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Post by Yastreb on Jun 22, 2022 20:12:41 GMT
IN OLD AMSTERDAM (A Windmill In Old Amsterdam by Ronnie Hilton)
Mr Prithee was heading for old Amsterdam Twelve thousand in cash and he hoped his plane won't crash
He sang as he boarded "How lucky I am
Meeting Mr Alex in old Amsterdam!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
Mr Prithee was promised ten million no risk
But then on the night things did not go right
A few minutes later "How lucky we are
We got Prithee tied up in our car!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
Mr Prithee he was worried, Alex wasn't there
He went out to find him, didn't look behind him
A few minutes later "How lucky we are
To have Mr Prithee tied up in our car!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
So Mr Prithee was robbed of his cash
There was much rejoicin’ and this they were voicin’
As they sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Chopping the dollars in old Amsterdam!"
I saw a Lad (Where?)
Just over there! (Where over there?)
Right there!
A scammer with a mask on
By the canal
Going mad with a million-mile stare
Oh yeah!
And what happened next is for others to say
But take it from me folks, the Lads rue the day
Oh yeah!
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Post by jpsholland on Jul 3, 2022 18:12:03 GMT
A Thing Called Loss (A Thing Called Love by Johnny Cash)
Six hours six he stood his ground, waited for 235 pounds
But I saw that giant of a scam brought down to his knees by loss
He was the kind of man who would scam with love
Look you in the eye and never back up
But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup because of loss
Can't see it with your eyes, hold it in your hands
Dislike the rules that govern our land
Strong enough to scam the money of every man, but can't deal with loss
I can lift you up, i can put you down
Take your world and turn it all around
Ever since times nothing's ever been felt stronger than loss
Men like me rob you blind and don't care all about
Don't trouble their minds day in and day out
Too busy to scamming to worry about a thing called loss
And then I see a brown envelope goes around
As the clack keep your money in his pocket
Then I curse this world being angry with the thing called loss
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 7, 2022 12:23:20 GMT
TEARS OF A LAD (Tears Of A Clown by Smoky Robinson and the Miracles)
Oh yeah yeah yeah Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the mugu
But when it comes down to fooling you
Nothing works not even voodoo
But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, oh I'm sadder than sad
Got chopped and I'm hurting so bad
Like a clown I appear to be glad (sad, sad, sad, sad)
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a Lad when a maga turns bad
Oh yeah, baby
Now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness
And honey to shield my pride I try
To cover this hurt with a show of gladness
But don't let my show convince you
That I've been happy since you
Cos you had to pay (you had to pay), my receiver today (receiver today)
You got hacked and I want you to see (want you to see)
That email wasn’t from me (wasn’t from me)
Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a Lad when a maga turns bad
Just like my Oga did I try to keep my surface hid
Smiling in the crowd I try
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a Lad
When a maga turns bad, oh yeah, baby
Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care
Cos really I'm sad |
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Post by Fred on Jul 11, 2022 19:31:23 GMT
The first five lines are best that has ever been on here. I love the whole song Yastreb
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 16, 2022 11:56:13 GMT
A Baiter Anthem (I'm Still Alive from Portal)
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Scammer Safari
We do what we must
Because we can
For a laugh for everyone
Except the ones who are lost
But there's no sense crying
Over every missed bus
We just keep on trying
Till you’re swearing at us
And the baiting gets done
And you give us such fun
And the scammers who are still out there
And we’re not finished
I'm being so sincere right now
Given how we broke your heart and left you
Stranded and broken
We sent your ass into the fire
As you're whining we laugh because it's so painful to you
Now, these moments of pain make a great live stream
And again and again we are making you scream
So we're glad you got lost
And for all it might have cost
Every scammer who we stranded out there
Go ahead and curse me
It won’t do me any harm
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Barrister Mensah? That was a joke
Ha ha Fat Chance
Anyway this bait is great
It's such exceptional fun
Look at me, still talking
When there's baiting to do
When I look out there,
It makes me glad I'm not you
I've safaris to prepare There are scammers still out there
For when the baiting is going live
And believe me I’m having fun
I'm doing baiting and I'm having fun
I feel fantastic and it’s so much fun
While you're stredded I'll be having fun
And when you're back
I’ll send you out again
Out again Out again
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Post by jpsholland on Dec 17, 2022 17:57:34 GMT
A scammers cry (Don't cry for me Argentina by Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice for the musical Evita)
It won't be easy, you'll think it's strange
When I try to explain how I feel,
That I still need your money after all that I've done.
You won't believe me,
All you will see is a yahoo boy you once knew,
Although he's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you.
I had to let it happen, I had to cry.
Couldn't stay all my life down at my phone,
Looking out of the window, try staying out of the scam.
But I chose the money,
Scamming around, trying everything new.
But no money impressed me at all
I never expected it too.
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
And as for fortune, and as for fame,
I always invited them in,
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired.
They are no illusions,
And they are the solutions they promised to be.
The answer was here all the time,
I love you and hope you love me.
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can pay or to send to you.
But all you have to do is to speak at me to know
That every word is true...
Don't cry for me little scammer !
The truth is I never left you,
All through my wild days,
My mad existence.
I kept my promise,
Don't keep your tears.
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 10, 2023 22:49:01 GMT
RIA (from Rio by Mike Nesmith)
I'm hearing the call from the pastor
I'm going to send him the fee
I’ve also had word from the barrister
It’s all so confusing to me
But I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
There's millions he’s promising to me
I’ll get it as soon as I pay
But the man from Ghana keeps calling
With Swede number most every day
So I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
I feel such a sense of well-being
The issues have come to a head
And what I thought was bound for Nigeria
Is going to Ghana instead
So I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
I think I'll be going to RIA
To send him the money today
I don't know if I'll send it from RIA
But it's something to do anyway
It's only a whimsical notion
To go down to RIA tonight
And I probably won't send it from RIA
But then again, I just might
Rio? Why Rio?
Not Rio, dummy
RIA, RIA money transfer
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Post by jpsholland on Jan 29, 2023 0:54:46 GMT
I want you to pay (Hey Hey by Meute - original by Dennis Ferrer)
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
I had my feet on the ground
So much for that
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
And i had my financials in balance
Imagine that
And it's all because I want you to say
And it's all because I want you to pay
And it's all because I walked your way
I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I Heard you say
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I Heard you say - i'll pay
And I heeeeeeaaaard youuu saaaay-ay
Oh just right
You got to pay tonight
Close your eyes
And let your money go down
Take your wallet up and pay safe and sound
Just an ordinary day
Till you came around
I had my head straight and scam around
They've told me that
Just an ordinary day
Till Obi came around
And now my money is on the bounce
Just like that
And it's all because I walked your way
And it's all because I wanted you to pay
And I should've known to stay away
I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I heard you say
And I Heard you say
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I heard you say - i'll pay
And I Heard you say - i'll pay
And I heeeeeeaaaard youuu saaaay-ay
And it's all because you didn't walk my way
And it's all because you chop my pay
And I should've known to stay far away
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
And I want to say - go away
Please gooooooooo aaaa-waaay-ey!
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Post by jpsholland on Mar 18, 2023 21:00:15 GMT
In my head (zombie by The Cranberries)
Another head hangs lowly
Money is slowly taken
And the scamming caused such silence
Who's money have i taken?
But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In my head, in my head, they are paying
With their banks and their cards
And their cards and their phones
In my head, in my head, they are paying
In my head, in my head
Money, money, money-y-y
What's in my head, in my head?
Money, money, money-y-y-y-oh-oh-oh
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Another wallet is breaking
Scammer is taking over
When the scam causes silence
Who's money have i taken?
It's the same old theme
Since i was nineteen
In my head, in my head, they're still paying
With their banks and their cards
And their cards and their phones
In my head, in my head, i am laughing
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, no money-y-y-y-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-eh oh, ya-ya
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Post by oldnick999 on Apr 6, 2023 14:47:22 GMT
The Scambait Zone (sung to “The Twilight Zone” by Golden Earring)
The sign at the end of the road says
Next stop…the Scambait Zone
It’s 8 pm
The phone has rung
I’m sitting here waiting
For the number to come
But the clerk is taking my fee and wanting to only send me scraps
Yeah, I beg and plead on deaf ears
My fellow country man mocks me
The worst of my fears
In contact with my victim, only to end in rage
Help, I’m stepping into the Scambait Zone
It’s a madhouse, I just got owned
My dollar’s been chopped, my head starts to boil
I scream down the phone, my plan’s been spoiled
Help, I’m stepping into the Scambait Zone
It’s a madhouse, I just got owned
My dollar’s been chopped, my head starts to boil
I scream down the phone, my plan’s been spoiled
Soon you will come to know
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
Soon you will come to know
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
I’m falling down a spiral
Deep depression
Mr Pricky’s calling for his fundzzzz
Bad session
I can’t get no connection
The network is bad
Where are you?
The night weighs heavy on my guilty mind
This is far from the borderline
And when the brown envelope gets passed
To the investigating cop, I’ve been cheated
And I say
Help, I’m stepping into the Scambait Zone
It’s a madhouse, I just got owned
My dollar’s been chopped, my head starts to boil
I scream down the phone, my plan’s been spoiled
Help, I’m stepping into the Scambait Zone
It’s a madhouse, I’ve just been owned
My dollar’s been chopped, my head starts to boil
I scream down the phone, my plan’s been spoiled
Soon you will come to know
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
Soon you will come to know
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
When Mr Obi’s on the phone
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Post by jpsholland on May 29, 2023 0:20:46 GMT
Nothing else matters. (Nothing else matters - Metallica)
So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from them
Forever taking from who we scam
And nothing else matters
Never cashed myself this way
Money is ours, we spend it our way
All these money, they just have to pay
And nothing else matters
Fortune I seek and I find in you
Every scam for us, another day
Open mind for a different pay
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from them
Forever taking from who we scam
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
I always enrich myself this way
Money is ours, we take it our way
All these money, that's all i say
And nothing else matters
Wealth I seek and I find in you
Every day for us nothing new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know, yeah, yeah
So rich, no matter how vile
Couldn't be much more in our banks
We take it, without thanks
No, nothing else matters
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Post by Yastreb on May 29, 2023 7:16:09 GMT
MORE!
Keep your word now, don't give up yet
It’s a rich package you have to get
You know the place, it’s yours to take
Another package going astray
We sent the gift, don’t be a fool
You play your part, and we won’t fail
Don't you turn back, don't you dare shirk
Just take the bait, on a gold plate
Realisation hits, cos you’re in shit now you can see
You’re so screwed, so very stupid
You deserve more
Just travel one more day
Living in hope, you took the rope
And put it round your own neck, you took the step
All alone, as we laugh
Keeping you hanging and hoping
For more
For more
For more
More
Here’s how it goes, what the company says
Just fourteen days, it all goes away
You don't deserve to have a say
Be a good Lad, be a good boy and obey
Just obey
Don’t you give up and walk away
Forget all your dreams, you lost the game,
May as well quit, wallow in shit
Man you got owned, no backbone
Tried to be smart, don't be a tool
Giving your all turned out a fool
You sold out just to be rich
We placed the bait you made the mistake
You never thought to turn back
Such a loser
You’re so screwed, so very stupid
You deserve more
Just travel one more day
Living in hope, you took the rope
And put it round your own neck, you took the step
All alone, as we laugh
Keeping you hanging and hoping
For more
For more
For more
More
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Post by jpsholland on Jun 18, 2023 22:47:59 GMT
The scam of the century (Crime of the century by Supertramp)
Now I am planning the scam of the century
Well, who will it be?
Read all about their finances and traveling
Yes, let them pay my fee
So call them and see
How they pay the ultimate
Now they've gone from prosperous to filthy rich
Who are these men of lust, greed and glory?
Rip them off and let's see
But that feel right, oh, yes, i can't feel sorry
Now there's you and there's me
That scam must be right
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 29, 2023 10:10:00 GMT
I’m An Unpaid Porn Star (I'm the Urban Spaceman by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band)
I'm an unpaid porn star, baby, can’t you see
You’re in love with me
I'm an unpaid porn star, baby; that’s no lie
I'm a super handsome guy
I want your money, I don't care how
Just send it to me right away cos I need it now
I'm an unpaid porn star, baby; I'm doin’ fine
You should be mine
I wake up every morning with jizz upon my face
My natural stupidity takes me all over the place
I'm an unpaid porn star, I'm gullible and keen
Know what I mean?
I'm an unpaid porn star with a corncob in my ring
I did everything
I always let my friends down, I can’t do nothing right
I'm a big embarrassment, a real pathetic sight
I'm an unpaid porn star, baby, that’s no lie
Just see me cry
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Post by jpsholland on Jul 4, 2023 19:26:08 GMT
The Power of Greed (The Power of love by Jennifer Rush)
The calls in the morning
Of victims sleeping tight
Are rolling by like thunder now
As I look on my screen
I hold on to your whole believe
And feel each move you make
Your voice is warm and hopeful
A love that I could not disturb
'Cause I'm your scammer
And you are my victim
Whenever you reach for me
I'll take all that I can
Love it how I'm feeling, lying in your ears
When your money is there to take
That all ends when I'm done with you
Even though there may be times
It seems I'm far away
Never wonder where I am
'Cause I am always by your side
'Cause I'm your scammer
And you are my victim
Whenever you reach for me
I'll take all that I can
We're heading for something
Some more I've ever seen
Sometimes I am delighted
But I'm ready for more
By the power of greed
The sound of your voice cracking
Made it clear suddenly
The scam that I can go on
Is just one call away
'Cause I'm your scammer
And you are my victim
Whenever you reach for me
I'll take all that I can
We're heading to the end
Somewhere your'e never been
At the end of your bank account
And I'm ready to disappear
To the power of greed
The power of greed
The power of greed
Sometimes I am frightened
That i become more rich then i can
By the power of greed
The power of greed
As I look in your empty account
The power of greed
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 4, 2023 22:48:40 GMT
I'VE STRANDED YOU (I'll Stand By You by The Pretenders)
Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on, you’re so pathetic
A man should never cry
Let me see you through
'Cause I've got my eye on you
When the night falls on you
You don't know what to do
Nothing that you’ve done
Could stop me having fun
I've stranded you, I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you
So if you're mad, get mad
You should make it clear
Come on and curse me now
Hey, what I got to fear?
I get angry too
But I'm nothing like you
When you're standing at the crossroads
And don't know which path to choose
Let me go to sleep
Even if you loudly weep
I've stranded you I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you
Take me in, into your darkest hour
And I'll never help you
I've stranded you
And when
When the night falls on you, baby
You're feeling all alone
You’ll be all on your own
I've stranded you I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you
There you are, in your darkest hour
And I'll never help you
I've stranded you, I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you I've stranded you
There’s no-one to help you
I've stranded you
There you are, in your darkest hour
And I'll never help you
I've stranded you
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 14, 2023 2:32:44 GMT
GUYMEN AND SCAMMERS (Generals And Majors by XTC)
Guymen and Scammers ah ah
They're never too far
From schemes to make them wealthy men
Out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
Till their dollar’s chopped again, whoa
Guymen and Scammers always
Seem so unhappy 'less they’re getting paid
Guymen and Scammers ah ah
Like never before are tired of being penniless
Calling Guymen and Scammers
Guymen and Scammers everywhere
Calling Guymen and Scammers
Your doom and shame is drawing near
Guymen and Scammers ah ah
They're ever so far
Away from being honest men
Out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
Until their dollar's chopped again, whoa
Guymen and Scammers always
Seem so unhappy 'less they’re getting paid
Guymen and Scammers ah ah
Like never before, are tired of being penniless
Calling Guymen and Scammers
Guymen and Scammers everywhere
Calling Guymen and Scammers, hey
Your doom and shame is drawing near
Guymen and Scammers ah ah
They're never too far
From schemes to make them wealthy men
Out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
Till their dollar’s chopped again, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Guymen and Scammers
Guymen and Scammers
Guymen and Scammers
Guymen and Scammers
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 17, 2023 1:17:05 GMT
BOMBACLAAT (Lollipop by The Chordettes)
Bombaclaat bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Bombaclaat bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Call my scammer bombaclaat
Tell you why
His rage is sweeter than an apple pie
And when I hear his shaky cursin’ words
Man, I think he’s so absurd
I call him, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Raging like a maniac, what a prat
His sufferin’ is so sublime
Losing his rag and that is that
Oh, bombaclaat is mine
Bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Crazy man says he’ll kill me
Wonder why
Thunder fire strike me from the sky
He loves to say I’m a filthy church rat
Gee, my bombaclaat’s a prat
I call him, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat, bombaclaat
Oh bomba bomba bomba, bombaclaat
Bombaclaat!
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Post by jpsholland on Aug 19, 2023 17:48:09 GMT
Please mister scambaiter (State Trooper by Bruce Springsteen)
New Delhi Turnpike, riding on a wet night
Neath the office buildings glow, out where the great rich scammers go
License, registration, I ain't got none
But I got a clear conscience 'bout the scams that I done
Mister scambaiter, please don't stop me
Please don't stop me, please don't stop me
Maybe you got a kid, maybe you got a pretty wife
The only thing that I ain't got, been bothering me my whole life
Mister scambaiter, please don't stop me
Please don't you stop me, please don't you stop me
In the wee wee hours your scams gets crazy
Telephone relay towers, gonna lead me to my money
The phone lines jammed up, with fake computer services
It's just talk, talk, talk, talk, 'til you lose your patience
Mister scambaiter, please don't stop me
Whoa
Whoo-whoo
Hey, somebody out there, listen to my last scam
Hi ho silver-o, deliver me money from somewhere
Whoa
Woo
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Post by jpsholland on Oct 25, 2023 20:57:21 GMT
419 Odyssey (Banjo Odyssey by The Death South)
Payed flight ticket online order
I don't care, I'm comin' over
What your barrister said isn't goin' over too well
Don't you know not to pay and tell?
Paul Andy said, he's my British mugu
And I don't even know who's my victim
I guess he's my rich white wallet
But he needs some scamming anyway
Pulled out in the Nigerian air
If people ask I was never there
Come on Pricky and take a ride with me
Come on Pricky, let's drive to the sea
Paul Andy said, he's my British mugu
And I don't even know who's my victim
I guess he's my rich white wallet
But he needs some scamming anyway
In a cold night drivin' down taxiway sixty
With my suitcase in the passenger seat
Landed at Heathrow Airport
I lean my head back, and I put my suitcase to the floor
My heart beats faster while the plane is slowing down (Slow down)
My heart beats faster while the plane is slowing down (Slow down)
My heart beats faster while the plane is slowing down (Slow down)
My heart beats faster while the plane is slowing down (slow down)
And I want to hurry, and my mind saying slow down (slow down)
And I want to hurry, and my mind saying slow down (slow down)
And I want to hurry, and my mind saying slow down (slow down)
And I want to hurry, and my mind saying slow down (slow down)
And I say no
No (no)
Paul Andy said, he's my British mugu
And I don't even know who's my victim
I guess he's my rich white wallet
But he needs some scamming anyway
Expansive taxi ride through the could British night
Highway to highway taking turns left and right
From place to place and some more
Locations, he never told me before
Paul Andy said, he's my British mugu
And I don't even know who's my victim
Mother said you must not become a scammer
But i never listen to her anyway
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 6, 2023 2:29:06 GMT
Scammers On Safari (Lonely People by America)
This is for scammers on safari
Thinking they’ve found their pot of gold
Don't give up
Until they’re lost and out of hope
Leave them crying in the cold
This is for scammers on safari
Thinking they’ll get paid for sure
Don't give up
Until they’re crying in despair
Curled up weeping on the floor
Well, he’s on his way
Yes, he’s there today
Now he’s on his way back home
(Very idiot!)
This is for scammers on safari
Thinking they’ve found their pot of gold
Don't give up
Until they’re lost and in despair
We lay the bait and
Send them anywhere
Stranding Lads will ne’er grow old
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Post by jpsholland on Nov 7, 2023 22:29:49 GMT
Nigeria (Cambodia by Kim Wilde)
Well he was Nigeria based
He was an village man
He used to scam weekends
It was the easy life
But then it turned around
And he began to change
He didn't wonder then
He didn't think it strange
But then he got a call
He had to leave that night
He couldn't say too much
But it would be alright
He didn't need to pack
They'd meet the next night
He had a job to do
Flying from Nigeria
And as the night passed by
He tried to trace the past
The way he used to look
The way he used to laugh
I guess he'll never know
What got inside his soul
He couldn't make it out
Just want take it all
He had the happiest eyes
The man he had never seen
He used to scam him some nights
As though he lived a dream
And as he held him close
He used to search his money
As though he knew he got rich
Flying from Nigeria
But then a call came through
Said they soon land in London
He had to pick up his hat
And they would make a rendezvous
But now a day has passed
And not a single word
And all the money he knew
Has disappeared out in the British haze
And now the weeks have passed
With not a single clue
But there is only one thing left
I know for sure
I can't fly back to Nigeria
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Post by rob419 on Nov 7, 2023 23:12:04 GMT
I've had a thought it's an ace base song it's called all's that she wants but we will change that too all that he wants!!
All that he wants is another mugu he's gonna be chopped tomorrow but all that he wants is another mugu yeah yeah
When he woke up late in mornin light the day had just begun he walk intoo his intent cafee & sends his emails it's day for scammin & going de beer parlour & havin fun at the ashowa house 👏
All that he wants is another mugu he's gonna be chopped tomorrow but all that he wants is another mugu yeah yeah 👏💃🕺😆😂🤣
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Post by jpsholland on Nov 10, 2023 21:15:06 GMT
I ju-ju you (I Put A Spell On You by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I put a spell on you
Because you're lying
You better stop the games you do
I tell you, I ain't lying
I ain't lying
You know I can't stand it
You're talking around
You know better Obi
I can't stand it 'cause you chop me down
Oh, no
I put a spell on you
Because you're lying
You know I scam you
I ju-ju you
I ju-ju you
I scam you anyhow
And I don't care
If you don't want me
I'm not yours right now
I put a spell on you
Because you're lying
You know I can't stand it
You're playing around
You know better Obi
I can't stand it 'cause you cut me down
Ooh-hoo-ooh
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Because you're mine
Because you're mine
Oh Yeah
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 16, 2023 2:33:53 GMT
Scammer Safari (Werewolves Of London by Warren Zevon)
I saw a scammer with a TLA printout in his hand
Walking through the streets of Accra in the rain
He was looking for the office of TLA
For to find a way to end his pain
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
We got him stranded in Cotonou’s streets
He couldn’t find TLA
Now he’s gone home stony broke
He’ll be back again one day
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
A little orphan Lad had things go oh so bad
His package ended up with JooJoo
I was way too harsh with him, he cried his eyes out Jim
Hey, no harm no foul, mugu!
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hoorah
Well, I saw Charles dressing like a queen
Because he was baited
Then I saw Charles walking like a queen
Because he was baited
We heard a scammer chucking a snit at a MoneyGram clack
His rage was epic
Hoorah, scammer safari
Hey such fun
Hoorah, scammer safari
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 17, 2023 13:59:14 GMT
A SCAMMER'S WHAT YOU ARE (Barrytown by Steely Dan)
I'm not one to judge you, when
You say you’re in distress
But what we see in Freyja’s Runes
Puts your words to the test
And now you say you love me, ha
I like things just the way they are
And though you’re wanting my money
I'm keeping it myself
Just go and f*** yourself
Cos I know from your accent
That a scammer’s what you are
Don't believe I'm taken in
By everything you say
Yes I’m blonde but I’m not dumb and
Not born yesterday
And don't think that I'm out of line
For looking after me and mine
I'd like to see you do just fine
But look at how you sound
And the way you mess around
Cos I know from your accent
That a scammer’s what you are
In the beginning you told me
That you couldn’t lie
Any time now you’ll be telling me
That you’re gonna cry
Leave me or you’ll feel the curse
Of Freyja in your life
You’ll be poor and loveless
And facing endless strife
And don't you scream and cry and shout
There's nothing you can do about
It’s what you earned without a doubt
Don’t write to me again
I’ll never be your friend
Cos I know from your accent
That a scammer’s what you are
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Post by jpsholland on Dec 6, 2023 23:28:27 GMT
Alex's Song (Lola by The Kinks)
I met her in a club down in Rocky Point
Where you drink rum and it tastes just like coca cola
C-O-L-A, co co, co co Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to kiss
I asked her her name and in her girly voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A, Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most clever guy
But when she hold me tight she nearly crushed my heart
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm quite dumb so I can't understand
Why she talked like a woman but walked like a man
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, we drank some rum and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She fired me up and sat quite sexy on my knee
And said "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most wealthy scammer
But when I looked in her eyes, well I totally fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
I take her away
We walked to the door
She fell for my tricks
I got her down on her knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Scams will be scams and money will be money
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, She left home just a day before
And I'd never got baited by a woman before
But Lola smiled and took a flight to another land
And said "Yahoo boy, I'm gonna make you a poor man"
Well, I'm never will be the world's most successful man
But i lost all my money at my very first scam
And gone is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
(i got the idea for this song during the Mistress Scambait stream of 06-12-2023 which is still going on as i write this. Mistress played a character named Lola which seems to have an eye on scammer Alex from Jamaica.)
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 7, 2023 8:53:10 GMT
HEY MY BROTHER (Hey Saint Peter by Flash And The Pan)
The morning was hot and steamy
Storm clouds on the way
Scammer rose and tried to smile
As he entered the cafe
Scammer then called the MAGA
The maga wouldn’t pay the fee
The scammer roared “God punish you!”
Then he wailed “Oh poor little me?”
Hey (hey) hey my brother
I’ve got a tale to tell
Just been down to Festac Town
It really feels like hell
It really feels like hell
Cammy had left him shattered
Adriana broke his soul
Scammer thought he’d wasted time
Putting corncobs in his hole
Once he’d had dreams of riches
Whiskey and easy dames
Took a chance, picked up his phone
Took a call, now he’s back in the game
Hey (hey) hey my brother
I’ve got a tale to tell
Just been down to Festac Town
It really feels like hell
It really feels like hell
Hey (hey) hey (hey) hey my brother
Hey (hey) hey (hey) hey my brother
Hey (hey) hey (hey) hey my brother
It really feels like hell
It really feels like…
HELL
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Post by jpsholland on Dec 29, 2023 1:22:25 GMT
Somebody called me the best scammer (Sebastian by Steve Harley & Cockney Rebels)
Just call it simply, the phone is ringing, it's time for me
It looks unlikely, but can't seem to place your name, mister Pricky
To rearrange all these plans in a moment seems like suicide
Come to my place, we'll talk about our business and have a smile
Somebody called me the best scammer
Somebody called me the best scammer
Work out the crime, tell you the time, see me, you're mine
And I all know, oh yeah!
Your British eyes sparkle, your lips, with a cigarette, never speak to loud
And you, still far away, with British cash, you cant run-around
And your view of society screws up my mind like you'll never know
Lead you the way, come inside, I see your money in kaleidoscope
Somebody called me the best scammer
Somebody called me the best scammer
Mangle your mind, believe me sublime, I do it in style,
So I all know, oh yeah!
You're not gonna run, mister, we only just begun, mister, to compromise
Arrived in a Moneygram, calling out numbers you will serialize
Steel British face, keep calling the numbers, now the money seems outasight
No Moneygram clack could begin to decipher your game to your delight
Somebody called me the best scammer
Somebody called me the best scammer
Dance on my heart, laugh, smoke, cough and fart, la-di-di-da,
I still don't know anything about you, yeah!
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 21, 2024 8:18:13 GMT
(Inspired by Mistress Scambait's safari of Alex's PCH crew to Newburyport, Massachusetts)
Are You Coming To The Tree (lyrics by James Newton Howard; sung by Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1)
Are you, are you coming to the tree?
Where we sent a mule who said she'd take the fee
Strange things could happen here, no stranger would it be
If you took the money to the Christmas tree
Are you, are you coming to the tree?
We have voodoo charms, to make the marks agree
Strange things could happen here, no stranger would it be
If you took the money to the Christmas tree
Are you, are you coming to the tree?
I told her to wait, and now she’s mad at me
Strange things could happen here, no stranger would it be
If you took the money to the Christmas tree
Are you, are you coming to the tree?
The mule got mad, and left without the fee
Strange things could happen here, no stranger would it be
If you took the money to the Christmas tree
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
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