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Post by Linoline on Mar 13, 2021 10:05:16 GMT
 He looks tired already! |
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 11:04:51 GMT
10.55 - A short chain of messages for Moses to get acquainted with our new character: Joojoo, the crazy driver. 
Joojoo to his boss Akwode:
Akwode to Joojoo (Moses in CC):
Joojoo responds to Akwode (Moses in CC):
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11.02 - Akwode to Moses, about the "receipts and money".
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11.12 - Joojoo to Moses, another short-info message: These information messages have the role of making the scammer feel comfortable and "see with his own eyes" that the package is approaching the destination. In this way, in the mind of the scammer everything seems true and he "perceives" the distances and time through these messages. Everything becomes so real that he (the scammer) will not question the sad events that will take place in the coming hours. ===
12.06 - The game continues. Akwode writes to Moses again.
As we already know, Moses is the kind of scammer who doesn't communicate much. He prefers to wait in silence and do nothing, hoping that "the money will fall into his hands." I am convinced that his light-hearted attitude of ignoring the messages will change radically as soon as the first problems arise. ===
12.24 - Joojoo to Moses.
12.35 - Moses to Joojoo... he asks for a phone number, of course.
In the same time, Claude responds to Moses' last message:
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Post by mattaz on Mar 13, 2021 14:10:01 GMT
Congratulations with another Safari!
I feel sorry for the goats already
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Post by Pricky on Mar 13, 2021 14:12:53 GMT
WOW! Well done, you 2! Safari Magnates!
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 16:19:21 GMT
13.49 - Joojoo to Moses... poor goat. LOL! 13.53 - Akwode confirms all these bad news. 14.03 - Moses to Akwode. 
14.12 - Moses to Akwode:
14.25 - Moses to Joojoo:
15.16 - Moses to Akwode:
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15.55 - Joojoo:
16.02 - Akwode:
Moses to Akwode:
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16.16 - Ten minutes later, Akwode writes another message to our scammer. The news is not so good, but Moses is invited to come to Bunso. |
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Post by Linoline on Mar 13, 2021 16:32:48 GMT
Let's hope he'll go. Not a word to sister Dave, but I didn't expect him to say anything yet
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 16:56:03 GMT
16.53 - Akwode to Moses... I think he will prefer to stay in Accra (he has the hotel already paid for tonight). ===
17.00 - Moses to Akwode:
Akwode:
Soon Joojoo will hold a party there at the hotel in Bunso... food, drink, drugs and prostitutes.
I'm sure Moses will be pleased to hear that.
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Post by Admin on Mar 13, 2021 17:19:52 GMT
Joojoo has quickly become one of my favorite characters in the baiting world.
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Post by entertain on Mar 13, 2021 17:22:47 GMT
This one seems complicated What's happening here Thanks
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 17:47:34 GMT
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Post by generaltoilet on Mar 13, 2021 18:40:41 GMT
Well done! |
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Post by Linoline on Mar 13, 2021 19:31:59 GMT
Everybody loves JooJoo. It's also my favorite character to play if I have to take over when Birlic is unavailable. With Joojoo everything is possible. Birlic, do you remember when we sent Larry on a long vacation to Benin and a day-excursion to Togo and Joojoo killed a whole group of people in Lome. The boys have surely soiled their hideous pants. |
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 20:58:26 GMT
20.51 - Moses to Joojoo... I think the scammer is afraid that Joojoo will spend "his" money. He probably won't sleep very relaxed.
Tomorrow I will have to explain him the company's policy regarding phone conversations between our employees and customers.
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Post by orbtaindashcancel on Mar 13, 2021 21:01:40 GMT
I'm glad Mr Pricky shouted this out on stream today. Can't read through quite yet as I've got some errands to do; I still need to set traps for pouch rat, then I need to pick up some garri and a wheelbarrow ashawo from market before I return home, but I will definitely be tracking this thread.
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Post by Pricky on Mar 13, 2021 21:30:33 GMT
^^^  |
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Post by Birlic on Mar 13, 2021 22:54:28 GMT
Sunday plan:
- the new radiator will arrive at the mechanical workshop only in the afternoon,
- al this time, Joojoo will be sitting on a terrace and eating / drinking,
- in the afternoon everything will be ready... the car will be repaired, but Joojoo will be drunk and will not be able to drive,
- the manager Akwode will apologize and invite Moses to come to that city (Bunso) again... where everything is paid (accommodation and food).
From the pictures above you can see that Moses paid for 2 nights at the hotel (March 12 and 13) and that the return home to Nigeria is scheduled for March 14 (bus tickets). It is obvious that he will not want to return home empty-handed, so he will be forced to wait. Both Linoline and I we are convinced that we can convince the idiot to stay in Ghana until Monday (at least)... When Joojoo discovers the money hidden in the package and steals everything. |
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Post by Caffeine Serene on Mar 14, 2021 1:00:36 GMT
Fantastic work, both of you! The intricacy that led to this point is incredible.
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 8:52:36 GMT
Sunday
- It's already 08.47 in Accra and our dear friend hasn't written anything yet. It's his favorite way to behave: "Sit & Wait". - Of course, this doesn't bother us at all now, because we have enough time to waste and because we know that Accra is a wonderful holiday destination. ===
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Post by Linoline on Mar 14, 2021 9:18:08 GMT
Caffeine Serene Thank you! We always try to lure the scammers in our alternate universe where they communicate with many different characters with their own personality and it makes it all look real to them. After a while they are so much invested in our story, either because they did work, spent money or had 'friends' help them with tasks and they are at the point where they can't accept that it all might be fake. That's the point where they will accept a lot of nonsense.
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 10:26:32 GMT
09.55 - The first sign of life ... our dear reverend Moses writes to my local manager Akwode: 10.19 - Akwode to Moses: ===
10.25 - Joojoo to Moses... sure, everything is / will be good... no worry Mr. Scammer. ===
10.39 - A very sad scammer writes to Akwode:
Akwode:
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In the same time, Moses writes also to Joojoo... the scammer is really desperate. Joojoo to Moses... Don't wory, be happy! === 10.53 - Moses is sad and probably starting to worry. We do not know what time he should have left for Nigeria, but I think he already realizes that this will not happen today. He writes again to Akwode: Akwode, so innocent and so polite. ===
11.03 - More fun with the moron. Moses responds to Akwode: I'm trying to see if I can get some information about his "schedule" from him. ===
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 12:14:02 GMT
11.43 - Hmm, it looks like Moses has secured his accommodation for today because he managed to pay for the hotel for the 3rd night in a row.
Moses to Akwode:
Moses to Joojoo:
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12.00 - Joojoo to Moses:
Moses:
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Post by Linoline on Mar 14, 2021 12:24:31 GMT
So his bus ticket expired and his money is finished. This could be a long vacation.
Of course, when he decides to contact sister Dave, there's nothing that can be done because the accountant Gerry is still in the intensive care.
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 12:38:11 GMT
Yes, of course sister Dave will have her hands tied when it comes to payments.
- In addition, the Elders of the church will, of course, have some grievances about the way the "proposed Reverend" Moses performs his sacred duties.
- We can all understand that he cannot build the Pyramid of Faith now, because he has no money. OK.
- But the first duty of a Reverend is to the members of his Parish... and the old Chancellor Eduard will want to see a video record of the Sunday Sermon that Moses gives in front of his parishioners.
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12.50 - Moses responds to Akwode.
I think he will have a very pleasant Sunday evening. LOL!
13.01 - Joojoo - While the mechanic works to repair the car, Joojoo sits on the terrace and drinks ... this will be his last message today. He will get drunk and will be unable to drive to Accra. - This afternoon Akwode will confirm that Joojoo is drunk and drugged, so the delivery will be postponed to tomorrow morning.
- We all already know that the prostitutes ask to be served with chocolate, so tomorrow morning Joojoo will discover the money hidden in the package.
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13.49 - Moses to Joojoo:
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Post by harleysquirrelnuts on Mar 14, 2021 15:18:56 GMT
I'm in awe- this is incredible. |
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 17:42:49 GMT
Moses to Joojoo:
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Moses to Akwode:
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17.35 - Finally Akwode responds... bad news for our dear scammer. We are waiting now for his reaction... either he will be calm and he will hope that everything will be solved tomorrow, or he will explode and we will have some fun. ===
18.19 - Moses to Akwode... his words are pleasant music to our ears.
- He has no money for tomorrow and is stressed about the package.
- Of course Akwode will not answer, so Moses will not sleep well at night.
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Post by Admin on Mar 14, 2021 18:42:38 GMT
I'm a little surprised at how well he's taking the news. He's not wanting to mess up the deal by pissing off anyone.
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Post by Birlic on Mar 14, 2021 18:48:03 GMT
He is a mature and experienced scammer. I think he'll try to negotiate with Joojoo tomorrow... I don't think he can afford to go home empty-handed. We will probably continue to have fun with him.
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Although he does not want to show this, Moses is desperate.
Late in the evening he sent a message to Claude (customer care manager at TSC). Of course, Claude will answer tomorrow and promise to analyze the situation very carefully. |
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Post by MildredPierce on Mar 15, 2021 2:24:33 GMT
"Soon Joojoo will hold a party there at the hotel in Bunso... food, drink, drugs and prostitutes.
I'm sure Moses will be pleased to hear that. "
He better be. This lad should be grateful. He got to go to Ghana for the first time. All expenses paid! (by him) 😆
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Post by MildredPierce on Mar 15, 2021 3:11:12 GMT
I have seen some of the church baits on that other site and they are hilarious. There was some SoundCloud audio with inquisitors one of which was Mr. Fahad playing a different character.
The lad actually thought that he was speaking to an official panel of higher ups as he explained why he failed or whatever it was he was accused of doing.
Good stuff.
Me have a feeling that our friends Moses and his companion will be sleeping on the streets of Ghana before long.
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Post by Linoline on Mar 15, 2021 9:01:44 GMT
If it is true what he tells us and he really has no money to go back then it's very well possible that this will be an extended vacation. He still didn't inform Sister Dave about the unfortunate situation. 7:16 Claude to Moses 8:14 Moses to Claude 8:33 Claude to Moses 8:45 Moses to Claude 8:52 Claude to Moses 9:05 Akwode to Moses 9:08 Moses to Akwode You can believe all you want you greedy basturd  9:16 Akwode to Moses 9:18 Joojoo to Moses Uh oh... who else thinks the woman would like some chocolate? 9:45 Moses to Joojoo |
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