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Post by erfeds on Mar 23, 2021 18:05:35 GMT

He looks beyond fed up now to be honest. Was just wondering if any of these epic baits would fit in with a SBC livestream? For example getting him to talk with one of the many characters you’ve concocted here, could be a nice and hilarious tie in if for example Mr Obi was to play someone. Or would it spoil it?

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Wednesday

03.36 - Moses send us his "video-statement". Which we will obviously accept and send it for payment.
- Our dear reverend will be very happy for a short period of time.

Attached is the video as you requested.

09.42 - Nana to our scammer:

Mr. Moses,

I received the file and I will study it carefully.
There are only few internal documents to fill in and I will be able to conclude the case.
I'll be back with details as soon as I have any news. Probably in a few hours.

Nana

Of course, he now allows himself to ignore sister Dave's demands and believes that he will soon be able to get his hands on the money. Well, I don't know what to say, but I have a bad hunch about that. In a very short time dear Moses will be forced to "negotiate" with the church again. This time, the old chancellor Eduard will prove to be a hard nut to break.

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10.47 - Miss Nana writes to sister Dave and Moses... everything is fine, the money will be paid.
- The final amount is 22,500 euros (I think Moses is super excited).

Miss Dave, mr. Moses,

I am very close to completing the complaint file so the payment will probably be made in the next 24-36 hours. We agreed with the Insurance Company that the total amount of the payment (composed of the cost of the stolen products + the financial bonus) should be in the total amount of $ 22,500. I will return to you with the final confirmation as soon as possible.

Thank you, to both of you, for your full cooperation!
Nana

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13.12 - Once the payment is made (the $22,500 reaches the church's account) we will begin the 7th chapter of our story: The Return to Religion

- Moses will be required to perform the sacred ceremony of Baptism with milk and honey, will be required to hold a Sermon in front of his parishioners, he will be forced to repeat the prayer for Brother Gerry and, finally, he will be forced to gather the other idiots and all go through the village in that Triumphal March that inaugurates the official opening of his parish.

- In this chapter (probably the last), the old chancellor Eduard will play the role of the bad cop who does not go back even a millimeter and who does not want to make any other concession for Moses. Brother Gerry will probably recover and be able to offer advice and counsel to Moses. We will try to get everything or nothing!
- Moses will have to comply with all the requirements, or give up everything. He has been hanging on the hook for almost 4 months and will probably not want to give up the possibility of earning (finally) some money after so much effort! At least that's what we hope!

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Grace, Moses and their nigerian parish - SAFARI in Ghana Mar 24, 2021 12:33:55 GMT Birlic and lawrence852 like this

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Post by orbtaindashcancel on Mar 24, 2021 12:33:55 GMT

I looked on google maps and there is a pizza place connected to the YAS hotel, at least from a 2016 picture. Is there any way to find out how much of the ₦6000 he supposedly spent on food was pizza? I am curious as to the church's stance on pizza is all. I think Moses could have spent the time to itemize his expenses more explicitly, considering how much funding is at stake.

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Post by Linoline on Mar 24, 2021 19:06:07 GMT

20:03 Sister Dave to Moses

Dear brother Moses,

Please read the message below carefully. Father Eduard is angry and lost his patience with you. I have tried my best to plead in your favor but admittedly you haven't been very proactive and supportive towards your calling lately and this is an attitude that really needs to change. If you really want your parish to be declared operational and receive your monthly salary, which will make everything much easier for you, you will have to do the work that has been told. The things the elders requested don't cost money, just a little time and we expect a reverend for our church to devote a large part of their time to their calling because it is the Lord who called you.

Please take note of father Eduards' instructions and act accordingly.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

The forwarded message from father eduard to sister dave

Sister Dave, God bless you!

I do not understand what is happening there in Nigeria and I feel that my patience is coming to an end regarding the parish of our brother Moses. The last video-prayer he sent for our brother Gerry is offensive in its quality, as if reverend Moses were ashamed to preach to his parishioners. Such a thing is unacceptable and I will not tolerate our Faith being hidden inside, in darkness and ignorance! Hallelujah, amen!

I did not see any sermon given by reverend Moses to the people in his congregation. It seems incredible to me that a reverend should not preach in front of his people on Sunday. We have not yet seen him complete the Baptism Ceremony, so we are unable to formalize the inauguration of his Parish.

Sister Dave,
- Tell Moses to come out "into the light" and preach in front of his people, like a true leader! I want to see his Sermon!
- Tell him to do the Baptism Ceremony, so that we can declare the Parish functional and start the related sponsorships!
- Tell him to repeat that prayer for Gerry, in decent conditions of light and sound, in front of his parishioners!
- Tell him that I want everything to be ready in a maximum of one week, and until then to consider that our help is temporarily suspended.

I will no longer accept any derogation, postponement or excuse regarding the non-fulfillment of the obligations assumed by Moses. Either he does his duty properly, as a Reverend, and receives our unconditional support, or we will give up his parish and look for another candidate for this position.

This is My Wish, these are My Words, and it will be done as I ordered!
In the sacred name of our Holy Lamb, be blessed!
Rev. Eduard

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lawrence852 , ohh yeah! Glory to the Holy Lamb!

09.40 - Miss Nana writes to Moses and sister Dave... everything is OK. The money was paid... in the Church's accounts, obviously.

Miss Dave, mr. Moses,

I just received the confirmation from the Insurance Company that the amount of money (agreed as equivalent to the costs for stolen products and the additional financial bonus = totaling 22,500 dollars) was transferred this morning to the Sender's account (confirmed by email from March 22/20121). The money will probably reach the Sender's bank account in a maximum of 24 hours.

With this payment, the file regarding the fraud related to the package 3S0802**** was closed.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Nana

I bet he'll be very active right away.

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Post by Linoline on Mar 25, 2021 12:05:18 GMT

13:04 Sister Dave to Nana and Moses

Dear miss Mills,

Thank you for your message and your excellent customer service. I am glad that this is solved so quickly and efficiently. We will certainly do business with you again in the future.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by Birlic on Mar 25, 2021 12:18:30 GMT

Few minutes later, Nana responds to sister Dave (obviously, Moses is in CC):

Sister Dave,

On behalf of TSC but also on my own behalf, I want to thank you for being our customers and I hope that our collaboration will continue in the future.

Nana

Moses hasn't written anything yet... he's probably nervous and understands that he has to "humbly return to church" if he wants the money. Poor imbecile!

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16.25 - Still nothing from our dear reverend. Maybe he's totally shocked? LOL!

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19:24 Moses to sister Dave

Dear Sister Dave I received your mail and also the mail from Father Eduard to you and I thank God that what is delaying me has been concluded today, and with all the fund I can be able to conclude everything by next week, as you can see that I have given one week to conclude and by the Grace of God everything will work out, I believe you are going to confirm the fund by tomorrow because they said in the next 24 hours that the fund will be into your account in order to send it to me for the conclusion of everything by next week, so My Dear Sister Dave you should let me know when the fund will be sending to me for the conclusion of everything by next week for the parish to become operational, I am happy that everything work out good.

uh oh... someone is not going to be happy, and it's not me. This message gives me so much pleasure to send

20:14 Sister Dave to Moses

Dear brother Moses,

It has been a while since we have heard from you. We still didn't receive the recording of your prayers in daylight. Brother Gerry started to show signs of improvement today and we hope that he will wake up soon.
Unfortunately your lack of progress have angered the elders and they said that the insurance payment will only be sent to your account when you have completed the tasks that you had to do. We have made the exception to send the money and the courtesy package to you before you finished the monument, but still you refused to make progress with the given tasks, despite the fact that you have gotten permission to build the monument of faith at a later date.
The tasks that you will have to complete before the elders want to release the payment are:
- The prayer for brother Gerry, in daylight, before the end of the day tomorrow
- Your sermon with hymns, preaching, scripture and prayers, Sunday at the latest
- Your baptism ceremony, but since you didn't build the monument of faith yet, you can raise a cross and have the baptism ceremony in front of that.
I expect you to communicate with us efficiently and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask them.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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He tried all day to think about how to proceed. It is clear to him that now, more than ever, the Church has great power over him (because of the money)... and this annoys and frustrates him. He can no longer be late to do the tasks he received (as he always did), because the delay now turns against him. Poor reverend!

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Thursday - 05.41 - Poor Moses is really desperate and feels "that things are getting out of his control"... he wrote a long wall of words in which he tries to convince the old chancellor to send the money. Of course, the main excuse for his lack of action is "I don't have a phone capable of filming".

Father Eduard here is your son again although you said I should be communicating with Sister Dave alone but atimes when things is wrong and turf you have to involve the Father for the Father to solve the problem amicably, Father Eduard if you can remember I contacted you in the past to explain the situation of things to you and pleaded you to help your son by sending to me the sponsorship fund and package to become a standing to do the work of God, what delayed me in the past is lack of money and I explain it to Sister Dave that if I can be allow to receive the sponsorship fund and package you should consider everything been concluded for Nigeria parish become operational, I and my apostles prayed over it and God answer our pray by touching your heart to release the sponsorship fund and package for everything to be concluded as soon as possible and along the line something happen that makes everything to be delayed and also to make you to think that I am not serious in doing the work of God, Father Eduard I am out to do the work of my Father which is in Heaven and nobody will stop me although I have little challenges of which I know you are capable to solve it as my spirit Father here on earth in order to make me a standing.

Father Eduard we need money to start fully here, I don’t want to be complaining every time, I want me and my apostles to have all it needed to start and to do whatever you tell us to do and we will do it without any complain or excuses, as you can see Father that is the phone that I wanted to use to record the prayer of Brother Gerry that delayed me, I did everything I can to make sure I put the phone in order to do the video prayer but at the end of everything the record still not clear, I explain everything to Sister Dave, Father you see it and you complain about it and at the same time asking me about our sermon, as you can see that we cannot do the sermon without video recording, none of my apostles have Android phone to do video recording, I don’t want to choose people better of me, if I do so there is no way I can command them and they will not obey me, so because of these I have to choose people I better off, My Father I hope you understand what I mean, when I heard that the company has compensate us of the stolen package, in my mind I said the Nigeria perish is going to declare open very soon because all we needed to be a standing has been released and is going to be on the way soon, my plan is to buy all my apostles Android phone and it will be easy to be recording any of our event, to rent a place and build monument of faith in order to do the baptism ceremony in front of that immediately and it will be for our service starting point, Father Eduard to be honest with you as your son because you have to be honest with your Father I have plan everything in a way it will be easier for us here and I am waiting to receive the fund to commence on my plain but unfortunately I was told by Sister Dave that you have stop her not to send the fund to me again, Father Eduard does it mean that you don’t want Nigeria parish to declare operational by next week, because if I can receive the fund by Monday everything will be concluded before the end of the new week. The prayer of our Brother Gerry will do as you instructed, monument of faith will build and baptism ceremony will carry out in the front of that as you instructed and also the sermon with hymns, preaching, scripture and prayers will send to you, Father Eduard all these things needed money to do them, please Father Eduard just give me this last chance and Grace and I will not disappoint you, if I can be able to receive the fund by Monday everything will be concluded before the end of the new week, this is my promise to you, all my delays since all these while is because of lack of fund to carry out my instruction, Father Eduard with this fund send to me just consider everything been concluded, I borrowed money to travel to Ghana to make sure everything work out but I lost everything and have not paid back the money I borrowed for my trip to Ghana. My Father Eduard as you can see that the fund is for Nigeria parish to become operational and we needed it for Nigeria parish to become operational before the end of the new week.

09.00 - Really, my dear son? You say you can't do anything because you don't have a phone to register with? Really?

But then how did you manage to send the video statement to the Insurance Company?
Ohh, Father Ed is very upset and sends an ultimatum to Moses.

Brother Moses,
It has been almost 2 months since you were appointed Reverend and almost a month since I allowed you to continue the activity without building the Sacred Monument of our Faith. Provided you fulfill your duties to members of your congregation! For 2 months I saw from you only pretexts and excuses for postponement, although we had a great understanding and goodwill for you. The fact that you are unable to sustain your Sunday Sermon and the fact that you are trying to tell me that you do not have a phone to record your actions saddens me and upsets me at the same time. Sister Dave told me that you sent one good video recording of a statement made by you to the insurance company regarding the delivery of the Courtesy package. So, my son, how dare you hide behind false words and claim that you cannot send Your Sermon while sending some video recordings to others? Is the Insurance Company more important to you than we are? I find this unacceptable!

Sister Dave,
As we have already established, you will send those money to brother Moses only after he reconsiders his position on us and only after he begins to prove that he is a good Reverend and that he does his duty to the members of his community.
- I want to see the recording of the prayer for brother Gerry - today
- I want to see the recording of his Sunday Sermon - Sunday afternoon
- I want to see his full Baptism ceremony - next week, until Wednesday.
If these things do not happen, then it means that brother Moses refuses our help (because his actions speak on his behalf) and it means that we will be forced to close his parish and look for another person capable of leading the community there. I will convene a Meeting of the Board of Elders for Thursday, April 01 and we will analyze everything very carefully.

Glory to the Holy Lamb!
Rev. Eduard

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04.42 - Moses sent a message also to sister Dave... the same "early" hours. Probably he don't sleep very well.

- Of course he wants the money, before he does anything else. Of course this will not happen.

Dear Sister Dave I received your mail and as you can see that there is no way I can carry out the instruction without the fund, I needed the fund to become a standing, My Dear Sister Dave you have been there for me and have been helping me since all these while and this is the time I needed your help most, you have to be speaking on my behalf as you used to do before, I am promising you that with the fund been send to me by Monday all it needed for the Nigeria parish to become operational will be done as soon as possible, the prayer of our Brother Gerry will be send as I instructed, the monument of faith will build and the baptism ceremony will carry out in the front of the monument of faith and also the sermon with hymns, preaching, scripture and prayers will carried out too, I pleaded for this last chance and Grace and I will not disappoint anybody again, this is my promise to you, I have contacted Father Eduard to plead him and I am sorry to do that and I know that it is not proper but I did in order to plead him to give me this last chance and Grace for Nigeria parish to become operational before the end of the new week.

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10:50 Sister Dave to Moses

Dear brother Moses,

I believe by now you have received the message of father Eduard and the situation is quite clear. I have been pleading with the elders on your behalf the whole time, but it is true that you didn't show much progress while the things that were asked don't cost any money, so I'm stuck now and there's not much I can do right now but pray and hope that you will decide to move forward to ensure the parish will be operational soon. I trust that you will make the right decision to follow the Lord, do what's needed to get the parish functioning for the benefit of the community around you.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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13:46 Moses to sister Dave

Please My Dear Sister Dave as you can see that there is nothing I can do without the fund been send to me, I needed the fund to put things in order and I have been waiting for the fund since all these while to carry out all my task without any delay or complain or excuses, so I am pleading you to do your best to help me out, I know that you have been helping me but I needed this fund to commence in all my task for the parish to become operational before the end of the month, I really need your help and you will not regret it, help me to speak to the Father Eduard to give me one more chance and trial, I believe with your good thought of me, Father Eduard will listen to you in order to consider of sending the fund to me to commence on all my task and to conclude before next week Thursday.

15:36 Sister Dave to Moses

Brother Moses,

I have tried my best and I am not here to negotiate with you but to plead with you to do what's needed for the continuation of your parish. The day is almost over and before the end of the day you have to send your video with the prayers for brother Gerry. I know that you are able to do this because you have sent your video statement to the insurance company as well, so your objections only seem like silly excuses to me.
I can plead for you with the elders all I want but not if you treat this without any seriousness and give me unfounded excuses. I don't understand why you behave this way and I would've hoped that it would all be solved now. You have a few more days to finish the tasks I mentioned and I hope and pray that you will do the right thing.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Moses tries to avoid any action that involves "help" from those around him.
In short, he claims that he does not have a good phone with which to record his actions.
He's probably ashamed and probably the others scammers laugh at him.

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Moses to father Eduard:

Father Eduard one thing you should know is that I cannot lie for you and God forbid that I lie for my spiritual Father, concerning the statement I made in the insurance company, after sending to them the statement I was contacted to tell me that I want to read it and record it and it is very urgent and without it there is no way they can continue the process, after the contact I look around and I don’t know the next thing to do again because my android phone is where they are repairing it, so I have to rush to my friend house fortunately for me he has not gone to work because there was a heavy rain fall early morning of that day, I am with the statement and I have to explain to him and he told me that he don’t have time and if I am ready now let me read it fast in order to record it and he will send it to me when he get to his office, Father this is how the statement was made, and it was made in my friend house. Father Eduard is not that the statement is more important than things of God NO, but I ran to my friend house to seek for help in order not to be blame that I am the one that make the insurance company not to compensate us about the missing package, Father I don’t want to be blame for anything concerning the insurance company and is what makes everything to work out good.

Father Eduard is not that I don’t have phone but my phone is faulty, I have repair it several times without no good result and the phone is still where they are repairing it, the phone repairer is looking for the parts to repair the phone, the camera is not working fine and I complain it to Sister Dave, I needed a new phone and with the fund send to me everything will put in order, Father as you can see that the fund is the sponsorship fund for Nigeria parish and it has been release to Nigeria parish if not the problem that occur, we could have receive it in order to use it to start up the parish by now. Father Eduard to be honest with you everything about Nigeria parish has been concluded and I needed the fund to settle some things and also to put things in order for the parish to start fully, Father Eduard to make a prayer to our brother Gerry and to do the sermon is not a big thing, I am going to do it soon but we needed the fund to put things in order for everything to work out without complaining and excuses, so My Father Eduard I am pleading you with my two knees on the ground to have mercy up on me and as you can see that without the fund been send to me I cannot do anything, Father I needed the fund to carry out my duties here, Father Eduard if you cannot help me I don’t think that there will be any other person to help me, My Father I am promising you if I can be able to receive the fund by Monday you are going to see the whole task before the Board of Elders meeting on 1st of April, My Father I am pleading you to give me one more trial in order to see the good part in me, I am going to surprise you by fulfilling all my task before the Board of Elders meeting. Father Eduard I am pleading you with the name of the Holy Lamb, have mercy up me as your son and show me mercy, forgive me in any way I have done wrong, all I needed from you is one more chance to be a better person you can think off and be prude off. I want Nigeria parish to become operational before the end of the month and all I needed to make it happen is the fund, with the fund been send to me My Father Eduard just consider Nigeria parish become operational, My Father Eduard I am not here to lie for you but to tell you how it is for me and waiting to receive good news from you, Father Eduard you are my father and I have never see where son will ask his father fish and the father will give his son snake never and no matter anything, So I am believing my father here to grant me my request and my father will not regret it.

Father Eduard forwarding the text to sister Dave, with the comment:

Sister Dave, may the Holy Lamb bless you!

Tell brother Moses that My Words have come out of My Mouth and represent My Will. If he is not able to borrow a phone and do the right thing, then we do not need such a man. I will not waste the money of our Church on a man who is unable to solve such a minor problem.

I convened the Board of Elders and we will decide everything on April 01. I would like Moses to be the man I knew, full of piety and faith, but recent events make me think that maybe we have wrong believing in him. If he doesn't do the right thing, I will give up his parish.

Be blessed
Rev. Eduard

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Chapter #7 - The return to the Church

Sister Dave to Moses (attached is the last message from father Eduard):

Dear brother Moses

Please read the message I got from father Eduard. There is not much time left and I would be so sad if your parish would be ended by the elders. All the work that has been done would be in vain and the Lord would be sad to know that his servant in Nigeria don't want to do the right thing.
I really can't send the money before the elders give their permission and they have decided. I can't change their mind.
The fate of your parish is in your hands.

Be blessed
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The imbecile really has to work if he wants the church money.
This is the final chapter of our story and we hope it will be memorable.

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Hi!!
Moses says that he ran over to his friends house to use his phone in the early morning before his friend went to work.
However the clock on the wall showed afternoon lol
Maybe u can point this out to him since he says he doesnt lie

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	YOU ARE A INGE-AT AND A MAD MAN STOP CONTACT ME. YOU ARE THE WORST FOOL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MYLIFE IDIOT OU ARE AN IDIOT A BIG FOOL YOU ARE YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FATHER THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH YOU FUCKING BASTARD LIKE YOU x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin)

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baconbits66, we noticed this clue, but we don't want to use it. It would mean educating the idiot to pay attention to detail. The old Chancellor Eduard has already made the necessary decision, without us needing to tell Moses that we knows he is a fucking liar. I prefer to let him believe that he can still fool us with his lies.

Yastreb, LOL!

We (Linoline and I) hope that this scammer will do the right thing and that we will have fun with the last rituals of the church of the Holy Lamb. We got from him what we wanted, that nice Safari in Ghana, and his sufferings and debts are probably huge now. We can consider that the story was a great success, even if he gives up now and does nothing. However, honestly, I think he will still try to get his hands on the money and we will continue to have fun with his attempts to become a good Reverend.

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Good news

11.30 - Our dear accountant, the young brother Gerry, overcame the disease and returned home after a month in hospital.

Hello Moses,
Thank God, I managed to beat the disease and returned home this morning. I had Covid19. These are terrible moments and I sincerely hope you never go through something like that; you simply feel that you do not have enough air and your lungs make an effort to draw air. Fever, pain in the bones and muscles, a weakness of the body that makes possible all sorts of severe complications. Just the fact that I am young and strong made me recover and be able to return home healthy, after almost a month of hospitalization. Jesus, I am still weak and unable to make an effort, but the doctors told me that I would fully recover in a few weeks.
I know from sister Dave that you failed to take over the package and I know that now the old chancellor intends to give up your parish and that he convened the Council of Elders sometime next week. What I have heard seems unreal to me; because everything was perfectly prepared and all you had to do was convince these idiots that you deserved to be a Reverend and that "your parish" deserved to be sponsored. I will try to read all the church messages from the last few weeks, but I would prefer you to tell me what happened.
Gerry

Of course Moses will be happy to remember everything and Gerry will point out all the mistakes made by our idiot.

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Mar 27, 2021 8:00:12 GMT Birlic said:

baconbits66 , we noticed this clue, but we don't want to use it. It would mean educating the idiot to pay attention to detail. The old Chancellor Eduard has already made the necessary decision, without us needing to tell Moses that we knows he is a fucking liar. I prefer to let him believe that he can still fool us with his lies.

Yes i see...just thought it could be used to show him that he is a liar which the church frowns upon

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Saturday
14:59 Moses to Sister dave

Dear Sister Dave I can be able to go to my friend house this morning of where I recorded the statement from the insurance in order to plead him to help me in another record and I can be able to do the prayer of Brother Gerry and he said that he is going to send it to me when he got to his office and I am still waiting to receive the video record and I will send it to you as soon as I receive it from him, as you can see I really want the Nigeria parish to become operational as soon as possible.

Sunday
3:10 Moses to Sister Dave

Dear Sister Dave attached is Brother Gerry prayer.

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Linoline , LOL!

He filmed everything inside, so it's obvious he's afraid to go outside because he'll be ridiculed by other idiots.

Strangely, Moses sent a message to Joojoo and another to Miss Nana.
Of course, Joojoo will not answer at all, and Nana will read the text only tomorrow.

Moses to Joojoo:

Joojoo I can see that you are in South Africa right away and you want to educate me about the church that I am dealing with and you should go ahead and I am listening Ok.

Moses to miss Nana:

Miss Nana please I will like to see the payment slip they use to send the $22,500 to the sender, it is very urgent please and I want to be sure if really the amount is send to the sender as you said.

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At the same time, he tried again to persuade Father Eduard to send him the money first, and only then would we see the Church's requirements fulfilled. Of course this is impossible.

03.27 - In the middle of the night, Moses writes to father Eduard:

Father Eduard I can be able to go to my friend house this morning of where I recorded the statement from the insurance in order to plead him to help me in another record and I can be able to do Brother Gerry prayer and I have send it to Sister Dave, Father Eduard as you can see that the sermon is not something you can do anywhere, I don’t have space of where to stay for the sermon, you have to hire a place, so Father Eduard I needed your help to complete my task for Nigeria parish to become operational and I really want the Nigeria parish to become operational as soon as possible, Father Eduard with the fund I can be able to rent a place of worship to enable me do the sermon as you instructed and to complete all my task for Nigeria parish to declare operational.

10.18 - Father Eduard responds:

Brother Moses, let me remind you one important aspect.
Jesus preached in the street in front of people listening to him! He did not need the Temple to declare his love for God!

Your pretexts related to the phone of that friend who goes to work are ridiculous and make me believe more and more that you are not the man we need. Everything happens because of you and because of your inability to show that you are a man of initiative and faith. If I do not see your Sermon and the Baptism Ceremony done properly, then I will ask the Elders to approve the dissolution of your parish.

Be blessed,
Rev. Eduard

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An interesting detail is that he did not respond to the message received yesterday morning from Gerry.
It is clear that Moses knows that he will be humiliated and that he is aware that Gerry will ridicule him again and shout at him.

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11.12 - Gerry to Moses, a HUGE slap.

Moses, I managed to read all the church messages and talked to sister Dave this morning (she came to me to see how I was feeling and if I needed anything). Everything is clear to me now:
- you're really a fucking imbecile unable to complete a simple operation,
- you are not able to understand (although I have told you this many times) that the elderly are easy to fool if you manage to convince them that you are a good Christian and that you want to do your duty.
- I understand from sister Dave that you refuse to record the Sunday sermon and that you did not perform the official baptism ceremony, on the pretext that you do not have a phone to record with. Are you fucking crazy or just stupid? Do you think these people here are so naive as to swallow a ridiculous explanation like this? Oh, Jesus!
- they will begin to believe that you are avoiding doing your duty as a reverend.
- I know from sister Dave that the chancellor summoned the Elders sometime next week and that he will propose to stop granting aid to your parish. If this happens it means that all the efforts made in the last months have been in vain and it means that you have lost everything.
- I find it unreal that you do not want / or can not convince some of your friends to help you organize a sermon and baptism... it's something simple to do, requires no expense and is extremely important for idiots from here. Only in this way will you succeed in convincing Chancellor Eduard and the rest of the Elders that you deserve to be maintained in the position of reverend and that you deserve sponsorship.
- sister Dave also told me about the events related to the delivery of the package. Is it true that a simple driver was smarter than you and managed to steal your package and money? Did you go to another country and wait there for a few days like a ridiculous idiot while the driver ran away with your money and all the products? And now you want to risk losing the support of the church and their money just because you don't want to film some fucking religious scenes? This is true? God, you're much more of an idiot than I thought.

Now I understand why you don't want to communicate with me, because I'm the only one who knows the truth and can realize that you're an idiotic and incompetent scammer. You will probably lose everything if you do not satisfy the demands of the old idiots here. I will probably have to look for another business partner. I lost 4 months in vain, with a fool who can't take the money even if he sees them thrown on the floor.

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11:55 Sister Dave to Moses

Dear brother Moses,

I have received the video, but it is two days late and I hope you realize that this is not acceptable under the conditions given to you. Brother Gerry arrived back from the hospital already. If you had sent your prayers on Friday, like instructed, then it would be fruitful, now it is useless.
The elders told me you complained about recording the sermon and not having a place to have the sermon. Don't you know that many preachings are done outside, on a field, on a streetcorner, in someones house or garden. You don't need to rent a place, the world is big enough, there's plenty space and I can't believe that none of the present believers will be able to make a video recording. There should be 50 recordings if all attendees would film, but we ask for only one and you make it look like we ask something difficult from you. Please brother, you have to send this recording today for the continuation of your own parish. Start planning the baptism ceremony for the next few days. Make sure it is all done before Thursday. Brother Gerry is back now and I am sure that he will be able to transfer the funds to you once the elders give their permission.

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07.36 - The imbecile Moses did not send the recording of his Sermon, so the story is probably over. He didn't even communicate with any of our characters.
- This morning Nana came to work and found the message from Moses... so she replied:

Mr. Moses,

I'm afraid I don't understand what you want from me. Slip transfer? Do you think that the money is sent with a briefcase between the banks, or haven't you heard of the interbank transfers yet? Everything is done electronically, from one bank account to another. The Insurance Company received the confirmation that the amount of money reached the Sender's account, so everything is concluded positively. I do not understand your attitude, especially since you are not an official part of the Contract between Sender and Company and you cannot claim anything. If you have questions to ask, you can discuss them directly with Sender.

Have a nice day!
Nana

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12.05 - Moses is silent and I don't think he's busy recording the Sunday Sermon and the Baptism Ceremony.
- So, I want to make him even more frustrated, indirectly offending him. Gerry wrote a nice message to "Grace" (Moses' alter-ego).

Hello Grace,
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it looks like we're going to lose all our money. Your friend Moses turned out to be just an uneducated and unimaginative imbecile; who could not overcome his condition of petty thief. He is probably very good at threatening children and stealing bread from the hands of the elderly, but that is all he can do. Can you believe that he was so stupid that he constantly claimed that he could not record the sermon because no one around him had a fucking phone? Jesus, all he had to do was open the fucking Bible and read a fucking chapter there, while a few other fucking idiots would listen to him. Well, he was unable to organize this and now we are on the verge of losing everything. The Elders of the church are very nervous and think that Moses is a frivolous man who laughs at their faith.

By the way. Did Moses tell you he was in Ghana? Yes. To bring a package (sent by the church) of some expensive electronic products and in which was the amount of $ 10,000? Did he tell you that a simple fucking uneducated ghanaian driver fooled him like a 2-year-old boy? Did Moses tell you that he waited (like a stupid fool) a few days at a hotel in Ghana while that driver took everything and crossed the border? Do you realize what an idiotic monkey you put to work in our problem?

The Elders of the church allowed Moses to continue his work as Reverend even in the absence of the construction of the required monument, provided he preached to his people. I mean, the Elders just wanted to see that Moses is really a Reverend leading his flock. A normal and natural thing I could say. Well, your idiot friend was stubborn and constantly claimed that he didn't have a phone and that he had nothing to film with. This is while sending videos to the insurance company and a prayer for my health. He said he went to a friend's house early in the morning before that friend left for work, and that he was using that friend's phone. These ridiculous lies annoyed the old chancellor who is naive and slightly senile, but not an idiot. In one of the recordings made and sent by Moses (which the secretary Deavina received from Insurance and which the old chancellor Eduard saw), it can be seen a fucking clock on the wall behind Moses... for 10-15 minutes your imbecile friend Moses reads a statement for the insurance, and that clock works & works & shows the time when everything was recorded. It was NOT early in the morning at all, as Moses claimed! This fucking detail was the "one drip that filled the glass" and made the chancellor summon the Elders on Thursday to a discussion about the opportunity to continue the Nigerian parish. The elders would have forgiven even this ridiculous lie if they had seen Moses doing the right thing. The church recovered from Insurance all the money spent on the package, including a sum of money that covered the loss of the $ 10,000 (stolen in Ghana). Moses could have taken possession of them if he had been smart and knew how to proceed. He had to take with him those idiots who helped him in the initial phase and he had to record 2-3 religious scenes. Nothing expensive and nothing difficult. The elders would have approved the functioning of the parish and I would have sent the money there in Nigeria. Simple and risk-free, as was our initial plan.

Now all this seems be impossible because of your idiot friend Moses who managed to lose the money and also the trust of these naive old men. I'm sorry but I'll look for another partner to do this scheme with. As long as the Covid pandemic exists and travel is very difficult or impossible to do, no one in the church will come to check if the new fucking parish really exists in Africa. Everything is based on the records sent. I will look for another man capable of sending some pictures and recordings needed to convince the elderly to approve the sponsorship.

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12.51 - Moses to father Eduard:

Father Eduard to preach in the street or in the market square or anywhere is nothing to me and is not a big deal, but the problem is how to show it to you, I need to video it and send it to you but I have nothing to use to video it, Father I thought that this sponsorship fund is for Nigeria parish then why are you finding it hard to send it to the parish to start up, I needed the fund to put things in order to start, I am here to spread the gospel to my community and I needed back up to make it happen, Father all I expected from you is to tell me that you are going to give me last chance to proof my truthfulness, Father with the fund I will do as you commanded and Nigeria parish will become operational without any delay, I thank God that Brother Gerry is well now and everything is going to work out fine in sending the fund for everything to be concluded before the end of the week.

Father Eduard to Moses (sister Dave in CC):

Brother Moses, I'm very upset and I think the "phone story" is just a ridiculous lie.
BUT IF it's still true and you're not able to borrow a phone for a few minutes, it means that no one around you respects you as a future leader and we don't need such a man!

I tell you for the last time that you have the chance to prove that you deserve to be the Reverend of our Holy Church:
- send me the recording of your Sermon, kept in front of your people... yes, it can be on the street, of course. It doesn't matter the place, it only matters your words!
- send me the recording of your Baptism ceremony. As you received instructions from Sister Dave.

Without this proof you will not receive anything from us! Today is Monday and Thursday I convened the Council of Elders. You have one last chance! Take advantage of it and show me that you deserve our respect and help! These are my last words!

Blessings,
Rev. Eduard

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13.02 - Moses responds to Gerry.

Brother Gerry I really thank God for your life and I am happy to hear from you after a long time of sickness, concerning the matter that is in ground now, is not as you think and I needed the fund to commence on the needed task, I can't see the reason why they refuse to send the fund after we have compensated by the insurance company of the stolen package.

Gerry:

Don't try to tell me how things are, because I know you very well. You want to get your hands on the money without doing anything. I know this very well, because I know how scammers work. The old people here probably felt that there was something suspicious in your behavior, and that's why they want to be sure that everything is fine. You're an idiot if you think they'll believe the "I don't have a phone to record" story. I thought sister Dave laughed at me when she told me everything, because it seems incredible to me that you risk losing both the money and the sponsorship only out of stubbornness. Honestly, tell me why you don't want to send those materials to idiots? Because it's not about money... it costs nothing to read a few passages from the Bible... it costs nothing to kneel and say prayers, while a friend of you drips milk and honey on your head. It's true, this is all nonsense, that's right. But these old idiots believe in their rituals and have their Faith. If you want to take their money, you have to do what they say.

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12:56 Moses to sister Dave

Dear Sister Dave I am trying my best to make it happen but things are not working out as I plan it and don’t know the next thing to do again, I needed the fund to commence on my task and I need your help to make it happen, I really want the parish to become operational as soon as possible.

14:15 Sister Dave to Moses

Dear brother Moses,

Like I have told you before, I have done everything in my power to convince the elders but your behavior caused this situation and they want to see these issues resolved before they approve the payment. You keep telling me the same thing and expecting the answer to change but it won't. The answer will remain the same. Do the sermon and send the video, send us the video of your baptism ritual.
You are again late with the sermon and this is not a good sign. Stop complaining for the sake of your parish.

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Grace, Moses and their nigerian parish - SAFARI in Ghana Mar 29, 2021 20:12:08 GMT

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Post by Linoline on Mar 29, 2021 20:12:08 GMT

20:53 Moses to sister Dave

Dear Sister Dave you should let me know what exactly needed to be done and how to do it for the fund to send to me and for Nigeria parish become operational.

21:10 Sister Dave

Dear brother Moses,

I have told you so many times right now what you need to do. You had to make a video recording of your sermon yesterday and before Thursday you have to complete your baptism ceremony and send us pictures and the video of that. I have given you instructions about this a long time ago and I am surprised that you still pretend that you don't know what needs to be done.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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He never paid attention to the instructions because he never planned to do anything. Now he sees everything disappearing and he starts to panic.

21:23 Moses

Dear Sister Dave do I need to build the monument of faith to do the baptism ceremony.

21:35 Sister Dave

Dear brother Moses,

I told you a few days ago that the elders allow you to build the monument of faith after the parish is declared operational and you receive the funds. In absence of the monument of faith you can have the baptism ceremony in front of a wooden cross as long as it is large and prominent. If you are able to build the monument of faith, this is favorable and I am sure this effort will be rewarded.
For clarity I will repeat for you the instructions I told you earlier about the baptism ceremony

The Baptism

2) "And I have promised you that I will bring you up from the misery of Egypt to the land of the Canaanites, Hethites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites--a land flowing with milk and honey." (Exodus 3.17)

- This is the Baptism Ceremony and represents The Sacred Way through which you are appointed as Local Reverend and your Parish is officially recognized as one of the <SNIPPED> sisters-parishes.
- As in the Exodus (chapter 3.17), when Moses promises to his tribe that he will offer them milk and honey, you will have to stay in front of the Monument of the Faith and say "Our Father" prayer.
- Your position must be kneeling as if in prayer and in your arms you must hold a lamb (a baby goat will be accepted), symbolising the power of your Faith! To show everybody that you really believe and respect the spirit of the Holy Lamb!
- One of the faithful who attends the ceremony must pour some honey on your head... then, he will pour milk on your head.
- You have to raise your hands up and, with eyes looking at Heaven, you must say "the sacred words of baptism" three times. They have to be uttered very clearly!

"I baptize myself in the spirit of the Holy Lamb!
I will offer milk and honey to those who will follow ME!
Glory to the Holy Lamb!"

- The Baptism Ceremony must be video-recorded and it is also useful to take some suggestive photos during the event.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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