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Post by Linoline on Apr 16, 2021 10:01:55 GMT
As always, it was my pleasure  |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 16, 2021 13:30:50 GMT
Chapter #9 - The ESCAPE from the Church
13.25 - Looks like our plan worked, because Moses finally wrote to Father Eduard... the idiot swears he didn't get any money and asks Eduard to solve the problem. Moses hasn't mentioned anything about the "Blackmail business" yet, but hopefully things won't stop here. LOL! and 14.18 - Of course, Father Eduard has a lot to say ... Moses will find out that Gerry and sister Dave fled the country and stole the money that was intended to buy that castle. In the next message, Moses will find that everything could have been avoided if he had warned father Eduard just a few days earlier. ===
MUHAHAHAHA!
14.09 - 10 minutes before Eduard writes to Moses, "Grace" sends a new message to Gerry... in which she "postpones" the story of the new Reverend again (something typical of Moses), hoping that Father Eduard will pay those $ 750. 14.47 - Gerry takes the opportunity and reveals the whole plan: - he and sister Dave fled the UK with the church money (1.45 million), - they are now somewhere in South America, - Gerry mocks Moses and says that " I needed these few days to complete the plan... if Moses had talked to the church earlier, I would have lost everything."
I'm sure Moses now realizes how stupid he was and was fooled. I hope his frustration is so great that he sends this information (about Gerry and sister Dave) to Father Eduard. His anger must be immense now. |
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Post by Captain Nigeria on Apr 16, 2021 14:38:07 GMT
One of most bizarre threats ever uttered. Is he threatening to use the martial arts move known as The Proctologist's Nightmare?*
* Mortal Kombat homage.
Loool, I am going to assume you are not joking. It's just a poor translation of a Nigerian pidgin metaphor, he means "open your yansh". open=expose, yansh=bum, bum=(something) private, private=secret. He is threatening to expose Gerry's secret. Safe to say that he is so pissed that he's about to break character |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 16, 2021 15:22:16 GMT
The fun continues ... Moses is desperate and feels that all roads are closing in front of him. Now he is turning to another "music register", still hoping to get some mone. Moses writes to Akwode, asking about Joojoo... why???
Akwode:
=== 14.54 - Moses to father Eduard... He is still trying to play the card of innocence. Father Eduard is not happy. === "Grace" to Gerry... she ask for money, of course. Gerry is not impressed. Not at all. === |
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Post by Linoline on Apr 16, 2021 20:48:49 GMT
sister Dave to Moses
Moses to sister Dave
Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Apr 16, 2021 20:56:04 GMT
Moses sent the same text also to Gerry... our scammer suffers. Intense! 2 hours later, Gerry responds to our moron: It is obvious that we have achieved our goal and that Moses understood that he was fooled by Gerry. The scammer is probably nervous and extremely frustrated, especially since his hopes for the "blackmail + Grace + new reverend Gabriel" combination were quite high. Now everything is falling apart, and Gerry and sister Dave are constantly mocking him. |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 17, 2021 7:18:35 GMT
SaturdayIt seems that Moses did not sleep much in the last days, because he was very active in the last hours. 02.51 - Moses wrote to father Eduard... he tries to look like a victim, without mentioning anything about the "subject of blackmail". 02.55 - Moses wrote to Gerry... He is tired and stressed and has no "words". 03.09 - "Grace" wrote to Gerry: Father Eduard will communicate with Moses only next week. Meanwhile, for our scammer to have a fantastic weekend, Gerry and sister Dave will continue to mock the idiot. ===
08.50 - Gerry to Moses:
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Post by Birlic on Apr 17, 2021 9:16:14 GMT
10.05 - More fun with the moron. Moses tries now all the options, so "Grace" goes back to my old character Robert:
Unfortunately for "Grace", the old Robbie is no longer willing to do business... he wants to devote himself to study and faith. A few clarifications about the last "sad events" indirectly confirm the story.
- Both Grace and the proposed "reverend" Gabriel are closed chapters, so Gerry will stop communicating with them. The Old Robbie is probably also a dead horse now.
- We will try to "resurrect" the activity of the Nigerian parish and we will promise Moses all our financial help. Of course, provided he gloriously "completes" all the procedures.
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Post by Linoline on Apr 17, 2021 9:21:35 GMT
Exactly. If he still wants money from the church then he'll have to do the baptism ritual, the triumphal march and in the end, when the church is ready to pay, Gerry will show his confession video to the elders and he still won't get anything  After all, Gerry monitors the church email accounts and since they don't know that, it didn't change. |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 17, 2021 9:29:51 GMT
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Post by lawrence852 on Apr 18, 2021 0:01:25 GMT
You guys are good masterful scambaiting
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Post by Birlic on Apr 18, 2021 7:25:03 GMT
^^^ Thanks for your nice words! Sunday
08.23 - It's time to try to show Moses a new carrot:
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Yesterday, in the middle of the night, "Grace" wrote to my old character Robbie:
Looks like Moses wants to look for Gerry and sister Dave... probably on Facebook. ===
10.01 - The old Robert responds to "Grace": Moses probably thinks now that it would have been good for him to have said "everything" to father Eduard a few days earlier. I am convinced that he is nervous and frustrated and that he feels fooled. He feels that the money has slipped through his fingers and he feels that someone else (meaning Gerry) was smarter than him. This must be hard to bear, especially after all the offensive and mocking messages that Moses has been forced to accept lately. |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 19, 2021 6:43:47 GMT
MondayThere are some scammers who just can't give up, and Moses seems to be one of them. He is trapped in the "parallel reality" we have built around him, so he is still trying to get some non-existent money from the characters of a non-existent church. - Yesterday, in the middle of the night (22.19), Moses was very active. - "Grace" wrote to Gerry, threatening that Moses would use black magic: and to the old Robbie: It seems that Grace hopes that Robbie is so senile that he forgot that he said he wanted to give up everything and dedicate himself to religious study. Robert will answer in a few hours, but I'm afraid his answer won't be the one Grace expects. LOL! ===
07.01 - From somewhere in South America, from a country that hasn't been mentioned yet, Gerry allows himself to respond to Grace's last message... of course, Gerry isn't scared of the African spells and thinks that the Caribbean "voodoo" is stronger than the magic of Nigeria. Gerry's message, obviously, contains many insults and mockery of Moses.
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Post by jscambaitz on Apr 19, 2021 7:25:22 GMT
Poor Moses is so desperate now that he is asking for pictures of Gerry and Dave (not to search for Gerry/Dave online as Birlic hypothesises) but IMO to take their photos to the “juju shrine” to put a curse on them...😅 Poor fat fool is so enraged and filled with hatred! 😂 I feel that if somehow Father Gerard Eduard agrees to pay him the $750 and once again Gerry, who monitors the Church emails chops him once again, this will be enough to send Moses to the loony bin.😂...or one can only hope! And as Birlic suggested, it would also be sad 😃 if Father Gerard Eduard decides to send Moses the money, and with Gerry monitoring, Gerry then sends the video of Moses confessing to be involved in scamming the Church (since Dave deleted everything from the computers - but Gerry kept a copy for insurance 😂)There are many ways to send a few final blows to Moses! 😂 |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 19, 2021 8:13:06 GMT
jscambaitz , Yes it is. I only realized this after Moses started threatening Gerry with the "Juju Shrine" thing... Our plan is for Father Eduard (the old chancellor) to approve a major payment for Moses, provided he delivers something "consistent." Of course, Gerry is still monitoring all the church's emails and of course Moses will have new pleasant surprises. === 08.34 - My old character Robert responds to the last Grace's message: Moses has not yet responded to Father Eduard's message, as he still hopes to take the money from Robert. We hope this will change very soon. === 09.44 - The chancellor Eduard "opens" the door to a new possibility of resuscitating the Nigerian parish. - Will Moses be able to complete the delayed procedures (the Baptism and the Triumphal March)? 11.50 - Still nothing from our dear scammer.
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Post by Birlic on Apr 19, 2021 14:18:44 GMT
14.22 - Moses did not communicate with Father Eduard, but "Grace" still hopes to receive some money from Gerry.
Grace to Gerry:
Gerry:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 16:29:03 GMT
It's about time that Gerry requests Moses' address from Grace so that the renown Ghanaian hitman Kwame Mensah can pay him a visit
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Post by dz on Apr 19, 2021 18:12:38 GMT
Can't believe that this is still going on! Great work Linoline and Birlic, I'm sure that everyone on here is enjoying. I hope that you're not doing more work than Moses/Grace/Gabriel is... |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 19, 2021 18:16:15 GMT
^^^ Muhahahaha! Can be a nice idea for the end of the story.
15.54 - A very sad Moses writes to father Eduard: Of course, he wants to receive money without doing anything. |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 20, 2021 5:44:35 GMT
Tuesday
At the moment, the situation is like this:
- Gerry and sister Dave have disappeared from the "game" and Moses has no hope of getting money from them.
- That senile old Robert declined any kind of business offer.
- The only chance for Moses to continue is for him to succeed in convincing Chancellor Eduard to give him some money.
- Honestly, I don't think we will be able to convince the idiot to deliver something funny to us... he is stressed, nervous and has become paranoid.
06.40 - Father Eduard responds to Moses' last message:
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Post by Captain Nigeria on Apr 20, 2021 8:44:09 GMT
15.54 - A very sad Moses writes to father Eduard:
I can tell Moses did not borrow the money from the noblest of sources, he's definitely screwed now |
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Post by Birlic on Apr 20, 2021 9:50:52 GMT
Captain Nigeria , certainly dear reverend Moses is broken now and his mental state is extremely bad. I don't think his real debt is $ 800, but he certainly borrowed some money and now he has to pay interest. If he does not agree to go to work (we would like to see his Baptism Ceremony) then, in a few days, I will tell him that "the Gates of Heaven have closed for him and that the Elders have decided to give up the idea of founding the Nigerian parish". Of course I will make a final gesture of goodwill and let him call HotLine #MoneyGram (I will claim to send him $800 as a humanitarian donation). For the final part of the story, Father Eduard will die of Covid and the new Chancellor will not want to deal with an "excommunicated member of the congregation". === 10.47 - Moses pretends not to understand why the church does not want to settle the expenses he made in Ghana. 11.32 - Father Eduard understands the situation and sympathizes with Moses... of course, if Gerry and Dave hadn't run away with the church money, everything would have been extremely simple. But, under the current conditions, Moses must resume the process of formalizing his parish if he wants to receive money from the church.
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Post by Birlic on Apr 21, 2021 10:42:23 GMT
WednesdayIt's already been 24 hours since Moses' last message, and he's been silent all this time. This is probably the end of the story. In a few days I will send him $800 and we hope he will use his credit to call at MoneyGram HotLine. LOL! Linoline and I we thank to you for reading/participating and we hope you enjoyed our little story! Glory to the Holy Lamb!
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Post by Captain Nigeria on Apr 21, 2021 10:59:04 GMT
Now, it's time to conclude the incredible true story and transformation of Moses Good job guys. |
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Post by Linoline on Apr 21, 2021 12:09:18 GMT
13:08 Sister Dave to Moses
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Post by Birlic on Apr 21, 2021 13:47:48 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Apr 21, 2021 15:22:52 GMT
He's a lazy basturd and we know it but he managed to amuse us so he deserves all the frustration we can give him.
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Post by Birlic on Apr 22, 2021 7:28:24 GMT
Linoline , #yesofcourse! - It's the second day of his silence, so it looks like Moses left the Church... but the Church still doesn't want to close this chapter. We'll try to get Moses to call at MoneyGram HotLine. LOL! - The new secretary of the congregation (Father Filemon) has now written to Moses... our dear Chancellor Eduard has Covid, but he has left clear orders regarding the "reactivation" of the Nigerian parish and the payment of $750. - Of course, Moses will want first to receive the $750, hoping it will disappear with the money... he will promise us that everything (his Baptism) will be done after he receives that money... of course we will accept that. 08.26 - Father Filemon (the new secretary) writes to Moses: ===
12.16 - Of course, Moses activated himself as soon as he heard the magic word "money". - I sadly noticed that he did not ask anything about the Chancellor's health, which makes me doubt his sincerity. LOL! 14.32 - Honestly, I don't think we're going to get anything from him. Everything is just a ploy by him, with the thought that he will get the money before sending any "funny" photo-video material. ===
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Post by Linoline on Apr 22, 2021 14:14:15 GMT
The chacellor's health is not related to money, so it's not interesting for him at all.
I don't think we will get a baptism from him, but even if there's a tiny chance.... it would be so much fun.
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Post by Birlic on Apr 22, 2021 14:21:52 GMT
15.15 - We're making one last attempt to get something from him... we allowed the procedure to be done in the presence of only 2 people. I allowed the use of a chicken (instead of a lamb / goat) and I allowed everything to be done in front of a wooden cross. ===
16.19 - Moses to father Filemon:
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19.57 - Father Filemon responds to Moses:
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After all, Gerry monitors the church email accounts and since they don't know that, it didn't change. 
