me having sex, but he won't be getting any
Sven: How will you sort it
Anna: Sorry, I don't get horny from a small dick
Nothing to sort
Sven: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He laughed but Anna already stopped reading his messages

He is indeed "special," just not in the way he thinks.

He had a few more words to say. Looks like someone is having a nice birthday

Sven: I can see you are wicked and silly
How can you say I had vacation last two years when the goods you proclaim you sent almost got me killed. I was stranded for days, got into debt for it
All that is a vacation for you
So so funny
Enjoy your val lady
Anna: Ahw thank you hunny
Sven: Old things are passed away
🕺
💃💃💃🤰
Anna: Did you take salsa dancing lessons and got pregnant?
Sven: Am telling you what you should engage on now because you said it earlier hot sex and the result is pregnancy
Maybe when you have it you will think very often
Anna: Are you drunk or just confusing by nature
Sven: Hahaha🙄
🤣🤣🤣
Anna: When did you ever get pregnant from dancing?
Sven: Dance well and have your sex and get pregnant
Anna: You were the one dressing up like a gay and start dancing
Not me
Sven: 2021 you have to get pregnant
You love mentioning this gay stuff that means you are into it
Just get pregnant, have a baby before you continue with your gay
🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰
Anna: I HAVE to get pregnant? Says who? A condescending gay boy who thinks he knows everything?
Sven: Get pregnant lady 😂
Have your own child
Anna: I don't need kids to be happy
Sven: You can be happy without kids girl
Anna: Good to see you change and are still the same arrogant prick you were when you were on that vacation to benin
*didn't change
Sven: Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am not arrogant
You just don't want the truth
That's what affect you often and what stop you from seeing me
🙄🙄
Anna: I don't need your shortsighted truth
Sven: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

Thoug personally I thought his stripping act is much more amusing

Time for a trip down memory lane. I don't have time for everything at once, but here's the first installment

This romance scammer started out as being a soldier with all his facts wrong. He contacted both Anna and coffinsurfer 's character on facebook and tried, with different stories to get money from both. Of course we found out and cornered him in a 'threesome' groupchat where we made him sweat.
Of course Anna found out that he was fake, but they fell in love already. He had to prove that he's real



Sven needed money, like every hard-working scammer Anna had the perfect plan. The church had funds to help people with a lover abroad.. They wanted to send him a support parcel. Isn't that amazing.

Some ID




Sven was so happy. Anna even donated a lot of cash and put it inside the parcel. All good intentions of course.

The shipping company needed to see some ID



He had to show Anna traditional african wedding clothes















For the church he had to make a video, to thank them for their support





He sang some love songs for his beloved Anna







Then he screwed up and started using his old fake profile again and the two lovebirds had a massive fight

Voicemessage



More singing and apologizing

Due to his behavior Anna missed her bachelorette party with the sexy male stripper, so Sven had to fill in that role



He sang the better half song

His first attempt at stripping



Another half nude singing apology







His second attempt at stripping



Meanwhile he was applying at an acting company in the UK because he needed a job when he came to live with Anna and of course he was focusing on his church duties.
To be continued

For his audition he had to make some themed pictures, but as you can see, they lack a bit of imagination

Superman


Dracula


Tarzan




Tinkerbell


He wasn't happy with everything he had to do and he wanted to show to Anna how much he was suffering







The cardinal of Anna's church had some questions Sven needed to answer



In preparation for the wedding he had to show that he was capable of singing Anna's favorite song



And he had to make a handwritten list of bible verses that had special meaning to him and that would be used in the wedding ceremony



Unfortunately he misunderstood that he had to write the full verses, not only this.







On the other 'branch' of this bait, Rose, the lady from the acting company, received his handwritten application form





And a new set of pictures.

Tarzan:




Superman




Dracula




Tinkerbell


The worst about that Tinkerbell outfit is that I've seen a picture on his profile where he's actually wearing that.

Based on his pictures Rose would decide which direction his acting career would go. Of course we already knew that it would be Tarzan.

For Anna he had to go and make pictures of art that he liked, because Anna was decorating the appartment so that he'd feel at home there

Sven art-hunting.


On the shipping side of the bait he had to fill out the customer satisfactory survey





On the church end of the bait he ignored a request from the cardinal and as a punishment he had to write the pater noster prayer... 30 times!!











He read some poetry for Anna (Audio recording)

And filled his adhession form to become a church member





He made the proof of faith picture



The poetry he read for Anna, that had to be a video of course

It's obvious that Sven had never seen Tarzan. Carol Burnett did a better job than he did.

For the church he had to draw some faith visuals

















The acting company wanted all actors to perform Celebration from Kool and the Gang to make a compilation video for the producer



And finally he found some art to show Anna. He had to be in the pictures so she could see the sizes of the artworks. (and we wanted to make sure he ran around town like an idiot) of course Anna would eventually pay for the shipping.











And he had to show pictures of traditional african wedding clothes... on woman, with him in the picture





He had to show that he was good with kids so he had to go around town passing out candy to kids dressed up like something I don't remember, but he forgot both the candy and the balloons



(personal note, I'm not going to repeat these assignments, I don't like it when scammers use children. Even though it cost him money, made him look like a fool and made the kids smile. They don't know what's going on and I don't want to use them like this anymore).

He sent his complete handwritten interview questionnaire form for his acting job and his cv
(click link to a pdf)

All the while his parcel took a very excruciatingly long time to reach Nigeria, because we were having too much fun with him

Muhahahaha! Poor Sven, he still suffers!

The wedding clothes are beautiful.

lol!!

His brother was happy today. Out of the blue he sent me a message

Steve: You will never make heaven for what you did....
I promise you

A few hours later I noticed that Sven himself was the newest subscriber to my youtube channel. After more than 2 years he finally figured it out.

I so hope he appreciated watching his Tarzan (dancing) video as much as I did. 
Sven and his friends should be commended not only for the fancy foot work, voicing the words "Get Funky, Get Funky" in time with the music but most of all the improvisation needed to achieve this outstanding performance 

Any good actor has to get his measures taken and because this was a long distance thing, he had to make some pictures (undressed of course) to show himself











And he sent an updated list of the music for the wedding.. again handwritten



He had to clarify some answers on the pre-marital form



Meanwhile the parcel went from airport to airport extremely slow, but eventually it ended up in Niamey, Niger at the same moment that the cardinal and his assistant died in a horrible car accident. With nobody in charge, no payments (for Sven's travel to get the package) could be approved. And just before the tragic accident Anna went on a spending spree and bought a wedding dress, made a downpayment for the venue etc. so she was broke.

Sven requested his package to go to the warehouse in Benin



But there was no official barrister stamp on the letter so it wasn't legal. The driver of the Niamey branch offered to bring the parcel to Kamba, a city in the far North of Nigeria. The driver has family there, where he goes once a week and he offered to bring the parcel there, so it would be easier for Sven. And so it happened that Sven traveled from Akure to Kamba.

In the bus:





Sven in Minna



List of his travel expenses... please note, it's again handwritten



After 24 hours and over 1000 km, Sven poses in front of the mosque in Kamba



In the hours before that we had complete radio silence from all of our characters. Suddenly when he arrived in Kamba our messages came flooding in, looking like he didn't have connection for a while. Among the messages was a warning from the driver that something happened and he couldn't cross the border. The driver took a detour through benin and tried to reach Nigeria that way. They agreed to meet at the car park in Yauri at midnight. Unfortunately the driver was stopped at the border near Segbana because he didn't have the right documents to enter Nigeria and he couldn't manage to bribe the guards. So Sven and his friend slept in the car park in Yauri... without parcel





A defeated Sven goes back to Akure empty handed, while the driver goes to Parakou, which is close to Segbana anyway and he leaves the parcel there