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Post by Birlic on Feb 9, 2021 14:00:51 GMT
Introduction
As you know, I have a character (Robert) that I use only for quick and uncomplicated fun... Robert is old and senile and always has great trouble understanding what he is being told. That's why he always asks for additional explanations and asks to talk on the phone. Our STS colleague provided us with 3 wonderful modalities (LENNY, LILLY & MONEYGRAM bots), so the scammers who want to talk to Robert need to talk to Robert's brother (#Lenny) or to his sister (#Lilly). Of course, Robert finally agrees to pay the required fees, so the scammers call #MoneyGram as well. This is how I win my Golden Triple trophies ( ).
Sometimes, some of my scammers have a lot of fun potential, so Robert decides to accept the funds / inheritance / whatever provided only that all those hundreds of millions reach the accounts of the church where Robert has been a member for over 50 years. Robert involves the church accountant (the young brother Gerry) in the "business"... Gerry is a young and smart crook who wants to embezzle the church money, so he proposes a "perfect scheme" to the scammer: The scammer must agree to become a Local Reverend, and Gerry will provide / pay all the necessary funds: salaries and development budgets. Then all the money will be split evenly.
This is one of those stories: - I passed the initial phase (Robert and the scammer) - We have overcome the phase in which Gerry convinces the scammer to cooperate. - We have reached the phase in which the scammer must begin the initiation procedures in the cult of the Holy Lamb. As usual, I asked Linoline to be with me in the story and help me get everything done. I will come back with the details so far and with all the lines of dialogue... Stay with us!
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Post by Linoline on Feb 9, 2021 14:22:21 GMT
Sister Dave is more than ready to lead another faithful soul to.... uhm.. Benin maybe?
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Post by Birlic on Feb 9, 2021 15:37:15 GMT
CHAPTER #1 - Robert and Grace
The characters: - the old Robert Zale - Birlic - Grace Kenny - the scammer
At the end of December, my old Robert was contacted by the scammer: Robert, so confused: Grace (the scammer) doesn't want to leave the script: Robert: Grace, still on his script: Robert: Grace is happy that he has passed the "introduction" moment and goes to the phase where he asks for the money: Robert, somewhat curious. Grace, very confident:
Robert: Grace wants his money: Of course Robert doesn't understand, so he asks for explanations again. Grace is patient with this old man. LOL! ===
At this stage I thought that Grace could become a "topic" for the stories on the forum, so I started preparing the second chapter: Gerry, the crook accountant. Grace insists on the payment: Robert, so naive and innocent: Grace, full of hopes: This concludes the first chapter... followed by chapter #2. Stay with us!
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Post by Birlic on Feb 9, 2021 16:23:28 GMT
CHAPTER #2 - Gerry, the crook accountant
The characters: - the old Robert Zale - Birlic - Gerry, a young and smart crook... accountant of the Church - Birlic
- Grace Kenny - the scammer - Moses Chuckwu - the scammer ===
Robert responds to the last message of Grace and he introduces the church accountant (the young brother Gerry) to the story... Gerry is in CC: Grace trusts that everything will be resolved ("she" will receive the money): ===
I didn't write anything for a few days and I just waited... it's already the beginning of February and dear Grace has lost her patience... she wrote a message to Gerry: Of course Gerry doesn't have time for such nonsense ... he understands very well that Grace is a scammer, so: Grace to Gerry... Grace tries to keep the appearance of legality. Gerry is not impressed, and his message is clear and concise: ===
Grace realizes she's been "revealed", so she tries to avoid Gerry and tries to get the money straight from Robert. She writes to Robert: Of course Gerry controls the church computers, so he deleted Grace's warning ... Gerry writes to Grace: Finally, Grace agreed to cooperate with Gerry: Gerry explained his plan: Grace continues to lie and still claims that she is a woman named Grace: Gerry is not satisfied with that: Grace: Gerry to Grace: Grace is not so smart: Gerry gets angry. Finally our idiot understands what was asked of him... so, Grace writes to Gerry: Gerry to Grace: ===
Gerry receives a message from the new character of the scammer: mr. Chukwu Moses
Gerry to the new character of the scammer... he explain the plan again:
Moses to Gerry... he proposes a message for him to send to Robert: Gerry made some small changes to the proposed text:
Here ends the second chapter ... - we have a scammer who wants to cooperate. - it remains to be seen how much it is decided to get hold of the church money.
Stay with us!
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Post by Birlic on Feb 9, 2021 16:44:29 GMT
Chapter #3 - The Church things
The characters: - Gerry - the accountant of the church - Birlic - father Eduard - the Chancellor of the church - Birlic - sister Dave - the secretary of the church - Linoline - Moses - the scammer ===
This morning Moses sent that message to Robert, just as Gerry ordered...
Of course, Gerry will convince the elders of the church that Moses is that necessary & providential man. Robert responds to Moses: Gerry to Moses, related to "that message": ===
Few hours later, Gerry sent this new message to Moses... some "encouraging" good news.
Robert sends this message to Eduard (chancellor) ===
Tomorrow, we will begin our operation: - Moses will receive a reply from the Chancellor (and this message will be also forwarded to the scammer)... it's for credibility.
- the chancellor Eduard will want to "virtually meet" Moses, because he is impressed by what Gerry and Robert told him. Gerry will become important in the eyes of the scammer.
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18.51 - Gerry writes to Moses: 21.30 - Moses to Gerry: 22.30 - Moses to the old Robert: Two hours later, Robert responds: ===
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Post by Birlic on Feb 10, 2021 8:19:43 GMT
Wednesday
09.15 - The Chancellor of the Holy Church (rev. Eduard) writes to Moses (sister Dave is in CC): ===
What we want to get from this scammer: - he has to recreate the biblical scene in which Moses (oh, how appropriate his name is now!) arrives with the tribe at the seashore and splits the waters. - he must build a pyramid 2 meters high. - He has to do the Baptism Ceremony... with milk and honey. - he (together with his parishioners) must make the Triumphal March through the village. If all this is done properly, then of course we will send him a very generous Courtesy Package. ===
09.53 - Gerry writes to Moses... I hope that the references to the budget and salaries will give more energy to this scammer.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 10, 2021 9:44:02 GMT
It looks like the road is paved for Sister Dave
10:43
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Post by Birlic on Feb 10, 2021 10:55:20 GMT
It seems that Moses is "serious" and wants to do the job for which he was "hired."
10.40 - Moses to Gerry: Gerry: Moses to Gerry: Gerry: ===
We try to introduce the idiot to the "reality of the church" and make him follow the instructions received without asking too many questions. We don't want to work harder than him. I try to "show him the carrot" (the money he will receive after he finishes the admission procedures). We hope he's stupid enough to get everything we want from him... but he's also greedy enough to want to do everything to get the church's money.
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17.05 - Gerry to Moses... a little push: Our scammer writes to Gerry... He is afraid of making a mistake and is afraid to ask Dave. Gerry: Moses: I'll send him an old form from another scammer. ===
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Post by Linoline on Feb 10, 2021 19:19:56 GMT
17:53 Moses to Sister Dave
20:17 Sister Dave to Moses
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Post by Birlic on Feb 10, 2021 21:37:11 GMT
19.23 - Gerry to Moses (an "old" Adhesion form is attached): 22.21 - Moses to Gerry: Gerry to our imbecile... sure, no problem, all is good! Honestly, this scammer is either very stupid (#1) or very cunning (#2). I am inclined to believe that this is about the first option.
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Post by Birlic on Feb 11, 2021 11:03:56 GMT
Thursday
Moses completed the application for membership, but of course he did it wrong ... Sister Dave asks him to resume the process, according to the instructions received. ===
07.29 - Moses to sister Dave: 10.46 - Sister Dave: Nothing on my side (Gerry or chancellor Eduard).
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12.10 - Gerry to our dear brother Moses: Moses to Gerry: Gerry explain again how important it is for everything to end by mid-March... we have a generous budget which means a small fortune for this idiot. ===
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Post by Birlic on Feb 11, 2021 18:41:21 GMT
Moses to sister Dave... he sent that new & correct Adhesion form. ===
On the other hand, our scammer (as Grace, the alter ego of Moses) seems to be trying to avoid working and wants to earn some money very fast. Mrs. Grace sent this message to Gerry, related to the "old scam scheme" (part #1 of this story - the initial script - with the old Robert as victim) Gerry to Grace: I like to give the impression that Gerry doesn't know that Grace and Moses are the same person. It will be useful in the future.
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Post by DonClawleone on Feb 11, 2021 19:18:09 GMT
A classic story, one that I've had the pleasure of participating in multiple times, and one that never gets old.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 11, 2021 20:54:50 GMT
21:49 Sister Dave to Moses
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Post by Birlic on Feb 11, 2021 21:00:47 GMT
Let's hope "Moses" really wants to work, because we've already seen that "Grace" would like to receive the money without doing anything. . ===
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Post by Birlic on Feb 12, 2021 8:38:31 GMT
Friday
Moses didn't write anything yesterday and didn't respond to Gerry's messages... I hope he's still determined to be a Reverend and get the church money. We try to give him a little extra boost.
09.04 - Rev. Eduard writes to sister Dave... of course Moses will find out.
09.30 - Gerry to Moses, another "motivational" message: In this way we try to give the idiot the opportunity to corroborate information from different "sources" and try to "create" a complete picture of the situation. If our story is "verified" from several sources, then we have a better chance of success. However, sometimes the laziness of these idiots is greater than their greed. We will see.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 12, 2021 8:40:32 GMT
9:39 Sister Dave to Father Ed and Moses
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Post by Birlic on Feb 12, 2021 14:47:35 GMT
Our idiot seems to have abandoned the idea of becoming a Reverend, because he didn't write anything today.
Gerry writes a new message to Moses:
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Post by Linoline on Feb 12, 2021 22:13:47 GMT
23:13 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Feb 12, 2021 23:54:57 GMT
Surprise, surprise!
22.27 - Moses to sister Dave: 22.43 - Moses to sister Dave, again: The photo EXIF shows that our scammer is located in Lagos area.
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23.35 - Moses to Gerry: ===
It can be noticed that Grace/Moses is a well-fed and mature scammer, which leads me to believe that he will be seriously involved in the scheme proposed by Gerry. If we play our cards right, then Linoline and I can get a lot of wonderful trophies from him. We will see his dedication starting from Monday. We want tomorrow to be happy for him... sister Dave will encourage him and say that everything is ok.
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Post by Birlic on Feb 13, 2021 9:08:30 GMT
Saturday
10.00 - Gerry to Moses: ===
- today Sister Dave will write a nice message to Moses and congratulate him on being admitted as a "member" of the congregation. - of course the Elders are delighted with the progress he has made and they look to the future with confidence. - we want him to enjoy this "victory" and to have a pleasant Sunday. - starting with Monday we will try to convince him to go through the "usual" stages of the process of designating as local reverend: a) Pictures of "Moses and his tribe" on the beach. b) The Pyramid of Faith and the Baptism with milk and honey. c) The Triumphal March through the village... with a large cross carried on his back and with the rest of the idiots singing and holding lit candles in their hands.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 13, 2021 12:22:59 GMT
12:21 Slightly less enthusiastic as the plan was, but he has let us down so he deserves some waiting time.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 13, 2021 21:00:29 GMT
21:00 Moses to Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Feb 15, 2021 7:57:14 GMT
Saturday night (22.03), Moses sent this message to Gerry: ===
Today
06.18 - Moses to Gerry: 08.55 - Gerry to scammer: ===
09.30 - The Chancellor of the Church (father Ed) writes to Moses (sister Dave is in CC):
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Post by Linoline on Feb 15, 2021 9:11:39 GMT
10:10 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Feb 15, 2021 9:34:11 GMT
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He is already starting to complain that it is difficult, and the really difficult things have not yet appeared. Moses writes to Gerry: Gerry: ===
13.41 - Moses to father Ed (the chancellor of the church): I will answer him tomorrow.
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19.39 - Obviously, Moses is already tired so he writes to Gerry. Gerry: ===
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Post by Linoline on Feb 16, 2021 11:18:04 GMT
Monday 13:41 Moses to father Ed
21:46 Moses to Gerry
7:53 Father Ed to Moses
10:06 Gerry to Moses
12:13 Sister Dave to Moses
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Post by Linoline on Feb 16, 2021 15:39:30 GMT
16:04 Moses to sister dave
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Post by Linoline on Feb 16, 2021 16:23:31 GMT
17:22 Sister Dave
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Post by soursukatv on Feb 16, 2021 19:11:41 GMT
🔥🔥🔥
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