Syrian Peacekeeper needing help to get out of "there" <SIC>

This was not a good bait, or one of my best. I mainly did this to pass time while I waited for a company to open up so I could phone them. Time was seeming to drag and then this guy decided to help me out by messaging me on social media. I decided to spend the next hour and a half annoying this guy and seeing how much of a nuisance I could be. 

He claims to be a "Peace Keeper" currently stationed inside Syria who needs help getting out of "there" <SIC>.  His words, "am needing help getting out of there"... 

I decided to share the following bait as I had fun and got to past time. I should have and could of done better, but just wanted to have him amuse me while I waited for time to pass. 

NOTE: I don't know/care about your views on the Syrian Civil war. Not to be rude, and I just talked about it in my conversation with the scammer as he claimed to by in Syria and it seemed like an easy topic to fool a scammer pretending to be in a country he is not actually in. I was proven correct when the "Peace Keeper" didn't know what the FSA was (Free Syrian Army).  Funny considering someone in a country recently in the gripes of a major civil war. 

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7:20 AM

MC sent Today at 7:20 AM
Hi beautiful

You sent Today at 7:24 AM
Hello

MC sent Today at 7:25 AM
How are you doing
Can I see your picture please

You sent Today at 7:25 AM
Watching Radon movies. And you?

MC sent Today at 7:26 AM
At work
Where are you from

You sent Today at 7:27 AM
Lagos, and you?

MC sent Today at 7:28 AM
From Syria

You sent Today at 7:28 AM
Pretty cool, what city?
My friend lives there

MC sent Today at 7:28 AM
Where is Lagos

You sent Today at 7:29 AM
Festac Town

NOTE: I claimed to be in Lagos to see how the scammer would react. Oddly he seemed pretty interested in where I "lived". I also used google maps to find the name of a random community within Lago's to add creditability to mine living there... as I am pretty sure that's where the scammer was from. 

You sent Today at 7:29 AM
but why do you ask? you are from Syria
I doubt you care or know anything about Lagos

You sent Today at 7:30 AM
So you still live in Syria?

MC sent Today at 7:30 AM
In Damascus

You sent Today at 7:30 AM
ah, you FSA or support Assad?

MC sent Today at 7:31 AM
I have been there in Lagos before

You replied to MC
Today at 7:31 AM. Original message:
Where is Lagos

Your reply:
then why did you ask where it was???

You sent Today at 7:31 AM
you part of the FSA in Syria?

MC sent Today at 7:32 AM
I wanna know the particulars Lagos you talking about

You sent Today at 7:33 AM
why? you want to know that?
Seems kinda not like something a Syrian would want to know about

MC sent Today at 7:33 AM
I don't understand you

You sent Today at 7:33 AM
you texted me because???
Just because you want to know about what life in Lagos is like?

MC sent Today at 7:34 AM
Were do your friend live in Syria

You sent Today at 7:34 AM
I can't say, he's FSA
you understand

MC sent Today at 7:36 AM
Meaning of FSA
I wanna do a business with your friend ?

You sent Today at 7:36 AM
You haven't answered me yet though

You sent Today at 7:37 AM
What if you are pro assad?
Be kinda rude to tell a FSA member to someone who is pro-assad

MC sent Today at 7:37 AM
What was your question

You sent Today at 7:37 AM
Are you FSA or for assad?

MC sent Today at 7:38 AM
What do you mean by FSA

You sent Today at 7:39 AM
You are in/from Syria... Right?

NOTE: This guy claims to be a peacekeeper in a country ravaged by civil war and doesn't know what armies fought in said civil war that he's a peace keeper of... 

MC sent Today at 7:39 AM
Am in Damascus in Syria

You sent Today at 7:40 AM
You do know that your country is in the middle of a deadly civil war....

MC sent Today at 7:40 AM
Can we do a business

You sent Today at 7:40 AM
Thousands are dying daily. And you don't know about it?

MC sent Today at 7:41 AM
Am there for war ......

MC sent Today at 7:41 AM
Am a military personnel

You replied to MC
Today at 7:41 AM. Original message:
Can we do a business
Your reply:
You are pro Assad though. Why should I rat out my FSA contacts?

MC sent Today at 7:42 AM
I know about that
Am sorry for that ok

You replied to MC
Today at 7:42 AM. Original message:
Am a military personnel
Your reply:
Yet you want to do business with members of the FSA???
What would you do if Assad found out?

MC sent Today at 7:43 AM
Forget about the FSA member
Let me do the business with you

You sent Today at 7:43 AM
I fully support my friend and the FSA

You sent Today at 7:44 AM
why should I trust you, someone who is fighting for Assad and butchers his own country man for a tyrant?
You know how many people Assad executed? and you still support him???
The fact you support that murderer is reason I shouldn't trust you

NOTE: This conversation may be uncomfortable for most, which is why I brought it up. Not claiming sides in the civil war, but just using it to make the scammer abandon his copy-paste script and have to type responses to me. 

MC sent Today at 7:45 AM
Forget about that

You sent Today at 7:45 AM
Why would a memeber of the Assad regime want to contact me, a supporter of the FSA to do business
by admitting you support Assad you are stating you can't be trusted though
you admitted yourself you are un trust worthy, and an enemy... so why would I want to do business?
Why would you want to do business with me?

MC sent Today at 7:46 AM
Can we talk any other things

You sent Today at 7:46 AM
what do you want to talk about?

You sent Today at 7:46 AM
what is your favorite Football team?

MC sent Today at 7:46 AM
Forget about that business for now
Let us get to know each other first

You sent Today at 7:47 AM
then answer my question

MC sent Today at 7:48 AM
My team there is Al-jaish SC
About our selves
What about you

You sent Today at 7:49 AM
I don't watch that rubbish
What is your favorite color?

You sent Today at 7:51 AM
Hello?
You wanted to talk about other stuff and now go afk???

MC sent Today at 7:54 AM
My color is black
What about you
Forget about the stuff now will talk about that only when we get to know each other better then trust each other on the business
My favorite color is green.

You sent Today at 7:54 AM
What is your favorite TV show?

You replied to MC
Today at 7:55 AM. Original message:
Forget about the stuff now will talk about that only when we get to know…
Your reply:
Did you copy and paste that? It's what you typed earlier word for word...

NOTE: He did NOT copy and pasted that, but given the length of that response and it's English compared to everything else he typed I guessed it was part of a script he had copied and pasted on his computer/phone. I was correct as he didn't call me out for lying, he never did copy and paste that earlier. He at first apologized for doing that because he was "Confused" and then after stating his favorite TV series tried to say he doesn't copy and paste... while never calling me out on the fact he never once posted that message earlier, even though I said he did. 

MC sent Today at 7:58 AM
Hello because you are confusing me

You sent Today at 7:59 AM
Me confusing you caused you to copy and paste what you said earlier?

MC sent Today at 8:00 AM
Flame of fate
No I don't copy and paste

MC sent Today at 8:00 AM
If you can trust me

You sent Today at 8:00 AM
Not to mention what you copied and pasted made no sense given the context of our conversation
Why didn't you answer me about your favorite TV show?

MC sent Today at 8:01 AM
My best TV show is flame of fate

You sent Today at 8:02 AM
Mine is Boku no Pico

NOTE: DO NOT GOOGLE/WATCH that show, inside joke within the anime community. 

MC sent Today at 8:02 AM
Forget about the conversation

You sent Today at 8:02 AM
What is your favorite actor?

MC sent Today at 8:02 AM
Ok

You replied to MC
Today at 8:03 AM. Original message:
Forget about the conversation
Your reply:
You said you wanted us to get to know each other...

MC sent Today at 8:04 AM
My best actor is Tom cruise

MC sent Today at 8:04 AM
Yes I said that

You sent Today at 8:04 AM
Mine is Leslie Nelson
What is your favorite book?

MC sent Today at 8:06 AM
My best book is War and peace
What did you do for a living

You sent Today at 8:07 AM
Mine is "The Iron Fey"
I am an arborist

MC sent Today at 8:07 AM
What the meaning of arborist

You sent Today at 8:07 AM
What is your job within the Syrian army?

MC sent Today at 8:08 AM
We went there for a peace keeping mission

You sent Today at 8:08 AM
I thought you said you aren't a member of the FSA earlier?

MC sent Today at 8:09 AM
Yes

You sent Today at 8:10 AM
You lying to me... But I can't understand why.
Ntm you don't know what an arborist is...

MC sent Today at 8:11 AM
I told you am sorry earlier
I know about
That

You sent Today at 8:11 AM
You are a peace keeper fighting for someone commiting genocide... That makes sense to you?
Do many peacekeepers fight for a leader who kills and executes his own people?

MC sent Today at 8:13 AM
Am not from Syria
But I live there

You sent Today at 8:14 AM
So just because you live there and are not from there that makes you killing innocent people ok?
That's your excuse for having killed thousands of people???

MC sent Today at 8:16 AM
Not what you think

You sent Today at 8:17 AM
You admitted it

MC sent Today at 8:17 AM
Were are sent by the government

You sent Today at 8:17 AM
So when you are not busy killing kids, what hobbies do you like?

MC sent Today at 8:18 AM
Football game

You sent Today at 8:21 AM
How many children have you helped burn alive?

You sent Today at 8:22 AM
Hello?
You wanted to get to know each other
How many books you have?

MC sent Today at 8:25 AM
Forget about that
Am planning to go out from there but I need a helper

You sent Today at 8:25 AM
What was last book you bought?

You replied to MC
Today at 8:25 AM. Original message:
Am planning to go out from there but I need a helper
Your reply:
You said no business until we get to know each other!!!

MC sent Today at 8:26 AM
I haven't buy any book since I can for the mission

You sent Today at 8:26 AM
What was last book you bought?

You replied to MC
Today at 8:26 AM. Original message:
I haven't buy any book since I can for the mission
Your reply:
You can read them on your phone
You got iphone or android?

MC sent Today at 8:29 AM
Both
I don't have chance for that

You sent Today at 8:29 AM
Ok. Go to the playstore on Android
You been texting me for how long??? But don't have time???

You sent Today at 8:30 AM
It won't take long. Open up the play store

MC sent Today at 8:30 AM
Am talk to you with the military machine
I know
How it goes

You replied to MC
Today at 8:30 AM. Original message:
Am talk to you with the military machine
Your reply:
Why are you lying?

MC sent Today at 8:31 AM
Am planning on how to leave here

You replied to MC
Today at 8:31 AM. Original message:
Am talk to you with the military machine
Your reply:
You do know that you will get executed for talking to a FSA supporter with army property

MC sent Today at 8:31 AM
For about that
Forget about that

You sent Today at 8:31 AM
You do know that you talked with me for over an hour on an army device knowing that I support the FSA

You sent Today at 8:32 AM
You are going to be killed by the army for talking to me.

MC sent Today at 8:32 AM
Yes

You sent Today at 8:32 AM
I feel bad. Why didn't you tell me you were using army device

You sent Today at 8:33 AM
I am going to cause you to be killed. You know Assad monitors your device

MC sent Today at 8:33 AM
Am sorry

You sent Today at 8:33 AM
Why are you sorry??

MC sent Today at 8:33 AM
Yes

You sent Today at 8:33 AM
You are the one he is going to kill, not me

MC sent Today at 8:33 AM
Because I didn't tell you

You sent Today at 8:34 AM
You know that he is going to kill you

MC sent Today at 8:35 AM
Yes but I wanna leave here before the caught me

MC sent Today at 8:35 AM
I need someone's help

MC sent Today at 8:35 AM
To get out of here

You sent Today at 8:35 AM
I refuse to help a murderer

MC sent Today at 8:35 AM
Why

You sent Today at 8:35 AM
You killed children. You don't deserve my help

You sent Today at 8:36 AM
Why should a FSA supporter help a child killer?

MC sent Today at 8:38 AM
Ok you don't wanna help me

You sent Today at 8:38 AM
you said you wanted to get to know each other before talking business
so what was the last movie you watched?

MC sent Today at 8:39 AM
I told it flame of fate

You sent Today at 8:39 AM
That was your favorite TV series
I asked what was the last movie you saw

You sent Today at 8:40 AM
I thought you said "Flame of Fate" was your favorite TV series... now you are saying it's the last movie you watched?

MC sent Today at 8:41 AM
I forgot
What was your question

You replied to yourself
Today at 8:42 AM. Original message:
so what was the last movie you watched?
Your reply:
you saw my question... you answered it by saying the name of your favorite TV series...
You sent Today at 8:42 AM
You replied to my question about last movie you saw and then claim you didn't read it?
What is going on? you don't know English that well?

MC sent Today at 8:43 AM
Talk you later

You sent Today at 8:43 AM
Why?

MC sent Today at 8:43 AM
My boss is here

You sent Today at 8:43 AM
You said you wanted to get to know each other
Your boss or commanding officer??? I thought you were in the army
Why would you call your NCOIC or Commanding officer your boss???

You sent Today at 8:44 AM
you said you had to go but your still active on messenger...
*Sent image of him showing he was online*
I thought you had to go???

You sent Today at 9:02 AM
why are you active???
I thought your boss showed up?
hello??? you are not making any sense, you call your commanding officer your boss... say you have to go because he showed up and are active online again?