Funny answers that confuse our scammers
Feb 3, 2021 10:37:45 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Feb 3, 2021 10:37:45 GMT
Sometimes, I like to shock my scammers and give them answers that leave them "speechless."
I usually do this when I "feel" that the scammer has no potential for fun and that it's not worth wasting my time with him.
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Mr. Lavine tried to persuade me to join the Illuminati Brotherhood 
... obviously, my old Robert is only attracted to the mystical side.
... obviously, my old Robert is only attracted to the mystical side. So I answered accordingly:
Obviously, Mr. Lavine considered me not a good candidate and stopped writing to me.
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Son, before I go any further, I would like to know if the Illuminati rituals are with white robes and lighted candles. I, being so religious, am attracted to the mystical side. So, to be clear, I want to become a member only if we have rituals with white robes and candles, otherwise I am not interested. Thanks. Robert
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General Muhhamad Buhari (President of Nigeria himself ) contacted me about a fund that only he can approve for payment.
) contacted me about a fund that only he can approve for payment. Of course, my old Robert is confused and has confused Mr. President Buhari with the former dictator of Libya (Muhammad al Gaddafi).
So, Robert writes to Mr. Buhari:
The President of Nigeria did not consider it necessary to continue the dialogue with me.
General, I thought you were dead. All the TV news stations showed your unfortunate death. I am already in advanced talks with your daughter Aisha Gaddafi to take over the legacy of the funds left over from your death. This message of yours shocks me strongly. Robert
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Anushka, a romantic scammer (vlad) from somewhere in Russia wrote me a long, emotional and sentimental letter.
My character turned out to be so superficial and asked how much her sexual services cost.
Of course Anushka was very offended and stopped writing to me.
Very nice boobs!
I'm interested on it.
Tell me your price.
Gerry
I'm interested on it.
Tell me your price.
Gerry
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Mr. Kelvin Pam (International Payment Officer at Union Bank) offered me an interesting business, with some funds "forgotten" in the bank accounts of a deceased person. Of course, my old Robert confused Kelvin with another scammer... a gay one.
Kelvin was shocked and didn't write to me anymore ... not even to deny that he was gay.
Yes, yes, only now I remember. You're that young gay man who wanted to cheat on me and steal my money. Please don't write to me again because I will never agree to do business with men who take pleasure in sucking other men's cocks. It is against my faith! Robert
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I invite you to complete the "series", if you had such funny dialogues.
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... a lot of 
and many 
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Gerry owes me a new keyboard 
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x2, 
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, many 
