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Post by Birlic on May 10, 2021 8:32:30 GMT
Chapter #9 - The Courtesy Parcel
The characters:
- Reverend Samuel - the scammer
- sister Dave - Linoline
- chancellor Eduard - Birlic
- accountant Gerry - Birlic
- Claude (manager at the shipping company - TSC) - Birlic
- "the servers" of TSC - Birlic
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We will also start the "Courtesy Parcel" chapter (#9) and we will go in parallel for a few days. - Sister Dave will send our scammer the package of electronic products + $10,000 hidden inside. - We will try to get some nice BIP trophies and a Safari trip in Niger / Cameroon. - Gerry will remain hospitalized and unavailable (until we need his character again). === 10.15 - From the TSC servers, to our dear Reverend Samuel... good news: 10.23 - Another message from the servers: In a few hours I will move the package to London, and tomorrow morning it will arrive in Paris... We want the scammer to "see" that the package is moving fast and to gain confidence in the shipping company. Claude will contact Samuel tomorrow and ask for his ID. === |
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Post by Linoline on May 10, 2021 10:03:07 GMT
10:37 Sister Dave to Samuel
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Post by Linoline on May 10, 2021 11:00:47 GMT
11:36 Samuel to Sister Dave
It seems that Samuel already knows what is going to happen. Only it won't be the Nigerian authorities who take the money. And yes, we can't complain after it's stolen, he has that right. It's amusing that he takes the blame because of the delay in sending the account. If he didn't it would be Gerry's health situation, so nothing changed, but it's good that it's his own fault
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Post by Birlic on May 10, 2021 11:34:44 GMT
12.18 - A very happy & hopeful Reverend writes to my old Chancellor: === 12.38 - From the TSC servers, good news: ===
15.45 - Claude (Customer Care manager) writes to Samuel:
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Post by Birlic on May 10, 2021 18:32:15 GMT
18.50 - Dear Reverend Samuel writes to Claude:
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19.23 - Obviously, this ID document belongs to the "reverend" who performed the baptismal ceremony.
- Tomorrow I will try to request BIP trophies on the pretext that the package is classified as HVC (high value content).
- Claude answers to Samuel:
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Post by Linoline on May 10, 2021 18:43:29 GMT
I wonder what will go wrong that requires the use of the BIP procedure  19:42 Sister Dave to Samuel |
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Post by Birlic on May 10, 2021 19:04:38 GMT
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Post by Linoline on May 10, 2021 20:17:17 GMT
But Samuel's payment doesn't depend on it (yet) so how big will be the chance that we'll get nothing but excuses and empty promises?
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Post by Birlic on May 10, 2021 21:39:22 GMT
Linoline ... we will see. 22.35 - The parcel has reached France:
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Post by Birlic on May 11, 2021 5:48:48 GMT
Tuesday
06.21 - Directly from the monitoring servers, a very good news. The parcel just reached Spain. 06.47 - Half an hour later, Claude informs Samuel that the ID (Driver License) has been accepted for authentication. But, because we are talking about a package with a high declared value, the Insurance Company imposes special conditions. So, Mr. Scammer, take off your clothes and delight us with some special pictures! === 08.27 - The BIP procedures ... Claude writes to Samuel:
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Post by Linoline on May 11, 2021 7:59:37 GMT
22:43 Samuel to sister Dave Oh scammerboy.... don't you realize that your choice of words gives the perfect opening for a solution? 8:57 Sister Dave |
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Post by Birlic on May 11, 2021 8:20:12 GMT
- Of course, he can't wait to start the Sermons in front of "his" parishioners. I have no doubts! - Of course, if it's not about money, then the phone's memory is very small and it can't film... we've already heard this sad "bad phone" story from Moses. - Of course, he can also preach in front of the pyramid... we will make sure that everything is fine and that they did not demolish it. |
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Post by Linoline on May 11, 2021 8:29:28 GMT
 it's like you read my mind, but I wanted to have him share his thoughts first |
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Post by Birlic on May 11, 2021 9:49:48 GMT
10.47 - The package arrived in Morocco, but we froze the delivery because Samuel has not yet sent those BIP pictures.
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11.16 - Half an hour later, Claude writes to Samuel:
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Post by wcsc12 on May 11, 2021 12:27:36 GMT
Brother Samuel is going to have a fun vacation. I bet he would stay for a few days.
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Post by Birlic on May 11, 2021 13:18:08 GMT
14.14 - Samuel to Claude: Claude:
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Post by dz on May 11, 2021 13:56:16 GMT
14.14 - Samuel to Claude: But everything else he's done up to now is not!  I think he's well enough in to the alternate reality now to be persuaded to do anything. Looking forward to the parcel (non) delivery. And when that fails, I'm sure Sister Dave would be delighted to volunteer for the church to pay for her to deliver in person. Of course she will actually want to have a secret liaison with her romantic interest Samuel in Calabar... |
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Post by Linoline on May 11, 2021 14:44:22 GMT
Strangely enough he is not even responding to sister Dave. Right now he thinks he doesn't need her, because the money is on it's way to him already and we all know where the focus of the scammers is. He might be surprised to find out that sister Dave can freeze the shipment if he doesn't comply. |
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Post by DonClawleone on May 11, 2021 15:12:26 GMT
I'd love to see a scammer make the trip to Morocco proper, perhaps after COVID. I remember we got close once, but getting someone to take their package directly from there would be a scambaiting first to my knowledge (although I suspect Samuel's a wee bit too poor and dense to go anywhere that exotic).
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Post by Birlic on May 11, 2021 15:32:02 GMT
We have the BIP trophies!
Samuel to Claude:  ===
Claude:
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Post by Linoline on May 11, 2021 20:13:05 GMT
Finally Samuel had time to come up with some excuses
19:02
Of course there's the promise of more money, but also, excuses will be rewarded with another task.
21:11 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on May 12, 2021 6:23:18 GMT
Wednesday
07.15 - Another good news for our dear reverend... the parcel has been "released" and continues its journey to its destination. Later, Claude will confirm that the biometric authentication procedure was a success. The imbecile will see with his own eyes that the money is approaching Nigeria and will probably try to avoid / delay the Triumphal March. From Dakar, the package will arrive in Abidjan (tomorrow) and then Accra (Friday). Sister Dave will block the shipment until Samuel does the right thing. Poor scammer! === 07.58 - Claude writes to Samuel: === 09.00 - A verry happy scammer writes to Claude:
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Post by Linoline on May 12, 2021 8:18:37 GMT
23:58 Samuel
He didn't sound very happy in his message, but he must feel a bit pressured that he still has to do things. Fortunately for us he's still cooperating. Sister Dave will be pleased with the results.
9:22 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on May 12, 2021 13:22:16 GMT
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Post by Linoline on May 12, 2021 18:32:43 GMT
Uh oh... trouble!
17:36 Samuel to Sister Dave
Never happened before? Only a few other times and I didn't expect anything different this time.
19:30 Sister Dave to Samuel
I'm curious what his proposal for a solution will be.
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Post by Linoline on May 12, 2021 21:17:37 GMT
20:52 Samuel to sister Dave
Excuses or truth? We hope to find out
22:16 Sister Dave
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Post by mrburrow on May 12, 2021 21:19:55 GMT
Every day I come to this forum in the hope of reading about deals concluded by fine businessmen, and every day I leave disappointed  |
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Post by Linoline on May 12, 2021 21:21:32 GMT
But pyramids, milk, honey and half naked scammers are much more entertaining |
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Post by creepthecreepers on May 12, 2021 21:54:04 GMT
Not to mention safaris in the form of "Christian missions".
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Post by Birlic on May 13, 2021 6:33:33 GMT
20:52 Samuel to sister Dave Excuses or truth? We hope to find out. We all know that the pyramid is built in the scammer's yard, because the BIP pictures are also taken there. Of course, the "church" cannot use this advantage because (theoretically) "what happens in Las Vegas remains in Las Vegas". Samuel thinks that sister Dave knows nothing about the TSC (the shipping company) requirements. === 07.14 - The parcel reached Cote d'Ivoire. Tomorrow il will move it again, closer... in Accra (Ghana). === Yesterday, late in the night, Samuel writes to sister Dave... 08.54 - Sister Dave to Samuel: Linoline will be going on a "Safari" for a few days, so I'll take on the role of "sister Dave" I will post all the messages and materials received. - We hope Samuel does the Triumphal March tomorrow, as promised. - We hope to receive the picture that proves that the pyramid was not demolished. === |
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it's like you read my mind, but I wanted to have him share his thoughts first 
I think he's well enough in to the alternate reality now to be persuaded to do anything.
