Mr. Starford and Bitch Wife vs. Mr. Cum.

So a little bit of background: This started out with a scammer going by the name Douglas Cummings (Hereafter referred to as Mr. Cum) contacting me and telling me that he had won a massive lottery and that $50.000 will be sent to five lucky people (of which I am one) who received his E-Mail out of the sheer goodness of his heart. I told this scammer that I desperately needed the money because I was going through a costly divorce from an evil woman (Hereafter referred to as Bitch Wife) who was trying to make me do unspeakable things with her male callers. I wanted him to get in on my relationship drama a bit, but this turned out to be a dead end. Part of his scam was that I had to go through a fake bank to get my winnings. Of course the bank was just him with another e-mail address, but he mostly engaged with me through the fake bank, not as himself. So I was unable to really engage with him.

However, a few days ago, this same scammer e-mailed me telling me I had an ATM card with my name on it loaded with cash. All I had to do is send him $5.000 and a delivery agent would bring it right over to my house. With this direct, one on one setup, things worked out a lot better with this bait. Here it is:





Again, we had corresponded several times before this, so with that Dear Sir/Madam, he honestly forgot. But I acted like we were picking up where we had left off.




Again with the fake bank. I was able to steer things away from that this time, thankfully.



I really wanted to get it into his head that my evil, nefarious wife was lurking around and might steal my ATM card.


The asking about Christianity thing was just to make him believe I am super ultra mega religious. It was my hope, my dream, that he would babble religious nothings at me in the e-mail, but so far no success.


Does FedEx have diplomats? lol



Asking for clarification was just a way to draw things out and waste his time.



What did he say about my fake wife???


Well, I got him to refer to her as Bitch Wife, so I consider this an automatic win.


Credit to Mr. Pricky for the Tax thing. It's a great way to draw things out.


I wasn't expecting him to ask for my life story and details. I just pretended that I didn't see that part.


So that's where I left it for that night, but this is really interesting. In the morning, I woke to this E-Mail. My guess is that he re-traced his E-mial box and found our previous conversation, because he suddenly remembered who I was. Again, I had given him some ridiculous story about how my wife agreed not to divorce me, but only if I engage in sexual relations with her many male callers. He didn't respond at all to that story last time, but now he's using it as a way to earn my trust.




I replied, hoping this time to get some reaction or life advise to the strange, weird situation my wife was putting me in. 



Again, credit to Mr. Pricky for the "Show me some fucking gunshots". I would have used "Gunshort", but I didn't want to push my luck with credibility. Sadly he did not respond to this at all. I really want him to engage in the utter ridiculousness of my fake personal situation, but haven't found a way yet. One of these days I'm going to make this guy send me a prayer of his own devising about the folly of having sex with my wife's many boyfriends. For now though, I realized he was never going to respond, so I broke the bad news. This is where things started getting fun.


Bitch wife strikes again. Shame, that. 


At this point, I just had to stop and really take in what utter scumbags these people are. Scambaiting is fun and funny and it's endlessly amusing to mess with these people, but it's responses like that that remind you what utter garbage human beings these people really are. WOW!


I was actually hoping he would increase the payment once he learned that I had $20.000 just lying around. He did not. 



I just figured I'd draw things out even more with pointless details and reiterations:


He really started leaning hard on the religious angle. I figured he would.


I let things go for a few hours for credibility and he seemed to get impatient:


So here's where I hit him with a photograph of the payment slip that was, of course, too small and too blurry to read.



And that's where we're at right now. Not exactly an explosive ending, but I like the idea of him knowing he won't be able to reach me until Monday. I'd like to think he will spend at least some of his time in the next 24 hours trying to get a better look at that payment slip, but you never know. This was only my second bait and I think it turned out reasonably well. I really want to get him more involved in my marital problems somehow. My plan is to tell him on Monday that I had no idea the picture was too small and that I will try to get him the payment number again. I then want to make him believe that I absentmindedly left the payment slip at the courthouse where bitch wife found it and withdrew all the money. Not sure how to set that up exactly. Maybe I could just give him a BS payment number, or are there any used payment numbers Scambaiters can use to make scammers think the money has been withdrawn? Do those exist?

Of course, if anyone has any recommendations I would be really grateful. As I say I am still very inexperienced. But this was fun. Hope you liked it.