The Goat church

I found this scammer on fraudfighters and wrote him that maybe there is some missunderstanding and he contacted me wrongly. In the beginning, he seemed to be stupid but now ut seems he understands the meaning of our "cooperation"
L'personages:
Brother Gerry - chuckbutt
Rev. Chuck Butt Hole - chuckbutt
Sister Jane - chuckbutt 
Matthew - scammer

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Gerry to Scammer:

Hello my friend,

I'm brother Gerry, accountant of the Holy Church here in the Church of the Holy Goat.

You're a fucking scammer and you tried to fool this old idiot Chuck. Do not bother to deny because I immediately recognized your way of working. If you will speak well and if I see that you are a smart guy, then I will propose a strong business by which we can both enrich ourselves. There is a lot of fucking money waiting to be taken by someone smart. Do not try to warn the Church because I control all the church computers, so don't think about sending them unnecessary warnings. Okay?

Get back to me in case you are interested in my plan.

Stay safe

Gerry
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Scammer to Gerry:

Sir,

It is very unfortunate that you really misunderstood my true intention.

However,I do not want to duel on it further but to provokingly know what type of business you are talking about.

I told Rev.Chuck Butt that it behoves on him to claim his payment or not,believing that there is an error somewhere.

Thanks.
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At the same time, he writes a warning mail to Butt, but you know that Gerr controls each & everything :

Scammer to Chuck:

Your Attention Rev.Chuck Butt,

Yes,that your accountant wrote a very dispassionate message to me,and not only that, called me a scammer which is derogatory of my status.

Be it as it may, i am a messenger in this regard,because it seems that there is a mistake somewhere.

All we are mandated to pay you which is optional, i am real and cannot be fake.

Hence, it is left for you in that respect.

About your christian missionary exploit, please consider me as one who can actively participate in every aspect humanly possible.

My concern is your procedure and my work.

Thanks.
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Gerry to Scammer:

Matthew,

it seems you do not understand English?

I told you I control all Church computers and I have access to emails & files of each computer and any of the church accounts.

Why would you think you were so smart to tell the senile Chuck about my proposal to you?

So here I let you know that I detected your message and Chuck will not be able to see it (cause I removed it from server & local network).

You are not in situation to have enough brains to understand the fact that I don't fucking care if you are a scammer - and I even did not tell Chuck Butt about that, because I see you are a good potential business partner to me.

Here is the deal: these idiots want to establish parishes in all over the world. So they are looking for local reverends to become the "shephards" of local parishes. The Church is ready to finance the establishing of each of the new parishes. The first payment is usually 8000 to 10000 GBP immidiately after admission process, besides that, you may order material things (equipment) on sum of from 6000 up to 10000 GBP. But this is not everything - after you establish the new local "parish", you will receive monthly salary and you may also keep up to 5-6 people as your "apostiles" and they get salary too. The amount of salary depends on region, the minimal one is 800 GBP per month, the maximal value is 2000 GBP per month.

Here is my proposal: you play the role of the new local "reverend", I support you from here with internal information and advises (also I will be the one who will transfer you the money, no transaction goes through without me). So this way we share the money earned. 50/50 + you receive your monthly salary and may also put your friends/family members as your "apostiles" and they receive salary too. From the monthly salary I won't have any profit - but more important is, that we can make a great development project with budget up to 50000GBP and more, if you wanna become bishop of Africa.

The admission and parish establishment process are formal and must be done according to the church protocol. The protocol requires certain tasks in order to become church member and to establish a new parish. I know these are simple tasks like filling application form or some things kind of that. Sister Jane knows such things better, she is Church secretary and will advise you once you tell Chuck you want to become a reverend in your country.

If you are interested in this and want to earn some good fucking money together with on sharing basis, tell me and I will tell you how to speak to Church on this.

And do not tell Chuck any bullshit - your "unwanted" emails will be deleted by me! You don't believe it? Ask Chuck if he received the shitty email you wrote to him yesterday.

Don't try to fool me, but try to make some money together.

Stay safe and take a vaccine
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Scammer realizes he has no chance and writes to Gerry:

Sir,

I would wish that we are together as to discuss vehemently as to understand my perspective.

But without Mincing word, I have accepted to be your Reverend,and would wish too to know the process,for I am a christian.

I will never betray you or the church for it is not my character.

I noted your terms and wish to thank you for your kind gesture.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully,
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Gerry to Scammer:

Alright Matthew,

I am not responsible for adhesion & admission in our church but I am glad to know we are gonna cooperate & lodge this money up then share between us.

Now I will explain you your perspectives i.e. role in my plan.

See, these fools want top "spread the word of the Church of the Holy Goat" all over the world.

This is why they are looking for local reverends to establish parishes in different regions.

Your role is to play such a revrerend, i.e. tell Chuck Butt Hole from the holy Goat church you want to become a reverend in your city/village/whatever. After admission & adhession, we will start to make the first payments to you. There me & you share the money. That's it!

I will talk to Chuck at breakfast , so, we have exceed the initial moment and focus on the rapid completion of the process of initiation and inauguration of "your" parish. Be smart and behave yourself good, talk to church representatives politely. You will have to complete only 3 or 4 stages (instead of 6-7 as they are usually needed). It's nothing complicated and the secretary Jane will probably contact you after you tell Chuck you want toi become a reverend and join the church. If you do not understand something, it is advisable to ask HER, not me, as I am not a specialist for admission & adhession. It's better to ask before than to make a mistake and have it fixed afterwards. Don't forget what I told you about Jane; she is very intelligent and you have to be extremely polite to her. Practically, she decides all the administrative stages and she is the one who accepts (from a bureaucratic point of view) all the visual materials sent. If we manage to convince her that everything is "real", then the problem is solved (because father Chuck and the rest of the Elders formally approve of what Jane presents to them).

At this point of time, you need to write a mail to Father Chuck Butt that you decided to become a reverend of the Church of the Holy Goat.

Do it now, as tomorrow I want to talk to him in breakfast.

Stay safe and get back to me with update.

Gerry

Scammer did not react promptly so Gerry starts to insult him:
I thought you are a serious guy but seems you are a small boy from a bush.

I told you to write to Chuck that you want to become a reverend but you were too lazy to send a fucking 2-sentence email to him.
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Scammer to Chuck (he also sent same message to Gerry, IDK why):

Sir,

With all due respect after due consideration,I decided to be a member of your congregation as a Reverend if this will be the way to have my encounter with God.

Kindly adhere to my position and advise accordingly as to know how to engage my search in my locality for the church branch henceforth.

Please accept my request.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully
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Gerry to Scammer:

Alright Matthew,

Chuck went to his office half an hour ago and will probably be able to answer you today and transfer the case to Jane.

For the church branch search - Jane will advise you on next steps.

Tomorrow morning I will talk to commission chairman, so that you need to fullfill only 4 tasks instead of usual 7. As I said, we are in business and I will support you from here as much as possible through my status and connections.

These usually are:

Normally, the appointment procedure involves (in the early stages) a theological examination and the organization of philosophical discussions on biblical topics, but in your case I make so, that Chuck decides to go over it, because I convinced him to do so.

You and your "future apostles" (your friends, neighbours, whoever) will probably need to fill out a membership form and submit a personal photo (for electronic records).

Then you will need to recreate a biblical scene, in the sense that you will need to send some pictures that suggest a particular event in the Bible. The Elders will choose the theme and you will receive all the instructions from Jane.

After completing this last stage, the final test follows: the Monument of Faith and the Baptism Ceremony. It is about the construction (with local materials and on a miniature scale) of an "emblematic" monument for the Faith. Likewise, the Elders will choose the theme and Jane will give you all the explanations. It can be Solomon's Temple, or the Pharaoh's Pyramid, or the Cross of Salvation, Holy Sepulcher, etc. It all depends on the Elders. All you have to do is follow the instructions, because you will receive all the necessary details from the secretary. The Baptism Ceremony consists of some prayers and vows made in front of the Monument of Faith and it represents the final stage of your designation as Reverend. Basically, after that ceremony you and the other Apostles (your friends) are officially appointed as prelates of the church and your parish is inaugurated by a final triumphal march. At that point we can start making the payments (your anual salaries and the development budget, which we will share between me and you).

We keep in touch
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Butt to Scammer:

Dear Brother Matthew,

Thank you for your email. I am glad to know that you decided to become a new member of our community. We are working on expansion in different world areas and will be glad to see you as the leader of your local parish which you will establish.

I confess that I look forward to this message of yours, but before I make a final decision, I would like to know more about the man behind the name. Son, tell me something about yourself and about your life so that I can feel that I am getting to know you better. If I like your words, I'll tell you something about us and our goals and objectives. Whre do you live and what are you doing as a christian man? How old are you? tell me more about you, so that I can represent the information to the Elders for approval.

Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Goat!
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I think chances are low but let's see