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Post by Linoline on Dec 12, 2021 22:37:49 GMT
He has to feel good about himself and about sister dave now and then so he won't give up. After all we're not done with him yet. Spoiler alert: the payment will be approved. Of course we can always freeze the parcel if he stops building.  19:46 Roti Regarding the disappointment, he did more than I expected him to do, so I can't complain. Alright, I can, and I will. He's a scammer after all. |
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Post by Linoline on Dec 13, 2021 11:01:52 GMT
It looks like reverend Roti only gives updates when we contact him, so let me give him some good news. 11:58 Sister Dave to brother Roti He will agree to these terms probably, but what he doesn't know yet is that the money will come inside of the parcel instead of to his bank account, so it will be challenging to finish the work before Friday and if he still wants to get his money he has to finish that monument, or the parcel, that will be worth close to €30.000,- will be frozen. |
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Post by Birlic on Dec 13, 2021 11:23:37 GMT
Gerry will probably get sick of Covid in the next days, so Sister Dave will hide the money in the package, out of her desire to help dear Reverend Roti. === 12.25 - Gerry to Roti: === 12.35 - Ten minutes later, a happy Roti writes to Gerry: Gerry, innocent like a newborn baby: ===
12.51 - Roti: Let's show him that big, juicy carrot again. Roti:  === In the following days: - Gerry will be hospitalized with Covid, - Sister Dave will hide the money in the package. We will try to start another chapter of this story: "The Courtesy Parcel and the trip to Benin"... Roti lacks financial resources and he is an real idiot, so we have to choose the easiest option for him (to have the chance of a Safari). So, the package will arrive in Benin.  |
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Post by Linoline on Dec 13, 2021 12:31:09 GMT
12:30 Roti
13:29 Sister Dave
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13:33 Roti
16:53 Sister Dave
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Post by Linoline on Dec 14, 2021 8:38:56 GMT
18:17 Roti
9:38 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Dec 14, 2021 9:21:33 GMT
Tuesday
10.15 - We are preparing Gerry's temporary release so that we can justify hiding the money in the package. It will be confirmed that Gerry has Covid and he will be hospitalized... he will disappear from the story until we need his character again. - We hope that our idiot will build that wooden skeleton of the pyramid and work there with as many accomplices as possible. - We will "send" the package and the money in the coming days, depending on the trophies we still receive from the reverend Roti. === 10.35 - Roti to Gerry: Gerry: === Roti obviously plans to receive the money and disappear, without finishing the pyramid and without intending to perform the baptismal ceremony. LOL! I suppose the elders will accept the pyramid in the form in which it will be made today by that carpenter... of course, the elders will also long to see the baptism of the Rev. Roti, with milk and honey and pious songs. Muhahahaha! ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 14, 2021 12:20:18 GMT
10:14 Roti 10:25 Sister Dave 10:28 Roti 10:50 Sister Dave 10:58 Roti   11:50 Roti  11:52 Sister Dave 11:53 Roti 11:54 Sister Dave 11:55 Roti Don't worry, we'll fix that for you 12:11 Roti presents humble sheep #4   13:17 Sister Dave |
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Post by Birlic on Dec 14, 2021 12:53:08 GMT
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Post by SpongeBob on Dec 14, 2021 13:41:34 GMT
I'm so excited with the new chapter! And that guy acting as Mary hilarious.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 14, 2021 13:48:21 GMT
13:27 Roti   13:31 Sister Dave 13:35 Roti 13:36 Sheep #5   14:48 Sister Dave |
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Post by Birlic on Dec 14, 2021 14:16:57 GMT
Roti will be a wonderful reverend, especially since tomorrow he will find out that the package has been shipped and that the money is hidden inside. We have no doubt that we will be able to have fun with him in the next period, because he has already invested too much in this story to give up now. I'm sure Sister Dave will be able to suggest that the pyramid be covered with sheets, a cheap and affordable solution. The Baptism Ceremony must be decent, and we will accept any situation that puts our dear scammer in a humiliating position for him. |
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Post by dz on Dec 14, 2021 14:52:56 GMT
I'm sure he does. But he has no idea how much he is going to appreciate everything else he will be put through!
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Post by Linoline on Dec 14, 2021 14:59:14 GMT
I hope he will appreciate it and if he doesn't I know you guys will! 14:59 Roti =================== 17:00 Sheep #6 & #7     ============== 19:52 Sister Dave |
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Post by chuckbutt on Dec 14, 2021 21:45:12 GMT
Milk & honey 😀
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Post by Linoline on Dec 14, 2021 21:49:13 GMT
Oh yes!!
22:29 Roti writes with big-ass letters
22:39 Sister Dave
22:43 Roti
Of course he wants to wait with the ceremony until he has the money, so he'll be in for a nice surprise. Especially when the elders freeze the shipment on Friday
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Post by Birlic on Dec 14, 2021 22:12:17 GMT
23.00 - Roti to Gerry... Gerry is already hospitalized and will not appear in the story unless needed, in the final stages. - Our boy just wants to be sure that everything will go perfectly tomorrow and that he will receive the money. - Of course he doesn't intend to do anything extra... of course we already know that... of course we won't accept. Of course we will force him! ===
- Tomorrow, Roti will find out that Sister Dave sent the package and hid the money inside (because Gerry is hospitalized and the church does not have another designated accountant who can access the bank accounts). Our imbecile will also start receiving "good" information from TSC servers tomorrow afternoon. - We will try to move the package as fast as possible, so that dear Roti becomes confident and arrogant. We want to offer him a weekend full of satisfaction, in which he will boast of "victory". - At the beginning of next week we will bring the package very close to Nigeria and, of course, we will freeze the delivery (because we are sure that he will postpone the Baptism ceremony and do nothing, hoping that he will receive the money and the package and be able to disappear). We hope that these happy days will make him even more convinced that everything is real and that we can get from him what we want. LOL! ===
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 9:13:15 GMT
Wednesday
10.10 - No news from dear reverend Roti, because he is just waiting to receive confirmation that the money has been paid and the products have already been shipped. He does not want Sister Dave to ask for further explanations regarding the assignments that he received. Of course, the pyramid was not covered with sheets and of course he is not concerned with organizing his baptismal ceremony. === 10.38 - Roti to Gerry, his first message of the day. Do I feel that he is a little worried, or is it just me? ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 9:58:39 GMT
10:56 No worries, sister Dave is here to alleviate all his worries
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 10:16:52 GMT
Linoline, LOL! Excellent message... I bet his stupid questions won't be long in coming. Of course, he must still be stressed by sister Dave with some nice questions about "preparing the pyramid for tomorrow's baptism ceremony".
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 10:18:53 GMT
11:08 Roti
Sister Dave is in the hospital now. At least until the parcel left the city and is at the airport so she can't get it back easily. Of course there are no pictures... what kind of question is that...
11:54 Roti
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 11:38:32 GMT
12.31 - The package that Sister Dave handed over this morning to the local courier has already arrived in the custody of the regional office, and our friend Roti receives this informative message. - In a few minutes, the package will be registered in the computer system and will start its journey to Nigeria. === Roti will be permanently informed about the position of the package and the route followed by it: Germany -> France -> Spain -> Morocco -> Senegal -> Ghana. On Monday or Tuesday (depending on how Roti responds to our requests) we will freeze the delivery and force him to comply with the contractual terms (his Baptism and that Triumphal March). After that, probably starting with December 27, we will start the new chapter of the story: "Safari in Benin". - Roti does not have a big financial availability, so together with Linoline we decided to try to convince him to travel to Cotonou. - It will be easy for him to accept (he live in the Lagos area), and for us it will be funny. ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 12:46:43 GMT
13:05 Roti
13:44 Sister Dave is back from the hospital
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 12:50:01 GMT
- Just as we expected, Roti is no longer happy communicates with us. He hopes that everything will go quickly and that he will be able to take the money (and the products) before he is forced to do anything for the church. Muhahahaha! - At 15.00 (his local time) he will find out that the package has already arrived in Frankfurt (Germany) and tomorrow morning he will receive confirmation that the package is in Paris (France). Of course, the manager of TSC (mr. Claude) will contact Roti and we will try to get some funny BIP trophies from him. ===
15.05 - Good news. Our boy is constantly checking the position of his package. ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 14:13:34 GMT
13:51 Roti
13:55 Sister Dave
14:16 Roti
14:28 Sister Dave
14:32 Roti
Cry?
14:43 Sister Dave
14:47 Roti
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 15:03:49 GMT
15.59 - From Claude (Customer Care Manager) to our dear reverend: ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 19:52:34 GMT
19:47 Sister Dave
20:04 Roti feels like a smart man
Well, that's what we expected. Excuses and delays. He'll regret that. Especially when he hears the solution, comes up with more delays and the parcel will be frozen. This will be fun.
20:14 Sister Dave
He will feel very smart right now, but then sister dave comes up with the perfect solution
20:46 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 20:42:58 GMT
PS: Of course he ignored Claude's message. No any surprise here. |
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Post by Linoline on Dec 15, 2021 20:56:06 GMT
I'm already enjoying his sadness and it's not even happening yet. 21:14 "Ben" Isn't it interesting how "ben" writes exactly like Roti? |
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Post by Birlic on Dec 15, 2021 20:59:23 GMT
Isn't it interesting how "ben" writes exactly like Roti? It's a Christmas miracle! Glory to the Holy Lamb! Hallelujah, amen! |
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Post by Birlic on Dec 16, 2021 6:53:37 GMT
Thursday
06.56 - The parcel just reached the airport in Paris: 07.45 - Claude to Roti, another message: 07.48 - Roti to Claude: Claude: Of course, his hopes will not materialize so soon, but let's not rush. For now, we want to see some identity documents and get some beautiful BIP trophies. Right? ===
Roti wants to appear to be compliant, so he sent the details of that accomplice again. Claude: Roti: Claude: Roti: Claude: Roti: We are in no hurry and we want to let him believe that he will be able to get his hands on the money... I will move the package closer and closer to him. ===
08.45 - Another good news from the TSC servers:
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