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Post by Yastreb on Jun 22, 2022 20:12:41 GMT
IN OLD AMSTERDAM (A Windmill In Old Amsterdam by Ronnie Hilton)
Mr Prithee was heading for old Amsterdam Twelve thousand in cash and he hoped his plane won't crash
He sang as he boarded "How lucky I am
Meeting Mr Alex in old Amsterdam!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
Mr Prithee was promised ten million no risk
But then on the night things did not go right
A few minutes later "How lucky we are
We got Prithee tied up in our car!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
Mr Prithee he was worried, Alex wasn't there
He went out to find him, didn't look behind him
A few minutes later "How lucky we are
To have Mr Prithee tied up in our car!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
So Mr Prithee was robbed of his cash
There was much rejoicin’ and this they were voicin’
As they sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Chopping the dollars in old Amsterdam!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
And what happened next is for others to say
But take it from me folks, the Lads rue the day
Oh yeah!
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Post by jpsholland on Jul 3, 2022 18:12:03 GMT
A Thing Called Loss (A Thing Called Love by Johnny Cash)
Six hours six he stood his ground, waited for 235 pounds
But I saw that giant of a scam brought down to his knees by loss
He was the kind of man who would scam with love
Look you in the eye and never back up
But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup because of loss
Can't see it with your eyes, hold it in your hands
Dislike the rules that govern our land
Strong enough to scam the money of every man, but can't deal with loss
I can lift you up, i can put you down
Take your world and turn it all around
Ever since times nothing's ever been felt stronger than loss
Men like me rob you blind and don't care all about
Don't trouble their minds day in and day out
Too busy to scamming to worry about a thing called loss
And then I see a brown envelope goes around
As the clack keep your money in his pocket
Then I curse this world being angry with the thing called loss
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 7, 2022 12:23:20 GMT
TEARS OF A LAD (Tears Of A Clown by Smoky Robinson and the Miracles)
Oh yeah yeah yeah Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the mugu
But when it comes down to fooling you
Nothing works not even voodoo
But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, oh I'm sadder than sad
Got chopped and I'm hurting so bad
Like a clown I appear to be glad (sad, sad, sad, sad)
Now they're some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a Lad when a maga turns bad
Oh yeah, baby
Now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness
And honey to shield my pride I try
To cover this hurt with a show of gladness
But don't let my show convince you
That I've been happy since you
Cos you had to pay (you had to pay), my receiver today (receiver today)
You got hacked and I want you to see (want you to see)
That email wasn’t from me (wasn’t from me)
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a Lad when a maga turns bad
Just like my Oga did I try to keep my surface hid
Smiling in the crowd I try
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a Lad
When a maga turns bad, oh yeah, baby
Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care
Cos really I'm sad |
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Post by Fred on Jul 11, 2022 19:31:23 GMT
The first five lines are best that has ever been on here. I love the whole song Yastreb
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 16, 2022 11:56:13 GMT
A Baiter Anthem (I'm Still Alive from Portal)
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Scammer Safari
We do what we must
Because we can
For a laugh for everyone
Except the ones who are lost
But there's no sense crying
Over every missed bus
We just keep on trying
Till you’re swearing at us
And the baiting gets done
And you give us such fun
And the scammers who are still out there
And we’re not finished
I'm being so sincere right now
Given how we broke your heart and left you
Stranded and broken
We sent your ass into the fire
As you're whining we laugh because it's so painful to you
Now, these moments of pain make a great live stream
And again and again we are making you scream
So we're glad you got lost
And for all it might have cost
Every scammer who we stranded out there
Go ahead and curse me
It won’t do me any harm
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Barrister Mensah? That was a joke
Ha ha Fat Chance
Anyway this bait is great
It's such exceptional fun
Look at me, still talking
When there's baiting to do
When I look out there,
It makes me glad I'm not you
I've safaris to prepare There are scammers still out there
For when the baiting is going live
And believe me I’m having fun
I'm doing baiting and I'm having fun
I feel fantastic and it’s so much fun
While you're stredded I'll be having fun
And when you're back
I’ll send you out again
Out again Out again
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Post by jpsholland on Dec 17, 2022 17:57:34 GMT
A scammers cry (Don't cry for me Argentina by Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice for the musical Evita)
It won't be easy, you'll think it's strange
When I try to explain how I feel,
That I still need your money after all that I've done.
You won't believe me,
All you will see is a yahoo boy you once knew,
Although he's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you.
I had to let it happen, I had to cry.
Couldn't stay all my life down at my phone,
Looking out of the window, try staying out of the scam.
But I chose the money,
Scamming around, trying everything new.
But no money impressed me at all
I never expected it too.
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
And as for fortune, and as for fame,
I always invited them in,
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired.
They are no illusions,
And they are the solutions they promised to be.
The answer was here all the time,
I love you and hope you love me.
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can pay or to send to you.
But all you have to do is to speak at me to know
That every word is true...
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 10, 2023 22:49:01 GMT
RIA (from Rio by Mike Nesmith)
I'm hearing the call from the pastor
I'm going to send him the fee
I’ve also had word from the barrister
It’s all so confusing to me
But I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
There's millions he’s promising to me
I’ll get it as soon as I pay
But the man from Ghana keeps calling
With Swede number most every day
So I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
I feel such a sense of well-being
The issues have come to a head
And what I thought was bound for Nigeria
Is going to Ghana instead
So I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
Rio? Why Rio?
Not Rio, dummy
RIA, RIA money transfer
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Post by jpsholland on Jan 29, 2023 0:54:46 GMT
I want you to pay (Hey Hey by Meute - original by Dennis Ferrer)
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
I had my feet on the ground
So much for that
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
And i had my financials in balance
Imagine that
And it's all because I want you to say
And it's all because I want you to pay
And it's all because I walked your way
I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I Heard you say
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I Heard you say - i'll pay
And I heeeeeeaaaard youuu saaaay-ay
Oh just right
You got to pay tonight
Close your eyes
And let your money go down
Take your wallet up and pay safe and sound
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
I had my head straight and scam around
They've told me that
Just an ordinary day
Till Obi came around
And now my money is on the bounce
Just like that
And it's all because I walked your way
And it's all because I wanted you to pay
And I should've known to stay away
I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I Heard you say
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I Heard you say - i'll pay
And I heeeeeeaaaard youuu saaaay-ay
And it's all because you didn't walk my way
And it's all because you chop my pay
And I should've known to stay far away
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
Please gooooooooo aaaa-waaay-ey!
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Post by jpsholland on Mar 18, 2023 21:00:15 GMT
In my head (zombie by The Cranberries)
Another head hangs lowly
Money is slowly taken
And the scamming caused such silence
Who's money have i taken?
But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In my head, in my head, they are paying
With their banks and their cards
And their cards and their phones
In my head, in my head, they are paying
In my head, in my head
Money, money, money-y-y
What's in my head, in my head?
Money, money, money-y-y-y-oh-oh-oh
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Another wallet is breaking
Scammer is taking over
When the scam causes silence
Who's money have i taken?
It's the same old theme
Since i was nineteen
In my head, in my head, they're still paying
With their banks and their cards
And their cards and their phones
In my head, in my head, i am laughing
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, no money-y-y-y-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-eh oh, ya-ya
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
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