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Post by jpsholland on Feb 8, 2024 22:29:19 GMT
Screaming from behind my line (Ocean Rain by Echo & The Bunnymen)
All on my line again And now my scams have brought down this ocean of money To bathe me again My home is a bank Can you hear my tender talks Screaming from behind my line Screaming from behind my line
All hands on my telephone Scamming more sadder morons Your money in my yelling storms Harbours my blackest thoughts
All on my line again And now my scams have brought down this ocean of money To bathe me again My home is a bank Can you hear my tender talks Screaming from behind my line Screaming from behind my line
All hands on my telephone Scamming more sadder morons Your money in my hands at home Harbours my blackest thoughts
All hands on my telephone Scamming more sadder morons Your money on my bank account Harbours my blackest thoughts
All on my line again And now my scams have brought down this ocean of money To bathe me again My home is a bank Can you hear my tender talks Screaming from behind my line Screaming from behind my line
Screaming from behind my line Screaming from behind my line
But it went wrong before dawn Listening to your angry words You force into my thoughts Can't take your blackest thoughts Your screaming down my line Your screaming down my line
Don't call my line again! Don't call my line again!
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Post by Yastreb on Mar 19, 2024 7:20:38 GMT
These are one-verse creations that were inspired by particularly impressive romance baits.
I was moved to write a verse in the style of a sad country song, about someone called Geoff...
I sold the TV for you to get fucked Never thought it could happen like this I'm buyin' it back from my best buddy Buck At least he won't ask for a kiss
The second one is set to the tune of "Casey Jones" (folk song or TV show theme; whichever suits) and celebrates the bait by Adriana featuring Casey and Horst, oilrig workers!
Casey Ray a scammin’ and a griftin’, Casey Ray is such a slimy toad He's tellin' you he's workin' on an oilrig One video call and it's gonna explode!
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Post by jpsholland on Mar 24, 2024 23:55:12 GMT
Scamming in America (Breakfast in America by Supertramp)
Take a look at my mugu He's the only one I got Not much of a mugu But i've never seem to get a lot
Take a phone call, across the water Like to scam America See the money, in California I'm hopin', it's going to come true There's an awful lot, I can do
Could I have scams before breakfast Money dear, Money dear They got to have it in Texas 'Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a scammer Do you want my phone call Your'e a loser, what a joker I'm playing my tricks upon you While there's nothin' you can do
Hey
Papararam pano daram no no no Papararam pano daram no no no Na na na nana na na na
Don't you look at my mugu (mugu) He's the only one I got Not much of a mugu (mugu) But now it seem I get a lot (What they got in another land)
Take a jumbo, cross the water Collect my money from America See my mugu, in California I'm hoping it's going to come true With that money there's a lot I can do
Hey
Papararam pano daram no no no Papararam pano daram no no no Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Hey aham Na na na nana na na na
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Post by Yastreb on Mar 25, 2024 2:04:00 GMT
Listening to some recent Linoline calls with Anton inspired these Janis Joplin-style verses.
My love, won't you get me an iTunes gift card I won’t go out working, I'm such a tub of lard I'm a real big celebrity inside my back yard My love, won't you buy me an iTunes gift card?
My love, won't you send me some money to me I have to pay rent boys, cos they don’t work for free To hop like a frog is expensive you see My love, won't you send me some money to me?
My love, just obey me and do what I say So says the Bible, I wrote that verse today God and my voodoo must change your mind okay My love, just obey me and do what I say
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Post by entertain on Apr 19, 2024 22:57:16 GMT
Lots of talented people here Talented with time
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Post by Linoline on Apr 27, 2024 1:45:07 GMT
entertain, you have been requested in a private message not to act like a dick and not to insult other members. Your other post has been removed for that reason. We will not allow you to attack guests in our home. If you can act like a decent guest you're more than welcome to stay. If you can't you're going to have to find another place to express your frustrations.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Apr 27, 2024 3:02:19 GMT
My wife is a real songbird and sang a capella to me (Sinead O'Connor's "In this heart") back in the early 2000s. I had no choice but to propose and marry her She knows that I troll scammers and I have told her all about Nigerian scammers and that they are mostly Igbo men. My wife never joins in but this last weekend, she grabbed the phone and sang a little ditty to the scammer - Ocean Man by Ween; She went like: Igbo man, take me by the hand Lead me to scamland, you only understand Igbo man, the sound of roosters in the background Is a real trip That's it, she won't do anymore and that's her way. No amount of pleading gets her to ever do her little jokes again and I have learned to respect that. I don't think the scammer recognized the song or even understood half the words but it was just so cute to me.
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