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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 15:57:55 GMT
Brendan: Yes
They wanted me to send them another 8 different pictures of my self with the new hair darken
Please email them again tell them I'm still Waiting at the park
Mary: can't you tell them that?
Brendan: I did but they haven't even reply me back
Mary: oh, so why would they reply me then?
Brendan: Remembered you know I came from a very far journey, without them I can't go back to my country
Mary: can't go back? Is the border closed off now?
Brendan: No but no currency with me now
No money at all
Mary: oh I see
did you eat
Brendan: But they just told me now that everything is fine,I'm only waiting for the driver to arrived
No
I haven't even eat
Mary: oh, so now they did reply?
then it's all fine right?
Brendan: Think so but I'm still Waiting for the driver
Mary: ok, let me know when he arrived okay?
Brendan: Okay
Mary: 😍😘
Brendan: I got tired now my love
Mary: maybe you can sleep a bit until he's there
Brendan: OMG I'm so hungry I can't even eat the food they cook here
Mary: lolz of course you can. just get some and enjoy a meal
consuela calls me i'll be back later
Brendan: I wanted to borrow money but they can't give me
Now I have some other things to do so he'll have to wait a bit until he can complain to Mary again
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 16:05:57 GMT
Fucking Holy Lamb, he did it again!   Brendan to Akwode: Akwode: ===
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17.15 - Brendan to Joojoo: Ohh, bad news! 4 minutes later, Akwodi invites our idiots to go to Bohicon.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 17:04:44 GMT
If we're very lucky, the 4 musketeers will go to Bohicon tonight.
Brendan:
and
and
and
Akwode, to our moron:
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We will see if their greed is greater than their prudence. I hope so. ===
18.10 - Joojoo to our moron:
Of course Brendan cries and whines... he writes to Akwode, but the local manager has already gone home and will not read the messages until tomorrow morning.
and
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Brendan to Joojoo:
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Joojoo:
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18.31 - Our moron, to Joojoo... It seems that the little imbecile has the gift of getting himself into trouble. Joojoo: |
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 18:22:11 GMT
Mary is back and she's ever so helpful
Brendan: Hello dear
Joojoo@mail.com
This is the driver email pleaes help me talk to him tell him to deliver the packages as soon as possible
because he said the van(motor)has fault
Later
Mary: cutee if the motorvan has fault then its no use telling him he should come now right? did he say when it will be fixed?
With any luck they are on their way to bohicon now
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 18:29:07 GMT
19.24 - Brendan, to Joojoo: and I think 2 Safaris on the same day is not bad. Huh? We are waiting for the picture from the idiots, and then Joojoo will stop communicating.
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20.09 - Our imbecile keep writing to Joojoo:
20.13
Stlll no picture, so Joojoo ignore these messages.
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20.39 - Our dear scammer is very silent, so Joojoo has lost his temper and wants to organize a party with hookers, alcohol and drugs.
I'm afraid he'll get drunk and won't be able to reply to Brendan's messages.
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Post by mcintyre on Jan 7, 2021 20:24:42 GMT
JooJoo could have assumed that the delivery would take place in the afternoon and he would be free by now.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 21:28:28 GMT
No messages to Mary anymore. He hasn't been online in hours. I have it on good authority that they are somewhere else right now  *drumroll* Mary is off to bed, so if he wants to complain he should ask his friends to listen to him, but more likely he will be yelled at by them. |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 21:29:13 GMT
SAFARI #2
22.07 - Brendan to Joojoo: and and and 22.1522.25 ===
22.30 - Brendan writes to Akwode:
Akwode to Brendan:
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Post by DonClawleone on Jan 7, 2021 21:34:49 GMT
Where's the farthest north in Benin you've been able to get itinerants to chase Joojoo? Parakou is lovely this time of year, or so I'm told.
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Post by Admin on Jan 7, 2021 21:43:38 GMT
Comfortable accommodations can often be found in da bush! Pure panic must have a lock on his brain.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 21:50:50 GMT
^^^ LOL!
22.47 - Akwode to our idiot... the news are not so good. ===
23.02 - More fun with our scammers... Brendan to Akwode:
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 5:51:56 GMT
Yesterday
23.50 - Last night, in the middle of the night, our team of scammers was really desperate ... they had no money for food, no money for the hotel. I think they slept in the bushes and beat Brendan in turn, to keep warm. ===
Friday
06.45 - Akwode to our scammer:
The scammer writes to Akwode:
and to Joojoo:
Akwode, asking for a new photo:
Our moron, very angry. and and 07.15 - Joojoo to Brendan... oups, big problem! Brendan to Joojoo: and
But Joojoo is already in Djougou, far to the north of Benin:
Brendan
and
and
Joojoo
I have to be away for 3-4 hours, so we'll see what happens when I get back home.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 8, 2021 9:03:19 GMT
Since he's silent to both JooJoo, Akwoode and Mary I decided to lend a hand and try to push them in the right direction
Mary's side, around 11pm last night
Brendan: Tomorrow
Now the driver said we should come to the hotel he is getting there now is not here😭😭😭😭😭😭
Please text them and tell them to send me his phone number so I can call them
Today around 8am
Mary: Good morning. Why are you crying if you slept in a hotel? Were the sheets dirty?
Brendan: Listen sweetie the driver just told me now that he has stolen the packages
He said there is nothing I can do about it,he has ran away to Togo.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭now I'm in pain I'm crying now because I can't go back to my country
The driver told me that he opened the box and find in the money inside chocolate box,and he stole everything now I can't even find the driver anymore,
Mary: What?
How can he do that
What are you going to do
What hotel are you in now
Show me. I want to know
8:45
Hellooo
What did he say to you?
Show me the messages, show me where you are
9:45
Hey
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Post by Linoline on Jan 8, 2021 9:06:51 GMT
JooJoo will look a tad bit bipolar right now, because just minutes after I sent the message from JooJoo, birlic sent his own Oh well.... JooJoo was never the most stable character of the company |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 9:14:18 GMT
Looks like I got a little confused, because I got back home and I quickly wrote a message to the idiot... without checking to see if anything else had happened in the meantime. From his messages this morning, I deduced that they would return to Cotonou to go home... I intend to make them stay in Benin tonight, so Joojoo will leave for Brendan. But the journey is long and the meeting can only take place late in the evening.
Linoline : I think you can change the title of the story. ===
10.20 - Akwode is worried and he writes to Brendan:
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Post by Linoline on Jan 8, 2021 9:17:37 GMT
Oh Birlic you've read my mind, with this boy's fascination of showing his willy I've been thinking for a long time that the title should be "Brendan puts his d*ck on the table"  Considering his silence, like yesterday, I think he's on the road again. We will hear from him when he's back in cotonou.... or home. I consider it a success either way |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 9:31:27 GMT
Certainly he is now on his way back to Cotonou. No doubts here!
His "brothers" are probably extremely nervous and upset; they spent money and slept in the bushes... somewhere in another country, almost 700 km away from their home. Brendan will be declared the fool of the village, especially since he boasted of the gifts he will receive from Mary and the money that will make him rich. Muhahahaha!
- The story is a great success, whether we manage to trick them into staying another night in Benin, or if they go back to Nigeria. - They left Warri on Wednesday and today is Friday and they are still traveling through Benin.
- In the best case, they will not return home until Saturday night or Sunday.
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10.45 - Well, Joojoo decided to return to Cotonou and share everything with Brendan, of course on the condition that the little idiot accept "to become Joojoo's wife".
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 11:37:12 GMT
11.59 - We try to keep the story alive as long as possible... Joojoo has already left for Cotonou and is sending regular information to Brendan. - Joojoo seems to be obsessed with Brendan, so he asks him to look for a hotel where they can spend the night together. 12.29 - At the same time, manager Akwode is worried and wants to go to the police tomorrow morning. The idiot is (probably) still on his way to Cotonou, so don't read / reply to the messages... Linoline and I we hope that the new "bait" (Joojoo comes to share the money with Brendan) will be tempting enough for the team of idiots . We hope that they will wait in Cotonou until it is too late to leave for Nigeria ... so, get another wonderful night spent in the bushes in Benin. |
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Post by mcintyre on Jan 8, 2021 12:20:39 GMT
Brendan has to admit that Mr. Akwode has always been very fair to
him, even when he failed to follow instructions to take pictures or answer Mr. Akwodes urgent messages.
JooJoo is innocent, either having been robbed, or returning the package to Mr. Akwode (without the hidden money of course).
If Brendan had only travelled to Parakou to meet Mr. Akwode personally in his office.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 12:32:29 GMT
It's a great idea, but it has some problems. - In the absence of the money hidden there, Brendan will ask that the package be sent by DHL, directly to his home. - Obviously they came in Benin for the money (15,000 euro)... the electronics were a "bonus". They will never go to Parakou just for "electronics".
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13.31 - Joojoo to Brendan
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Post by Admin on Jan 8, 2021 14:46:16 GMT
Excellent! I only hope that his tears are extra salty when he finally starts to communicate again.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 14:53:55 GMT
The idiots arrived in Cotonou and Brendan began to communicate.
Brendan to Akwode:
and
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Brendan to Joojoo:
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Joojoo:
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Ohh dear... they are in Seme border area. Our scammer writes to Joojoo:
Joojoo:
A full of frustration scammer:
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16.06 - Joojoo, full of love. ===
It is obvious that the episode "vacation in Benin" ends here... we are glad that we were able to offer wonderful moments to this band of scammers. They will go to Lagos, and tomorrow they will leave for Warri. |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 8, 2021 18:23:09 GMT
18.41 - More fun with our moron... probably he's already in Lagos. - Brendan is extremely nervous and frustrated. He involved 3 other idiots in a journey that ended in failure.
- They spent money and returned home empty-handed. Everyone laughs at them.
Brendan to Joojoo:
Joojoo: ===
19.46 - A full of hope scammer writes to Joojoo: Joojoo it is hard to convince. === |
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Post by Linoline on Jan 8, 2021 21:46:17 GMT
Brendan hasn't been online on hangouts since morning so it was a particularly boring day for Mary. It is possible that he had to sell his phone to get back, used his buddy's phone to contact JooJoo, but couldn't contact Mary. Or he just considered her useless (which she of course has been during his trip, so I can't really blame him) and decided not to waste his time and data.
I had to kick him a bit of course.
17:22
Mary: Where are you
22:00
Mary: This is no fair. You promised to send me a new video but now your playing games on the PlayStation with your friends.
Not nice
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Post by Jeff on Jan 9, 2021 0:10:42 GMT
Tuesday
11.25 - Let's try to get some beautiful BIP trophies from this idiot. - BIP = biometrical identification procedure... we ask for pictures of the idiot in different positions (inspired by the sketch The Vitruvian Man - a drawing made by the Italian polymath Leonardo da Vinci in about 1490). ... LOL Biometric Identification Procedure inspired by da Vinci, I love it |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 9, 2021 8:05:15 GMT
^^^ LOL, yeap, it's a funny modality to obtain some nice trophies. ===
Saturday
09.00 - The idiot has been silent for the last few hours, so let's try the approach to "claiming the loss and recovering the insurance money".
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Post by Linoline on Jan 9, 2021 8:24:20 GMT
Still not a single sign of life on hangouts
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Post by Birlic on Jan 9, 2021 9:50:16 GMT
10.45 - Just for our fun... Joojoo has cross the border in Togo and he send now ironic messages to Brendan: Surely our little scammer will be angry and frustrated and surely he will have a wonderful weekend with "his traveling brothers".
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 9, 2021 10:14:59 GMT
^^^ LOL, yeap, it's a funny modality to obtain some nice trophies. What do you mean good Sir, I'm sure it's state of the art... |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 9, 2021 10:48:27 GMT
Let's try to stress Brendan a little more. - the local manager Akwode told police that Joojoo was missing, - the police suspect that Brendan together with the 3 accomplices met Joojoo in Bohicon and that they robbed / killed / buried him, - the police received all the photos of Brendan as well as all the necessary details: address in Warri, copy of the ID etc, - investigations will be carried out in Benin and Nigeria. 11.45 - Akwode writes to Mary ... I'm convinced this message will reach Brendan. |
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