This is my second attempt at making this post. I lost the original draft when I was almost done with all the edits, captions and translations. I had to type everything from scratch
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mcintyre you just might be right
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JUNE 28 (YESTERDAY)
Ayo just settled in Nigeria after his long but fruitful trip to Ghana, and he had a few words for the Ambassador.
12:58 Translation - I have gone and come!
(without any issue). I have received the package and you will not collect a penny out of it. HAHAHA, IDIOT, YOUR FATHER
(offensive expression, I insulted his father 
). The delivery guy even gave me over $2000 in cash.
12:59 Translation - In my entire life, I have never seen a person as useless as you. STUPID HERDSMAN
(offensive Nigerian ethnic slur). You are the worst scammer I have seen in this game, you are lazy and you don't know how to work. You only know how to complain and become jealous. I even gave you another client to scam
(Linoline's Mabel) and you spoilt everything. STUPID DULLARD.
13:01 Translation - "Go to Ghana and pick the package." You did not go. you came to tell me a bullshit story about how you are not the receiver and a person reported you to the imaginary police. GOD PUNISH YOU THERE.
You don't have sense
(intelligence). How will you order 7 lunchboxes from abroad
(he requested for some lunch boxes in the shipped package...odd). Did you not go to school? I abandoned everything.
13:04 Translation - Because you realized that you can no longer receive anything
(and you are also jealous that you'll never be as skilled as I am in this game), you want to destroy the whole operation and tell the victim that he is joking and the police is investigating him.
I know that you will warn the victim after this because you are pained and you would want to bring me down. All the products have been sent to computer village
(A very large unregulated local tech market in Lagos) and I did not take them to my house. I am selling every single fucking thing,
(even) their father
(boss) cannot track me.
13:12 - Mareeus sent the photo of some of the items in the package to the scammer before he shipped them
(ScuffedBarrister helped me do this from the uk), coincidentally I own one of the items in the image and I still have the box which is identical to the one in the photo. I took low-quality photos of it clearly next to a Nigerian branded item so the scammer will believe Ayo
(in Nigeria) really picked the $10,000 package from Ghana.
Translation - It is only the headphone I would be keeping as a souvenir...original N200,000 worth sony music headphones. I took a picture and kept it in the email so you would not deny it or say I am lying to you.
All the monies from the laptop and remaining stuff will drop next week and *shocked expression* I will flex it everywhere, you will not see shit to collect.
I know it will pain you, stupid idiot. I am going to block your stupid ambassador and agent in the clients email, and never in your life send another email to me. You are a foolish small boy and you are inferior to me. You will be finished by hunger, poverty and poverty
(again) in the Benin you are in. Idiot.
I even thank God I never gave you my real number or face.
13:22 Translation - I just read the email and you are a real illiterate
(this is offensive in WA). You told the victim with one person that the police is investigating him, you used another person to tell him to send money to you. HOW!
I just showed my colleagues the email and we got tired laughing.
(i received) over $1200...E choke
(from premium times NG) “E Choke” literarily means “It Chokes”, however, in the street language, it is an exclamatory remark for something overwhelming or extremely impressive. When Nigerians see something or someone that goes beyond expectation, this slang is a way of saying that they were so surprised that they choked on air or on their saliva, though it may be a bit exaggerated.
I JUST BLEW UP, THEIR FATHER(boastful expression)
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19:42 - The Ambassador writes back to Ayo; He is trying so hard to show he doesn't care, but he really does. I mean he replied right?- More Scare tactics lol.
TODAY - JUNE 2908:52 - Ayo to Ambassador; I made fun of how ridiculous his "investigation" threat was and mocked him a bit more. His ego must be severely damaged after this exchange.
Translation - I am under investigation by who? 😂😂. Is it the FBI is investigating me or it is your benin police that does not even have an email address or website.
You this boy, I swear you are a clown😂. Okay let them investigate *discourse marker* Are you not the one impersonating the US ambassador of your country? Nobody can find me and you are the only one that will be going to prison😂😁.
I have deleted everything in the victim's email and I will soon delete this email address as well.
I have eaten the money and no stupid police, pastor or imam can do anything about it. If you like call the CIA, nothing will happen.
