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Post by Birlic on Jan 3, 2022 5:38:31 GMT
Monday
06.30 - A good week start with some good news, right? I am very convinced that these idiots had a wonderful time on New Year's Eve, preparing the journey to "the package that will ensure their wealth and fame". As always in recent years, Joojoo is happy to take care of delivery and give our scammers some unforgettable moments.  === 11.15 - It's already 11.15 and Ben hasn't responded to Akwode's message yet. I think someone else took the initiative and there is probably some intense debate now about the trip. Our idiots are trying to persuade each other to go to the Nigerian border and cross into Benin. It is obvious that they are not successful scammers and it is obvious that they have no any life experience. If we can persuade them to wait for Joojoo at that hotel, then we will have a great time with them. I'm so sure!  ===
15.45 - Still nothing from our dear reverend.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 3, 2022 19:42:15 GMT
Trisha is still alive
5:15 pm
Trisha: Hello Beth
7:16 pm
Beth: I do not wish to talk to rude girls
Trisha: I’m sorry Beth , if you think I was rude I wasn’t. I wish you a Happy New Year Ma’am 🎆
So... either Roti resurrected, decided to try again to get money from Beth or they are still working together and need money for the trip. Who knows? Who cares? I don't but Beth will be useless to them.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 3, 2022 21:08:05 GMT
22.35 - Let's keep making him happy ... TSC servers sent a warning
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Post by Birlic on Jan 4, 2022 8:49:25 GMT
Tuesday
09.45 - Still nothing from our reverend, so Akwode writes a new email:
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10.15 - It seems our assumptions are correct. These scammers have NO money to travel and no one near them seems willing to fund them.
- So it's true... they are real idiots and the whole village knows it. LOL!
- Ben replied to Akwode's email:
Akwode:
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Post by Macs on Jan 4, 2022 10:29:28 GMT
Wow! Interesting message from your customer. I would not be surprised if his next e-mail would say something like this:
My friend and I will be at the hotel in half an hour. Ask the driver to be there with the parcel when we arrive. We want to go right back home and not waste any time in Benin.
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Post by Admin on Jan 4, 2022 16:29:45 GMT
^That message could be all kinds of fun.  |
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Post by SpongeBob on Jan 4, 2022 18:33:20 GMT
I really admire all of you. I'm just reading and I get lost with the story. I was thinking of the parcel with the van so I had to go back a few pages until I realized it's from another story! 😀
I'm so excited for the next episode.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 4, 2022 20:52:10 GMT
SpongeBob, I always take notes during baits so I can remember the details. If I don't I can lose track as well. I can recommend evernote for this  21:31 Ben / Roti / Whoever to sister Dave Same happy new year message as was sent to Beth yesterday. Same image... looks like we might still be talking to the same scammer after all 21:31 Ben / Roti / ... to sister Dave 21:47 Sister Dave ================== 22:40 Ben He just wanted to try if he could get more money... of course. 23:34 Sister Dave
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Post by Birlic on Jan 4, 2022 22:45:22 GMT
It seems that the threat of abandonment of the package worked, because Roti / Ben wrote a message to Akwode in which he says that he will arrive in Benin on Friday. Of course, Akwode will not answer until tomorrow morning.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2022 6:47:34 GMT
Wednesday06.01 - Akwode to our imbecile: 06.20 - Apparently, dear reverend Ben didn't sleep too well, because he wrote me earlier than he once did. He is worried that he will have to wait few hours for the courier. and 06.43 - With very little luck, on Friday we will obtain a new Safari in Benin. Of course I will ignore his concerns and encourage him to come to the meeting place. Next week (i.e. after we finish the "holiday in Benin" chapter), Gerry will get better and of course he will have something good to say to Roti/Ben. This scammer will probably try to avoid any contact with sister Dave for the next few days, hoping that on Friday he will be able to put his little tiny hands on the package/money and disappear. Just as likely is that he'll come back to us, with his tail between his legs, after Joojoo works his "magic". ===
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Post by Admin on Jan 5, 2022 7:49:15 GMT
Quick! Wake up, Joojoo.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2022 10:35:56 GMT
11.30 - Let's make our scammer happy again and let's him see that everything is ready. I want him to receive so many details that everything seems real to him and he doesn't have time to think about anything else. They are so stupid that they will certainly make some mistakes that we will take advantage of. I have no doubts here! === More fun with our morons... they intends to travel tomorrow. Good, very good! Akwode: === 11.50 - Ben is excited. Akwode: 12.00 - Ben to Akwode: We hope the same thing, mr. scammer. I really think we'll have another successfully Safari. Soon. Very soon. === 13.53 - Akwode to Ben... the last instructions: I hope we have the pleasure of seeing dear "Reverend" Roti again. In Benin. 
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2022 13:34:30 GMT
9:44 big surprise... Roti contacts sister Dave I have no clue what the f*ck is going down in Lagos, but maybe he really was sick after all. Or they have been fighting again, or whatever. Either way. We don't mind changing the receiver again, but he'll have a few things to do of course. Baptism, BIP and a declaration of consent, because Ben was already appointed as the reverend. 14:26 Sister Dave ================= 14:31 Roti He gives up too easily. The safari is now the most important, but we would really like to see roti in his underpants as well, so let's make it a bit easier for him. 14:48 Sister Dave Sister Dave is purposely vague. Of course she doesn't know about the exact protocols of the shipping company. 14:56 Ben 15:02 Sister Dave emphasizes why it's important that he will be the reverend instead of ben. |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2022 15:06:31 GMT
14.36 - From "the scammer" (Ben? Roti?... no matter) to Akwode: ===
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2022 15:13:56 GMT
15:13 Roti Of course he wants more money 15:18 Sister Dave Trisha also tried her luck with Beth the last days, but Beth is useless as ever Mon 10:50 pm Trisha: No response , are you still angry I thought I apologies
Tue 9:46 pm Trisha: You say you are a good believer , then why don’t you preach and practice forgiveness
10:47 am Trisha: Good morning Mrs Beth
Trisha: <missed call>
4:08 pm
Beth: I am not angry, I just don't want to talk to rude girls==================== 16:17 Roti  16:26 Sister Dave to Claude, cc to Roti |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2022 15:46:52 GMT
16.45 - Claude to sister Dave (Roti in CC): Of course we want Roti to humiliate himself too, taking pictures in his underwear.
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Post by Macs on Jan 5, 2022 16:01:44 GMT
I think the scammers at the moment are giving more than you are asking for  This will be very interesting to follow! Great entertainment |
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Post by stellabella on Jan 5, 2022 17:06:44 GMT
A humourous look at the scammers starting up the new Nigerian chapter of the Holy Lamb  (Thanks to another member (with an imagination) who posted their manipulated photos in another bait which gave me the idea for this)
In your imagination do you see Sister Dave the same as I do? Birlic is always there in the background preaching to the faithful.
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Post by Admin on Jan 5, 2022 17:22:10 GMT
Funny! (Is there a Pink Floyd concert over the fence?  ) |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2022 19:30:45 GMT
BIP #3
Dear Roti, in his full splendor. 
Claude:
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Roti to Akwode:
Akwode:
Roti:
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So, if all goes well, then tomorrow we will have a band of idiots who will travel in search of the Lost Ark. Stay with us, because we will broadcast live. Muhahahaha!
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2022 21:21:40 GMT
stellabella amazing job! We really appreciate it. Thank you. 21:59 Roti to sister Dave 22:11 Sister Dave 22:14 Roti
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Post by DonClawleone on Jan 6, 2022 1:18:09 GMT
It will be the shame when the package moves, and moves, and moves again...
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2022 6:19:50 GMT
Today will be the Safari Day?
We'll see in a few hours.
06.27 - Akwode to our moron: 06.43 - Joojoo enter the scene and writes to Roti: We have already prepared the necessary messages that show that Joojoo is approaching the meeting place and we have set them to be sent automatically at set times. If the idiot looks at a map (I don't think so, but I have to consider this possibility), then he will be able to "trace" the route chosen by Joojoo. ===
07.41 - Joojoo, another good news:
07.54 - More pressure... Akwode to our reverend:
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Post by Admin on Jan 6, 2022 6:49:36 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2022 7:54:30 GMT
Well... 08.18 - Roti to Akwode: and 08.28 - Joojoo: 08.29 - Roti to Joojoo: Of course, no pictures attached. Huh, I really love these idiots. === 08.44 - Joojoo to Roti: === 09.00 - Akwode responds our moron: === 09.35 - It turns out they're not at the hotel. We believe they are still on the border and trying to reach Benin. Being retarded, they do not know how to handle the situation so they started lying (as they are used to doing). Of course, Joojoo will stop and not leave until Roti sends confirmation that he has arrived at the hotel. Akwode is nervous. Roti to Akwode: Roti to Joojoo: Joojoo: Roti, asking again for the Joojoo's phone number: Akwode, to our moron: Roti to Akwode: Joojoo to our scammer: Roti: Akwode: === |
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Post by stellabella on Jan 6, 2022 8:50:28 GMT
Joojoo..!! I LOVE him so much, I would have his babies (if only I was medically able to  ). Alas, I also don't have red hair or big boobs and don't drink much 
Please be extra careful driving on those pothole ridden roads filled with mischievous goats.
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Post by an-alias on Jan 6, 2022 9:11:40 GMT
Sure hope the red haired ladies in Bohicon likes chocolates LOL
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2022 9:44:55 GMT
stellabella & an-alias ... LOL! SAFARI confirmed!  10.01 - Roti to Joojoo: Roti to Akwode: and Akwode: Roti: Few minutes later, the scammer writes again to Joojoo: At this moment, the two scammers are waiting in front of the 241Seme hotel. We will continue the story with the well-known script. === 10.50 - Bad news. Still relaxed, Roti writes to Joojoo: From their photos, it turns out that dear reverend Roti is there with another "parishioner", so that means some intense discussions took place between him and the "former" reverend Ben. "The Happiness & The Harmony" in the group will be destroyed in the next hours / days, when the two apostles will return home empty-handed and with their tails between their legs. Muhahahaha! === 11.20 - More fun with our morons... Akwode to Roti:
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Post by Linoline on Jan 6, 2022 10:24:04 GMT
Congratulations on another safari! What happened in Lagos, who fought with who, and who really is in the hospital and who isn't doesn't matter at this point. Trisha is stranded and we are happy! |
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2022 10:28:31 GMT
Poor Trisha! Apparently, "she" didn't make a good choice when she tried to cheat old Beth, because the Holy Lamb saw this abominable thing and punished her. LOL! |
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