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Post by Linoline on Aug 9, 2021 17:06:27 GMT
Brendan: Sorry I can't I have no other friends
You said you as a card at home go and send it to me
Have tried my best if I don't see the card I won't do anything sorry...
Mary: I said I'd contemplate sending a card if you showed me the progress of your practice. I see you've practiced but you should do it with the right music and with three friends, I've told you that from the start
It's not that hard
Brendan: No
I told you right from bigining that I don't have friends
Beside you haven't even buy the card yet why are you being wicked
Mary: whatever. I told you from the beginning that you should do it with three others, like in the video. If you don't have friends,ask your crackhead brother or the other thugs that went with you to pick up the parcel
Not my problem
Brendan: Oh here you go again
You even insult my brother well I think you don't want to help me before so I'm deleting my videos and pictures now I'm mad at you
Mary: ok, noted
Brendan: I think you are not even a human you don't have a heart
Mary: go pout in a corner like a baby
Brendan: Go
Mary: no
you go
Brendan: I hate rubish
You are too insultive
Mary: I hate lazy bums
Brendan: God forbid
You are a fool
Mary: you always try to do things not even halfway and expect full pay either way
Brendan: I will block you for a week or so
Learn your Lesson
Mary: ok
see if I care
And then he finally blocked Mary. The end or will he come back? Something tells me this won't be the last we'll hear from Brendan.
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Post by SpongeBob on Aug 11, 2021 15:04:55 GMT
I can't believe he's back!!! I hope you convince him to travel to Lagos.
😀
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Post by Linoline on Aug 11, 2021 17:51:29 GMT
Brendan? Back? He never left, but I stopped posting about him for a while because he was too boring.
He blocked me a few days ago and didn't come back yet, but I have hope. It's Brendan after all...
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Post by Linoline on Aug 12, 2021 20:40:30 GMT
And look what the cat dragged in  21:21 I can't actually see if he blocked me without sending him a message. He didn't send one on hangouts yet and I'm not going to give him the pleasure to be the first one to send something to him. I think he deserves the silent treatment for now and Mary will probably go on a cruise to the Caribbean. |
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Post by bluelady on Sept 6, 2021 12:03:02 GMT
^^^ Very funny,love it!
If you want to continue messing with him,and you want to create another story,I can talk to him by voice.You can say that I m a friend ,or sister,or cousin🤣🤣🤣
Love to mess with them!🥳🥳🥳
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Post by Pricky on Sept 6, 2021 20:10:12 GMT
Hahaha! They often come crawling back when they have seen dollar bills flying away.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 7, 2021 19:55:10 GMT
bluelady, thank you for the offer. I don't expect much from this one anymore to be honest While I was away he sent a few messages Brendan: Good morning mary
I miss you baby
After my own vacation Mary: oh hi.
Brendan: Hey
What are you doing today i miss you I want to spend much time with you
Tell me where have you been
Mary: the Caribbean
Brendan: That is nice baby send m your picture
Mary: LOLZ
You couldn't handle it
Brendan: Yeah I want to see your new pictures baby how sexy you are
Mary: very sexy bouncing on that sexy exotic waiters lap 😁
Hope you had a nice summer hunny. Did you dance?
Brendan: Yes it's good
Can I see your picture
Mary: Nope hunny I can't send my nudes
Brendan: Baby not a nude pictures just normal picture
Send a normal picture not nude ones
Mary: why would I do that?
Brendan: So that I can see your picture you know it's been long time I saw your pic
Mary: so? You still didn't do the dance like you promised
Brendan: You know I told you I can't do it more than I did before baby
Mary: I know you can hunny
Brendan: I tried and tried again
But that was all I can
Mary: you did it alone, you should practice it with a few friends
I tol dyou
Brendan: Yes you told me but the few I meant couldn't agree to dance with me
They wanted money before doing so I left them
Mary: Then find others
Brendan: Sorry let just forget about the dance
I can't do it anymore just want to be happy with you
Another day
Mary: ok, do you still want me to come to lagos? I have time now and dad is going on another businesstrip soon
Brendan: Really
I will if only you able to get me $1000 to sort things out and then I will get prepared but if you don't I can't I'm being honest because I have no money I'm poor fellow,just understand me that is if you still care but if you don't sorry then I have nothing to do
Mary: I will bring money with me when I come hunny
Brendan: Sorry no offense here baby 💋 that is all I can do ok I'm being honest
Don't have any fund to trave at the moment beside my phone is not even properly working
Mary: okay
Brendan: Thank you for understanding
Mary: let me know when you can come and I'll see if I have time then
Brendan: I won't if I don't have anything sorry
Im being honest
Mary: I know
I guess we won't meet then
Brendan: Not my fault
But it your fault then
Mary: actually it is. we could've met long time ago, but you chose to go swimming at some gay resort instead of meeting me in Lagos
Brendan: Sorry
Now I have no option but that's all I can do
You are way richer than me
Mary: lolz damn right I am
Brendan: It's good you know
Mary: but if you don't want my money you can keep sitting on your bum and spend more time with your gay brother
You don't want to dance for me like you promised and you can't come to lagos to meet me while a bus ticket is cheap as a low class hooker
Brendan: Not about that you don't care about me have explained to you several times here trying to understand
If you don't want to do as I wanted then don't come
Mary: ok. no problem
Brendan: I know what I'm saying good night 😘
Mary: so do I cutee. I guess you'll just stay single and gay and broke forever
Brendan: Well I reget it if you wish me bad ,no matter what is happening I will still make it
Mary: I wished you rich and straight but you don't want to
Brendan: So have explained everything to you yet you never you never understand
I'm telling you the whole truth I don't have money for such transport do you understand
It's your choice if you want to come to Lagos then but if you don't send me the$1000 gift cards I won't sorry
Mary: ok. have a nice evening. I'll go dancing with Benny tomorrow
Brendan: That's nice
But think about it baby
Mary: I have thought about it and I'm pretty sure that Benny will fuck me hard after dancing and I'll enjoy it because he has a big dick. Even though he cheated he always fucked soo good.
Brendan: I promise to come soon as possible when you send the cards
Mary: which cards hunny?
Brendan: An apple gift cards or steam cards
Okay 😘
Mary: I will bring it when I come to Lagos
Brendan: But how will I get the money before then
Mary: find a job, borrow it, suck some dick?
Brendan: Buy it take a pic of it and send so I can use before coming
Do you understand
Mary: Not happening cutee. I will only pay you when you come to lagos. You'll have to fuck me first like a real good boy
Brendan: Awe
Do you know I can give you head and make you squirt and moan for me
Are you there?
later Mary: oh yes, I was bored for a bit
but if you do that I will give you the money okay
Brendan: Awe
Can I see your pics right now
Mary: lolz you're naughty.I'm not decently dressed now
I'm going to take a shower okay
Brendan: I wanna see bab6
Can I see you thereNot likely. Mary was in the shower already.  I don't think he'll ever go on the road again without getting paid first, but I have to admit he takes his abuse and gay accusations with grace.
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Post by Linoline on Oct 31, 2021 19:15:49 GMT
It's been a while. Let's go from where we left off
September 7
Brendan: I wanna see your tits and feel it in my mouth
Do you know I can take you to your orgasm and pound you from behind?
Are you there baby?
What are you up to now?
September 11
Mary: Right now I'm getting ready for a fancy dinner at the country club. What about you?
Brendan: OK that's nice
Mary: yes
Brendan: Called me
Mary: call you what?
popov the clown?
Brendan: LoL
<missed call from Brendan>
What are you doing
September 12
Brendan: First I would tenderly kiss your neck and slowly move to your lips. Slowly undress you and kiss you from you lips down down down to between your legs unroll your moaning. Then I will lay you down and either slowly and passionately make love to you or be rough and wild. What ever you would prefer. And continue to do that for hours.
September 14
Mary: I'm sure they'd frown upon that behavior at the country club
September 16
Brendan: Lovely
Good afternoon dear
September 17
Brendan: Why are you not replying my messeges
September 19
Mary: because I was out
Brendan: Oh I see
September 20
Brendan: Good morning what are you up today
Mary: In the middle of the night? sleeping of course
Brendan: Nice
When will you help me
Christmas is fast aproaching
Mary: Oh yes I know
Lets meet up okay?
Brendan: I would but I have nothing
Please understand me
Mary: go get a job as a waiter and in no time you'll have enough for a bus ticket to lagos
it's easy
Brendan: But you can send me the $1000 gift card to buy the tickets
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Mary: No, you didn't want to do the needed to get the cards so I'm not sending them to you
Brendan: You should
Mary: You're wrong about that
Brendan: If you like me you can send them to me😔😔😔😔
you have them already at home?
Mary: I gave them to Pedro
Brendan: Why
Thats wickedness
You still have others with you right
Mary: Someone has to please me and you're still not doing it
Brendan: I'm with my girlfriend now at home
Mary: alright, I guess she doesn't want you to come to lagos have a sex vacation and get money
Brendan: I can't do what you ask me to sorry
for
Mary: ok
Brendan: She want me to come but I don't have the money
You understand
Mary: but you will after you come back after the vacation
Brendan: Yes
But you haven't send the cards
Send them first
Mary: no
Brendan: You are not caring at all
Mary: Neither are you
Brendan: I'm caring you are not serious
Mary: You don't care about my needs at all or you would've come to lagos months ago
Brendan: Sex is not need I want love
Mary: We can have that too but you've been acting too much gay lately
Brendan: You too
You are acting much lesbian lately
Mary: lolz, Only gays say that
September 21You too
Brendan: Only lesbian say that
I know you are a lesbian thats why you don't want to send money
You have never send money before you lied to me about the shipping stuff you never send anything no proof to believed
Mary: Only one liar here and that's you and your gay brother
Brendan: You too
You are a lier as well
You are a lesbian
Mary: Pablo said something else the other night
Brendan: Not my concered
Mary: I know. your gay dick will never come near my pussy
I don't want to get chlamydia
Brendan: OTF
Shot up you little lesbian
Your breast are too small
Mary: you'll never know
Brendan: I know
You think I care?
September 23
Brendan: Good morning
Mary: hi
Brendan: Have you bought the$1000 cards
Mary: Have you danced the dance with your friends?
Brendan: Yes I did it yesterday very nice one so I kept it on my phone still
So I'm waiting for you OK my sweetheart😘😘
Mary: send it
Brendan: Why ? You haven't send the cards as you promise
Mary: Because you already know that I will send it after I've seen the dance
Brendan: Go get the cards first at hand and I'll send you the video asap before you can finally send them to me on here love
So send it so i can trust you because the one I did last time you didn't send if you gave it to Pedro now I have to wait until you send it and then I will send videos soon as possible.fair enough
Mary: No not fair enough. You can't change the agreement. I gave it to Pedro because you didn't do what we agreed and he fucked me so well
Now I need to see that you did it the right way, like we agreed and then I'll send you the card
Brendan: Did you get the cards yet
I want to see the cards baby you dont have to worry about the video
OKAY?!
Mary: Send the video first
Brendan: Sorry I will have to wait until you send the card and I will soon as possible
Mary: no
Brendan: Not my fault I have the video already but you I'm waiting for
Mary: You get the card after I've seen the video. That was the deal and you can't change it
Brendan: Thats not the deal I want to see card first sorry
I did the video the right way but I have to see card first before sending it .
Mary: Nope
you can't change the deal
If you want the card you'll have to send the video first. That's what we agreed from the start
But you're probably lying again and didn't do it.
That's so gay
Brendan: Sorry I can't have to see the card first
When you want the video then send the card
Mary: nope
Brendan: Me tooo
Mary: GAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Brendan: you lied
Na you Dani
Mary: what?
Brendan: Not my fault if I wanted tbr
If I Waited through out the day and you didn't send the cards then I will delete the videos
Mary: Ok, but you'll never get a card if you don't send the video
Your choice.
Brendan: Not that there even is antyhing to delete because you never made anything
You will never f
You will Never get a video until you send the card because I know you don't have the card
You like complains alots
I want to be sure first before sending video.your choice as well
Mary: Then you'll never get a card
suit yourself
Brendan: Then you will never get the video as well
Mary: I don't mind
Brendan: That's how lesbian behaved I know
I will delet them if you don't mind/want
September 24
Mary: Can't delete what you don't have
You lied
Brendan: I have it
But I won't send it until you send the card
Mary: Then you can wait a very long fucking time
September 25
Brendan: Ok
I will wait my love
September 26
Brendan: Good morning happy Sunday
L
Mary: hi
Brendan: Where are you
I hope your day is going well today
Mary: yup pretty good
Brendan: Yrsh
How are you doing today
Mary: fine
Brendan: Nice
I hope you have eaten dear
Mary: Damn, I knew I forgot something. Consuela made chily but it's too spicy for me and the pizza delivery never came
Brendan: Oh ok
So what did you ate? Nothing
Mary: I'll have some cookies
are you done waiting?
Brendan: Ok
I'm still waiting my love😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Mary: alright
let me know when you're done waiting
Brendan: How
Until you send me the gift cards
Mary: Yes, when you're done waiting you can send me the video and then you'll get the card
Brendan: Get the card first
I'm only waiting for you
Mary: We're not changing the deal
Brendan: Not changing that's the best way to do it 😘😘😘good night
September 27
Brendan: How are you doing
Mary: fine
September 28
Brendan: OK sound good
September 30
Brendan: Good afte
What are you doing now
Mary: oh hi
Brendan: Welcome
What are you doing
October 1
Mary: Nothing much today
What about you
Brendan: Im good
Mary: ok
did you dance?
Brendan: Yes
I have the video already
Have been waiting for you dear
Mary: Ok, you can send it and then after I've seen it you'll get the card
but you don't have it so I won't hold my breath
goodnight
Brendan: Noo
Sorry
No video until I see the card
October 2
Mary: It's because you don't have it
Brendan: I know
I do
You don't even know anything you might be a little witch
But you don't know
Mary: lolz
Brendan: I wil fuck the hell out of you baby
What are you doing now
October 4
Mary: lolz
Brendan: Why are you laughying
Mary: because you're acting like a funny little gay boy again
Brendan: Really where is my Card
Mary: you'll get it after you send the video
you have problems with your memory
maybe you should have that checked
Brendan: Nope you too I need it before the video
So its your choice,I need the card first
Mary: I know, but I told you several times that the conditions won't be changed no matter how many times you try
Brendan: No forget about your card you are very stupid little witch fuck you no video nothing I'm tired of you
Mary: ok
Brendan: You dont even want me I know everything you do to me is fake
Mary: that's such a gay thing to say
Brendan: You too much
Mary: thank you cutee
Brendan: So think about it
Mary: Think about what?
Brendan: What I told you
Mary: What did you tell me hunny
Brendan: About the card or you can send money through money gram
Mary: Oh I've thought about that already
Brendan: Yes my love you can do that for me baby
Mary: And you will get it after you send the video
Brendan: Not about a video I can do such
Mary: Ok
Brendan: Thank for understanding
Mary: you too
Brendan: Try and help me without demanding
Mary: I tried that but your gay brother stole the money so you can blame him
The terms don't change. First the video, then the money. Or you come to Lagos and get it. Your choice. I gave you plenty options now
Brendan: Yes I know
I dont want to
Give me good option
I don't want options I want it real do you understand
Mary: Yes I understand, but you're too lazy
so you don't really want it
Brendan: Nope
You can eat it lol
I want it but no options
October 5
Mary: I know cutee but that's not how it works
Brendan: I understand
I want it try and understand me baby
Mary: I understand and you know what to do if you really want it
Brendan: I can but I want it
Mary: then you know what to do
Brendan: Nooe
Can't
Are you dumbed
Mary: I can't help that you are not even able to type well
consider going back to school
Brendan: You too
October 6
Brendan: You are an illetere
Good morning
October 7
Mary: oh hi
Brendan: Well
I understand baby i will make you happy
October 9
Mary: oh really?
Brendan: Yeah
Mary: ok then
Brendan: Jean
How about you
Will you make me happy?
I don't want to be evicted out of the house will you support me
Mary: If you do as we agreed
Brendan: But I couldn't please ok
Mary: ok
then there's nothing I can do
Brendan: Sorry that means you are wicked
Mary: No that means youre an idiot for expecting me to send money just like that after all you and your brother already got
Brendan: Nope I got nothing honest I'm feeling you the truth
Mary: doesn't change a single thing
go ask your gay brother. he has it
Brendan: Not my fault I keep explaining I got nothing
Mary: Not my fault your gay brother can't be trusted
he's your family so you are responsible
Brendan: Sorry but please forgive him
Mary: Maybe he can make it up to me
Brendan: But I don't understand you want me to give you his email?
Mary: Not really
He knows how to find me
Brendan: So how can he apologize
Mary: he can dance in the video with you.
That way you will only need 2 more friends to help you
Brendan: He can't I told him but he refused
Mary: that's not really my problemn
Brendan: Well not mine as well
Mary: It is if you want me to send you money
Brendan: Not mine like I said
Mary: that means you don't want money so everything is fine then
Brendan: Not really you must be wicked
Mary: you don't want my money so stop acting gay and calm down
Brendan: You are wicked if you don't help without dancd
Mary: And you are an idiot if you expect me to send you money without the dance
Brendan: You are an idiot if you can't help without the dance you little witch
Mary: ahw thank you cutee. But actually it makes me a lot smarter because I don't let no man walz over me after his gay brother already stole from me
Brendan: Stole? Abi you put me for igbese .you must be stupid
Mary: can you speak english?
Brendan: You are mad
You be mumu
October 10
Mary: you should speak english. this makes you look dumb and nobody understands it
Brendan: Lol
Bebeause you are dumb you can't understand
Mary: lol. I dont need to understand some street language that only rats speak okay
October 11
Brendan: Hmm
Lol
You are a rat thats why you are talking about rats here
Mary: ahw hunny don't be insulted okay
Brendan: What are you talking about
October 12
Mary: you
Brendan: You too
You are not serious at all
Mary: ok
October 13
Brendan: Hmmmm
October 16
Brendan: Hey
Mary: hello
Brendan: Nice
Mary: Yes
Brendan: Cool
Mary: ok
Brendan: Yes
Mary: well that was very enlightening. Goodnight
Brendan: Nice
October 19
Brendan: <pictures of a Nigerian artist with a lot of cash>
Good morning dear how is your day going
Mary: Great. Did you win the lottery
Brendan: What lottery baby
Mary: you seem to have a stash of cash
Brendan: Oh not me look at the pic
Mary: I only see half the face
Brendan: Oh OK I needed$500 to help my sick sister
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Mary: what's wrong with her?
Did she get chlamydia?
Brendan: She is sick
She got stroke and stomach pains
Are you still there
Mary: I'm here
sorry about your sister
Brendan: Ok dear she really needed help I dont want her to die
Please🙏🙏🙏🙏
Save her life for me
Mary: Is she in the hospital now?
Brendan: There is no money to take her to the hospital yet so she is in their compound feeling too weak
Mary: After a stroke? Take her to the hospital you moron
Brendan: She will be taken there though but there is no money to pay for hospitals bills that's the issuee baby
Mary: So you want her to die?
Brendan: I don't that's why i want you to help her baby
Mary: I'm not a doctor. Get her to a hospital
Brendan: I will do that ok ,please try send me the money so that i can pay for the hospital bills
🙏🙏🙏
Mary: what hospital did you bring her to
Brendan: To general hospital owvian
There are also other hearth center around here
October 20
Mary: Did she see a doctor now?
Brendan: Yes
I do now she is being treated now only need $500 to pay for hospital bills
Mary: Oh that's good cutee
Brendan: Yes
Please try and send me the $500 gift card so I can able to pay her bills
Mary: Oh you want me to pay for it?
I don't even know your sister
Brendan: I'm pleading
I want you to help me cutee
Mary: alright
Brendan: Awe , you'll help me?
Thank you so very much cutee
I'm so happy, I'll never forget this
October 23
Brendan: Good morning baby how are you doing
October 25
Mary: cutee you have to send me the invoice okay?
Can only help you then
Brendan: What do you mean
OK dear I will
October 26
Mary: ok
Brendan: They don't give invoice at the Jeremy general hospital
They only give hospital bills but I don't know about ovwian's
Ovwian's kind of expensive! I'm glad you're helping me with $500
Mary: every business gives invoices
Brendan: I'm sure you're talking about the Bill receipt right
Mary: yes
Then for some reason he pretended to have lost access to his account and he contacted me from the account with a woman's name
October 27
Brendan: Hey
It's me Brendan baby my hangout keep hanging up so I switched to Google chat
Mary: huh
Brendan: Hey
I hope you are doing well baby
I wanted to send the invoice for the hospital bills you told me about but my messages couldn't went through so that is why I switched to this app
Mary: I'm not going to talk to some strange girl. if this is brendan you can use your own account
Brendan: Okay
I will create another account baby
Mary: Don't bother
I will only talk to brendan on his own account
Brendan: Yes baby I will create account my account now Baby
Mary: No, use the normal one
Brendan: Okay dear
October 28
Brendan: Hey
<snipped>
This is my new email baby text me on this
October 29
Brendan: Hello baby
Have you text me?
Mary: I don't trust you
Brendan: Why baby I'm a nice person ok
Ok just text me here if you want to help my sister please help
I wonder why you block my other account
Help me here baby
Mary: You're a stranger. I don't know you
Brendan: I don't understand
I'm Brendan baby
<picture>
Baby it's me Brendan
You know already
Mary: youre using the wrong account if youre Brendan
Brendan: Yes I know baby
Like I said earlier my hangout is no longer functioning so I switched to
Mary: this might just be some random girl who has a picture of you
Brendan: To Google chat
Nooe
We can video chat
Mary: you know we can't
And if this is brendan, then why the fuck is the account name a girl?
did you finally embrace your gay side and is this your drag queen name?
Brendan: Nope
I created this email this email long ago
So that is why I'm using it since my hangout is not working
Mary: so you're a drag queen for much longer then. Show me how you dress up and do your makeup as a woman
Brendan: Nope baby stop saying this we were talking about my sister hospital invoice before my account got disable so let talk about that here do you want to help her now ? With the $500
Mary: Yes if you show me how you dress up when you play a woman
Brendan: Nope I'm not a woman
Mary: lolz no you just act like one
October 30
Brendan: No
What do you want me to do?
You want me to dress up like a woman then you will send me the $500 gift card?
Mary: Sounds like a perfect idea hunny
but make it good, like a proper drag queen, sparkly dress, high heels, long haired wig and full makeup. Send me a video to show it to me.
You have such good ideas
Brendan: Sorry no video ok just a picture is ok
Not a video
October 31
Brendan: Good morning
<picture of a girl
Look like a girl like this
The best I can dressed
Hmmm
Mary: That's not you
Brendan: I know baby I will send it on my personal email
Check your invitation on Hangouts and reply me
Check your invitation baby
Mary: I did
And I thought this was your personal email, or is this your artiste account?
Brendan: What
You told me to creat my personal account with my real name and I did
Mary: I told you to use the one you've been using before
Is <woman's name> your artiste name?
Brendan: No I created my personal email
<snipped>
Text me on this have sent you ok invitation
Mary: and this one you're using now is your drag queen artist account?
Brendan: Nooe
Just text me there
Mary: then why this name?
Brendan: Have you text me?
You never listen what did I tell you before?
Mary: You never told me why you are using a girls name these days but it seems to me you finally embraced your feminine side and came out as a girly girl
Brendan: Lol
I told you my Hangouts keep hanging up so I switched to Google chat using this email
Mary: Ok dear I'm sure you are a pretty girl now
Brendan: Nope sorry
I started baiting this idiot on November 29 2020, so we'll almost cross the one year mark. I'm pretty much convinced he'll still be around by then
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Post by Birlic on Nov 1, 2021 6:59:26 GMT
Brendan is the kind of idiot who "jumps" from enthusiasm to despair with great ease, without seeming to be affected by anything. He is probably completely immoral and his scamming technique is based on the stubbornness with which he asks for money. Without any logic, without being smart, without trying to "build" something. A fucking little imbecile. |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 12, 2021 12:55:06 GMT
October 31
Brendan: Sorry where is the card
Mary: what card?
Brendan: Steam gift card baby
Mary: why?
Brendan: Because of my sister so that she can get out of the hospital
Mary: oh yes did you get what I asked you for?
Brendan: You ask for me the invoice yes it's at home now
Mary: ok
Brendan: So try and buy the card tomorrow morning ok because it's already night now
Mary: try and send the invoice okay?
Brendan: Yes baby I will do that
What are you doing now
November 1
Brendan: Good morning baby can I send the invoice here on on my other account
Mary: both, either, doesn't matter
Brendan: I will send it here baby ok? Because I can't use that other account anymore
Mary: why? you just made it new
Brendan: Yes I sent you message on there but you haven't replied me
Text me there so that I can communicate there
Mary: I accepted the request days ago so why the stupid excuse again
Brendan: Okay
Let me see if I got your message then
On his other account
Brendan: Thank you baby have gotten your messages here
Can I send it here? Have you bought the card baby
Mary: You still didn't send anything
do you want your sister to die?
Brendan: Yes I will send it now going to go get it at the hospital
Mary: I was just asking
You don't seem to care much for your sister or you would've sent it to me days agao
Brendan: Yes I went there earlier back home now so will send it
Mary: I still don't see anything
Brendan: I'm going to get it I told you earlier
Mary: whatever
Brendan: Good evening baby
November 4
Mary: hi
November 5
Brendan: My sister is dying
Do you even care about her?
The doctor needs payment soon as possible
Mary: still waiting for the invoice you were going to send me more than a week ago
Brendan: 😭😭
Mary: you had it at home and was going to send it to me days ago
so stop crying
Brendan: 😫😭😭
Mary: what is wrong with you
Brendan: My sister
Mary: And it will be for a long time if you don't send that invoice
November 8
Brendan: Good morning dear
November 9
Mary: hi
Brendan: How are you doing
Mary: I'm fine. is your sister dead yet?
Brendan: No you want her dead!
Mary: Was just asking.
I'm surprised she survived so long. You really take a long time with that invoice
Brendan: But have you bought the card yes or no
Mary: do you want your sister to die?
Brendan: No but you haven't answered my question
Mary: you haven't sent the invoice so it look like you want her dead
Brendan: No I ask if you have bought the card yet
Mary: you're wasting my time
and if you want your sister dead, some air bubbles in her IV will do the trick, some ammonia maybe. It'll be less cruel than having her suffer untill her good for nothing brother finally gets his shit together and sends the fucking invoice
Brendan: Ok I will
Mary: you're going to kill your own sister?
Brendan: God help me I don't what h
Mary: I don't want her to die
then get off your lazy whiny ass and get the invoice
Brendan: I will
Mary: I won't hold my breath
November 12
Brendan: H..
I'm crying all day
Because you don't want to help her without the invoice so bad
Mary: so bad that you have it but refuse to send it and rather see your sister suffer and die
so bad
Brendan: No baby
I couldn't find it where I kept it please that's why I'm not happy
I'm confused how wish you understand me and help my dieing sister
Mary: then ask for another one
Brendan: I will ask them today
The last one they gave me was 5,000 naira I gave them
They are wicked and charge for everything
Mary: Thats what businesses do. Nothing is for free, you should know that by now
Brendan: I hope so
I will go get another one
Mary: good luck with that
Brendan: I'm trying my best
What are you doing today my love
How is your day going today in Netherlands
Mary: You shouldn't be chitchatting with me now, but move your butt to the hospital if you want to save your sister
What an idiot... doesn't even know how to fake an invoice. I don't think he's very successful as a scammer.
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Post by Captain Nigeria on Nov 15, 2021 16:18:08 GMT
Seems Brendan Andy doesn't want his gift cards. 😂😂😂
There might small chance he doesn't know what an invoice means, maybe you can spell out what it means for him.
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Post by Linoline on Nov 16, 2021 15:12:30 GMT
Looks like he does know what an invoice is after all... he's just too lazy to forge one Monday November 15Brendan: Happy new week baby
Mary: you too cutee. is your sister still alive?
Brendan: She is dying
I haven't able to collect another invoice because of the charges I don't have such money to pay for them now
Please help me don't let my sister die
Mary: they give you an invoice before you know how much you have to pay. That's how bills work you know
you're just letting your sister suffer because you're too fucking lazy to go to the hospital to get a bill
you're a bad gay boy
very bad
Tuesday November 16
Brendan: Crying
Mary: Whatever
Brendan: You see
I got the another invoice this morning
Now your turn to help my sister baby try buy the gift card and send here
Mary: Can you make a little bit of a more better picture cutee I can't even read thisThat's really the size of the image he sent. I didn't shrink it. And now he has a problem, because he probably downloaded it or used someone elses invoice or whatever and if he has to send a clearer picture, Mary will notice it's not the same one or there's wrong info on it. |
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Post by Linoline on Nov 19, 2021 10:21:15 GMT
November 16
Brendan: I tried several times but because of my camera that's why
You should be happy i tried my best all the way and get another invoice please do help my sister so that she won't die
I will love you more if you help me my love
November 17
Mary: I'm more interested in a good shag if you ask me
but I really need a clear invoice cutee
Brendan: Help my dying sister
Mary: Send a fucking clear invoice
Brendan: Same thing
That's the invoice send me the card if you don't Want my sister to die
November 18
Mary: Send me an invoice that I can read
are you stupid or what?
Brendan: Put on your glasses and read
Baby what are you doing have you even bought the card
Mary: Not possible, the picture is unclear. make another one
Brendan: Have you bought the card send it let me see if it's more clearly than the invoice,I want to see if your phone camera is more better
Mary: you clearly want your sister to die
don't blame me when it happens
Brendan: I will blame you
Because you have the money to save her life yet you are delaying it God will not be happy if she died
Mary: You are the one delaying because I still didn't see a clear invoice
November 19
Brendan: But atleast I tried
He want to help doesn't ask much questions,be a good girl and help a Human,not sitting down there asking questions
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋👄👄❤❤❤💛💛💛💛💚💚💜👃
Mary: he who wants help will do what's needed to get the help he wants so stop sitting on your scrawny lazy gay ass and get a clear picture of the invoice
Brendan: What
🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎🙌
Do you even care about me hun? My camera is not clearer that this ,show me how your camera works and send me the card let me see if is more better than the invoice I took
Mary: You will only get the card after you send me what I need. I can't pay your bill for you if I can't see it cutee. Use your sister's phone
Nice try.
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Post by Linoline on Nov 26, 2021 16:15:50 GMT
November 19Brendan: Omg
Mary: You really want her to die...
Brendan: 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Mary: bad boy
Brendan: Love
You know you are my love
Mary: ahw, that is cute. Is your sister dead yet?
Brendan: No
I got another invoice report from the hospital
Mary: You didn't need another invoice, just a clearer picture
Brendan: Are you there
Mary: I can't read it. Make a picture more closer
Brendan: 💓💓💋💋💋💋💋❤
Mary: you said she had a stroke
now she has discharge
did she fuck a doctor with an std while she was there?
Brendan: What are you talking about
I don't know about that baby
Maybe
Mary: It says right there on the paper, but it's a lousy invoice cutee. you should have one with a list of everything they did to her and price for every procedure and a total or you will know they are ripping you off
so get a more better one before the chlamydia eats away her brain
Brendan: What are you talking about baby do you want to help or not
There is nothing I can do anymore have tried my best you ,it's obvious that you just want to stress me
Mary: Not at all. I want to help your sister who is whoring with the doctor, but I need a proper invoice for that
I keep telling you but you keep sending me rubbish
Brendan: No you don't want to help her it's clear I see
Mary: You can't even get a decent invoice from the hospital so clearly you don't need help
maybe she can fuck another doctor and pay her bill that way
I can send you a card tomorrow if you send me a proper invoice
Brendan: You can send anc
Mary: anc?
Brendan: Card sorry I mean to say
Mary: Yes I can. And I will after you send me the invoice for the stroke your dying sister has
Brendan: Nothing I can do
Have tried my best it's your turn to do yours
Mary: your best is still pretty worthless.
November 20
Brendan: Not worthless
Don't faustrated me help my dying sister if you want to and I will appreciate alots
Mary: I want to
Brendan: Then do
Mary: I will
Brendan: 😘😘
November 21
Brendan: 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Mary: what's wrong cutee?
November 22
Brendan: Please I'm begging you to help me with the card
Mary: I told you I would
but you need to send the proper invoice
and you seem to forget that all the time
Brendan: No
I can't I don't have any one that's the only one sorry
Mary: then what do you expect from me?
Brendan: Help my sister with the €500 gift card baby
I will appreciate alots baby
Mary: without a proper invoice and without your other promise?
Brendan: What promise are you talking about why do you always wanting something before helping?
Mary: I just want you to behave properly and be a good boy and fulfil your promises
you promised me to dress up like a girly girl with a dress and glitters and heels and makeup and show me a video of it, but you still didn't do that
How do you expect me to do you a favor when you don't do what you promised?
Brendan: Help is not by doing something
How do you expect me to dressed up like a woman when you haven't help me yet
I told you already before that after you help me then I can be able to do anything
Good news!? My other brother has traveled to meet a woman in England today
I'm still here in Nigeria looking rough you think I'm happy😠
November 23
Mary: Not my fault your gay brother can find a woman and you can't even dress up as one
you promised so you should do the right thing
[/clor]November 24
Brendan: Lol
Not about dressing up let be serious here I want you to come to Nigeria and take me to your country
I want to travel with you and stay in Netherlands
Mary: No you don't
Brendan: You don't as well you are different from other I think you are very stingy little girl
Mary: I think you are just a homosexual idiot
but you don't hear me complain
you always want things without doing what you promise and that's not right
Brendan: You are an evil child
You don't have a good heart at all
November 26
Mary: Of course I do cutee. I give away lots of money but only to people who keep their promises
Like pedro this summer, I gave him a gift card but only after he fucked me really well
remember?
Three days till our anniversary.
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Post by lawrence852 on Nov 27, 2021 3:40:29 GMT
Hes like a leech lol
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Post by wcsc12 on Nov 30, 2021 23:40:57 GMT
Lol he never gives up trying to get something for nothing.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Dec 24, 2023 22:54:54 GMT
Dunno why this bait doesn't get brought up often. This is just a work of genius!
Methinks, just as much happened here in 27 pages as in the 70 and 50 pages of Chuck and Geoff respectively. Just packed with all kinds of fun.
I come here often for my schadenfreude moments, at Brendan's expense.
PS: My apologies but didn't realize that commenting on an old bait, brings it on the front page without any actual, new development. If a moderator can please delete this comment that'll be good. Thanks!
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Post by Linoline on Dec 25, 2023 13:18:47 GMT
No problem. It's nice to see it pop up again. He was so much fun  |
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Post by rob419 on Jan 7, 2024 20:29:56 GMT
Hahaha 🤣😭😂 this bait has everything & is brilliantly funny I've spent the past few days slowly reading through it & I've done nothing but laugh out loud. Linoline Birlic do you have guys have more baits like this hiding on the forum? I'd be more than happy too read them if you could suggest some thank you |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2024 20:54:41 GMT
^^^ You just have to carefully study our "signatures lines" and you will find there links to all the stories unfolded over time.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2024 21:01:07 GMT
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Post by SpongeBob on Mar 2, 2024 0:58:48 GMT
Out of curiosity, where you able to make at your anniversary?
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Post by Linoline on Mar 3, 2024 21:12:33 GMT
Unfortunately not. He did contact me again from another account, but that one was closed down as well, so I can't consider that attempt as a milestone.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Aug 23, 2024 13:23:50 GMT
This morning, I'm trying to get three different guymen (separate baits) to go to the warehouse in Onne, near Port Harcourt (copied Birlic's plan, verbatim) to transport a shipment of laptops, tablets and other electronics, to deliver to a church in Ikorodu for $300 but they can't even send me a Nigerian Driver's License to start the process. I got a US and an Australian DL instead. They guymen don't know when to stop the BS. Just pathetic but mostly cos I'm not convincing enough as Birlic  |
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