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Captain Nigeria Oga in·ter·pret·er Posts: 384	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 6, 2021 14:38:34 GMT wcsc12 and CertainHuman like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Captain Nigeria on Jul 6, 2021 14:38:34 GMT Glory to THL!
	"You will bury four important people before September, mark it somewhere." - Director of Zenith Bank Plc. "lunatic, You don't even know how to work , Your English is sickening." - US Ambassador to Benin Republic. "You are a basted and a fool never in your life write me again." - UN Office of International Oversight Services.

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 6, 2021 17:25:37 GMT

His reply (this is his email that will be sent to the church official, he sent to the account so I can "check it")

ATTENTION,

Mr Preview, this is REDACTED from the Republic of Benin.I want to inform you that I have been seeing the good work of God from your Church so I decided to email you because I want to Join to your Church as a Reverand so that I can set up a new Parish here in my Country Benin Republic to prich peoples the gosiple so your urgent respond needed now.

Yours sincerely

REDACTED

He claims to be from Benin. Obviously, we can't be 100% he is still lying about that.

My reply (just delaying further really)

I read your email, and I can confirm this is good to go. it is late here, so tomorrow I will provide Instructions on the email to send this to. Please note, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME FROM MR PREVIEW TO SOMEONE ELSE. I am still discussing these matters with the idiots at the church. I will get back to you tomorrow my friend

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 7, 2021 10:39:31 GMT

My email to him, Telling him to contact someone else...

I have sorted everything out, and you are to send the email to Father REDACTED
Please, change the name from Mr Preview to the Father. Send the email right away please

Hopefully, he understands this...

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Birlic Moderator NOTRE PIERRE Glory to the Holy Lamb! Posts: 4,116	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 7, 2021 11:30:21 GMT wcsc12 and Linoline like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Birlic on Jul 7, 2021 11:30:21 GMT Our old Chancellor Edward will be happy to learn that a new pure soul wants to join the Church of the Holy Lamb.
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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 7, 2021 14:46:12 GMT

The scammer has perhaps fallen asleep at his desk or is busy selling his Apples and Gala or something... the idiot seemingly hasn't been active yet!
I sent this to try and get him active

Have you even emailed him yet? What is taking you so long?? This is a simple request, or are you too stupid to understand?

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 7, 2021 21:52:47 GMT

He finally got back to me

Please my good friend don't be upset please because I just lost my father okay just first thing tomorrow morning I will email him okay.

I don’t know what to make of it, but he is most likely lying or something. Ill ignore it and move on with the bait.

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 8, 2021 6:56:21 GMT

He has sent some emails

Hello my good friend I just sent Father Ed email right now okay so what next let me know.

Hello my good friend I have already sent email to Father Ed so your urgent respond needed now to know the next step okay.

Hello My good friend I have already sent email to Father Ed to this very email address REDACTED, so your urgent respond now to know the next level okay.

My response

The father will give you instructions on what to do. Make sure to tell me everything he says and keep me in the loop, ok?

Ok My good Friend once I receive email from him I will update you immediately okay.

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Post by Birlic on Jul 8, 2021 8:26:30 GMT

09.25 - The scammer writes to my old Chancellor Eduard:

ATTENTION,

Father Eduard, this is Mr Ozo Daveed from the Republic of Benin.I want
to inform you that I have been seeing the good work of God from your
Church so I decided to email you because I want to Join to your Church
as a Reverend so that I can set up a new Parish here in my Country
Benin Republic to prich peoples the Gosiple so your urgent respond
needed now.

Yours sincerely
MR OZO DAVEED

Father Eduard, to our moron:

Dear Ozo, dear my son,

The Faith is not something that is learned in school, but something you are born with. Please tell me if you are a Christian man and believe in God. Our church is a Christian Church, and we believe that Jesus is that Holy Lamb who sacrificed on the Cross for the sins of humanity. We are trying to follow His Path, His Truth and His Faith.

If you are really a Christian man, if you want to be with us, if you feel that the Call is strong in your soul and if you think you could be our local Reverend there, then we can discuss it in detail. Please, think very well and do not rush! The Faith is something you choose to share with your brothers and sisters! You will have the opportunity to be our representative and you will have to take care of all your sheep there.

Be blessed!
Glory to the Holy Lamb, glory to Jesus!
Rev. Eduard - Chancellor of the Church of the Holy Lamb

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Two hours later, the scammer responds to father Eduard:

Attention, Father Edward I really appreciate concerning your email and I want you to know that I'm a Christian and I believe in God because his our seviour and he died in the cross of cavalry for me and you and I really need to preach to people over here so they can know God and come out from there sins and know our seviour Jesus Christ so I want you to give the opportunity to representative your parish here in my country Benin republic so your urgent respond needed now thanks yours sincerely Mr Ozo Daveed.

Father Eduard:

Son, let me confess that your sincere words delight me and make me think that maybe you are the providential man we need to set up a new Parish.
Please tell me a few details about you, about the city where you live and want to set up our Parish, about your future thoughts and about your projects.
Do you think the people around you will support your project? Are you able to gather those lost sheep of the flock near you?
I am waiting for your answer, to see if we can go on together.

Blessings,
Rev. Eduard

Like any other scammer, he claims to be very eager to work.
He will probably change his "good" attitude as soon as he finds out what steps are needed to become a Reverend. LOL!

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 8, 2021 17:08:33 GMT

Earlier this morning

Hello my good friend I just received email from Father Ed so I'm about to emailed him back because his asking me if I'm believe in Jesus Christ and have a call from God that is not something I will just jumped into.

Listen just do whatever he says and stop being awkward. You do actually want this money, right?

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Post by Birlic on Jul 9, 2021 5:14:04 GMT

Friday

The idiot wrote a message to Father Eduard last night, but I only answered this morning... of course the church is delighted with Ozo's devotion and faith, so Secretary Dave is introduced in the story. From now on, the imbecile should start the Admission procedures. LOL!

Ozo David (the scammer) to my old Chancellor:

Father Edward thanks for your email so my city is Cotonou, Country, Benin republic and I want you to know that as soon as I have the parish here believe me the people over here will definitely support me because they needs to hear the word of God and I'm ready to bring them near so they can meditate with the word of God day and night because Jesus Christ is our Lord and personal seviour and a proverbs chapter 16 verse 3 says commit thy works unto the Lord Jesus Christ, and thy thoughts shall be established. And secondly I have know God for long time and I really need my people to do these same because Jesus Christ is our Lord and seviour so permit me to have the parish here so I can gather my brothers and my sisters together so they can follow up the steps of our Lord Jesus Christ okay so your urgent respond needed now thanks yours sincerely Mr Ozo David.

Father Eduard to the moron (sister Dave in CC):

Dear my son, dear Ozo David, God bless you!
Can I tell you on your name David? You have a name already blessed by God!
David said to the Philistine, "You come against me with sword and spear and javelin, but I come against you in the name of the LORD Almighty, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. This day the LORD will hand you over to me, and I'll strike you down and cut off your head. (Samuel 17.45-46)

I feel an enormous joy when I read your words, especially as I recognize in them the seed of Faith and I can see with the mind's eye how from that seed can grow the Tree of Knowledge. Our Savior Jesus willingly climbed the Cross, wanting to take on his shoulders all the burden of mankind's sins; so do we with those around us. We help them, we defend them, we offer them support and protection. God help us!

Let me tell you that we are a Christian Church, we believe in God Almighty and we think Jesus is the Son of God. Our main headquarters is in Aberdeen (UK) and we have few branches in America, Canada, Europe and Africa. We do charity and support especially the orphans and the homeless. All of our religious, cultural and charity actions can be watched on our church website.

I am Eduard McLeod and I work for The Lord as Reverend-Chancellor of this Holy Church; the leadership of our entire community is provided by His Excellency The Great Cardinal Eufrosie, God bless Him! The secret dream of His Excellency is to succeed in building an Great African Cathedral, from which we can start evangelizing all the poor people in entire african continent. We already have few small parishes in few african countries but we want to find a man dedicated to the Faith on which we can rely and who will become our future BOA (Bishop of Africa).

Son, if Faith is strong in your heart and if you have some trustworthy people around you who want to follow you, then we are willing to give you the chance to become our new Local Reverend there and to establish a new Parish in your city. It is a huge responsibility, which comes with benefits as well as obligations. If you accept this important task, then you and your people must become members of our community and be baptized in the sacred spirit of the Holy Lamb. The Admission Process is something formal, but it must be done according to our Sacred Rules. The sister Dave (the secretary of the church) will assist you throughout the entire process and it will explain all the necessary steps, so that it will be easy for you to understand what the requirements are.

Your final Baptism Ceremony is equivalent to the official recognition of the existence of your new Parish and your appointment as our official Local Reverend in Benin. The development and charity budget as well as the monthly salaries for you and your assistants will be discussed immediately after graduation. Also, usually an installation bonus is offered for the Reverend (for the proper equipping of the parish with all the necessary equipment - computers, phones, printers, etc. and for purchasing all the necessary materials for their daily activity). But all these are just minor details that will be treated separately, immediately after the final Baptism Ceremony.

Dear sister Dave, blessings!
Please take care and guide our new brother David and make sure he understands and respects all our procedures. He's seemes be a good Christian, he's seems be a responsible and trustworthy man, so I decided to give him the opportunity to become our local Reverend and to establish a new parish there in Benin. Explain to him all the necessary steps and help him with all the information that he will ask for. He is already a Christian man and he surely has summary knowledge about our Religion, so we will apply the summary procedure for Admission (only those last 3 stages) and then we will allow them to finish the Admittance process with the Baptism Ceremony.

I want to be kept up to date with the evolution of the admission process and the related formalities. I will intervene as often as necessary.
Be blessed, all of you, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Rev. Eduard

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CertainHuman Chairman Posts: 543	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 9, 2021 6:23:38 GMT Captain Nigeria likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by CertainHuman on Jul 9, 2021 6:23:38 GMT okay so your urgent respond needed now I swear he has said this in EVERY email sent to me... why does he do that??
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Birlic Moderator NOTRE PIERRE Glory to the Holy Lamb! Posts: 4,116	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 9, 2021 7:48:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Birlic on Jul 9, 2021 7:48:32 GMT Our scammer, to father Eduard: Attention, Father Edward I really appreciate concerning your email so I will be waiting to hear from the secretary of the church to know what to do immediately okay.
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CertainHuman because he is a scammer who wants money and he doesn't like to be ignored for long. Money is an urgent matter for him, even more urgent than pyramids and triumphant marches are for us

Sister Dave to David

Dear brother David

I am happy to hear that you want to become a new reverend for our great church and spread the word among the people around you. It is always a joy when the Lord adds to our flock and sends us strong and willing leaders who want to be the shepherds to the local sheep around them and guide them on the way to divinity.

Before we can start the procedure of becoming a reverend, as you might understand, it is vital that you first become a member of our church. For this it is required to fill a form and to make a proof of faith picture, which every of our members have done before you. It is just a formality before we can start your installment as a local reverend, so I want to ask you to please fill out the form attached to this email in blue ink and send a scanned or clear photographed copy back to me at your earliest convenience.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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The scammer writes again to father Eduard:

Hello Father Edward I want to inform you that immediately I have the parish here in my city cotonou that many people are ready to work with me so that the parish will move on and I'm ready to preach to people so they can follow up the way of our Lord Jesus Christ so I need to hear from the secretary to know the next step thanks yours sincerely Ozo David.

- He is trying to give us the impression that he is ready to work for the Lord.
- We'll see what his reactions will be when Linoline explains everything to him. Muhahahaaha!

Father Eduard responds to our imbecile:

Dear David, dear my son,
I am so happy to know that you have people around you who are ready to follow you and who look at you as a leader.
We need people like you and I am convinced that after you complete the admission procedures everything will go perfectly for you and your parish.

Please stay in touch with Sister Dave for all the bureaucratic issues related to your appointment as Reverend. I will be available at any time for useful advice if needed.
I want to be constantly informed about your evolution as a man of Faith and as a representative of our church.

Be blessed, in the sacred name of our Holy Lamb!
Rev. Eduard

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Post by ScammingTheScammers on Jul 9, 2021 9:06:00 GMT

What is the churches position on mourning? His dad died only a couple of days ago. Maybe impose 7 days of silence from the date of his father's passing to increase his frustration and reward him for his lies.

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 9, 2021 20:26:32 GMT

ScammingTheScammers That sounds like a hilarious idea

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Okay, our scammer has been emailing the accountant

Hello my good friend I received email from the Father Ed today and he told me that the secretary sister Dave is going to email me to tell me what to do okay.

Okay, all good here
Just make sure you do everything they say, and it should all be a fairly simple process.

Our scammer seems to be a bit upset...

Okay but remember that I will never ever spent one cent on this

*I think he will be spending more the one cent with all this...

Remember that I'm into games I know what's up I hope you know that because the last email I received from Father Ed he said that there's some task on it because this is not what both talk about so I hope your understand.

*he probably thinks he is charge or something... his hopes will quickly be dashed

Meanwhile, the accountant is NOT happy with these emails

Hello my friend

What is wrong with you? What do you mean you wont spend any money on this? Do you understand that you will receive a lot of money out of this is you do your part? These tasks they are suggesting are easy, like filling out forms and such. If you are thinking about complaining a lot, then forget the whole thing

No further emails from our scammer today to the accountant...

Last Edit: Jul 9, 2021 20:26:45 GMT by CertainHuman

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CertainHuman Chairman Posts: 543	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 10, 2021 7:06:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by CertainHuman on Jul 10, 2021 7:06:16 GMT Ill send him an email later if he still hasn’t sent anything…
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CertainHuman Chairman Posts: 543	Impatient Delivery Agent Jul 10, 2021 11:34:19 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by CertainHuman on Jul 10, 2021 11:34:19 GMT I have sent a very angry email to the scammer. Will post later…
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This lying idiot claims he didn't get the message from sister Dave.

Attention, Father Edward I have not received email from the secretary yet so I really need to know what is going on because I want to start everything immediately okay.

Father Eduard, to the moron and sister Dave:

David, dear my son,
Sister Dave told me she sent you an email yesterday. You should probably look in the Spam folder.
In any case, I will send this message to her so that you are both present in this discussion.

Be blessed,
Rev. Eduard

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 10, 2021 20:33:13 GMT

I would have added this sooner, but a busy day for me.

Sent at 12:33

Hello, why have you not sent any emails at all? I am monitoring all of their emails, and nothing from you? Are you just here to play games? Send the fucking emails now!!

Sent at 12:54

Hello my good friend they just hacked my email address I swear to God so if you can tell the secretary to reset my the forms again okay.

*surely he doesn't mean the church harked his email...

Hello my good friend I have not received any email from the secretary yet so you have to inform the secretary to send me the form okay.

This guy is making too many excuses. I think there has to be some sort of punishment for all these delays on his part!

You said they hacked your email? What are you even talking about. Enough excuses, I'm not sure you are serious about this. Look, just respond to the emails they sent. BE SERIOUS

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Post by Linoline on Jul 11, 2021 19:04:10 GMT

10:12 Our new reverend to sister Dave

I received your email so I will get back to you tomorrow morning okay.

20:03 Sister Dave

Dear brother David

Thank you for letting me know. I am looking forward to receiving your response tomorrow.

Be blessed
Sister Dave

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 13, 2021 13:40:42 GMT

This idiot has failed to contact any of the church members. The accountant sends one final message

Hello

I have been monitoring all the emails, and you haven't even sent anything? I guess you are just some stupid internet joker trying to waste my time, and your not really serious at all. It's all good, I have just found someone in Ghana who is willing to cooperate with them. He is a very smart person, and we will be earning a lot of money. I have already informed the church that you are not the right person for this. I am no longer interested in doing anything with you, so don't respond to me ever again. Goodbye

The story will probably end here!

I probably won't be emailing this idiot again. I had a lot of fun with him earlier, but he has gotten boring. I will certainly try the church bait on another scammer if I get the chance

Last Edit: Jul 13, 2021 13:41:00 GMT by CertainHuman

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The idiot responds with more excuses

Hello my good friend I have already filled out the form but network is not good here in my country so by tomorrow morning I will definitely email them with the form okay so sorry for the delay okay.

Hello my good friend I really so sorry for the delay first thing tomorrow morning I will email them with the form because I have already filled out the form okay

Sadly, the accountant has had enough of these bs excuses and won't be responding. Even if he has filled put the form. This guy clearly isn't serious about this and is probably isn't a very successful scammer. I not going to waste my time.

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Post by CertainHuman on Jul 15, 2021 22:33:45 GMT

The idiot sends some more emails to the accountant. He won't be getting any more replies though...

Hello my good friend the way you did everything is not good I told you that I lost my father and I'm the first son that's the reason why everything has been delaying but you really don't understand me is only God knows everything and is only these same God can help everyone God bless our hustle okay.

Hello my good friend the way you did everything is not good I told you that I lost my father and I'm the first son but you really don't understand me and that's the reason why everything has been delaying and is only God knows everything and is only these same God can help us God bless our hustle and have a great day my good friend.

I will continue to add his emails to the thread if/when he bothers to send anymore to me.

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Fuck you ashole and get out from my box idiot (Mr Logan)
Please do come to insult me do you hear me well, just don't try to mess with my head (Mr Victor)
You can not use the whole day to purchase a card. (Patrick)

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