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Post by Linoline on Feb 17, 2021 16:18:54 GMT
17:18 Akwode
I expected this day to be a little more eventful.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 17, 2021 16:30:12 GMT
THE SAFARI!!
17:20 Phil    17:21 Phil 17:26 Akwode 17:29 Phil He left us waiting all day, now he'll have to wait because I have some other things to do. Of course when Joojoo will be reached he is too drunk to drive today so our scammer has to wait till the next day. He will be invited to come to parakou of course. Tomorrow he'll have to present himself in front of the airport and I think something will happen with some goats and a broken radiator |
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Post by Birlic on Feb 17, 2021 16:46:45 GMT
Phil to Claude:
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Claude:
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So, our idiot traveled from Ghana to Benin and crossed 2 different borders (Safari  )... of course he will be forced to stay in Cotonou overnight and of course all sorts of unfortunate coincidences will happen tomorrow.  ===
17.57 - Phil: 
Claude:
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Post by DonClawleone on Feb 17, 2021 17:21:06 GMT
I hope he gets a chance to visit more of Benin; I've heard lovely things about Parakou, in particular. Apparently the outdoor accommodations up there are a bit lacking, but that's not really your problem, is it? Great work.
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Post by Birlic on Feb 17, 2021 18:02:46 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Feb 17, 2021 18:27:16 GMT
18:14 Phil to Akwode
18:30 Phil to Akwode
I doubt he'll be back on time for his job
19:23 Akwode to Phil
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Post by Linoline on Feb 17, 2021 19:17:07 GMT
19:37 Phil
20:15 Akwode
Attached a map with the directions from his hotel to the airport
20:35 Phil
20:52 Akwode
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Post by Birlic on Feb 17, 2021 21:23:54 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Feb 17, 2021 21:26:23 GMT
21:55 Phil to Akwode
He just calculated $300 for food. I will not correct him, because I already suspected he'd want the complete $500,-
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Post by Birlic on Feb 17, 2021 21:31:41 GMT
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23.12 - Claude responds to the last message of Phil:
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Post by creepthecreepers on Feb 17, 2021 23:10:28 GMT
I can't imagine the endless amount of "inconveniences" Joojoo will experience during the trip from Parakou to Cotonou. I can only imagine that during one of those repairs, one of the mechanics just happened to found out about the package that "fell out of" the delivery truck.
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Post by Yastreb on Feb 18, 2021 0:01:40 GMT
Birlic and Linoline, chapeau bas! And those are great pix!
This is my first safari from a bait that I personally initiated and maintained.
In the meantime, The Orphan has an answer for why he couldn't take calls...
17 February (sent 0557 WAT)
I'm sorry for my phone is faulty it fell in the water, sir [Mr Phil...] gone to collect the package at cotonu and he just told me he just arrived in Benin Cotonu.
So I'm waiting for him to bring me the package and please. Sir please try and call them so they will attend to him immediately so that he can come back to his work.
And Mr Phil made contact!
17 February (sent 0713 WAT)
I'm here to informed you that I'm here in Cotonu Benin republic to collect the package that you sent to [The Orphan] on my name.
I took your email from Abbas before I embark on this journey, arrived today 3:30 pm here and I have contacted Mr. Claude and the local Manager here Mr Akwode. I'm still waiting for them to get back to me and I have to go back by tomorrow and report back to work by on Friday. Please I want you to help me tell them to attend to immediately so that I can get the package on time and leave.
No phone number to call them they refuse to give me number to call them I do not know the reason why.but I hope everything went well successfully. I will still keep you informed
I replied to The Orphan with an insult, albeit mild, for Mr Phil.
That was a gorram careless thing to do. But thanx for the update. Let's hope that he collects the package right away and gets back double time. In the time it's taken him to up and move, the Marines took Tarawa.
I'll reply to Phil later. Everything should have gone smoothly!
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 7:18:17 GMT
Thursday - a new beautiful day!
07.37 - Dear scammer writes to Claude: ... but Claude is recovering from yesterday's party, so I'll answer later... no rush here, right? ===
Phil to Akwode: 08.21 - Akwode writes to Phil and Joojoo (the crazy driver). 8 minutes later, dear Joojoo responds to Phil and Akwode: ===
We have already prepared a series of informative messages that Joojoo will send from time to time.
Everything will stop in Bohicon, immediately after 14.00.
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08.48 - Phil to Joojoo... he's confident.
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08.52 - Claude responds to Phil... Claude goes on a short vacation ... our scammer will have to talk ONLY to our local characters (Akwode and Joojoo), which will definitely increase his stress. ===
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Post by Yastreb on Feb 18, 2021 8:01:55 GMT
Mal replied to Mr Phil at 1835 AEST (0835 WAT).
Good to hear from you. You've done a good thing, and I know that everything is going to be all nice and kentucky soon! Did you have any problems on the way to Cotonoo?
Mr Phil responded just five minutes later:
It's wasn't easy because boarder were shot down I have to take risk to pass back to go through.
But I'm here now and waiting for them and I hope they will give me everything.
I'm sure that everything will go exactly as planned.
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 8:09:41 GMT
Everything wil be perfect today... we have no doubts. 09.04 - Joojoo writes to the scammer... the first stopover. 09.17 - Phil to Joojoo: 
and
Of course Joojoo will ignore the request regarding the phone number. ===
09.20 - Phil to Claude: Claude is already packing his T-shirts and swimsuit, so the message won't be read too soon. |
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 10:32:33 GMT
10:31 JooJoo to Phil
10:57 Phil to JooJoo
11:02 JooJoo to Phil
11:08 Phil to JooJoo
11:18 Phil to JooJoo
11:23 JooJoo to Phil
11:32 Akwode to Phil
11:35 Phil to Akwode
11:46 Joojoo to Phil
11:53 Akwode to Phil
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Post by Yastreb on Feb 18, 2021 11:59:45 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 12:02:30 GMT
12:19 Phil to Akwode   12:49 Phil to Akwode 12:58 Akwode to Phil 13:03 Joojoo to Phil.... those damned goats |
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 12:08:20 GMT
Joojoo is near Bohicon and we will initially claim that the repair takes only 1.5-2 hours and then Joojoo will come to Cotonou. The idiot must of course wait at the airport. Finally, around 15.30 (local time) we will tell him that the car radiator cannot be repaired and that another spare part will be ordered, which comes only tomorrow morning... of course, Phil is invited to go to Bohicon. A good Hotel, some tasty food, drinks etc...
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13.16 - Our dear scammer responds to Joojoo... he said he was waiting there. Meanwhile, Joojoo is on a terrace where he eats and drinks: |
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 12:26:06 GMT
13:20 Phil to Akwode
13:24 Akwode to Phil
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 12:47:29 GMT
13.29 - A very sad Philemon writes to Claude: Of course, Claude is now on holiday aboard a yacht touring the Mediterranean sea, so the message will remain unread.
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Post by Yastreb on Feb 18, 2021 13:03:38 GMT
Backing up what Birlic said...
18 February, 2338 AEST/1338 WAT
Dear sir,
I have to report to work by tomorrow but the delivery people are not coming I don't even have money on me to go back I'm stranded.
They refused to give me their number to call them. Please if you can untouched with Cliff let him know. I do not want to sleep this country today I have to go back
If you can help me contact them then talk to that they should attend to me immediately.
I will be glad
Thank you
Mal won't see that for at least another ten hours; he's having a pleasant night with a lady friend named Beth.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 13:09:34 GMT
13:42 Phil to Akwode
14:08 Akwode to Phil
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 13:20:14 GMT
14.17 - Joojoo to our moron... It looks like the car will take some time to repair, so Phil has to wait a little longer. ===
14.36 - More fun with Phil... he writes to Joojoo:
Joojoo:
Obviously he is lying about his money, but he is certainly stressed and panicked and does not feel comfortable at all.
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 13:39:49 GMT
14:23 Phil
14:38 Akwode
I made a little mistake here. Joojoo said the repair would be in half an hour, I told him it was done. Of course Akwode has misunderstood his driver.
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 13:55:24 GMT
I don't think there will be any problems ... Phil is in shock and doesn't react normally anymore. All he is interested in now is to receive the package as soon as possible and go back home. It is surrounded by people who speak other languages (French and local dialects), so it feels extremely comfortable. LOL! ===
15.11 - Our boy lost his temper.
Joojoo:
Of course, Akwode must express his regrets and assure the idiot that everything is arranged in Bohicon and that a hotel room and all insured expenses are waiting for him there.
15.20 - Another push from Joojoo:
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 14:34:58 GMT
15:27 Phil to Akwode
15:33 Akwode to Phil
15:40 Phil
15:43 Phil
15:59 Akwode
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 15:05:55 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Feb 18, 2021 15:09:28 GMT
16:00 Phil
16:02 Akwode
16:05 Phil
16:08 Phil
16:11 Akwode
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Post by Birlic on Feb 18, 2021 15:45:11 GMT
Phil to Akwode... another phone call request. Surely we will ignore this part. ===
16.26 - Phil to Joojoo: Joojoo: He probably tried to persuade a taxi driver to take him to Bohicon with the promise that the money would be paid at the destination. We already know from other stories that drivers demand money in advance. Phil has to decide if he pays for the transport to Bohicon, hoping to get everything back tonight ... or if he wants to spend money on accommodation in Cotonou for tonight. Heavy dilemma! ===
16.47 - Phil insists on the phone call, so I sent him a link to the hotel's official website. I am convinced that the receptionist can explain to the taxi driver what the address of the hotel is. Phil could have had the same idea, he could search the hotel's website. But he's probably tired, nervous, hungry and stressed.
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