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Post by Yastreb on Mar 21, 2021 11:39:13 GMT
With the Baiter's Songbook established, I thought, it's time for the Baiter Poetry collection.
So, to start... some Haiku. Some names have been altered, just in case.
Oh, poor James Duncan!
Payday utterly ruined
By voodoo pigeons
Smooth Mister Obi
The master dollar chopper
Scammers curse his name
Barrister Mensah
He's a man of mystery
Feared for his voodoo
Tony Asamoreh
Works with Barrister Mensah
The money flows in!
Mister Paul Andes
The gift that keeps on giving
Nine months; more to come?
Wrap up Paul Andes
A novelty Yuletide gift
Merry Christmas fooooooooool!
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Post by Yastreb on Mar 23, 2021 1:15:07 GMT
Those of you who encountered the loquacious Lambert Starr's audio might be interested in seeing how his emails can be transformed into blank verse with the aid of some carefully placed line breaks.
Lambert Starr Speaks His Mind
Listen You Idiot
I just want to let you know
Like it or not I MUST get this Money
And there is nothing you will do about it
At last you will know
That I am not playing with you
May God Punish you and everything around you
Including that your harlot Emily
You must die with all your generation
Both born and unborn
Please I dont think I will join issues with you
Right now
Please it is all left for you to do
What I asked you to do
Because that is the only you
Will use and get this Money
Unless you dont want to comply.
Like I have said before now
I do know
That I have apologize to you
And your Family members.
It is left for you know to take
Or not to take
Please I dont want to say
Much again on this
You should that this Money is in the Bank
And there is no way
I can make Order over this Money only me
Than to as you to do the right thing
Please this is all I can say for now.
Just forget anything about Lawyer
Now and do what I asked you to do
Simple.
Like I said before now
I do not have time
For all these your insoult
All I asked you is
Kindly contact the bank in London
And have your money simple
So just know
That I don't have any issue
Or issues with you ok
If you say that
You will not clam your money
So be it
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 10, 2022 1:07:43 GMT
Sometimes Lad emails can end up being blank verse because of odd formatting. Hearken to this example from a disappointed "lawyer" when the scam went south after several months.
You are not a good client,
I know you are a serious person
for Tony Kalaby main looking at the
approach you have shown so far.
You are not a good business person
because your word there is NO honor
as you played and made yourself a JOKER
this while.
Thank you for your time and my time spent
If Tony is ready to bring-forth someone that's
capable until then.
No hope for him to have a good life.
That led to Captain Mal replying in a similar style.
I am not a sucker.
I know you are a lying scumbag scammer.
Tony Kalaby is just another scammer like you.
I am not your cash cow
You've been lying all the way
As you tried to rip me off
This while.
Thank you for being an asshole
If you have any conscience you'll give up a life of crime
And not try this on someone else.
No hope for you to have a good life.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)